I'm really immortal

Li Hongfang really likes to work with Liu Changan, but the sect leader is both civilized and military. He often looks at problems more comprehensively than Li Hongfang, and analyzes problems more carefully and thoughtfully. There is basically no place for Li Hongfang to use his skills.

This is more or less a pity. Who doesn’t want to express himself in front of the people he admires and admires so as to gain attention and recognition?

Li Hongfang's powerful reasoning, information gathering and logical analysis abilities were of no use... He used them occasionally, but in the end it was better not to use them.

Now facing a person like the third wife, Li Hongfang couldn't help but want to give full play to her. In the afternoon, Brother Liu reminded herself that as long as it didn't involve him, she could help the third wife for reference.

"That day I went to deliver wine to Dan Dan, and Qin Yanan was there at the time. He wanted to give me money in a pretentious manner... I thought, I am paying filial piety to the Queen Mother, what status do you have to pay for it? You still look down on people, thinking that I don't have any Are you qualified to give drinks to Dantan?" Li Hongfang still felt that Qin Yanan was provoking her when she thought about it, and she later had no choice but to fight back.

Su Mei nodded. Li Hongfang is a discerning person, and Qin Yanan is this kind of person... When she was still Ye Sijin, she would often tease Ye Chenyu in front of Su Mei to show that she was her biological sister and Su Mei was just an outsider. .

To pay for the wine brought by Li Hongfang is still to express that Li Hongfang is just an outsider.

"I pretended not to know who she was and called her Dandan's mother... From then on, she took a grudge. Later, Dongdong's mother took a photo with me and posted it on WeChat Moments. When Dongdong's mother was scrolling through the comments , I saw Qin Yanan leaving a message there: Ah, is this Zhou Dongdong’s grandmother? She looks so young, about ten years older than you..." Li Hongfang remembered something like this, this woman is really Anger must be retaliated, and it is not grand at all.

With this amount of belly, it is far behind compared to Dongdong’s mother.

Zhou Shuling had a "Queen's Seal", which was given by Shangguan Dandan. Naturally, Zhou Shuling didn't know the weight of that thing. After seeing it, Li Hongfang asked to find out whether it was given by Shangguan Dandan. She was surprised and envious, but it was understandable that in Han Dynasty, In the eyes of the Queen Mother, Zhou Shuling was too lovable.

I didn't expect that Qin Yanan also had one. He hung it around his neck all day long. Whenever he saw someone, he would take it out from the two piles of male graves to show off... Li Hongfang didn't take it in his hands to identify it carefully, but he saw that the seal button also had a prostrate figure in relief. Looking at the shape of the glass tiger, we knew that it was also the Queen's Seal.

"Interesting." When Su Mei heard that Li Hongfang and Qin Yanan were competing, a smile appeared in her eyes. In the past, Su Mei could not care about her sister-in-law's identity because of her eccentric young sister-in-law. Her heart was always on fire, so Qin Yanan had to Li Hongfang has such a temperament to treat her.

"Qin Yanan has a Queen's Seal..." Li Hongfang told the news that both Zhou Shuling and Qin Yanan had obtained the Queen's Seal, "She must have obtained it through bottomless flattery and painstaking flattery. .”

"The Queen's Seal?" Su Mei pondered for a moment. Although she believed that she, Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang had formed a de facto family relationship and did not need Shangguan Dandan's approval, something like the "Queen's Seal" seemed Has an inexplicable attraction.

Just think of girls nowadays who always want to add their name to the real estate certificate. Even if it is not possible, they will get a marriage certificate or something. Some factual signs and legal certification concepts are really important.

Zhu Juntang seems to have some kind of seals of "Void Cutting Dragon Flame Immortal" and "Princess of Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland Mea Mea", and she showed them off in front of Su Mei. It seems that they were given by Shangguan Dandan?

This problem child Shangguan Dandan, who is suspected of having a personality disorder, sends these seals everywhere, why doesn't he give one to Su Mei? Isn't Su Mei more qualified than others?

Of course, the seal is in her hand, and she can give it to whomever she wants, but if she has any resentment because of it, that is only Su Mei's own business and has nothing to do with Shangguan Dandan. Shangguan Dandan doesn't know and doesn't need it. Care about what Su Mei thinks, huh.

