I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

There are many Japanese women who practice Buddhism and become nuns. Even like monks, they can drink and eat meat and teach their children.

For example, the 96-year-old internet celebrity Setouchi listened to masculine sex and unruly in the first half of his life. In the second half of his life, he became a nun and drank, ate meat, and cheated publicly. However, the monthly pujas are still very popular with fans and hard to find a ticket.

However, this early morning, the nun did not shy away from going directly to the mountain gate to find the monk...

Could it be that Hongfa Brother has done this, that, and all kinds of things to others over the years, and finally became a host and turned his face into disapproval?

From countless learning materials in the past, the plot between the pretty nun and the strong monk suddenly came to the mind of Sosuke Araki.

At the same time, he discovered that Mai Hanyu, who was hiding behind a pillar and holding a mobile phone, was taking pictures of something. He was looking at the woman with a more "gossip and subtle" look than himself.

"Zong Chun?"

Seeing the woman in front of me, the presiding officer of Kofa, who had never been surprised by accidents, frowned for some reason, her face was as dark as iron, and her whole body was trembling uncontrollably.

"Araki Sosuke: As expected, I didn't expect it! 』

"These spirit bodies become Buddhas, not me..."

"Ahem..."

Before he finished speaking, Mai Hanyu cleared his throat behind the pillar.

He was taken aback for a moment, and then turned his head blankly and without a trace: "Zong Chun, what are you doing here today?"

The sudden opening of the gates of hell, the abrupt opening of the seal by the Hundred Eyed Ghost, the hidden IMB700 behind the scenes, the cult half-demon hunted in the thick fog, like layers of haze, shrouded in everyone's hearts...

Therefore, Sosuke Araki’s key role in these incidents is currently the top secret of the Soul Eliminators Association, and he does not even know about Lesson Nine. Even the related Soul Eliminators such as Abe Temple, Yamada Kengo, and Tori Yu Mayumi are all involved. To this end, a "binding curse" was established.

"Zongchun... is really a long-lost name. People went up to the mountain today to pay homage to Teacher Kong Hai's stupa."

The tall woman in a monk's robe spoke in a low, husky but strange voice, and she pulled out a piece of paper from the cloth bag behind her and handed it to Kofa.

"Exemption from the spirit?"

After taking the things handed over by the other party, Kofa showed a complicated look on his face.

"Yes, this time the Enrollment Expansion of the Soul Eliminators Association, I passed the first place. This time, you can always recognize my Dharma..."

The woman called "Zongchun" put her hands around her high chest, and while Kobo was looking at the gap of the permission, she put her hands together to the side of Sousuke Araki, saying, "There has been no face in the temple for a long time. , Are you a new beginner, are you still a disciple who is still leading the practice?"

She looked at this man with "golden chicken coop" and full of alcohol, with great interest, and had nothing to do with the word "monk".

I seem to be curious about how the Kawasaki Daishi Temple, which has always been a staid propaganda, and the conditions for accepting disciples is extremely strict, let him enter the temple to practice.

This man must be exceptional.

"You...you are..."

However, Araki Sosuke in front of him did not respond to her question. He just squinted his eyes seriously, stared at her beautiful face with flushed face, and his breathing became heavier...

"Ah, this little monk looks at people so drastically, they will..."

Seemingly embarrassed to be stared at, Zong Chun shyly covered his mouth and chuckled, and a pair of glamorous eyes flowed with a style that would make all men crazy.

"Plus... Junko Kato..."

Araki Sosuke pointed at the opponent with a trembling finger, and murmured the name as if he recognized an acquaintance.

"Oh, you actually know the name of someone in the world?"

Hearing this name, Zong Chun blushed and covered his mouth and exclaimed, as if a little embarrassed.

"Sumiko Kato, 32 years old, measurements 84-58-83, 5 years ago as an exclusive film actress produced by MAX-B company, made her debut, won the second place in the Videoboy Best Idol Award that year; 3 years ago, the vote became the most popular Welcome to the first place for light mature women. In the same year, I moved to H1 company and got its exclusive contract. Last year, he returned to MAX-B and became a rare co-star of the two companies. Last year, there was news of retirement..."

With his tongue open, Araki Sosuke recites a lot of unclear content as familiarly as a few treasures.

"...With a deep voice, a superb figure, and defeating more than a dozen top male stars in the masterpiece Dacha X (designation MK9527) alone, he became famous! By the way, it was a classic battle I repeated countless times... "

As he murmured more fluently, the air in the room suddenly solidified.

The most fearful, the air is suddenly quiet.

"Hehe, it turns out that this little monk is also a fan of other people's fans, but it was a little weird and embarrassed to be recognized suddenly..."

After someone had revealed his identity, Kato Junko did not feel unnatural at all, but shyly patted Araki Sosuke's shoulder.

"Ahem, Zongchun, the Association of Eliminators has approved you, does not mean that Kawasaki Master Temple has approved you..."

Kofa covered his mouth and coughed lightly, as if he wanted to reverse the topic that was biased by someone.

"I happened to have a pen, do you want to sign it?" 』

"Please, please sign on my monk's robe as much as you like, and write "To the mighty Araki-kun"...If you can, take a photo with you..."

Seeing "Zong Chun" who was whispering to Zongsuke Araki and ignoring himself, Kofa took a deep breath, and threw the Chu Ling to the ground with disdain.

"Master Kukai had his life back then, you have gone astray and will never return to the gate of the mountain..."

"go astray?!"

Kato Junko, who had just taken a photo with Sosuke Araki in a "dudu mouth + cat's claw" shape just now, suddenly flashed an angry look in his eyes.

"Brother Hongfa, being too obsessed with gender will only make your cultivation level stagnate! Dare to ask me Buddha, can there be men and women?"

A very strong Buddha light spilled from the surface of Kato Junko's body and turned into a huge Buddha bell.

"All beings in the realm of materiality have hues, but they are pure lotus metamorphosis. They are born like a boy, with a white and silver body and a full-length dress. They are all males, without male or female sex, and no sexual desires."

"Hmph, you haven't escaped from the Three Realms, you want to transcend your gender like a Buddha, but you don't know that you have fallen into the obstruction of lust and desire, and you are greedy and in love, and you will never leave the Three Realms!"

Promoting the Fa with a cold snort, the Buddha's light on the body surface also turned into a Buddha bell, and slammed into the other side.

"Om..."

The two sturdy Buddha bells repeatedly collided silently, making waves.

"Oh ha ha ha ha, it's true that the early bird has worms... Is this driving the hidden energy fields to entangle each other?"

It's not too big to watch the excitement, and Mai Hanyu behind the pillar is happily holding a mobile phone and secretly filming the scene in front of her.

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