I'm really immortal

Liu Changan raised the phone so high that Bai Hui couldn't reach it even though he was jumping around, but he bumped into Liu Changan several times. Fortunately, Liu Changan was very strong and steady physically and mentally, and he didn't move at all.

Liu Changan took a tissue and wiped his mouth, then kneaded it into a ball and showed it to Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang bulged his eyes and cursed: What a bad old man!

At this time, he lowered his hand a little, and Bai Hui finally grabbed it. She quickly grabbed it and ran to the side, but the screen was turned off and she couldn't turn it on, so she couldn't take a closer look at the nonsense.

"Zhu Juntang made a fortune-telling APP that allows you to input content by yourself. Do you believe it?" Liu Changan held Bai Hui's head and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

A girl's affection is like a sharp bud that sprouts from the soil in March in the face of spring water. It is timid and astringent. A little wind or rain can make it shiver. It has been destroyed before it can truly sprout and grow. Broken leaves and broken stems.

Even if it wasn't appropriate to respond, there was no reason to watch her being laughed at, exposing the secrets that she had hidden due to her reserve and shyness.

"So that's it!" Bai Hui suddenly realized, the blush on his cheeks and the tension in his eyes subsided a lot, and he looked at Zhu Juntang angrily.

That's right... No matter how powerful a model program is, can it still read minds? This is no longer mind-reading, it's just searching Bai Hui's memory!

Zhu Juntang took the phone back as if nothing had happened, and then touched his back.

"Xiaotang, you are so annoying. I won't share it with you when I ejaculate in the doll." Bai Hui glanced at Liu Changan and found that his eyes were still clear and bright in this night, as if they were brighter than the one just now. The fortune-telling APP can better understand Bai Hui's thoughts, so she hurriedly muttered and walked towards the stall.

Liu Changan simply threw the ball of paper towels into the trash can ten meters away.

Just when he was about to scold Zhu Juntang, he found that she was slightly bent over, scratching her own back, and turning around twice with a frown on her face.

"What's wrong? Is your back uncomfortable?" Liu Changan asked quickly. It stands to reason that besides growing up in an overly clean food environment for a long time, this sheep is not well adapted to ordinary dietary conditions and is prone to vomiting or diarrhea after eating unclean things. , it is difficult to develop other illnesses.

"No, I'm looking for my pot." Zhu Juntang reached out and scratched his back again.

"It's your fault?" After asking, Liu Changan understood what she meant and glared at her angrily.

"It's strange, someone asked me to take such a heavy responsibility just now, and now it's gone... Haha!" Zhu Juntang noticed that Liu Changan took half a beat to react, which proved that his thinking was more agile. He couldn't help but feel proud, and smiled with his arms akimbo. Twice.

"You and Bai Hui are friends. Joking between friends should be limited. Don't make jokes that hurt people's self-esteem or easily cause embarrassment. This is your own fault. You are not taking the blame for me." Liu Changan said in a low voice.

Zhu Juntang was very unconvinced. It was not a joke at all. Her model analysis was not wrong in the first place. After knowing some of Bai Hui's real emotions and expectations, Zhu Juntang could more accurately formulate targeted strategies to help Bai Hui grow up. For the real dragon spirit pot fly.

For example, in a modern city, where can a female college student like Bai Hu get a cellar? Zhu Juntang can help her get one.

But Zhu Juntang couldn't explain such a reason, lest it arouse Liu Changan's vigilance.

If one day Zhu Juntang unknowingly locked him and Bai Hui into the cellar, he would be alert and think that it was Zhu Juntang who did it. When he had enough of humiliating Bai Hui in the cellar, When it finally turns into a pangolin and comes out of its burrow, it will come to fight as soon as possible.

"The night is so beautiful tonight." Zhu Juntang changed the topic, mainly to divert his attention, "It's just that these are six very common Chinese characters, but someone will always jump out and say: Ah, in Japanese, this is what I like about you. Meaning. The words "emotion" have become like Japanese. Do you think these people have any illness? "

"I think you are the only one who is sick. You are walking around with a Komodo dragon on the street at night, and even those Internet celebrities who are racking their brains to attract people's attention can't survive." Liu Changan put the hand in his hand. He grabbed the leash and asked a bread man to take the Komodo dragon back.

The Breadman didn't have Zhu Juntang's ability to make this low-IQ animal follow him like a normal pet. They took a muzzle and put it on the lizard, and then took the lizard back.

Fortunately, the Komodo dragon in Zhujuntang is still underage and is small in size. If it were a behemoth like an adult Komodo dragon, it would really be no different from a giant crocodile killing on the street.