"The question now is that since ancient times, there have been many concubines in the harem, but there is only one queen. Why does Shangguan Dandan have two queen's seals?"

Li Hongfang put down her chopsticks in a leisurely manner, clasped her hands on her knees, leaned forward slightly, with a meaningful look on her face, and her tone became calm and solemn.

Su Mei was slightly startled. When Li Hongfang mentioned that Qin Yanan and Zhou Shuling both had the Queen's Seal, she thought of this problem. However, in Su Mei's eyes, Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhu Juntang, whether they were Xinjian Jiuzhou Fenglei Jianmen, or canonizing queens and princesses, are all just a joke. Even if Shangguan Dandan canonize more queens, what does it mean?

After all, Su Mei was pregnant with Zhu Juntang and gave birth to her. This is a miracle that shocked the past and the present in the history of life on earth. This is destiny, and its meaning transcends everything.

In the face of this kind of destiny, no matter what dynasty, what kind of queen mother, or what kind of queen, they are insignificant. They are like gods overlooking the world, watching a group of stupid people shouting, praying and praying in front of stupid clay statues, which is ridiculous.

"You mean, there is an explanation in it?" Su Mei was a little curious, but it became clear that she wanted to hear an analysis from the perspective of an ordinary person like Li Hongfang.

Li Hongfang glanced at Zhang Xinhan, who returned to the dining table and was about to pour water for Su Mei.

Seeing that Su Mei had no expression, Zhang Xinhan stepped away and stood on the edge of the top floor, staring blankly at Building 1 of Baolong Center opposite.

"The anomalies among them start from the time when Brother Liu and I returned to the Han Dynasty tomb and found a living coffin in the first month of the year..." Li Hongfang began to talk, detailing and truthfully describing his fantasy and almost mythical experience.

[The students, two men and two women, had nothing to do at night and went exploring in the nearby mountains and forests. 】

[Weird movements, dead animals everywhere]

[They did not continue to seek death. Brother Liu called for strong backup. His calm eyes seemed to have glimpsed the mysterious truth. 】

[Li Hongfang and Brother Liu entered the tunnel. His breathing was rapid, and her heartbeat was thunderous. When she turned around, she found that his face was covered with a layer of earth color that could not be seen clearly. 】

[His gaze in the tomb was deep and calm, and the two of them whispered, gradually realizing that the tomb seemed like a dark space isolated in the universe. 】

[A huge force suddenly burst out. Li Hongfang was attracted by the cave wall and was almost swallowed by the soil. Fortunately, Brother Liu suddenly got rid of the control of the mysterious force and rescued her. 】

[Two coffins were placed one above the other, extremely vicious, endless ominousness overflowed, the white wax fire gradually became fainter, and the faint sound of breathing came from nowhere. Brother Liu and Li Hongfang looked at each other in shock and uncertainty. 】

【Open the coffin! The emperor more than 2,000 years ago, the usurper Wang Mang who yearned for the ancient saint, and Shangguan Dandan, who was obviously playing with the child under the sycamore tree, were actually lying in another coffin. 】

[So, who is that in Brother Liu’s house? ! ! 】

"Wait a minute." Su Mei raised her hand, "Xiao Li, have you ever considered publishing storytelling works on a listening app?"

Li Hongfang laughed sarcastically, and unknowingly got too involved. There was nothing he could do about it. In the field of tomb robbing, people often communicated about anecdotes from all over the world, especially those scary and strange stories. Everyone talked about them in this way, which aroused the atmosphere and emotions. full.

"Just tell the basic information and don't exaggerate the supernatural atmosphere." Li Hongfang spoke with gusto. Su Mei didn't find it scary at all. Things like ghosts and zombies really existed. In Su Mei's eyes, they were just objects of anatomy and captive research.

Li Hongfang cleared her throat, suppressed her desire to restore the scene and atmosphere at that time, and explained the analysis that the person in the coffin was Wang Zhengjun, and Wang Zhengjun was the daughter of Liu He and Shangguan Dandan.

"What?" Su Mei's thoughts changed rapidly as she was disturbed by Li Hongfang's shocking revelation. How reliable is this matter? Of course Su Mei already knows that Liu He is Liu Changan, it is really possible for him to do such a thing!

