I'm really immortal

When the group returned home, Zhou Shuling was worried that everyone would not be hungry after only eating steamed buns, fried dough sticks, mung bean porridge and fried dough sticks for lunch, so she decided to go to the kitchen and order a few more bowls of noodles for everyone to fill their stomachs before making a big meal in the evening.

Li Hongfang originally wanted to go to the kitchen to exchange cooking skills with Zhou Shuling, but Shangguan Dandan pulled her to introduce his vending machine and flow-based management methods, as well as his prospects for the future business landscape, and inadvertently revealed the vending machine. It was sponsored by Qin Yanan.

Liu Changan called An Nuan and learned that she and Han Zhizhi were watching a movie at Baolong Center and would not be able to come out for a while.

I still have to spend time with my girlfriend during the Qingming Festival holiday.

According to the editor, there was a person who refused to accompany his girlfriend during the Qingming Festival. He stayed at home and played games for three days in a row, and died suddenly. The next year during the Qingming Festival, her girlfriend brought her new boyfriend to his grave and burned one. Green paper hat.

Liu Changan walked to Baolong Center and sent a message to Su Mei to ask if Zhujuntang had returned to Junsha.

He didn't feel it, otherwise the annoying bleating would have been ringing in his ears.

The purpose of sending it to Nanshan Ranch is just to get it out of the iron cage. Now that it has come out, it should be taken home to learn lessons. Although Tomb-Sweeping Day is a holiday, but we played all day yesterday, there should be more time left. Reading books, even if there is no reason to squeeze Yan Qingcheng's vacation time to teach Zhu Juntang, it is still necessary to consciously maintain a state of study.

It has been allowed to stay in the Nanshan Pasture where there are many cows and sheep playing with it. It is completely possible for it to forget that it is a human while playing there, and then create the illusion that it is originally a sheep and only occasionally turns into a human for fun. .

Or maybe it was originally a sheep, but it just turned into Zhu Juntang for a long time?

Liu Changan couldn't help but have this idea in his mind, and quickly shook his head to dispel this absurd thought contaminated by the lamb.

Qin Yanan is worthy of being Zhu Juntang's best friend. She is deeply aware of her pollution ability. She has been fighting Zhu Juntang's aura of wisdom since she was preparing for pregnancy and protecting Liu Changchun. She is really a qualified and great mother.

Su Mei quickly replied to Liu Changan's message, and the message prompt showed that several photos were attached.

Liu Changan took the phone further away first, then opened the message and looked at it. They were all photos of lambs. The first photo was of it sitting on a big buffalo. The lamb's face had the arrogant expression of a human. It is also vividly displayed. It presses the buffalo's big horns with its two small hooves and clamps the buffalo's neck with its hind hooves. It raises its head and looks in all directions, while the surrounding cattle and sheep are looking at their king.

It looks like it has conquered the world. Unfortunately, the originally white hair has been stained with mud, grass clippings and the like. It looks like it has rolled in some farmland... Many people have seen the dog rushing. The video of it getting into the mud and making its owner scream is probably that kind of thing - it's also wearing a suit of armor or something whose original color can't be seen.

In addition to cows and sheep, there are also several buffaloes and scalpers around the photo. Liu Changan suspects that Zhu Juntang is taking the cattle and sheep from Nanshan Ranch to play in the surrounding farmers... He also wants to incite those honest buffalo scalpers to join in. Isn't it his subordinate?

It’s just that when it goes out to eat, doesn’t it have to be sterilized and use its own chef, kitchen utensils and tableware, otherwise it will get diarrhea? Look at how dirty it is now, so dirty that even its parents don't recognize it!

Liu Changan was in a stable mood. He did not rush to Nanshan Ranch angrily, or even make a phone call directly. Instead, he calmly pressed the screen of his mobile phone and wrote a text message: Either she will return to Junsha today, or you will return to Antarctica today.

After thinking about it, Liu Changan deleted this sentence and changed it to: I want to eat fried mutton with bamboo strips tonight.

