I'm really immortal
Chapter 558 The ability to hug thighs
Su Nanxiu calmed down, and the corner of her eye fell nonchalantly on the shoulder he had just touched. She pulled the strap of the cloth bag on the other shoulder and continued to stare at Zhu Juntang.
"Are you not afraid of anything? How can you say this?" Su Nanxiu asked Zhu Juntang coldly.
"I have many abilities." Zhu Juntang said without thinking.
"Tell me?"
Zhu Juntang started to think about it, and after five seconds, he frowned.
Su Nanxiu snorted coldly.
"I'm good at taking selfies."
"What kind of skills are you doing!" Su Nanxiu reminded herself that she couldn't be like other middle-aged women who were childishly jumpy and heartbroken, but she couldn't help but raise her voice.
"I know how to hold thighs!" Zhu Juntang swaggered a few steps, then hugged Liu Changan's arm and shook it, extremely proud.
"Haha." Su Nanxiu still sneered.
"Don't you know, holding thighs is also a science. Why are there so many so-called retainers and guests in history? They just go to hold thighs. At that time, the so-called four princes of the Warring States Period, as well as Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang and so on were all thighs. How many of them were there? A person achieves success by hugging the right thigh?" Zhu Juntang said while patting Liu Changan's arm.
"This is not my thigh." Liu Changan opened her hand.
"You're really good at talking nonsense." Su Nanxiu said angrily.
"Can I be talking nonsense? He is the person who is the best at talking nonsense. I am eloquent." Zhu Juntang felt that what he said was very reasonable and made Su Nanxiu speechless, so he continued: " Your Su family and our Zhu family have a great-grandmother in common, and that was Miss Su back then."
Su Nanxiu looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously. Anyway, it was certain that ivory could not come out of a dog's mouth.
"Miss Su back then was a good hugger. According to my investigation, Miss Su's business skills at that time were very average. The acquisition of the Ye family's property failed anyway, so she had to use her body as bait and betray her appearance. It was only by hugging the eldest son of the Ye family, the strongest thick thigh in the world, that the Zhu family was at its peak today. It’s a pity that she later married Mrs. Zhu and failed to create a good story." Zhu Juntang insisted on taking the photo. He patted Liu Changan's arm to comfort him.
Finding that his little cousin was no longer choking, Zhu Juntang turned his head and was shocked. His little cousin's face looked as ugly as a dead person, turning green and purple!
"I'll give this...this thigh to you." Zhu Juntang felt something was wrong. This was an intuition. Every time his little cousin was so angry, Zhu Juntang was always unlucky, not to mention this little cousin. She was indeed a bit cruel, and Zhu Juntang didn't want to be her enemy.
Zhu Juntang pushed Liu Changan and tried to push Liu Changan onto Su Nanxiu, but Liu Changan did not move at all. Zhu Juntang gave up after pushing twice and ran away calmly.
Liu Changan took two sips of apple cider vinegar and looked at Zhu Juntang's back and laughed. The little fairy sheep still likes to seek death so much.
"What's so funny?" Su Nanxiu's face was still very ugly.
"This isn't funny, so what else is funny?" Liu Changan also frowned, "How about you tell me a funnier joke?"
"Haha, don't you love Zhou Dongdong very much now? When your Zhou Dongdong grows up in the future, we will see if you are funny or not." Su Nanxiu sneered.
Liu Changan was slightly worried, then shook his head, "No, Zhou Dongdong will definitely not be a fairy like Zhu Juntang..."
"Is she a fairy? Yes, she is a fairy and a Bodhisattva. I want to worship her." After Su Nanxiu finished speaking, she gently stroked her chest and felt calm before walking away to the teaching building with delicate steps.
Not far away, Yan Qingcheng and several girls in her dormitory also came over. Yan Qingcheng glanced at Liu Changan and was stunned for a moment when she found that he was holding a can of apple cider vinegar in his hand.
"Let's go, what are you doing standing around?"
Yan Qingcheng laughed quickly and continued walking forward.
"Orange Juice, is it okay to get in touch with Liu Changan?" A girl behind Yan Qingcheng asked in a low voice.
There are always people like that in every class. One semester has almost passed, but they haven’t had much interaction with girls.
Even after four years, no one is very familiar with it.
Some are not attracted to girls, some tend to feel inferior to girls, and some are particularly introverted and have a narrow social circle.
People like Liu Changan... are hard to describe.
"It's okay." Yan Qingcheng wasn't used to speaking ill of others. In fact, she couldn't tell whether Liu Changan was easy to get in touch with.
It's definitely no problem to get to know him and say hello to him, but it doesn't seem to be easy to become friends with him and let him treat you as a friend.
Yan Qingcheng was not sure whether she was considered a friend in Liu Changan's eyes, even though he had said that he would protect her at Hunan University in the future.