"Didn't I tell you this morning? It is one of my favorite pets. In the future, it will start a palace fight with my cats, dogs, alpacas, dolphins, penguins, sea lions, and beluga whales. The winner will be My fairy pet, Mrs. Christine, is very promising!" Zhu Juntang said dissatisfiedly, he didn't care at all about what she told him.

He was very interested in Yan Qingcheng. Yan Qingcheng didn't even open her mouth, he just eagerly gave people various things.

Zhu Juntang's pet was about to start a palace battle in the amusement park on Dawang Mountain, but he didn't care at all. He was also indifferent to who would win the title of "Fairy Pet" in the end.

"Mrs. Christine?"

"That's the lizard."

"Change your name to Natsume Soseki."

"No, insult my lizard."

"Too."

After chatting for a while, and taking advantage of the bad old man to feel comfortable, Zhu Juntang took Liu Changan's arm and followed him to the dart stall.

"By the way, I think something has seriously insulted you." Seeing Bai Hui calmly throwing darts there, Zhu Juntang was quiet for three minutes and couldn't help it anymore.

"What do you want to say?" Liu Changan pulled out his arm and took his "caring little cotton-padded jacket" into his arms to prevent her from escaping after committing suicide.

"I fed you canned food today, right?" Zhu Juntang struggled for a moment. This bad old man usually doesn't hold the little baby in his arms and love her. He only does this when he wants to deal with her. He has no fatherly kindness at all. The beautiful feeling of female filial piety!

Liu Changan didn't say anything. She just fed a few pellets, so she dipped a paper towel into a can of water as a prank.

He doubted that she could seriously feed him a few pills just to make him become careless.

Do you still dare to mention this matter because you are afraid that his anger is not enough?

"But did Yan Qingcheng feed you?" Zhu Juntang waved his hand, "I asked her during class in the evening, and she took the canned food back and distributed it to the classmates in the dormitory."

"Why do I want her to feed me?" Liu Changan frowned, "From now on, in class, just concentrate on class, less chatting, and focus on listening to the class. There are only two make-up classes in total. You still have to talk. There is no actual class time and study time. how long?"

Zhu Juntang also frowned and looked at him with pursed lips. Are all these parents the same? You can find a point related to learning in everything, and then scold the poor child.

"Don't you think this is just like the things you often hear about on the Internet? Girls receive gifts from boys and sell them on the Xianyu APP: brand new and unopened, gifts from licking dogs." Except This thing from my stepfather can be considered second-hand. Zhu Juntang usually never uses second-hand goods, but he also knows that there is such an APP.

"Is this what you said was a serious insult to me?" Liu Changan didn't bother to correct her APP's correct name.

"You don't have a house." Zhu Juntang was very brave.

After saying that, Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan's expression nervously. After feeling a hint of crisis, she danced and tried to struggle to escape, but she still paid the price for her bravery and was pulled to the dart stall by Liu Changan.

"What are you going to do?" Zhu Juntang was scared and a little excited.

"Boss, give me ten darts."

The boss handed Liu Changan ten darts. Liu Changan held them in his hand and looked at Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang lost his excitement, screamed, turned around and ran away.

Liu Changan threw a dart at Zhu Juntang's back. He heard screams of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" of Zhu. All ten darts hit Zhu Juntang's butt.

Zhu Juntang pulled out the dart with her backhand and ran away in tears. However, she ran to the Industrial and Commercial Bank under the Octagonal Pavilion and found that although the dart hit her, Liu Changan controlled the force and did not hurt her skin at all. It was just tied up in her skirt to scare her.

"Brother, I didn't know you were shooting people with darts!" The stall owner was shocked. This guy's skills were invincible, but he was a little too cruel to the little girl.

"It's okay. She'll be back with the darts later. If not, I'll give you the dart money." Liu Changan said apologetically.

The stall owner was nervous. Liu Changan also wanted to buy darts to shoot balloons, but he refused to give them to Liu Changan.

"What are you doing? Come and help me shoot darts. I only got a box of plasticine and a bubble blowing toy, and once I missed all ten darts." Bai Hui is at this stall and has now adjusted it. He lost his emotions, shook his body, pouted and said a little aggrievedly.

As for Liu Changan shooting Zhu Juntang with a dart, Bai Hui was shocked, but calmed down immediately. Liu Changan was doting on Zhu Juntang, and the boards were raised high and fell gently. If others tormented him like this, he would probably be in the hospital for a long time. Opportunities for accommodation experiences.

"The boss relies on people like you to make money." Liu Changan took a look at the rules and said, "Not a single balloon was punctured. Isn't there a grand prize?"

"Not a single balloon was punctured, but the darts must at least land on the dart board." The boss explained with a smile, "Hers missed the mark six times, fell outside the target twice, and hit me twice."

"As expected of you." Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui and said with admiration.