The people in Shonan teach children a lesson. In order to express their overwhelming anger, they will beat the children until they cry for father and mother, and will not stop until they roll all over the floor. This is to say to the children: Tonight, I will give you fried pork with bamboo strips!

Go to the bamboo forest to pick up some bamboo branches, pluck off the leaves, tie the bamboo branches together, and hit the skin and tender flesh of the child, leaving red marks. This is a very traditional method of spanking a child.

It was a lamb, so it was extended to fried mutton with bamboo strips.

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"This movie is a bit interesting. The underlying logic of creating our world and the world we create are the same. When we are curious about the Pebonacci sequence in various fields, it is like the NPC in the virtual world curious about the treasure chest on the map. The refresh pattern is the same." Su Mei put away her phone and said in a moderate voice, then glanced at An Nuan, who was sitting across from her.

The movie being played now is "Ready Player One", which was released on March 30, 2018. The cinema was very quiet. An Nuan and Han Zhizhi were immersed in the movie screen. Suddenly they heard someone talking, and their tone was obviously lower than usual in the cinema. When I was older, I couldn't help but turn my head, only to find that the other person seemed to be talking to me.

This woman is very beautiful, with an aura similar to that of her mother Liu Yuewang... There is no childishness of a young woman between her eyebrows and eyes. Her mature temperament overflows from her soft lips and eyes. It is difficult to judge her true age.

"Yeah." This movie was actually just for fun to watch. An Nuan was not someone who liked to watch movies and then think deeply about it. The other party suddenly said something philosophical, so she had to vaguely agree.

This kind of personality that likes to chat casually with strangers is not uncommon. Zilaishu or Sheniu is like this.

What was a little strange was that she remembered that there were originally about ten people in the screening room, but now, towards the end, there was only this beautiful woman, herself and Han Zhizhi.

This movie isn't that bad, is it? Everyone can't stand their ground in advance?

"Hello, let me formally meet you. I am Zhu Juntang's mother, and we are An Nuan and Han Zhizhi, right?" Su Mei showed a warm smile like an elder.

"Ah, hello, hello."

Han Zhizhi also widened her eyes in surprise. Zhu Juntang said everywhere that her mother is the leader of the evil forces in the world. Is this Mrs. Zhusan in front of her?

I saw that although Mrs. Takesan was not kind-hearted, she exuded affinity due to her good cultivation. Her smile was not too warm and stressful, and she expressed friendliness and kindness appropriately.

Mrs. Zhusan actually knew her name, which made Han Zhizhi a little flattered. After all, she was the head of the world's evil forces, which was basically the level of the Earth's president.

Based on the first impression, no one would associate her with the leader of the evil forces in the world. It was probably Zhu Juntang talking nonsense... Zhu Juntang likes to give people nicknames, or make some with a middle-class temperament title.

"Last time Liu Changan had to find a teacher for Zhu Juntang to tutor Zhu Juntang in traditional cultural knowledge. Unexpectedly, he actually found your mother. Zhu Juntang has a stubborn nature, so he must have made Professor Liu worry a lot during the learning process." Su Mei said apologetically.

"That's not true. I heard from my mother that we get along well with each other. Zhu Juntang is quick-thinking and often puts forward some thought-provoking opinions." An Nuan said politely. Of course, she would not agree that Zhu Juntang was indeed difficult to deal with.

Su Mei smiled slightly, this little girl really knows how to cater to people, doesn't he like this? Random thoughts can be described as "quick thinking", and bizarre thoughts can be described as "thought-provoking".

"I have an agency in Junsha that specializes in female body care. In layman's terms, it is at the level of black technology. You see, your mother taught Zhu Juntang, and she might often have chest tightness and brain swelling. A woman's mental state often affects her physiological state. Come for some nursing care at the right time, which can be regarded as my compensation." Su Mei took out a business card and handed it over, "When you want to go, just call this number to make an appointment, and I will provide you with VIP service... Zhizhi You can go too.”

