I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

On the Tomei Expressway, the big truck that was driving side by side with Demon Z, because of the deceleration of the Harumoto Kairen, has roared and disappeared into the dark road ahead.

In the rearview mirror of Devil Z, on the drifting high-speed road, a headless old woman with white light all over her body is staying in place, her hands folded, and her broken neck gradually turns into white light... …

"The world in the rearview mirror, farewell farewell"

"Quickly stop, let me, let me go and see..."

Ignoring the big truck that threw an "unidentified object" at him, after Demon Z stopped, Tsukida Hiroshi drunk and stumbled towards the bright white body that had dissipated to his knees...

"Impossible!! This is weird, becoming a Buddha?!"

High-speed mother-in-law, actually became a Buddha and ascended to heaven under her own "strongly close-to-face kiss"? !

However, the distance was too far, and when he ran closer, even the white light spots in the night sky had disappeared.

"Just now, I definitely didn't do it... after all... what happened..."

On the dark and silent high-speed road, it seemed that nothing had happened.

"Tell me... why... became a Buddha?"

Only Hiroshi Tsugada, who knelt down and burst into tears, left unanswered questions floating in the darkness.

As a spirit exterminator who has been pursuing the profound meaning of "achieving Buddhahood" for many years, he naturally knows that as a weird high-speed mother-in-law, it is absolutely impossible for him to "become a Buddha and ascend to heaven" under a passionate and lingering kiss with him. .

I have been pursuing the "Profound meaning of Buddhahood" for many years. The more I know, the more confused I become.

"Vice President Chang Tian, ​​what's wrong with you? Don't lie on the road, it's dangerous..."

The Chunben Hairen at the back, rubbing his sore neck, stepped forward to lift him up.

"Is there any smoke?"

Shaking and sitting back in the car, Hiroshi Tsugada picked up the neck immobilizer from the driver's seat and took off the neck immobilizer not long after night, and put it back skillfully. The pain in the neck was relieved.

He took the cigarette from Harumoto Hairen and lit it with the help of the other party.

"No, Harumoto-kun, you don't know, what it means to me to testify'becoming a Buddha' with your own eyes again...cough cough cough..."

Wiping the remaining unidentified liquid on his face with his sleeve, coughing and spitting out the smoke from his lungs, Tsukita Hiroshi said in a self-deprecating tone: "You may not know it. I, who is called "a buddha office worker", are already ten years old. I haven't made the resentful spirit become a Buddha..."

"what?!"

Ten years ago, after accidentally turning the grieving spirit into a Buddha, Hiroshi Tokimoto was personally promoted by Tokimoto Ichiro, and gradually became a celebrity among the spirit exterminators under the title of "Buddha Office Worker".

However, he knew very well that he didn't understand "becoming a Buddha" at all.

Under his prestige, he spent a lot of time studying various sects of removing spirits, creating countless spirit removing props, and trying to crack the secret of "becoming a Buddha".

However, even though the methods of removing spirits are becoming more powerful, they still haven't been able to come into contact with "Buddhism" even once.

The more I learn, the more I realize my ignorance and the remoteness of becoming a Buddha.

If you can make a weird Buddha become a Buddha with just a hit with your face, isn't his time for more than ten years a joke?

"As a layman, I don't know much about it. It will be fine if the resentful spirit is retired. Is it really important to become a Buddha or not?"

Seeing that Vice Chairman Chang Tian looked so depressed, Harumoto Kai asked inexplicably.

"For you, it may not be very important... Use spiritual power to forcibly obliterate the spirit body and disappear forever in this world. I liken this way of removing spirits to'killing the spirit body'."

Looking at the cigarette butt that flickered between his fingers, Hiroshi Tsugada's eyes became deeper and deeper.

"Then, to eliminate grievances and obsessions, let the spirit body free itself, and have the opportunity to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation and start a new life. It represents the highest state of the spiritual body to become a Buddha, which is'saving the spirit body'..."

"For your family, or even yourself, which one would you choose? Still think, is it not important?"

Hearing this question, Harumoto Kairen was speechless, unable to answer for a while.

"Sorry, I don't know how to become a Buddha at all, I am not qualified to ask this question... Maybe, until the day I die, I may not know the mystery of Buddhahood. What is it?!"

After laughing at himself, the scenes that took place on the highway before, kept playing back in Hiroshi Tsugada's mind.

With a flash of inspiration, he stared blankly at the yellow liquid on his sleeve, lowered his head and smelled it.

"Could it be because of this thing on my face..."

What rushed into the tip of the nose was a pungent, smelly, slightly ammonia gas, and some familiar smell...

"Tsk tut, that's not right, although there are a lot of liquid spirit removal tools, none of them can achieve that effect. It should require a corresponding secret method."

"I seemed to have heard it before, the man yelled, huh? Is it a spell? 』

Seemingly not sure, he put his finger in his mouth and licked it again.

"Tsk tusk, so, driving that big truck should be a very powerful spirit remover! And his purpose is exactly the same as ours..."

Sucking his fingers, Tsukita Hiroshi felt that he was gradually approaching the truth of the matter.

"It's a pity that the amount is too small, it can't be analyzed at all, if it is a little more..."

"The man took great pains to do a lot of'unruly' things, which attracted the attention of the high-speed mother-in-law, intending to sacrifice this powerful props enough to make the weird Buddha, and solve the goal once and for all..."

He tremblingly ran to the side of the road not far behind and picked up an object.

"...But hit me by mistake and hit me?!"

It was a plastic mineral water bottle that had been deformed, with a few yellow water droplets on the inner wall of the bottle.

"How powerful is this, and how is it made to remove spirits..."

Hiroshi Tsuneta obsessively put the mouth of the mineral water bottle on the tip of his nose and smelled it, frowning.

"Is it the holy water blessed by the Pope, or the black dog blood in the legend of the Dragon Kingdom? Or, is it the Mitarai that has been enshrined in the shrine for many years with a unique material..."

The reason why he is so obsessed with making spirit-eliminating props is that he hopes to develop the technology for mass production of powerful spirit-eliminating props, which will advance the industry of spirit-eliminators from the "primitive warring states era" that relies on swords and physical power to only require smart firearms. The "Meiji Restoration Era" in which ordinary people trained with quick training can influence the pattern of warfare.

Only at that point, ordinary spirit removers with no far-reaching heritage and powerful talents can rely on powerful spirit removal props and have the power to fight against those unpredictable existences.

Then, in the horrified eyes of Harumoto Kairen, Hiroshi Tsukita held up the plastic bottle in his hand in a sacred posture like a Shennong who tasted all the herbs...

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