I'm really immortal

It was another lazy Saturday, the first day of the Tomb Sweeping Day holiday. The rain did not come. There was a lot of moisture in the air, there was a hint of rain and the sky was gloomy. It was not a refreshing morning. .

A lamb with dark eyes, pure white and soft fur, a light body, and wearing a diaper was particularly excited on a morning like this. The brown sheep's hooves made a "tuk-tuk" sound on the road. Miss Zhu Zhu He rushed out of the special elevator, ran around the entire Baolong Center ten times, and then jumped to an elevator in Building 2.

"Yeah!"

Seeing that the elevator had not opened for a long time, the lamb jumped up without hesitation and hit the elevator door with its horns, which were hidden in the wool and were only as big as crispy horns.

"Baa! Baa! Baa baa!" The elevator door was undamaged, but the little sheep's head was buzzing, but he felt a little unconvinced, so he bumped into it several times without hesitation.

After a few clicks, the buzzing only became more intense. The lamb twisted around, jumped around a few times, and bleated loudly at the monitor, not wanting to hit the elevator door again.

When I turn back into a eldest lady, I will have the elevator door demolished to take revenge on it.

At this time, the elevator door finally opened, and Zhang Xinhan walked out, looking at the little lamb in front of him with a smile, shaking his head, as if he wanted to hit anyone and anything he saw.

"Little sheep, come in." Zhang Xinhan came to pick up the little sheep, because she and the security staff had received the message pushed by Jin Xiaomei. This little sheep was the third lady's favorite pet, and she issued an order to see the little sheep as soon as she saw it. Third lady.

Xiaoyang rushed into the elevator, jumped on the sofa covered with cashmere blanket, and walked up and down on it. She was a little angry that it was not Zhongqing who came to pick her up. It was inconvenient and she immediately issued an order to get the annoying person. The elevator door was torn down.

Zhang Xinhan is his mother's confidant, not Zhu Juntang's confidant, and his confidentiality level is lower than Zhongqing's. Xiaoyang doesn't want her to know that he is Zhu Juntang.

The most important thing is that Zhang Xinhan is only 34C, which is really weak. She is basically slightly stronger than Yan Qingcheng, so Xiaoyang has no interest in holding her in her arms and developing her into his confidant.

"Little sheep, what are you doing here so early in the morning?" Zhang Xinhan still liked this kind of pet that seemed to have low IQ, acted stupidly, and was full of energy.

"Baa!" the little sheep yelled. Stupid humans actually tried to communicate with Baa using human language. Can they speak Baa? Just illiterate.

"Baa! Baa!" Zhang Xinhan imitated the cry twice and bent down to touch the lamb's back.

"Yeah!"

"Baaaah!"

The sound of sheep bleating one after another sounded in the elevator. When Zhang Xinhan saw the elevator reaching the 60th floor, she quickly stopped imitating the sheep's bleating, because further up was the third wife's residence.

Last year when the third lady was in Junsha, she chose the hotel cladding in a low-key manner, mainly because the decoration of the second building was much more nightly than that of the first building, and she could not squeeze in with the third lady.

In the eyes of many people, it may be difficult to understand how many floors can’t accommodate a mother and daughter?

In fact, it is livable, but the original design configuration is exclusive to Zhujuntang. For example, Zhujuntang has four cloakrooms, and only one of the highest-standard large cloakrooms is designed. Should the third wife be allowed to use the clothes that Zhujuntang originally only used to play dress-up games? A small cloakroom? There is no room for clothes, shoes and hats.

There are also arrangements for the entourage. There is basically no spare room in Building 1 to accommodate the third wife’s huge entourage.

Building 1 does not have so much free space to arrange personal belongings, vehicles, helicopters and other means of transportation.

If the house was originally designed for living together, it would naturally have sufficient hardware and software configurations. For example, in a large house in Taiwan, the mother and daughter's bedrooms are next to each other.

Arriving at the floor where the third wife's bedroom was located, as soon as the elevator door opened, the little sheep rushed out and floated away like a somersault cloud like a ball of white cotton.

Zhang Xinhan was still wearing high heels and couldn't catch up at all, but considering that Zhong Qing was on duty in that area now, she didn't ask anyone to stop the lamb and let it go. Anyway, if the third wife was disturbed, she would only get angry when she got up. At the first person to appear beside her.

The little lamb rushed into the bedroom, jumped on the bed, and used his two front hooves to play with the particularly plump area under the quilt.

Su Mei frowned in her sleep. She felt that Master Ye had changed his position and became more brave. A moan escaped from his lips, and then he felt something was wrong. He squinted his eyes and looked back, and saw the person facing Chao. The lamb stepped on her ass hard.

"Zhu Juntang!" Su Mei was furious. Her dream was at a critical moment when she was woken up by this little mutton skewer!

"Hey! If you don't get up yet, take me to play." The little sheep changed positions and stepped on her shoulders again.

Su Mei glanced at the ceiling, where the weather conditions and time slowly appeared showing the scenery of Junsha City, and she couldn't help but become even more annoyed: "You're crazy, it's only half past five!"