"He has so many girlfriends." Another girl said with emotion.
"Don't talk nonsense." Yan Qingcheng said quickly. The last time Liu Changan asked her if she wanted Dakening Shuan, Yan Qingcheng had some reflections... Let's not talk about Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, but Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang really don't seem to have anything.
If a girl had ever had a relationship with a boy, it probably wouldn't have been like the relationship between Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan.
"Do you think it would be nice to be one of his girlfriends?"
"Hate, I don't!"
Yan Qingcheng smiled when he heard this. The conversation between the two girls actually explained some problems... The reason why scumbags never lack girlfriends is not just the reason why boys flirt with girls. Sometimes girls have such a mentality. This boy is very popular, and she wants to try what it's like to fall in love with him.
With this kind of impulse, it is easy to blind oneself and deceive oneself. When the scumbag comes to flirt, it is easy to take the bait.
Girls still have to be extremely self-sufficient and cautious when it comes to dating. Even if they agree to try dating, they still have to maintain a certain bottom line and observe whether the other person's behavior and conduct meet their own requirements while dating.
Yan Qingcheng was thinking about all this, but Liu Changan had already walked over, met her eyes, gave her a smile, and passed by.
He casually threw the apple cider vinegar jar into the trash can (recyclable) a few meters away, and several girls behind him let out low exclamations.
Yan Qingcheng believed that he was not deliberately trying to be cool, but that a boy like Liu Changan, who was profound and full of connotation, often exuded charm inadvertently in every move he made. Only boys with nothing inside would be so charming. I came up with some cool moves in my head, very deliberately.
During class, Zhu Juntang surprisingly took the initiative to sit with Yan Qingcheng without feeling aggrieved by Liu Changan's bullying.
Yan Qingcheng looked back and found that Su Nanxiu was sitting next to Liu Changan again. She couldn't help but want to gossip about the little girl Su Nanxiu with Zhu Juntang.
"Su Nanxiu, this little girl, feels like she hasn't gone through puberty yet. She is just like other children of this age. She is annoying to death." Zhu Juntang complained. In fact, as long as Su Nanxiu didn't see Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan together, she would curse. Zhu Juntang still likes to play with this little cousin.
Seeing Zhu Juntang take the initiative to talk about Sun Nanxiu, Yan Qingcheng quickly caught up with the topic, "I am already in adolescence, only fourteen years old... Such a genius is different from ordinary people."
"What's a genius? I'm still a fairy." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly. She really didn't think genius was anything special. Geniuses are really rare and common. Zhu Juntang has seen many high-end people working in Zhu's companies. Talent, weren't they also called geniuses when they were young?
As a result, they all work for fairies, so fairies are said to be more powerful than geniuses.
Yan Qingcheng sneered. Now she has discovered that Zhu Juntang said she was a fairy. The fairy in her mouth is completely different from the feeling of ordinary girls claiming to be fairies... When ordinary girls say that they are fairies, It means that she is beautiful and fairy, and the "fairy" in Zhu Juntang's mouth is a species.
Just as geniuses and mortals are not the same species, fairies and mortals are not the same species.
Could it be that Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan have a good relationship because they actually think that they are different from the ordinary to some extent? Is there such a common understanding?
"Liu Changan often bullies you, but he doesn't seem to bully Sun Nanxiu that much." Yan Qingcheng didn't want Zhu Juntang to misunderstand that she was always observing Liu Changan, so she quickly added, "You haven't come these days. I always look back during class. Have you ever come to class, but you always find Su Nanxiu sitting next to Liu Changan, sometimes sitting together, sometimes sitting behind him."
"This is what I hate most about Liu Chang'an. He is particularly good at bullying me." Zhu Juntang folded his hands on his chest glumly, "Maybe he thinks I'm easier to bully. I can't beat him, and I can't even call for help."
"There's nothing we can do if we can't defeat it... We girls are naturally weak physically. Famous women in history, even the female generals who led the army in wars, are not known for their strength." Yan Qingcheng said softly. Sighing, "How can you fight with Liu Changan?"
"I didn't fight with him, he was the one who beat me." Zhu Juntang suddenly became very angry when he thought of this.
Every time he was bullied by Liu Changan, he forgot to resist and just watched him do whatever he wanted with tears in his eyes. He could not do this again.
Zhu Juntang couldn't help but feel a little bit impatient. He wanted to try to bully him now, and then beat him up.
"What are you going to do?" Yan Qingcheng saw a dangerous light flashing in Zhu Juntang's eyes, a bit like the look of a neighbor kid when he was about to throw firecrackers into the septic tank.
Zhu Juntang just thinks about it now. Su Nanxiu is sitting next to Liu Changan. If he provokes Liu Changan again, Su Nanxiu will definitely hate him to death.
It's better to find another day than to miss the day.
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