I'm really immortal

The roasted pork knuckle made today embodies Zhou Shuling’s determination to prove her talent in cooking.

The aroma spread and there was a "ding" sound. When Zhou Shuling took out the roasted pork knuckle from the oven wearing thick anti-scald gloves, she walked and jumped. Shangguan Dandan, who was singing in his mouth, waved the five hundred in his hand. Yuan, returned home on time.

"Nuan Nuan, go to the kitchen first and see if Xiaoling needs help." Shangguan Dandan said to An Nuan who was following behind him and making eye contact with Liu Changan.

This not only shows that the Queen Mother is thinking about the housework in the kitchen, but also avoids the crisis of Liu Changan finding out that she walked into the kitchen and taking the opportunity to embarrass the Queen Mother. No one would embarrass his beloved girlfriend.

An Nuan left in a hurry, and it was not easy to tell Liu Changan that Shangguan Dandan might have discovered her after she stayed overnight.

After Shangguan Dandan ordered An Nuan, he came to Liu Changan, holding five hundred yuan in both hands, swaying it left and right, jumping up and down to show off in front of him, feeling extremely proud.

"I heard Nuannuan say that you only earned two hundred yuan a day working on the construction site last year. Look at me!" Shangguan Dandan held up her salary high.

"Your leaflets were distributed today, can you still get money?" Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan in confusion. Could it be that he got it by relying on the majesty in the Queen Mother's eyes and glaring hard at others?

She used this trick many times, defrauding people of eggs and gifts at health product marketing organizations and other places, and getting a few green onions, peppers, and perilla when buying things at the vegetable market.

"The company on the flyer decided to hold yesterday's marketing event today, so the promotion on the flyer is valid, so of course I can get the money." Shangguan Dandan looked at the light carefully and looked at it again Checking the authenticity of the banknotes, he put the five hundred yuan into his sleeve pocket.

She originally planned to give it to Liu Changan and ask him to transfer another 500 to her on WeChat, but she thought that she could also use cash on weekdays. For example, if she was not happy about losing when playing cards, she would give someone else 100 yuan to find. Zero, if you can't find it, you can count it together next time.

Next time, maybe Dandan will make a fortune! The Queen Mother is really good at calculations, and her strategies are like the sea. Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction and praised himself.

What kind of crazy company is this? Liu Changan didn't see the beautiful sight of Shangguan Dandan with tears in his eyes, so he couldn't help but turn his head and glance at Zhu Juntang. Annuan is an ordinary person's character. Logically speaking, he would only tell Shangguan Dandan not to do useless work. Only Zhu Juntang would deliberately make unnecessary efforts. .

Zhu Juntang was leading her little lamb to nibble on a potted plant on the balcony. This pot of maidenhair fern was growing really vigorously, and there were a lot of tea leaves at the roots. Liu Changan raised it so that the little lamb found it delicious.

Feeling Liu Changan's eyes, Zhu Juntang turned around and nodded casually. He didn't need to thank her. Making the Queen Mother happy was the bounden duty of the Princess of the Colorful Glaze Pure White Fairyland and the Void-Severing Dragon Flame Immortal.

"I will go out to work in the future!" After Shangguan Dandan collected the money, he stamped his feet to signal Liu Changan to look at her, and announced loudly with his hands on his hips.

"Part-time job? That's what you call alms." Liu Changan sneered. Whether it was working part-time or running her vending machine, Shangguan Dandan was following a crooked way, which was not the way for a serious person to make a living.

Shangguan Dandan didn't take it seriously. He must have been furious when he saw that he didn't earn as much as she did from his part-time job.

He is still suitable for moving bricks, a job with little technical content, and naturally earns less. I hope he can learn from the Queen Mother and do more advanced work in the future.

The Queen Mother is not only diligent and frugal, but also knows how to live her life meticulously and shrewdly. She can also go out to work to make money. She also owns a huge real estate industry, which basically leaves Liu Changan who only has half a rice noodle shop far behind.

From now on, Dan Dan should be in charge, and all expenditures should be controlled and decided by her. However, Liu Chang'an will definitely not delegate power, which is helpless. Shangguan Dan Dan touched the owl and stared at him attentively, hoping He understood the look in her eyes and consciously handed over her account books, bank cards, bankbooks, etc.

Liu Changan continued to read. Fourier transform, the proof of Dirichlet's theorem, Laplace transform, the establishment of basic mathematical and physical equations, and the three-dimensional wave equation were all easier to understand than Shangguan's dull eyes.

So Shangguan Dandan went to Zhu Juntang who was feeding sheep, and together they whispered bad things about Liu Changan behind his back.