"Liu He reigned for twenty-seven days and had more than a thousand crimes. If he was really such a ridiculous emperor, why would Huo Guang abolish him? Let a wise and powerful emperor come and destroy his Huo family? Later, when Emperor Xuan came to power, it was really The Huo family will be destroyed."

Li Hongfang has done some research on history. He went back to the time and discussed with Su Mei based on the ideological characteristics of the time, the behavior of various characters, and human nature as the basic starting point for analyzing the problem.

"What evidence do you have?" Su Mei has lived for so long, but her energy and time have not been spent on historical research... That is not important to her. She is concerned about technology and the future of mankind. Now she is thinking about it in her mind Even though I had piecemeal information from historical books and documents that I had memorized, I was unable to refute Li Hongfang's statement completely by citing scriptures.

"Of course it cannot be clearly recorded in history books. Even if there is a record, it is difficult to pass it down. If you hear a little rumor, the court will kill people and silence them. But we can also find some clues, that is, among Liu He's crimes, one is that he played a trick The Queen Mother's pony carriage. If you think about it carefully, as an emperor, does he need to care about a pony carriage? This is an allusion. "

"There is a folk saying that father-in-law cannot sit on the wife's bed. Sitting on the wife's bed is equivalent to wanting to go to the wife's bed. Liu He wanted to play with the Queen Mother's pony carriage. In fact, he wanted to play with the Queen Mother. Not only did he think about it, he actually did it. This is what the court said. This is something that all the bosses will never tolerate. In the second year after Liu He was deposed, the Queen Mother gave birth to Wang Zhengjun, which started the prelude to the Wang family's usurpation of the Han Dynasty..."

Li Hongfang couldn't help but sigh leisurely, "History is written about the Wang family, but in fact it is still the blood of the Liu family...Wang Mang has been accused of usurping the Han Dynasty for two thousand years, but in fact he is just complaining about his grandfather Liu Heming. You take away my grandfather's throne, and I will take it back with my own hands!"

"Xiao Li, do you think I am illiterate? Wang Mang is Wang Zhengjun's nephew." Su Mei frowned, but she did not completely regard what Li Hongfang said as nonsense.

She knew very well that it would be very difficult for Liu Changan to leave an heir.

It's not that he has a problem, it's that ordinary people simply don't have the qualifications and ability to give birth to his offspring, but Shangguan Dandan seems to be much more powerful than Su Mei, who has already given birth to Zhu Juntang.

From the perspective of the level of life, perhaps Shangguan Dandan is the one who upholds the will of life on earth and was born to match Liu Changan.

It is really possible that Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan left descendants when he was still Liu He... Although from all the current signs, it seems that Zhu Juntang is Liu Changan's only descendant.

Liu Qianqian? Qin Yanan has been using various methods to form psychological hints to make everyone accept that she has also left a seed for Liu Changan, but what kind of offspring a gestational sac is, whether it can be born, and when it will be born are completely unknown.

Zhu Juntang is a typical example of this kind of psychological suggestion after being tricked. She is full of expectations for Liu Changchan. She hopes to have a sister like ordinary people so that she can survive the addiction of being a sister. She wants to teach Liu Changchan the Baa language, and she only wants to change without learning. Cheng Yang went around playing... and was tricked by her "best friend" without even realizing it.

The key point of Li Hongfang's analysis that is not worthy of acceptance is that if Liu Changan had been able to leave descendants long ago, he would not be so indifferent to Zhu Juntang.

But the question of whether there will be any descendants can be put aside for the time being. Liu Changan played with Shangguan Dandan's pony carriage back then, so this matter is probably a certainty.

Look at how sticky Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan are now. The two of them are either holding hands, or Shangguan Dandan is holding Liu Changan's arm. She also likes to rub against him, climb on his back and lie on her back. Let him carry you for a few steps!

Zhu Juntang was almost like this when he was with Liu Changan, but Zhu Juntang was his biological daughter, why should Shangguan Dandan be so close to her? The key is that Liu Changan has never walked with Zhu Juntang on his back!

