I'm really immortal

Liu Changan watched TV for a while, and Qin Yanan came out. Liu Changan's eyes fell on her involuntarily. Everyone has the need to appreciate beauty and aesthetics. When they see beautiful things, they will naturally pay attention. This is also a natural instinct to pursue beauty. .

This is also the reason why men often look away when they see beautiful women on the street. There is no need for a man's female companion to pull his ears to wake him up at this time. This is completely killing his nature.

Over time, it is possible for men's aesthetics and taste to decline. At that time, women will go online to complain about their men's straight aesthetics and so on.

Liu Changan's eyes started from the few toes exposed from Qin Yanan's high-heeled slippers, all the way to the soft corners of her eyes. A perfect woman always has every detail exquisite to the extreme, such as the smooth color of her toenails and the slight squint at the corners of her eyes. The temptation she brings out makes people feel that if the eyes were the lens, then every scene on her body would be a perfect composition and photo.

Especially the slender waist, which does not need to be deliberately twisted at all, will be brought out by the graceful curves when walking, which is something that many people cannot achieve through deliberate study and exercise.

After simply admiring it for a few times, Liu Changan withdrew his gaze, pointed to his side, and motioned for Qin Yanan, who was about to sit on the opposite couch, to sit over.

Qin Yanan pouted, gave up her reserved look, held the bottom of her skirt with her backhand and sat down.

"Why do you look angry again?" Liu Changan asked. He did not ask about Zhu Juntang's situation. He still acted in a measured manner, not to mention that he gave her ambergris jade liquid, so there must be nothing wrong with her.

It's not surprising that Qin Yanan is angry. Women are always angry for various reasons, just like men who have to adjust the feeling and position of their crotch against their skin when they have something to do.

When some people see this sentence, they will involuntarily feel like grabbing their pants.

Qin Yanan is not actually angry, she just wants to see his reaction when she is angry. Women like this. When they are really angry, they need to be coaxed to be happy. When they are not angry, they recall the feeling when he coaxed her, so they endure it. You can't help but find something to get angry about or pretend to be angry so that he can calm you down.

"Even Zhu Juntang's butt can enjoy the treatment, and you use it to deal with me and my children? Do you think I should be angry?" Qin Yanan said calmly.

She is not the kind of little girl who always likes to let men guess why she is angry. That is too pretentious and annoying... She likes to act angry and let men coax her, and just being angry and annoying others is completely different. It's two different things.

Everything should be done in moderation. This is something that many girls fail to notice when they act coquettishly and make people irritated.

"It's easy. I'll save a basin of saliva for you next time. It's enough for you to drink." Liu Changan suddenly realized that this matter was not difficult to handle, and it didn't require him to make a basin of facial cream.

"You!" Qin Yanan was really annoyed. She turned sideways and pinched his waist. It didn't hurt him anyway, but the woman wanted to show off her fierce look. She slowly came closer and gritted her teeth. If he spoke like this again, he would Bite his ear.

Liu Changan felt the air blowing like orchid in his ears, and her breath made people feel the air caressing the cochlea. He couldn't help but feel a little itchy, and he quickly raised his hand to hold her face.

Beauties generally don't have big faces. Only Cao Xueqin could describe a girl's face as a silver basin. Liu Changan's hands could even hold a basketball, and it was easy to completely block her face.

Qin Yanan opened her mouth and bit his finger. To be honest, Qin Yanan had never seen him reach out and touch his face a few times in his life, but this action was completely customary for Liu Changan.

According to Zhu Juntang's self-statement, she was pushed away by Liu Changan on a daily basis. Liu Changan would either push Zhu Juntang away by pressing his hand on her face, or grab her head to control her.

When being dealt with by him like this, most people would feel humiliated, become furious, lose their minds and find it difficult to deal with him, leaving him in a complacent state.

But Qin Yanan had a clever trick of her own. She bit his finger tightly, retracted her cheeks, and controlled his finger with the interaction of her lips, tongue, mouth, and teeth, and at the same time resolved his oppressive aura that kept people away from thousands of miles away. .

This is the gift of women: to overcome strength with softness.

"Let go." Liu Changan was a little surprised. It's not a dog. Only dogs like to bite and hold bones in their mouths when they see them. When he applied a little force, her teeth bit harder and she bit into her mouth. , when he is a bone with meat, can he still add some soup, water and gravy to make it come out?

The simpler way is that he can just pull it out hard, but he is afraid of breaking her teeth. After all, this is not a real dog... If this were Lu Si En, he could fast forward to Zhou Dongdong crying and eating three bowls.

In fact, it's nothing to have a broken tooth. She's not an ordinary person, and the teeth can still grow back. But it will definitely hurt when the teeth are broken, and the image of a mouth full of blood is very embarrassing. She has to resent him for not feeling sorry for him. , saying something like if An Nuan bit him like this, he would definitely be reluctant to break An Nuan's teeth.

Qin Yanan bit his finger, making it difficult to speak, but seeing that he seemed to have nothing to do, she felt a little proud. She raised her legs and put them on the sofa, adjusted her sitting position to a kneeling position, and supported the sofa with both hands to make it easier for her to move more easily. Confront him persistently.