The lamb jumped over and over Su Mei, jumping back and forth several times.

Su Mei pulled the quilt. She really wanted to stand up and shake the quilt, but then she saw the lamb skewers being bounced back and forth on the ceiling and floor.

It's just that she hasn't slept as comfortably as she did last night for a long time, and her whole body is lazily, a bit like the weak state she had when she was pregnant with Zhu Juntang.

At that time, her physique had been greatly strengthened, but she often felt weak. It was the embryo in her body that was warning her that it had absorbed too much nutrients and was not developing enough.

If I had known at that time that I would be born such a naughty thing after suffering so much pain, would I not be so positive and expectant?

"Don't you know? This is an amusement park that does not have a reserved area. Everyone queues up very early. If you go late, you will have to wait for a long time!" Xiaoyang said very positively.

After saying that, he started jumping again, jumping from here to there, jumping from there to here.

"Really?" Su Mei really didn't know much about this. Who would care about whether to queue up? She never had to worry about the chores of life.

The little sheep jumped off the bed, bit the corner of the quilt, grabbed the ground with all four hooves and stepped back, trying to pull Su Mei's quilt down so that she had to get up.

The beautiful body is wrapped in silky pajamas. The lying posture of the beauty in the morning is extremely lazy. However, there is no timely charm and spring water between Su Mei's eyebrows. It feels like boiling water boiled by anger.

"What's the point of getting up so early? Can I just go with you?" Su Mei reached out and groped around for a while, but couldn't find anything convenient to throw at it, so she had an idea and moved the disaster to Chang'an.

Xiaoyang hurriedly ran to the glass curtain wall and looked down. Since Building No. 2 was more than a hundred meters shorter than Building No. 1, the view was obstructed to a certain extent. It was not the best place to observe the surroundings of the sycamore tree. In addition, the gloomy Naturally, there was no movement in the weather.

"I'm going to wake up Daddy!" The little sheep ran away happily again.

Listening to the lamb's tail hidden in the diaper, swaying back and forth and making an unpleasant scratching sound in the diaper, Su Mei pressed her forehead and yawned, and then took another look at the sheep's hoof prints on the quilt with the Republican style pattern. After all, I couldn't bear to continue sleeping on such a bed, so I had to tap the sensing area beside the bed to call people in.

Zhongqing's makeup was exquisite. She walked to the bedside and squatted down to pick up the quilt. When she saw the sheep's hoof prints on it, she was shocked and suppressed a smile. "Miss San can't usually get up so early. It seems she still wants to you."

"Do you think she came to see me? She wanted to go to the amusement park because she was afraid that I would get up late!" Su Mei stretched out her fingers and tapped her wrist, "Look what time it is now?"

Of course Zhongqing knew what time it was, but he just looked at the watch on his wrist out of habit, laughed again, and said gently: "She has been asking about the sheep doll costume more than ten times. She has always been thinking about it. I personally called the amusement park and asked a lot of questions... although the customer service staff at the amusement park were a little confused by her strange questions and requests."

Su Mei clasped her hands on her chest, shook her head, and chuckled. She was almost out of breath after getting up, and then asked: "Why are you here? You have to remember that you don't have to be responsible for my life affairs now. , as a group executive, you should arrange your time allocation between work and life more rationally."

"I'm used to it." Zhong Qing didn't say much.

"Hey, ask someone to put the sheep costume in the nanny's car, and I'll change it at the amusement park."

"The sheep doll suit has a zipper. Should we arrange for the zipper to get stuck or not be able to take it off, and then ask Liu Changan for help?"

Su Mei hesitated for a moment and shook her head. Now that she had the help of the lamb skewers, she didn't need these superfluous arrangements.

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The little sheep came down from upstairs, ran half a circle around Baolong Center, took a shortcut and jumped over the low fence, almost hitting the sycamore tree in a sprint, and then dragged it up the stairs with its hooves, and came to Liu Changan bedroom.

"Baa baa! Baa baa baa!"

Liu Changan was half asleep when he heard the sound of sheep braying. His first thought was that he had suffered a nervous breakdown from Zhu Juntang. He even heard her "bleating" in his dreams.

Because of her relationship, Liu Changan has already experienced symptoms such as blood pressure spikes and heart burst. It is not impossible for him to suffer from neurasthenia again.

It seems that my physique is not as strong as I thought... No, I am actually strong enough. The main reason is that Zhu Juntang's destructive power is beyond normal. No wonder he is relatively fragile.

"What!"

There was another loud shout, and Liu Changan opened his eyes slightly and saw a lamb putting its head on the side of his bed, twitching its ears and shouting loudly less than ten centimeters in front of his face.

From a close distance, the eyes are like big black pearls, the sheep's nose and mouth are pink and moist, and the three-petal mouth makes its expression always particularly vivid, and it is a little stupid with as much cuteness as a finger.