Su Mei said and smiled at Han Zhizhi again, got up and walked out. She had to have someone catch the lamb so that he could stir-fry the lamb with bamboo strips at night, otherwise he would whip her as a substitute, and that wouldn't work... …

"She's so kind!" Han Zhizhi has forgotten about "the leader of evil forces in the world". How could Zhu Juntang say that about his mother?

"That's how I bribed you... I'm just getting a business card for my mother, I don't have to go... After all, my mother's lecture fees are quite high." An Nuan didn't think her mother needed anything else. To make up for it, I often heard her say that she drank very expensive wine when she was giving lectures to Zhu Juntang, and one drink cost a thousand dollars or something.

"I just feel a little emotional, how come these mothers are like fairies, young and beautiful, making girls like me feel ashamed..." Han Zhizhi said with some depression, women often get married because of their younger age. The older ones are full of superiority, but facing Zhujuntang’s mother and Annuan’s mother, the superiority of being young is completely lost.

He would only worry about whether he could take care of himself so well when he was their age, and they would be the envy of him.

Even my mother, Professor Ling, is becoming more and more beautiful, and her skin is also good. Last night when we had dinner at home, my father looked at his mother with a sneaky look. He was probably wondering if her mother was being pampered by another man. Something like that... Han Zhizhi felt more or less that there seemed to be something wrong with her parents' marriage, but it was hard for her to point it out, which was frustrating.

The two still slept in separate rooms at night, and my father lingered at the door of my mother's house, but in the end he couldn't go in.

"Don't worry, I will take care of your beauty needs from now on." An Nuan patted her chest, which was no longer easy to pat. She was willing to sacrifice herself for her best friend and squeezed some resources from Liu Changan to share with Han Zhizhi. of.

An Nuan knew very well that Liu Changan actually had more than one way to make women beautify themselves. The first and most effective way was to receive irrigation from him. Of course, this method could not be used on Han Zhizhi. The second way was for her mother and Professor Ling to That kind, using the cream made by Liu Changan.

Face cream can be applied externally or taken internally. Although there is a certain risk of side effects, women are willing to pay the price for beauty.

"Honey, you are so kind." Han Zhizhi hugged An Nuan and acted coquettishly. She had "femalely dressed" in the dormitory and became someone else's wife. Of course, she would have to be a husband when she returned home.

This kind of joke is often made in the female dormitory. In fact, it is because many girls are more or less bisexual, overtly or covertly. This ratio is much higher than the situation among men.

"It's my turn to be your husband!" An Nuan shouted. Anyway, she and Han Zhizhi were the only ones left in the screening room, laughing and joking around while watching the movie. "By the way, isn't there a handsome junior guy asking you out at the beginning of your term? Really? Why is there no further text?"

"Hey, one time when we were having a party, I was chatting with him and kept calling him by his English name. I joked that he didn't have a Chinese name. He said his name was Zhu Wenying, and I asked if there were many people in Taiwan. My surname was Zhu, so he was curious if I knew anyone else from Taiwan who also had the surname Zhu, so I told him that I knew Zhu Juntang." After saying that, Han Zhizhi sighed.

"Then what?" An Nuan stopped watching the movie. The ending didn't seem interesting anyway. She looked at Han Zhizhi attentively, her eyes showing the alertness of listening to gossip.

"No more! Since then, he has never contacted me again. I tried to find him proactively, but he either didn't answer the phone or only responded to messages after a week... Mad, I'm actually taking the initiative. I'm so angry. It's over." Han Zhizhi held her face in frustration.

The boy played the piano at a school activity and attracted Han Zhizhi's attention. Initially, Han Zhizhi didn't think much about it, but later they had the opportunity to meet him. After a while, he seemed to have a good impression of Han Zhizhi. Han Zhizhi learned that besides playing the piano, he , is even more versatile and even knows martial arts!

Han Zhizhi was exposed to martial arts in real life, and his skills were very good. The only one who could be called a master was Liu Changan. She felt that this boy could be regarded as a low-end version of Liu Changan, so she slowly chatted with him more... and they talked about Zhu Juntang. , and then gradually drifted apart, probably to the extent of a drifting bottle relationship.