According to the report, every time Zhu Juntang climbed on Liu Changan's back, she was trying to retaliate after being dealt with by Liu Changan, biting and pulling him, or trying to blow his head off with a pair of scissors.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that Shangguan Dandan is using the relationship of "Queen Mother and Emperor" that has been casually recognized for more than 2,000 years to blind others and hide the truth about what she once had with Liu Changan.

"Wang Mang lost his father when he was young... With such a background, he was able to rely on the support of the Wang family and the Liu family to reach a very popular position step by step. Is it really just because of his acting?"

Li Hongfang didn't believe it at all, "Actually, it's not important... What we can confirm is that one of Shangguan Dandan's two Queen's Seals was from when she was the Queen, and the other was from Wang Zhengjun. Except because She keeps her daughter’s jade seal as a memory of her relationship with Wang Zhengjun, so what other explanation can explain that she has two queen’s seals?”

Su Mei raised her head, and the bright tableware in front of her eyes reflected the light and shadow of Building 1 of Baolong Center behind her. She knew that Shangguan Dandan was playing with Zhu Juntang now. A group of people were making a lot of noise, and Zhu Juntang also tried to make Su Mei joined in, but Su Mei really wanted to send Zhu Juntang to Antarctica and let her try out the sea there to see if it would be fun.

Just thinking about it, her father would definitely be reluctant to send Zhu Juntang to Antarctica, and he might even run there to play with her. By then, Su Mei’s Antarctic base would probably become some kind of dinosaur amusement park and a breeding base for extraordinary life forms. ——Xiao Bai, Aurora, and Mrs. Karnstein may all have offspring with Liu Changan, and Zhu Juntang will definitely be happy to see this happen, and will take the opportunity to provoke a palace fight.

"You said that Wang Zhengjun is the person in the coffin of the Han Tomb... Yesterday when Liu Changan brought Guan Dandan to see me, he mentioned that Shangguan Dandan sucked the living dead in the Han Tomb dry. He is the Wang Zhengjun in your mouth. If she is The daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He, Shangguan Dandan will suck her dry?" Su Mei came back to her senses and pointed out the doubts that Li Hongfang could not explain.

Li Hongfang's expression remained unchanged. Even Brother Liu often had blind spots and misunderstandings caused by his thinking habits. How could the third wife be the same?

Li Hongfang's role is to provide them with new ideas and perspectives to inspire them. This is why Brother Liu likes to take Li Hongfang to work, and supports her to help the third wife with her analysis today.

"I also heard from Brother Liu that Shangguan Dandan sucked off Wang Zhengjun, but is this true? No one has seen it. Brother Liu often has unspeakable secrets, especially when facing Shangguan Dandan, he has to help her hide some things ..." Li Hongfang pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a possibility. He stretched out his finger and shook it vigorously, raising his head excitedly.

Li Hongfang's words and deeds were always full of contagion, and Su Mei couldn't help but be attracted to her. What shocking conclusion was she going to make?

"Shangguan Dandan's so-called sucking Wang Zhengjun dry may just be to let Wang Zhengjun return to the mother's body. After all, Wang Zhengjun was a living dead at that time, which was obviously not a normal state. Shangguan Dandan wanted her to return to her belly to give birth again... and Shangguan Dandan wanted her to return to her belly to give birth again... Dandan usually eats so much, yes, she even sucked up water monkeys and other things, just to replenish nutrition for Wang Zhengjun's rebirth." Li Hongfang gradually stopped caring about maintaining her appearance and posture, and clapped her hands excitedly. This must be what happened. !

Su Mei's bright eyes reflected the lights of thousands of houses in the distance of the city, and her hands gripped the edge of the table... As a scientific research expert, her reason told her that these things had no evidence at all, and Li Hongfang was just thinking wildly. But she really felt that there was something about Li Hongfang that was indeed on point.

Li Hongfang probably didn't know that the birth of a super life form required the support of a powerful mother's body and an extraordinary supply of nutrients, but she could think of Wang Zhengjun's rebirth and the need for nutritional supplements.

Returning to the mother body, these are some pieces of information that Liu Changan only speculated yesterday.

What really caused a stir in Su Mei's heart was that Li Hongfang was the one who revealed that Ye Sijin was reborn as Qin Yanan by Shangguan Dandan. It was really possible that Shangguan Dandan would repeat his old tricks and rebirth Wang Zhengjun - if this person who was ranked second in history was The tall woman is really the daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He.