"I...I...someone was watching me play at the time, so I was nervous and accidentally shot the boss." Bai Hui also felt a little embarrassed, holding back a laugh and grabbed Liu Changan's sleeve and shook it, "You Help me get that doll pig..."

Bai Hui swept another ten dollars and took ten darts from the boss and handed them to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan held ten darts and threw them out.

"Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap (10)!"

Just like Zhou Dongdong picked up ten small firecrackers and threw them into Shangguan Dandan's small stove. After ten blasts, ten balloons burst on the target and there were ten more darts.

I just saw Liu Changan shooting people with darts, and I thought he was a master, but ten shots were thrown casually and all of them hit the butt. It felt like a coincidence. Now, ten of his shots hit balloons, which made the boss's eyes almost pop out.

You must know that all ten shots hit this time, which is much more skillful than throwing it on someone's butt!

After all, shooting in the butt is just throwing ten darts into a range, but the hand he just showed requires each of the ten darts to hit a target. It has extremely high requirements for strength, direction and holding posture. .

Scenes like this can only be seen in some games, and they are not as understated and casual as his.

It's like the master of hidden weapons in martial arts novels.

"Ah! I want this! This! This white pig has black ears and a red heart on its butt. It's so cute!" Bai Hui watched excitedly as the boss made his request.

The boss sneered and handed the dolls over with some anxiety. It was okay to take out one. What he was afraid of was that the man would continue to play!

Liu Changan did not continue, but Bai Hui seemed to be inspired and eager to try.

A dart was thrown from behind and landed at Liu Changan's feet.

Liu Changan looked back and saw Zhu Juntang hiding behind the flower bed, holding a handful of darts in his hand. He glanced at Liu Changan, then lowered his head and pinched her belt and pulled it around, as if he wanted to come over to play but was afraid that Liu Changan would come looking for her again. The way she settles accounts.

Sighing slightly, looking at her pitiful appearance, Liu Changan put his hands behind his back and waved with one palm.

Zhu Juntang laughed "hehe" twice, ran over, and threw the remaining darts in his hand towards the dart board.

The boss was startled when he saw this gesture, and quickly turned his head to stare, Huh... Fortunately, only one was hit.

"Huh? Why didn't I hit all the marks?" Zhu Juntang couldn't understand this phenomenon.

Liu Changan couldn't understand her incomprehension. Seeing her eyes widening as if there must be something wrong with these darts, he felt that she was more pleasing to the eye when she was hiding far away.

"Give me 20...30, I want to cum together!" Zhu Juntang decided to be more chic and handsome than Liu Changan.

"Meituo, you ejaculated so much at one time, it's difficult to count. You said that if you ejaculated out of 30 and hit 10, I can't give you the grand prize..." the boss said awkwardly.

"Xiaotang, don't throw it around, disrupting my rhythm." Bai Hui, who had shot eight darts and hit two, also expressed dissatisfaction.

"Go and shoot the one next to you, look at my rainstorm peach blossom dart!" Zhu Juntang gave the boss 1,000 yuan.

Even 1,000 yuan didn't stop the boss's mouth, because he was already smiling from ear to ear.

Zhu Juntang casually grabbed a handful of darts and threw them out without even looking at them.

This time I hit five darts.

"Haha... I am the dart god." Zhu Juntang proudly walked to the dart board and snapped his fingers.

The bread people who were scattered around just now gathered around. One of them took a photo of Zhu Juntang, and the others applauded loudly.

Liu Changan and Bai Hui were used to seeing each other, and only the owner of the stall stood there blankly. Is this a boo? It must be a boo, right?

"Print it out and stick it in my photo area where the theme is various talent exhibitions." Zhu Juntang ordered.

"yes!"

Talent?

And a talent show?

Liu Changan would like to see what kind of photos they have and what talents they record when given the chance.

Zhu Juntang took the remaining darts and threw them around again. Although in the end it was impossible to calculate what grand prize she won according to the rules, the boss was very particular about letting her take the dolls there as she pleased.

Bai Hui held the doll pig that Liu Changan shot for him in one hand, and helped Zhu Juntang pick a sheep with the other hand.

"It's boring. I just want to prove my dart skills. The trophies don't matter." Zhu Juntang took the sheep and then pushed it against Liu Changan's stomach a few times.

Liu Changan looked at his phone and saw a message from Su Mei. She would return to Junsha tomorrow morning.

"Your mother will come to Junsha tomorrow, did you know?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang expressionlessly. Her days of being lawless and doing whatever she wanted were finally coming to an end.

"Do you think she can defeat me now that she's back? It's just an Antarctic, and its combat power is about the same as that of my penguin. No one can control me... Baa! Baa!" Zhu Juntang shouted loudly, holding his hand The sheep bleat doll ran away.

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