"I made so much money today, Liu Changan may have never seen it in his life. He is jealous of me."

"That's for sure. He is just an ordinary person when it comes to making money. He is different from geniuses like us."

"I want to save some money to buy him a wife. You see, he has so many gifts to prepare."

"Poor parents in the world..."

"..."

An Nuan was helping Zhou Shuling with the roasted pork knuckle in the kitchen.

Zhou Shuling's roasted pork knuckle was very successful today. It looked like a ripe yellow pineapple, and the pig skin was browned and crispy in pieces. There was a "click" sound when it was cut with a knife.

Zhou Shuling prepared the dry ingredients and now makes some dipping sauce. This is beyond the scope of An Nuan's help. All An Nuan has to do is slice the pork knuckles and put them on the plate.

Zhou Shuling's cooking skills cannot be compared with those of Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, but they are still one level better than ordinary people.

"Dantan taught me how to do housework on the road just now. She has a trick, which is to turn the faucet until only a drop of water comes out. If you take the water like this, the water meter will not turn." An Nuan lowered her voice and couldn't help laughing.

"She just said it for fun. Besides boiling water, Dandan didn't know how to do any housework... Once she was playing with the washing machine, and she wasted enough water and washing powder to save water for a year and a half. "Zhou Shuling also smiled and shook her head.

But who would care about such a cute and beautiful little girl? Zhou Shuling couldn't harden her heart anyway, so Liu Changan was immune to Shangguan Dandan's various grievances, pitiful, unbelievable, delicate, frightened eyes and expressions.

"Does Liu Changan usually cook and do housework?" An Nuan asked again.

"There's no need for him. I usually do all the work. Even if the store is busy sometimes, he won't leave the work there and wait for me to come back to do it. He will take care of it himself." Zhou Shuling's tone is gentle, and she always mentions him. I couldn't help but lower my voice a little, and spoke slowly and slowly.

"He is indeed much better than other boys. How many of today's boys can cook and do housework? It turns out that the same goes for girls, so it's okay to fall in love often, but once they live together, they can't live together." An Nuan A sense of crisis arises spontaneously. Can Liu Changan like this live with those Chachas who don't know how to do housework and can only dress up and act cute and coquettish?

Fortunately, I took precautions and would not give them a chance.

"That's true... but when you get married, Liu Changan will definitely not let you do more housework. Look at your hands, the skin and tender flesh are almost shining. You have to take good care of them. Who is willing to let you work? ?" Zhou Shuling glanced at An Nuan's hand, her skin was almost the same as Shangguan Dandan's, so beautiful.

An Nuan is a little shy. She feels really good in the past two days. Both her mother-in-law and her sister-in-law are very easy to get along with. It seems that the family will be harmonious in the future. She can wholeheartedly guard against those things like West Lake, Longjing, Xinyang, Maojian, Taiping, Monkey, Kuilu, Yunwu, Enshi, Yulu and so on. of.

After lunch, Shangguan Dandan's fragile body felt very tired after working all morning and needed a good rest. He sat behind the electric heating table with half-squinted eyes, holding the thermos pot and watching TV, planning to wait. I'll try my luck at playing cards with someone later. I made five hundred yuan today. It was a day of making money.

Zhou Shuling went to Baolong Center. Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang had classes in the afternoon, and An Nuan also went there.

Zhu Juntang gave her little lamb to the bread man to take back. She has discovered that the most suitable pet for her is the little lamb, such as a cat, a dog, an alpaca, a Komodo dragon, a bear, a rabbit, etc. Neither is the best fit.

The dolphin is not bad, it feels like a husky in the sea, but it is a pity that you can't lead it for a walk on the street.

"The amusement park invested by Baojun will open next year. I have raised several dolphins, beluga whales, penguins, sea lions, etc. there. Then I will let my pets compete for favors and let them start a palace fight. The one who is most favored will be named the Immortal Favor." Zhu Juntang decided with a rather imperial air.

"Can you do something normal?" Liu Changan suspected that Zhu Juntang must have been in Su Mei's belly for too long, which is why his mind is so weird.

Just like a normal person locked up in a house where he has no worries about eating, drinking and sleeping but is isolated from the outside world for 180 years, he will definitely go crazy as soon as he is released.

"I heard that beluga whales can imitate human speech. They are very smart!" An Nuan said with great interest. "Is the amusement park you are talking about over there at Dawang Mountain...many tourism projects have been developed there, what? Film and Television City, Ice and Snow City, etc.”