"How could this happen? Does he also know Zhu Juntang?"

"Sure, it has something to do with it."

"Just because you also know Zhu Juntang, he stopped contacting you..." An Nuan folded her hands in front of her chest and frowned slightly.

"I think he has something in Zhu Juntang's hands." Han Zhizhi was somewhat upset, but later analyzed the reasons behind it.

"Well, it's very possible. This kind of information will probably discredit him, so he doesn't dare to have more contact with people who know Zhu Juntang, so as not to be exposed." As a bystander, An Nuan consciously saw more clearly, except There is almost no other reason for this possibility.

"Shall we ask Zhu Juntang?"

"Okay, let's go. There's nothing good to see anymore. Liu Changan is still waiting for us outside." An Nuan took out her phone and walked out of the screening room.

Even after calling Zhu Juntang, the two of them walked out of the screening room and saw Liu Changan waiting with three cups of milk tea.

"Long time no see, macho." Han Zhizhi waved her hand to greet Liu Changan and took a glass of Cranberry from his hand.

Liu Changan smiled slightly and looked at Han Zhizhi. She was indeed a woman who liked to drink wine.

"Long time no see, boyfriend." An Nuan's eyes were filled with a little anger. In fact, she just spent the night at his house a few days ago and went to a banquet together at noon the day before yesterday. But for some reason, she still felt like she hadn't seen him in a long time. It seems like she cares about him too much.

"Long time no see - Eason Chan." Liu Changan continued, and then began to sing: "I came to your city, walked the way you came, and imagined how lonely you would be without me..."

"Excellent." Han Zhizhi laughed and sang very well, but she still stopped singing. She interrupted Liu Changan's singing, "Do me a favor, can you call Zhu Juntang? I have something to ask her. .”

"We can't get through." An Nuan took her mobile phone and looked at it. She knew that Liu Changan would definitely be able to contact Zhu Juntang.

"She is at Nanshan Ranch now. She didn't bring her mobile phone or Jin Xiaomei with her... What's going on?" The photos he saw in the morning came to Liu Changan's mind, and he quickly shook his head and asked Han Zhizhi.

"Oh..." Han Zhizhi glanced at An Nuan, a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly, "I just wanted to ask her if she knows a person named Zhu Wenying."

Liu Changan thought for a while, "You have to ask Zhong Qing about this."

"We want to ask Zhu Juntang if he knows him. Why should we ask Zhong Qing?" An Nuan was curious.

"Because Zhongqing must know everyone Zhu Juntang knows and can name. There are also some people who have some relationship with Zhu Juntang and have even dealt with each other. Zhu Juntang may not remember their names, but Zhongqing will also remember them. ...In short, it is more reliable to ask Zhongqing than to ask Zhujuntang herself." Liu Changan remembered a woman named Wudangshan whose younger brother was beaten by Zhujuntang, but Zhujuntang did not remember her Wudangshan siblings at all.

In this regard, Liu Changan's style is much better than Zhu Juntang. If he beats someone up, he will usually politely write down the other person's name so that he can easily ridicule them when they meet again in the future...after all, he will insult them by name. , so as not to accidentally injure passers-by and cause misunderstandings.

For example, if you are walking on the road and suddenly hear someone yelling "you are a bitch", you will inevitably frown and wonder if the other person is scolding you. However, if you hear "E.CAI, you are a bitch", you will be very interested. People gathered around to watch, because they immediately knew that it had nothing to do with them.

Of course, if he rubs it directly, there is no need to remember the name, and he will not dig graves, erect monuments and burn paper money for others.

When An Nuan and Han Zhizhi heard Liu Changan's explanation, they suddenly realized that this was indeed like Zhu Juntang's style.

Liu Changan called Zhongqing and then looked at Han Zhizhi.

Han Zhizhi shook her body indifferently. It was the beginning of school with Zhu Wenying. It didn't matter anymore. She was just a little curious about the reason behind it.

