I'm really immortal

Zhu Juntang just hoped that Liu Changan would agree to play, but he could not play today. So after class, Zhu Juntang happily followed Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan home after being wary that Yan Qingcheng did not wait for an opportunity to approach his father.

We still took Zhu Juntang’s car, but we just took a detour to go to the vegetable market.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan were both frequent visitors to the vegetable market. They got out of the car as soon as they arrived. Shangguan Dandan put the thermos bottle on the car, then jumped up behind Liu Changan, but failed to jump on his back. Then she held his finger.

After the afternoon, the vendors who were originally sitting close to the wall moved their stalls to the middle of the road, making it look very crowded with vehicles and pedestrians.

It’s no wonder they are like this. If someone moves to the middle, closer to the pedestrians, others have to follow. Otherwise, other people’s dishes will be sold out, and no one will care about you in the corner.

As for everyone leaning against the wall to make the middle of the road clear...this is basically impossible and goes against human nature.

There are always people who don't obey the rules, so everyone doesn't obey the rules. This is the natural situation without order and violent management.

"I want to eat meat buns tonight, I want to eat grilled fish, I want to eat camel, I want to eat dragon stew, I want to eat goose, I want to eat..." Shangguan Dandan looked around and said to himself as if singing. Want to eat something.

She just wanted to eat, not really want to eat. There is a difference. The Queen Mother is a little girl who is many, many years old but has not grown up. Little girls are easy to raise, and the Queen Mother is also easy to raise and is not picky about food.

"You used to lie in a coffin and just need to absorb the vitality and blood. You even ate the sycamore tree. Why do you want to eat all kinds of dishes like us humans now?" Liu Changan looked sideways at Shangguan Dandan, who was shaking his head and pretending to be cute. asked.

Shangguan Dandan didn't answer Liu Changan's question, which was essentially just to mock her without caring about the answer, and bit his arm with her mouth wide open.

After biting him, he picked up his sleeves, looked at the shallow tooth marks, and turned around to ask Zhu Juntang to bite him together, but found that Zhu Juntang was still sitting in the car hesitantly, looking around.

After listening to Shangguan Dandan's greeting, Zhu Juntang made up his mind to go to the vegetable market.

As the ruler of the world, Zhu Juntang has excellent qualities as a monarch, which is to be considerate of the people's sentiments and have insight into the world.

She can't be like some emperors who can't remember their names and don't need to remember their names, and make ridiculous questions like "Why don't you eat beef with snowflakes?"

In the past, she accompanied Qin Yanan to the vegetable market, which left a psychological shadow. But at that time, she was just a fairy, so she naturally had to stay away from the mortal world, but now she is a monarch-level supreme.

So Zhu Juntang snapped his fingers, and a bread man ran over with a protective mask.

This kind of mask not only protects against viruses, droplets, dust and odors, but also comes with a fresh air system. Apart from being a little heavy, it has almost no shortcomings.

Zhu Juntang, who put on the mask, was no longer afraid of the vegetable market and walked towards Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan with great swagger.

"I'll buy it!" Zhu Juntang squeezed in between Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan, looked around and frowned.

"Do you know what groceries you want to buy?" Liu Changan, with the intention of educating her on basic common sense of life, did not raise his hand to push her away.

"Bought them all!" How did Zhu Juntang know? She didn't need to know, she just snapped her fingers and asked the bread man to clear the stall in front of him.

"Why did you call her here?" Liu Changan had nothing to do with Zhu Juntang, so he just complained about Shangguan Dandan. It was really troublesome.

Shangguan Dandan just looked at Liu Changan, then took out a cabbage core from the arms of the bread man holding a lot of vegetables, peeled off the leaves and skin, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it.

Liu Changan discovered that there was actually nothing he could do against Shangguan Dandan... That was right. He was a normal person, so naturally he couldn't communicate normally with these abnormal-brained sheep and birds.

Shangguan Dandan ate one himself and peeled another one for Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang frowned and looked at it, then stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it for a few times and spit it out, deciding to eat it only after he turned into a lamb.