Could Qin Yanan be the gestation body carefully prepared by Shangguan Dandan?

Her so-called gestational sac has now become Wang Zhengjun's reborn body?

Is this one of the reasons why Shangguan Dandan gave Qin Yanan the "Queen's Seal"? After all, Qin Yanan also has to pay a lot of price.

Many times, people don't need specific clues to discover the truth. What they lack is just a sudden direction of thinking... Su Mei was silent, unsure whether to follow this direction to confirm.

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The water gun battle ended with the defeat of the Liu and Zhou coalition forces. Liu Changan was judged to have been killed by Zhu Juntang and had to retreat to rest.

According to Zhu Juntang's temporary rules, the person who died in battle cannot speak or move, and of course she cannot be arranged to study.

Liu Changan lay on his back on the beach chair and really had no intention of moving. He just watched Yan Qingcheng, Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong playing together and did not urge Yan Qingcheng and Zhu Juntang to go to class.

Yan Qingcheng and Zhou Dongdong are really devoted, but as for Zhu Juntang, Yangzi's ambition is obvious: as long as no one urges me, I can't take the initiative to learn, and I have to pretend that there is no such thing as "learning" at all. No matter what happens, play calmly and calmly.

Zhou Dongdong lay on the beach and let Yan Qingcheng and Zhu Juntang bury the sand on her body. From time to time, she raised her head slightly to see the progress of being buried in the sand. She looked forward to waiting for Sister Xiaotang to write a "Monument to the Monkey King". On top of her head.

This is a game she came up with on her own. Liu Changan is used to it. Things Zhou Dongdong comes up with to play always exude a feeling that complements her temperament.

Accompanied by Jin Xiaomei and Hu Muzhi, Shangguan Dandan tried to control the seafood merchant's electronic scale, thinking about how to adjust the seafood price to a higher price, so that she could gain more when she went to sea.

The Queen Mother, who is diligent and frugal and always lives her life wisely, does not rely on labor to catch more seafood, but secretly adjusts the settings of the electronic scale to increase her income. Is there a problem?

Not at all. If there is, then get rid of the person who asked the question.

Qin Yanan was relieved that Jin Xiaomei and Hu Muzhi accompanied Shangguan Dandan. It was said that in Shangguan Dandan's eyes, Jin Xiaomei was a robot. A traditional queen mother would not accept a robot as her daughter-in-law, but Hu Muzhi was not the type that her brother liked at all, right? The body and muscle curves are good-looking, but they are just for looking at. There should be very few men who can accept the body of Chun-Li, a female fighter from "Street Fighter".

So she walked over to Liu Changan and sat down, calmly and calmly helped him unbutton his shirt, gently stroked away the water stains on his chest and abdomen with her palms, and asked with concern: "Do you want me to take you with me?" Go and change your clothes? It’s uncomfortable to wear wet clothes, right?”

"It's okay. The three of us, brother and sister, used to go to Yuantouzhu to escape the summer heat. We lived in the Qin family's garden and went boating on the lake. The skylight, cloud shadows, flower branches, and lotus leaves were so beautiful. Whenever we felt like it, we would jump into the water and splash. When playing, you often sit on the boat and watch me catch fish and dig lotus roots in the lake, and you are so wet." Liu Changan looked at Qin Yanan with soft eyes.

There are only some differences between Qin Yanan and Ye Sijin in temperament and feeling. After seeing more, I feel that there are very few differences. They are just that their figures are plumper now. This is a new country where life is comfortable and leisurely, and there is no family and country. After having to worry about big things, Ye Sijin will also change.

"No wonder Mr. Qin would take me to Yuantouzhu to escape the summer heat when I was a kid. He would always watch me recalling something, and laugh softly from time to time, probably remembering the past... The health doctor forbade him from laughing too loudly, saying it would hurt his health. "The corners of Qin Yanan's mouth curled up slightly.

"The Qin family's garden is probably now a hotel transformed from a scenic spot, a scenic spot? I remember that the lunch we ordered on the boat came from the Yingbinlou restaurant... I wonder if there is still a Yingbinlou now?" Liu Changan He turned his head and asked, since Qin Yanan had been there, he should know.

