I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

On special days such as festivals, openings, endings, and completions, it is indeed a traditional Japanese tradition to invite clergymen to come to pray for blessings and exorcise spirits.

There are even companies rushing to donate incense money to prestigious shrines and build torii gates every year.

In the eyes of Araki Sosuke, these are purely "people are stupid and have a lot of money" behavior.

However, the ass determines the head. From a work point of view, it is a win-win thing to be able to send sincere blessings to make the client feel at ease, and to do a "spiritual removal business" that can easily earn rewards.

"Ahem, since you are so polite, then I will... But, my'expelling spirit' skills can only be understood."

Sosuke Araki clenched his fist with one hand to cover his mouth and coughed, and put the pile of "big money" into his trouser pocket without hesitation with the other hand.

"Finally recognize me...I can understand it. After all, it is the legendary'becoming a Buddha'. The current vice president of the Spirit Slayers Association is also a master who once allowed vicious spirits to'become a Buddha'. I only hope that on the premise that your Excellency is not embarrassed, you can share some experience and guide me."

Seeing that the topic finally got on the right track, Toriyuki Mayumi's calm expression also revealed a faint excitement.

"I want to say... what? Oh, to become a Buddha, yes, the main technique of becoming a Buddha is..."

With elbows resting on the table, palms closed, Sosuke Araki looked at her mysteriously.

"Yes……?"

According to the legend, the true meaning of "being a Buddha", the highest realm of exterminating spirits, was about to be revealed before his eyes, and Yu Mayumi bird held his breath.

Araki Sosuke spit out two words solemnly: "With your heart."

"Diligent? These two words...could it be that the legendary avenue is simple and evolves to complex. So it means that when you encounter an evil spirit, you should dress with the other party's clothes, speech state, and action mode, and use your heart To judge the situation before his death and where his obsessions might be..."

Tori Yu Mayumi sweated slightly on his forehead, and immediately took out his notebook and took notes seriously.

"Sure enough, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years. In the future, I hope to have more opportunities to get your guidance."

After recording, the bird Yu Mayumi, who has consciously benefited a lot, changed his previous disdainful attitude and respectfully saluted Araki Sosuke.

"It's easy to talk, but my'being a Buddha' technique is not just a few words that can be used to learn ordinary stuff..."

Hearing Sosuke Araki said so, Yu Mayumi Kotori had a serious expression on his face again, and he sincerely asked for advice.

"That's natural... Then how can I learn it."

Good question, I hinted so obviously without wasting.

"In the future, if you make money like that that day...No, it's a difficult'spiritual removal business', you can also ask me to accompany you...Although I'm very busy lately...Of course, I won't do it myself, just I’ll be here to point you... But if you insist on giving me some reward as a pointing thank you, I’m not good to refuse."

Araki Sosuke pretended to say.

"It's so good. Mr. Araki, Yu Mayumi is not talented, so please give me your advice in the future."

Hearing him say this, Yu Mayumi, who had been stern-faced, revealed a rare hint of joy.

In the age when major shrines were declining and severing, and cherishing themselves one after another, it is an extremely rare opportunity to have an expert who is willing to give advice.

"You don't need the title teacher..."

At this moment, Sosuke Araki's phone rang.

"Senior... I have important things to discuss with you..."

On the other side of the phone, Yamada Kengo cried out.

"Mosimosi, it's Kengo. I don't have any arrangements for the time being...what, you saw a female ghost that night, and you were forced to ride for a long time. Finally, you were saved by the talisman paper I gave you? How did I meet him? It’s not such a good thing... Let’s talk about anything when we meet. It happened that my brother made a fortune, so please have a good meal."

The girl sitting on the side changed her expression slightly when she heard words such as "heard" and "fuzhi".

"In that case, I still have important things, so I'll leave first... Next time there is money scams, no, it's the time of the deling business, please contact me." After the phone call, Araki Sosuke, feeling hungry, hurriedly Ready to leave.

Are you busy to get rid of spirits for your friends? Mr. Araki is indeed a clever eliminator.

Thinking about this, Tori Yu Mayumi no longer wanted to stay, and respectfully got up and sent him to the door.

Walking to the gate of the shrine, the handsome uncle named Yutaro Kotori was standing under the red torii, smiling with a few female college students to take pictures.

"Oh, Araki-kun, are you leaving now? If you don't dislike it, let's smoke a cigarette before leaving."

Kotori Yutaro blinked at him, and a pack of cigarettes emerged from the large priest's robe and walked towards the alley beside the gate.

"The PEACE of the iron box? Uncle knows it well."

Seeing that pack of high-end cigarettes, Sosuke Araki, who could only afford the cheapest "Seven Stars", immediately followed.

"call……"

They smoked in a skilled place, and the two of them began to vomit in the empty alley.

"The shrine doesn't stipulate that the priest can't smoke, but the kid doesn't like me to smoke, so please keep it secret for me."

Tori Yutaro said helplessly.

"Oh, don't worry..." Araki Sosuke squatted on the ground as usual, greedily savoring the fragrance of high-quality tobacco.

"Don't look at the child that Mayumi is usually calm and calm... But she puts too much pressure on herself. She has never brought friends other than classmates back. Araki-kun is the first one."

"Is it because of the shrine?" Araki Sosuke asked curiously, remembering the previous topic about land rental.

"Araki-kun, do you believe in the existence of gods?"

Without answering Sosuke Araki's question, Yutaro Kotori asked rhetorically.

Without waiting for Araki Sosuke's answer, he went on talking to himself.

"I just... don't believe in any shit gods anyway."

Hearing the other party's words, Araki Sosuke's pupils dilated instantly.

Isn't this shrine opened in your house? Aren’t you happy to take pictures with female college students in a priest’s uniform? Isn’t your daughter cosplaying every night?

"Isn't Araki-kun surprised that I, who is wearing a priest's official uniform, and my family has dedicated to the shrine for generations, do not believe in the existence of gods."

"Well, as an atheist, I agree with the last point unconditionally."

Araki Sosuke immediately agreed.

"The Little Bird Tour clan claims to be able to feel the existence of gods for generations. People like me who have never felt the existence of gods, and have never believed in the existence of gods, cannot be truly recognized by the family, and only deserve to be A tool for blood continuity."

Yutaro Kotori smiled wryly when he spit out the smoke.

"Atheist born in the shrine family? Uncle you are not easy."

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