Liu Changan changed stalls and planned to buy some leafy scallops.

"Have you put any pesticides in this vegetable?" Zhu Juntang came over again and showed his life experience skillfully. Everyone must say this when buying vegetables.

"Want to eat? You can go back and put some for yourself." The old vegetable seller said angrily.

Zhu Juntang glared at the old farmer. Sure enough, as long as he was a bad old man, he would be very annoying when he spoke, and he would look like he didn't like the little fairy.

Liu Changan paid the money and dragged Zhu Juntang away.

After getting in the car again, Zhu Juntang took the spray and sprayed himself, Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan to completely eliminate the smell of the wet market.

Originally, after going to such a place, Zhu Juntang had to take a bath and throw off her clothes, but she always followed Liu Changan, and under the influence of her ears and eyes, she inevitably became a less particular baa-baa, so she did not go to the nanny's car to change clothes. Just deal with it casually.

"You stopped me from attacking that bad old man just now, are you afraid that seeing him defeated miserably in my hands would inevitably give you a feeling similar to an object?" Zhu Juntang proudly suspected that Liu Changan was cowardly and was afraid of her.

"How long will it take you to learn the idiom "objects of their own kind"? Liu Changan remembered that she had been saying that objects are similar since last year, and someone had been helping her correct it, but she just couldn't remember the correct idiom.

"Stupid. Since I said objects are similar, you already understand that objects harm their own kind, which means that these two words are synonymous." Zhu Juntang was wearing a protective mask and felt particularly imposing. It was very natural to scold Liu Changan in person. , not afraid at all.

Liu Changan didn't know how many times he hit her today, and he reached out to pick her up and hit her again. Shangguan Dandan stretched out a few hairs and flicked Liu Changan's hand away like a tentacle to protect Zhu Juntang.

"Hahaha... As long as my godmother is here, I will not be bullied." Zhu Juntang was very proud and wanted to find some more wonderful sentences to kill Liu Changan, but after thinking for a while, he frowned and found that he didn't I knew such a sentence, so I gave up.

"She can protect you for a while, but she can't protect you forever." After Liu Changan said this, he felt something was wrong. How could he be educating his children like a bad-faced father and a bad-faced mother?

Zhu Juntang doesn't care. When it comes to provoking Liu Chang'an, she always only cares about the present. In the future... just cry when she gets beaten. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Back under the sycamore tree, Zhu Juntang got off the car first. She saw Zhou Dongdong had finished school and was sitting at the small table.

Although there were textbooks and homework on the table, Zhou Dongdong was not studying. Instead, he was playing with a small black ball rolling around with his fingers.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Juntang was very kind. He walked over and asked, "Dong dong, what are you playing?"

"Let's play ball, do you want to play?" Zhou Dongdong enthusiastically invited Zhu Juntang.

Although he didn't know what fun it was, Zhu Juntang stretched out his fingers to take the little black ball and rolled it around on the table in order to show that he was also an innocent child.

It's a little elastic and dark, I don't know what it is.

"What is this made of?" Zhu Juntang asked.

"My booger!"

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, looking at his fingertips with dull eyes. The ball fell from his fingertips and fell on the table. Zhou Dongdong held it down and rolled it around again.

When Liu Changan saw this, he stopped Zhou Dongdong from playing with his boogers and took the older one and the younger one to wash their hands.

"Grrrr..." Shangguan Dandan only felt that the family happiness made her feel happy. She sat in Zhou Dongdong's original position and turned over Zhou Dongdong's homework. As Zhou Dongdong's godmother, she was supposed to tutor him. Zhou Dongdong does his homework.

After flipping through it casually, Shangguan stared at a question for three minutes, then stood up and jumped upstairs with his skirt... Tutoring homework is beyond the scope of the Queen Mother's ability. The Queen Mother is just a person who has not accepted the Nine Little girls who receive compulsory education for 10 years cannot learn and do not like to learn.

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The last chapter of the VIP chapter of "I'm Really Immortal", goodbye everyone!