"Yes, I originally had these beluga whales in the Hudson Bay, and my mom had some in an enclosed area off West Greenland where she had a secret...a park. These beluga whales serve in amusement parks After a few years, they will be put back to prevent them from becoming depressed and having a mental breakdown." Zhu Juntang stopped in time. She now has the authority to know most of the secret bases of the leaders of the evil forces in the world.

What makes Zhu Juntang feel strange is that many of the properties and real estate owned by his mother have nothing to do with the Zhu family. They have been passed down for a long time. Zhu Juntang often suspects that they are the overseas assets of the old man. He feels guilty for his mother after all. So just send some money.

This is the same operation as many men now find out that their girlfriends are pregnant and kindly ask for abortion fees or something before breaking up.

Fortunately, my mother was already pregnant when she got together with him. Probably out of affection and apology for the Zhu family, her mother firmly refused to agree to the old man's abortion and gave birth to Bia Mie anyway.

Fortunately, my mother is strong-willed. If she completely becomes a love brain and is dominated by the bad old man, I'm afraid there will be no baa-baa in this world!

No, it should be because this is the universe. Under the control of the great will of the universe, who can disobey it? If I had not been born, this world would not exist at all!

snort!

Zhu Juntang walked forward with his head held high.

"Beluga whales can also be depressed and have a mental breakdown?" An Nuan thought of many beluga whales in zoos. They are basically trapped in small pools for their entire lives. Where can they return to live in groups like Zhu Juntang's beluga whales? home?

"Yes, when animals are depressed and have a mental breakdown, they are as angry as when Liu Changan often beat me, and they jump like firecrackers." Zhu Juntang is very familiar with this state of animals, and Liu Changan often demonstrates performances in front of her.

"I will perform for you now." Liu Changan did not object to Zhu Juntang taking the opportunity to insult, and said to An Nuan with a smile.

Seeing the smile on his face, Zhu Juntang hurriedly hid behind An Nuan.

"Forget it...forget it, don't argue with her. Everyone is just joking. If she scolds you, just scold her back. Don't do it." An Nuan quickly persuaded her and hugged Liu Changan's arm tightly. Use your broad mind to tolerate his outburst of anger.

"Come on, let's scold each other." Zhu Juntang was eager to give it a try.

An Nuan let out a breath. If she hadn't been in the stage of love where she tried her best to perform in front of her husband's family, she probably wouldn't have stopped Liu Changan. Zhu Juntang was really angry to death.

Liu Changan sneered. Many times when parents beat children, they settle accounts for several things at the same time. Remember it first and beat them together next time.

"But... An Nuan, you seem to be in better shape. When I first met you last year, I thought you looked like a little cow." Zhu Juntang stared at An Nuan who held Liu Changan's hand on her chest. previous action.

"Ah, where is that?" An Nuan secretly rejoiced. She had always been in good shape, so Liu Changan disliked her.

"She means...a baby cow is a cow that has not yet grown up. It has no milk and no milking." Liu Changan whispered in An Nuan's ear to translate, not wanting his girlfriend to be proud of being humiliated by Zhu Juntang.

"You...Zhu Juntang, next time Liu Changan beats you, I will definitely not hold him back." An Nuan looked at Zhu Juntang with a smile.

"Haha... I'm just kidding. Didn't I say you were in the past? I meant to praise you for being different now." Zhu Juntang snapped his fingers.

The Hongqi L5 that had been following them accelerated. After Zhu Juntang got in the car, she called An Nuan and Liu Changan who were standing on the roadside a few times and asked the driver to drive quickly. She did not want to accompany the two of them from Hedong to Hexi.

Fairies occasionally walk around, and there is no problem in being grounded. This is called descending to the earth, but after descending to the earth for a long time, they will become mortals, lose their fairy spirit, and no longer be aloof.

"Zhu Juntang... is really funny and annoying, but this is probably her personality and charm." An Nuan let go of Liu Changan's arm and just held it loosely. She hadn't strolled with him like this for a long time.

I remember that during lunch breaks in high school, I would often walk long distances with him, and we would go around the riverside landscape before returning to school.

"She still has personality charm? She doesn't even have personality, she only has a sheep personality." Liu Changan shook his head.

"puff!"

Walking to Wuyi Road and about to go to the subway station, An Nuan suddenly said "ouch".

"What?" Liu Changan quickly held An Nuan's slender waist and looked down.

"My feet seem to be sprained."

Liu Changan bent down to check, but An Nuan took the opportunity to lie on Liu Changan's back, "Hehe, you carry me back to school."

"Naughty."

Liu Changan held his two long legs wrapped around his waist with his backhand and walked towards the school.

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