"Yes, but it's hard to say whether it's a legacy from back then."

"I remember the dishes I often ordered included crabmeal and shark's fin, crispy whole duck, chicken rapeseed, squirrel mandarin fish, etc... Your favorite thing to eat at that time was crabmeal and shark's fin. You had to choose fresh water live crabs early in the morning and peel out the butter. Crab meat, and then take the best shark's fin and simmer it with fresh crucian carp soup. The shark's fin absorbs enough soup juice and then add crab butter and cook it. Later, when Bald came to Wuxi, he also liked this dish, but the one he tasted was inferior. , I still praise him as the best in the world." Liu Changan couldn't help but smile. Some people have little knowledge, but they always like to comment on this and that as the best in the world. Qianlong seems to be this kind of person.

"I also like to eat it now." Qin Yanan gently inserted her fingers into his hair, clamped her white and delicate fingers slightly, and smoothed out the remaining water in the hair, her brows and eyes were full of tenderness, "At that time, I probably only If you know how to eat, I can cook it for you now. I will prepare the ingredients and ask you to come over and try the craftsmanship another day."

Liu Changan nodded comfortably. Qin Yanan's fingers seemed to have magic power, gently scratching his scalp. It was much more comfortable than Shangguan Dandan's hand reaching out and scratching at other people's heads.

Shangguan touched her head carelessly, which often made people feel that she just wanted to mess up Liu Changan's hair like a chicken coop.

Seeing that he had closed his eyes, Qin Yanan put her arms around his neck, allowing him to rest next to her with more enjoyment. Who can refuse the gentle land, the white jade pillow, and the beauty to rest on?

Liu Changan smiled and moved away. Qin Yanan was much bolder than Yan Qingcheng. Although she did not choose a three-point bikini, the swimsuit with high waist, high slits and low collar was already the ultimate beauty in the world.

Every time I see Qin Yanan's figure, it's probably because the adolescent boy discovered the adult learning materials hidden by his parents at home, saw the beautiful scenery in the collar of his deskmate for the first time, and the girl he likes was picked up by the wind while running. The hem of her skirt is up, and you are right behind her...feelings like this are absolutely unsettling.

Of course, there are very few boys who are so pure nowadays. Often before they have the ability to actually operate, they have learned enough pornographic words through various pictures, videos and online novels, and they are good at making up serious things. The idioms of the classics have changed so much that they cannot be looked at directly.

Liu Changan is not that pure, but Zhu Juntang and Yan Qingcheng are both here. What will it look like if he and Qin Yanan stick together?

Elders are generally decent people in front of children.

Qin Yanan glared at him angrily, then straightened her waist, leaned back on the beach chair with her chest raised, folded her legs and crossed them together, bent her wrist and handed a piece of sunscreen to Liu Changan, her eyes As shy as the spring water.

"With the sea in my heart, wherever is the Maldives?" Liu Changan couldn't understand her mysterious operation.

"If you have the sun in your heart, you will be illuminated by the sun wherever you go." Qin Yanan explained accurately.

Liu Changan didn't play this with her. They were obviously in the indoor swimming pool, and he was putting sunscreen on her here, but others thought he was a pervert.

He walked to the beach with white sand like snow and stretched out his hand to pull out Zhou Dongdong, who was buried like an Egyptian pharaoh.

Zhou Dongdong was shocked and tried to struggle, but his hands and feet were buried in the sand and could not move. When his hands and feet could move, they had been pulled out by Liu Changan. She was originally going to lie here all the time. The monument to her little friend Sun Wukong was Dumped!

"I have to wait until the white dragon horse transformed by Sister Xiaotang passes by and helps me take down the monument to my little friend Sun Wukong before he can be resurrected and go fight monsters with her." Liu Changan just put down Zhou Dongdong, and she tried to lie back on the chubby body. In the sandpit.

"I'm going to bake the crabs." Liu Changan walked towards the giant crab that was still lying on the reef.

Zhou Dongdong quickly climbed up from the sand pit, waving his hands and jumping behind Liu Changan's butt. She was just a child who had not grown up, Sun Wukong. The most important thing was to eat more and grow up quickly. Let Sister Xiaotang do the monster thing herself.

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