Her current state fully illustrates why many men like to keep women in such a posture. Liu Changan looked at her sinking waist and the various curves that became more exaggerated because of it, and sneered. A stupid woman thought that this was the case. Can you deal with him?

Liu Changan stretched out two fingers and inserted them into Qin Yanan's nostrils. Even though she was no longer an ordinary person, she had not evolved to the point where she did not need to breathe air at all.

What's more, over the years, the body's needs for eating, breathing, etc. have become instinctive. If the instinct is suppressed, you will not get used to it and feel uncomfortable.

Qin Yanan only felt that his nasal cavity was being pushed up and the whole thing was stuffed. His breathing was suffocated. He couldn't help but take a deep breath in his chest and abdomen, which made his nostrils press closer to his fingers. His tear glands seemed to be affected, and his eyes started to shed tears. impulse.

Yes, who wouldn’t want to cry in this situation?

She did have some intention of having a little fun with him in her heart. When a woman like her bit his finger like a cute puppy, which man wouldn't be ready to move and give birth to some charming feelings? ?

What would a man who knew how to feel like do at this time? No one would need to remind him, right?

No matter what, no one would stick their fingers into her nostrils at this time!

Is this something people do?

Only this stinky man would do such a thing.

Qin Yanan was so angry that she bit his fingers harder, opened the two fingers he had inserted into her nostrils, and stared at him angrily.

"Then just bite it." Liu Changan had no choice. After all, he was his sister, so he couldn't be cruel. If it had been anyone else, he would have inserted her nostrils and pushed her up.

Qin Yanan had a somewhat stubborn temper, which she inherited from Ye Sijin. If he asked her to bite him, she would bite him and treat it as practice.

Practice means practicing the skill of biting. After all, teeth are also sharp tools controlled by animal instincts. No one will think wrong about this. After all, there are still many decent people.

Liu Changan picked up the remote control again, and Qin Yanan bit his finger, no longer caring about maintaining her various charming and seductive postures, she sat down cross-legged with her arms folded across her chest.

Liu Changan's finger was bitten by her and he kept an awkward posture. This had no effect on him. He even got up to get a bottle of orange juice. Qin Yanan followed him there and came back to sit down.

"Open it for me." Liu Changan did not show off the skill of unscrewing the metal bottle cap with one hand, and handed the orange juice to Qin Yanan with a smile, "Don't you think it's funny? You're pretty good at suppressing laughter."

Qin Yanan did not refuse to help. His hands were useless, and her mouth was useless. They complemented each other perfectly. While Qin Yanan helped him twist the bottle cap, she thought about what she should do so that he could help her... But what can you do with your mouth?

Unable to remember for a moment, Qin Yanan unscrewed the bottle cap and wanted to take a sip before handing it to Liu Changan, but it was impossible to let go of his fingers, so she had to give up.

Liu Changan took it and drank it. At this time, Zhu Juntang, who looked pitiful and aggrieved but was ready to do something, came out. He was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene, and then he burst into laughter.

"Qin Yanan, are you a dog?" Zhu Juntang laughed and took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

When Qin Yanan saw her taking out her mobile phone, she knew what she wanted to do. She quickly opened her mouth and spit out Liu Changan's finger, pointing at Zhu Juntang: "You are ungrateful. You actually want to take pictures. If I had known I should have given your red ass just now." Take two pictures.”

After saying that, Qin Yanan regretted it so much that she only enjoyed the feeling of being a stepmother and forgot that the other party was still her best friend. When it was time to take black photos, she should take black photos.

"Who told you to forget?" Zhu Juntang walked over triumphantly. It was a pity that he was taking pictures too slowly. He shouldn't have laughed so obviously and then took out his phone, which aroused her vigilance.

Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang and continued to drink orange juice. The so-called scar healed and the pain was forgotten was exactly the phenomenon before him.

The expression on Zhu Juntang's face when she came out just now suggested that she was planning to hum and perform, but something else diverted her attention, and her true colors were immediately revealed.

Seeing Zhu Juntang coming to her side, Qin Yanan casually spanked her butt. Unfortunately, Zhu Juntang didn't hit her when her butt was naked. Now it won't hurt or itch. There is no other way, and she can't be cruel. You can't really beat Zhu Juntang until she cries, otherwise the stepmother will be suspected of abusing her child.

All mothers, stepmothers, and stepfathers who abuse children in this world should go to hell and frying pan, be deprived of reincarnation forever, be cut into pieces with a thousand cuts, and suffer 10,000 years of abuse before their bones are reduced to ashes.

Qin Yanan enjoys the feeling of being Zhu Juntang's stepmother quietly. Now she realizes a disadvantage. She can't treat Zhu Juntang like before.

If you are too spoiled to Zhu Juntang, you will be said to have a dark mind and want to spoil Zhu Juntang so that Liu Changchun can eliminate a rival who will succeed him as the leader of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect.

Qin Yanan didn't know for the time being whether Liu Qianqian would be interested in the position of the leader of the Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect in the future. Zhu Juntang seemed to be very interested. At first, he wanted to join even if he was a fat sheep. Later, he climbed up step by step and is currently living there temporarily. The position of Saint Protector is much higher than that of the original intern gang members.