"That Zhu Wenying is a relatively distant branch of the Zhu family, but in the name of a direct descendant of the Zhu family, he played with many entertainment stars and models in Taiwan... He was also quite messy when playing. One time I bumped into Zhu Juntang's gun, and was sent to Niulang's shop by Zhu Juntang to wait for the rich woman who no one wanted to receive. I worked there for half a year." Liu Changan couldn't help but smile.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi were stunned. They neither thought that the talented junior had such an unsightly black history, nor did they expect that Zhu Juntang would be so ruthless... On the surface, Zhu Juntang really looked like a fairy. A fairy who turned out to be a devil.

"Zhu Juntang has left an indelible shadow in this man's heart. It is said that he has reformed and now comes to the mainland to study. As the saying goes, a prodigal son returns with gold, but it is still difficult to know this dark history of his. Accept him, if he pursues you, think about it carefully." Liu Changan said to Han Zhizhi.

"Okay...ah, no!" Han Zhizhi quickly denied it and raised her hand to touch her face. She didn't want people to know that she had been pursued by such a person!

"What are you talking about? Zhizhi just knows this person. When he saw that his surname was Zhu, he asked out of curiosity." An Nuan helped her best friend lie.

Liu Changan smiled, and An Nuan punched him, "What's so funny!"

"I'm just appreciating Zhu Juntang. What he did is quite like my style." Liu Changan raised his hand and touched An Nuan's head... He wanted to touch Zhu Juntang's head, so he did it when he wasn't around. Forget about An Nuan's head, An Nuan is cuter anyway, and An Nuan can not only touch her head.

"It does look like it." Han Zhizhi let out a long breath. Fortunately, when Zhu Wenying heard that she knew Zhu Juntang, she took the initiative to stay away from him. If he and Zhu Wenying really develop something, then... I just want to die.

It is said that Zhu Wenying has changed his mind, and Liu Changan also said that a prodigal son will never be replaced by gold when he comes back, but if this matter really falls on him, who can really rest assured? There is another saying: "A country can be easily changed but its nature cannot be changed"!

"Let's go, you are only nineteen years old, are you still worried about not having a good man in the future?" Liu Changan waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "When you are not very happy, just choose to compromise with consumerism and buy a bag or something. ...The only solution to worries is a bag, isn’t this what you women said? As a boyfriend, I must at least buy An Nuan a bag or something."

Liu Changan doesn't want to be too independent. He is just an ordinary man. Ordinary men will choose to compromise appropriately with consumerism.

"Ah?" An Nuan was a little surprised, but she still jumped up happily and hugged Liu Changan's arms. She would never take the initiative to make such requests to him, but her boyfriend gave her a bag, which girl Will you be unhappy?

She also knew that Liu Changan didn't need to use a credit card, spend money for free, or even borrow online loans to give gifts.

"But what exactly does consumerism mean?" Han Zhizhi asked in confusion, "What does it have to do with Marxism, socialism, and capitalism?"

“Consumerism refers to people’s unscrupulous and unrestrained consumption of material wealth and natural resources, and values ​​​​that regard consumption as the highest purpose of life. For example, unnecessary upgrading of material products and casual discarding still have Products with useful value...The most obvious thing is that some people upgrade to new iPhones every year." Liu Changan feels that one of the more popular aspects of Baolong Center is that there is no huge Apple store in the most conspicuous gold shop.

But there is a Tesla store at the entrance... BYD has taken over the entire store.

"Is it consumerism to buy a new iPhone every year?" Han Zhizhi bulged her eyes. She had an iPhone in her hand, an Ipad in her bag, and an iWatch on her watch.

"I'll just give you an example." Liu Changan took An Nuan's hand to buy a bag. Girls can't be without vanity. Han Zhizhi always carries a donkey brand, and a certain little white pig that An Nuan cares about often also carries a famous brand. Bags.

Normally, An Nuan would probably have thought about buying it, but she was afraid of being accused by Liu Changan of being vain and so on. She was always too concerned about what Liu Changan thought of her, and Liu Changan understood her caution.

She is just an ordinary girl.