I'm really immortal

Zhu Juntang still remembers what he saw before he fainted that night. Just like Zhong Qing's swelling today, his bra cup has undergone changes visible to the naked eye.

When he woke up, he found that the two big breasts were missing. Zhu Juntang still remembered the feeling of losing the chance to be reincarnated as a human being.

She accepted Liu Changan's statement at the time and thought it was just an illusion. After all, it was a stature she had never possessed.

Now Liu Changan actually says that it really happened, and can he still let her realize her wish?

Zhu Juntang was so surprised that he wanted to turn over. He grabbed Liu Changan's palm on his back and rolled over on the floor. Then he let go of his palm and landed on her abdomen, allowing him to maintain a posture in which he could still control her.

"I love learning. I will study hard and make progress every day." Zhu Juntang grabbed his palm with both hands and tried her best to open her eyes wide so that he could see the sincerity and determination in her eyes.

After all, although learning is scary, Zhu Juntang is not unable to pay the price. For most things, the little fairy only needs to open her mouth to realize her wish. If there are exceptions, then just rely on your own efforts.

Although she is already perfect... Zhu Juntang is not dissatisfied with her figure, but it is okay to try a sexy style.

When you become swollen, you must walk around the floor without wearing a shirt and show off your power.

Maybe she can be equal to Bai Hui and Qin Yanan, and become the three Snow Mountain sisters.

Isn’t that much better than the mediocre Baolong Center Building No. 2?

It would be nice to be on an equal footing with Bai Hui. She is not as tall as Qin Yanan, but has Qin Yanan's cup size. She feels like an out-of-proportion nerdy game character.

"At this moment, your eyes are shining like stars. Ideals can really change a person's temperament." Liu Changan was a little emotional. He had seen many people who had beautiful ideals and fought for them firmly. The kind of temperament he exudes is definitely not comparable to those of speculators, reactionaries and public intellectuals who keep worrying about the country and the people.

"Let's start studying right away. I can't wait to devote myself to studying." Zhu Juntang moved himself out from under Liu Changan's hand.

"good."

"I'll change my clothes first." Of course, Zhu Juntang couldn't start class without washing his hands or face while wearing a skirt that had rolled on the ground.

Liu Changan waited for a while and saw Zhu Juntang coming in again wearing the sheep doll costume with an electric shock hood.

Liu Changan clenched his fists and said nothing.

At least she didn't waste a lot of time changing clothes, right?

"Hey..." Zhu Juntang called out, feeling extremely cute.

Liu Changan ignored her and motioned for her to sit on a chair. There was already a copy of "The Book of Songs" on the desk. Liu Changan asked Zhong Qing to buy several versions and choose a more accurate phonetic version.

"Why should I start learning from the Book of Songs?" Zhu Juntang said incomprehensibly, "It feels like you asked me to take the exam to become an academician of the Academy of Sciences when I was just in elementary school."

"Your knowledge of traditional culture is not as good as that of a primary school student. And academicians are selected, not tested." Liu Changan felt that there was a long way to go, and many of this sheep's basic common sense were wrong.

"That's good." Zhu Juntang breathed a sigh of relief, "If I take the exam, I will definitely fail. There will be a chance in the selection."

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang in confusion.

Zhu Juntang was flipping through the book. She obviously thought that if she wanted to be an academician, she would definitely become one, so she didn't notice Liu Changan's eyes and expression.

Confidence is a good thing, Liu Changan thought calmly, and he did not ask her which professional academician she thought she could be selected for.

"Read the first chapter of the Book of Songs, "Guan Ju"."

Zhu Juntang is not very good at studying, but it does not mean that he has not learned it. He has learned the old-fashioned phonetic method of traditional Chinese characters. The phonetic literacy is one of the reasons for their Taiwanese accent.

I learned Pinyin when I was learning Hokkien and Simplified Chinese. I still have no problem reading the phonetic version of The Book of Songs. "Guan Guanjuzhou, in the River Island, a graceful lady, a gentleman is a good man...Grandpa, is this article right?" It’s about a girl taking a bath by the river, and there’s a guy hiding in the grass and peeking?”

"Guan Guan Juzhou, on the river island, a graceful lady bathes in the river, a gentleman is so jealous that he squats on the grass and takes a peek." After Zhu Juntang read it, he burst out laughing.

Liu Changan pressed his forehead.

No wonder Zhou Dongdong is often beaten. Sometimes he really can't help it, right?

It has not been easy for Su Mei over the years. She has been pregnant for a hundred years and gave birth to a stupid sheep... No, she was probably smart when she was born. It was Su Mei's fault that she was taught bad things.

Even if she is not related to Liu Changan by blood, she is definitely very unusual. It is Su Mei's problem that she is so uneducated and unskilled now.

"Look, the ragged watercress means that he is hiding behind the ragged watercress called watercress. The flowing water means that he pushes the watercress to both sides so that he can peek, and the water flows past him. Huemei Asking for it means that after taking a peek, he thinks about it day and night. If he doesn't ask for it, he can't get it just by looking at it." Zhu Juntang analyzed it and felt that this was what it meant, "so he couldn't sleep every day and continued to hide in the house. Nymphoides peeked behind, tried their best to peek, and kept peeking."

Zhu Juntang was a little proud. If he had been born in the Republic of China, he might have become a master. After all, not many people could truly understand these ancient poems.

After looking at the explanation below "Guanyong", Zhu Juntang didn't take it seriously. He didn't know that the poem written tens of thousands of years ago is definitely not the way people understand it today. It needs to be analyzed based on human nature and male behavior dominated by primitive desires. , to understand.

"Then according to your idea, what's the point of playing with the left and right, playing with the harp and playing the piano, playing with the bells and drums?" Liu Changan walked to Zhu Juntang, took off the doll costume hood on her head, and touched her in a familiar way. When it came to the electric shock switch, "Explain it. Did you peek at others taking a bath, pull out grass, and beat gongs and drums to peek?"

Seeing Liu Changan holding the electric shock switch, Zhu Juntang was a little flustered. He waved his arms involuntarily and made a cute look, hoping that the cute guy would pass.

Although she knew that the right thing to do at this moment was to shut up, she still couldn't help but said: "That is, when this girl was pulling weeds one day, she finally found the gentleman hiding in the grass. This gentleman became as angry as you. , coerced her into seclusion, and finally got what she wanted. Afterwards, the woman was looking for a life and death, and the man had no choice but to coax her with sweet words, and then marry her back with all the gongs and drums."

"Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading. It seems that the word "jun" in this sentence refers specifically to you, Zhu Juntang, right?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang calmly.

Zhu Juntang knew that Liu Changan was a dog-faced person. Although he looked calm now, he might fall out in the next second. He quickly finished his words, "I suspect that you like the "Guan Ju" article so much because this article is You wrote it. You are the one who peeked at other people's baths in this article. I don't know if that woman is one of my great-grandmothers from tens of thousands of years ago. She may also be a fairy..."

Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore. He held Zhu Juntang down and shocked her a hundred times with a sheep hood. Wasn't she just looking for electricity? Otherwise, why would you come to him wearing this? Liu Changan has always been willing to help others, and there is no reason not to satisfy her.