"You..." Liu Changan stretched out his hand and grabbed the sheep's head, touched the quilt with his other hand, took out his phone and took a look at it, glaring at the lamb, "Five forty-nine! Are you a senior in high school? You got up so early. !”

"Hey! Get up, take me out to play, I'm going to the amusement park today." The lamb stood up, put its two soft lamb hooves on the edge of the bed, stretched its head forward and spoke loudly in his ear.

"Your amusement park opens at six o'clock, right?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"You have to queue up at amusement parks. If you go late, you will have to queue up for a long time, and you will be at the end of the queue. You will fall behind like three pieces of cake pulled by a snake." The little sheep took out a pair of sheep. Mom's words.

In order to show that the consequences of being late would be very serious, he even compared the whole family of three, including himself, to daddy grains.

"You think I've never been to an amusement park. The only amusement park in China where you have to queue up early in the morning is Disney, the LGBTQIAP holy land. The amusement park in Junsha doesn't open until 9 a.m.!" Liu Changan and An Nuan just met last year. Hui, Zhongqing and others visited Window of the World together, Junsha is a large amusement park that has been open for 20 years.

Zhujuntang's own amusement park will not officially open for business for another 19 years, and Zhongqing also promised to give it VIP treatment.

"I don't care! Get up quickly, I'm going to the amusement park!" The little sheep jumped onto the bed and jumped around.

Because Liu Changan doesn't like to sleep in the middle of the bed like the mother sheep, but sleeps on the edge. The lamb can't jump across his body, so it jumps directly on him.

"Huh?" The lamb jumped a few times, but it felt something was wrong. The soft lamb's hoof stepped on it, and it yelled, "You didn't do anything when you got up in the morning and you died!"

Liu Changan is healthy. Isn't this a matter of course? Suddenly he became a little angry and grabbed it and spanked it.

"Baaaaah...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid," the little sheep collapsed next to Liu Changan and cried loudly. He stretched out his front hooves to touch his swollen butt, but he couldn't reach it and found that his butt was bare. He cried even louder: "Damn old man, you took off all the diapers! Doesn't the little sheep have no sense of shame?"

"The little sheep has a sense of shame. You can't even be considered a girl now, at most you can be considered a mother!" Liu Changan had already sat up and said angrily. The quilt was full of sheep's hoof marks, so he had to call it The baker took it and washed it before sending it back.

"I am the Little Fairy Sheep, and you are the Great Fairy Goat...we are of the same kind. We of the same kind have to be ashamed when facing the opposite sex. As the saying goes, if a son avoids his mother, you cannot strip him naked, and if a daughter avoids her father, you should also You can't knock off all my diapers!" The lamb kicked him with its two hind hooves, keeping a distance from him, and pulled at random with its two front hooves, reasoning with him confidently.

"Do you still know the saying that a child avoids his mother when he is older, and a daughter avoids her father when she is older?" Liu Changan grabbed its two sheep hooves and laughed, "Then why don't you say "daughter is older" when you usually crawl around on me? Are you avoiding your father?"

"I was acting like a spoiled child! Don't you like it when I act like a spoiled child to you? Every time I act like a spoiled child, don't you always feel so sweet and happy in your heart that you like me so much?" The little sheep rubbed it twice. She moved her body to his chest and put her head on his neck and chin to act coquettishly, "Is it true that you have a loving father and a filial daughter, so that you will have no regrets in this life?"

"If you weren't afraid of breaking my glass, I would throw you downstairs right now!" Liu Changan grabbed its hooves and threw it aside.

The little sheep jumped up and scratched, opened the window, and then turned to look at him.

Liu Changan grabbed it without hesitation, danced with his hands, and threw the struggling lamb from the window downstairs.

"Ah! What a bad old man!"

"Someone is killing girls!"

"He wants to make a kebab out of me!"

"Liu Changan, this moldy little biscuit is rotten tofu and a stinky bug!"

The little sheep stood downstairs and cursed a few times, then went upstairs again. Standing at the door of the bedroom, a sheep's head stuck out and stared at him with wide eyes.

"Go and wake up your mother." Liu Changan exhaled. He had no choice but to get up because he couldn't fall asleep anymore.

"I'll be there at half past five." Xiaoyang walked in, walked around the bed and came to where he was sleeping, and put his head on the quilt to look at him.

Thinking that Su Mei would be so angry when she woke up at 5:30, Liu Changan suddenly felt that he was not so sad about being woken up at 5:49.

"Then how did you get here at 5:49?"

"She lives in Building 2 of Baolong Center. Come down from her side, go through the landscape belt and then go through the alley, jump over the wall and come in, and you will be here soon." I usually stay on the top floor to observe the city below. As for the landscape, Xiaoyang already knew the layout of the surrounding buildings very well.

"Don't you think you're too excited?"

"Why am I not excited to go to an amusement park with you for the first time? I have grown so big and it is your first time to take me to an amusement park. Don't you feel a little guilty?" Xiaoyang asked loudly.

It seemed...it seemed to make sense. Liu Changan sighed, lifted the quilt and got up, kicked off his slippers and went to wash up.

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