Of course Qin Yanan can't be cruel to Zhu Juntang, so the image of the bad stepmother is even more solid... It's really a headache.

"Are you itchy again?" Liu Changan was watching TV and felt Zhu Juntang nuzzling towards him, as if he was about to do something or say something. Liu Changan said calmly.

"I found that you are not always witty." Zhu Juntang said with certainty.

A wise man will make a mistake every time he thinks about it, and a fool will discover it.

A fool thinks a lot, but there is always a time when he is wise and brave.

Liu Changan didn't take it seriously. The word wit was originally a good word, but it was used so much by Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang that it didn't sound so witty. Zhu Juntang said he was not witty, and Liu Changan even thought it was a compliment.

Qin Yanan stood up, took the opportunity to pinch Liu Changan's ears, and then prepared to clean up the living room. Sister Lan was gone, and many things required her to do it herself as a pregnant woman. Fortunately, she didn't show her pregnancy yet, so she could still do something... He saw that In his eyes, he didn't care about a few words.

"You beat me up first and then came to treat my injuries. Why bother? I won't learn my lesson at all." Zhu Juntang calmly analyzed Liu Changan's tactlessness.

Liu Changan now understands why so many people are prone to high blood pressure, physical fatigue, mental fatigue, irritability and anxiety, and even myocardial infarction after becoming parents.

As soon as Zhu Juntang opened her mouth, Liu Changan wanted to beat her.

"You should beat her up again, and then let her go to the hospital to repair Miss Zhu's delicate butt." Qin Yanan could no longer care about the suspicion of spoiling her stepmother.

Liu Changan no longer wanted to beat the child today, and he even decided not to encourage Zhou Shuling to beat the child in the future... Of course, if Zhou Shuling wanted to beat the child herself, he was still willing to watch calmly.

"There is another very serious matter." Zhu Juntang sat down where Qin Yanan was just now and said seriously, "When I usually read some romance novels, when the male and female protagonists are in the ambiguous stage, they often mention indirect kissing."

Qin Yanan stood up straight, frowning and staring at Zhu Juntang.

"What is an indirect kiss? For example, Liu Changan took a sip of orange juice." Zhu Juntang pointed to Liu Changan's orange juice, "Qin Yanan also took a sip, and their lips touched the mouth of the orange juice bottle, then it is considered an indirect kiss... Actually The key point to authenticate an indirect kiss is not that the lips of two people are in contact with the same thing... Otherwise, people like you who go out to restaurants to eat, wouldn't you be indirectly kissing countless people?"

"Shut up if you're fine and don't make people disgusting." Qin Yanan said angrily. Although Zhu Juntang just said that she and Liu Changan kissed indirectly, Qin Yanan was still a little sweet.

How can Zhu Juntang be an obedient person? Of course he wouldn't shut up. Even though the way Liu Changan was watching TV revealed his evil intentions, Zhu Juntang still insisted on talking, "Contacting the saliva left by others is the key to indirect kissing. Liu Changan's saliva just now, If it's applied to my butt, it's basically like Liu Changan kissed my butt."

After saying that, Zhu Juntang twisted his body. There was really nothing he could do. Take all precautions. When the little fairy was eventually defiled, she was already one percent...or one ten thousandth impure.

Liu Changan laughed.

Zhu Juntang kicked his legs and retreated continuously. At this time, Liu Changan did not get up and beat the person, but laughed as usual. It was really terrifying.

"Listen to me, you have a reason not to hit me." Zhu Juntang calmed down and prepared to use her own theory to convince Liu Changan... She has confidence and experience. She has calmed and suppressed Liu Changan's violent temper several times. Experienced.

"Say it." Qin Yanan hurriedly came over to be the peacemaker. She was no longer worried about Zhu Juntang's aura of IQ infecting Liu Qianqian. She was most afraid that Zhu Juntang's method of seeking death without giving up until he saw the Yellow River and not shedding tears until he saw the coffin would be infected with him. Liu Qianqian.

It will be a trivial matter for Liu Hanchang to be beaten every day. The key point is that even if Liu Changan has strong physical and mental qualities, he is always tortured by Liu Hanchang and Zhu Juntang. It would be too pitiful... Then he disappears in anger. What can we do in decades or hundreds of years?

"I just checked it in the room. In ancient times, the Vikings began to have a hand-kissing ceremony. After the monarch left, the thresholds he walked through, the locks he touched, and the chairs he sat on were all recorded by his subordinates. When it comes to kissing, the highest etiquette is to kiss the monarch's buttocks, but later it gradually evolved into kissing the hands... In this case, if you indirectly kiss my buttocks, it means that I am your monarch and you have sworn allegiance to me." Zhu Juntang put his hands on his back, exuding the aura of a fairy to fight against Liu Changan's ferocious flames, "I...I have no other requirements. From now on, I will be the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect..."

Before Zhu Juntang could finish her words, Liu Changan picked her up and laid her across the sofa and beat her up. Hearing her cry, Liu Changan left expressionlessly. This was getting more and more outrageous.