I'm really immortal

The young man's name is Shen Bin. A young man in his twenties drove an Audi A6. It was pretty good no matter what. Shen Bin could see the indescribable envy in the slightly forced smile of the young man in front of him.

Shen Bin used to be a door-to-door salesman of children's products. He did sales at Song Taozi's house several times and became familiar with it after two visits. At first, Shen Bin just took out toys to play with Song Taozi and was not in a hurry to sell. Song Taozi's mother saw He really enjoyed playing with his children and slowly asked him what applicable products he had.

In addition to toys, Shen Bin also sells some children's school supplies, toiletries, etc. Gradually, Song Taozi's mother became his big customer. Shen Bin came to visit more and more diligently. He was young, handsome, sweet-tongued, and deliberately flirted with others. , how could Song Taozi’s mother resist?

Now that they have established a relationship, Shen Bin not only lives in Song Taozi's house, but also drives Song Taozi's mother's Audi. He takes the older one to work and then the younger one to school every day. He looks like his life is perfect after twenty years of struggle. .

If he hadn't molested Song Taozi, Liu Chang'an really didn't think there was any problem. He was not a male chauvinist, and he didn't care about other people's soft rice. The key to living is to follow your own wishes and let the people you love follow their wishes. As for others, Don't worry about your vision.

As the saying goes, throughout one's life, one's own happiness is much more important than what others say or think.

Of course, there are some bottom lines that cannot be crossed. For example, Shen Bin crossed it and met Liu Changan, who randomly abides by the core socialist values.

Shen Bin and Liu Changan chatted for a while, and made an appointment one day at Dongdong's house last week to show Liu Changan the children's products he represents... Song Taozi's mother gave him 200,000, and she directly changed from a salesman to an agent. .

Back in the car, Shen Bin touched the steering wheel with great satisfaction. He suddenly turned around and glanced at Liu Changan's back. He couldn't help but be a little confused. This man was so good at using tricks. Shen Bin only came back to his senses now. After chatting for a while, Shen Bin He told everything about himself, but the other party only revealed a name, and Shen Bin didn't know anything else.

It's strange... As a salesman, Shen Bin was originally the best at tricking others.

Forget it, Shen Bin didn't think much about it. He wasn't very concerned about making money or anything else. He just heard Song Taozi said that Zhou Dongdong's mother was very beautiful and wanted to get to know her. It was human nature. How could a man be lewd? of?

Liu Changan didn't want to waste his shoes and didn't follow Shen Bin's car. After he gave Shen Bin a sign, he walked to Tianhan Grand Theater.

He originally wanted to rub Shen Bin directly, but he didn't want to buy a clay pot. It would be too troublesome for Li Hongfang to deliver it. Li Hongfang still focused on doing things instead of asking her to run errands.

However, he could place an order on an app like Flash Delivery, but it was difficult to guarantee the timeliness, and he was too lazy to wait for a clay pot.

Let's go find Shangguan Dandan, Shangguan Dandan can always give people jaw-dropping performances.

Tianhan Grand Theater is the representative of Junsha Cabaret Culture. It has been transformed into a theater performance. It can be said to be the only remaining venue of Junsha Cabaret that flourished since the 1980s and 1990s. The once popular Aviation Cabaret, Greater China, Roman, Qindao, Butterfly, JJ, Red Sun, etc., today's young people may have never heard of them.

With the discontinuation of comedians such as Yang Wuliu, Zhou Weixing, Qizhi Dingbing, De Ge, He Jingjing and others, the Xiangnan cross talk circle known as "Feng Gongniuqun in the north and Qizhi Dingbing in the south" has been basically forgotten.

There was a lack of entertainment in the 1980s and 1990s. At that time, it was a rare treat to squeeze into the song and dance hall to watch shows, enjoy cross talk sketches, listen to songs, and look at the dancers' big white legs. Professor Liu Jianshe also often went there with his friends. in.

Liu Changan stood outside the Tianhan Grand Theatre. This theater actually doesn't have a long history, and the current theater performances can barely survive. It opens with an auction of calligraphy and paintings, and then various shows in which foreign girls expose their breasts and kick their thighs. Sometimes there are also some Elegant, from time to time "Wuthering Heights", "Notre Dame de Paris" and the like are performed. In short, this is a place that middle-aged and elderly people love to go.

The health product sales class also found this place. Liu Changan made a phone call. After a while, Shangguan Dandan appeared with a thermos bottle and an empty handbag in his hand.

Shangguan Dandan decided to sit not too far away from the stage today, because if she was too close, others would squeeze in. She was too small and had no strength, so she could only be squeezed closer and closer to the stage. Finally, it would be better to stand a little further back. Everyone is more spread out. She might be able to pick up gifts occasionally when she is jumping around.

At the beginning, all the gifts were snatched away by people in the front row, so now Shangguan Dandan can only come out with an empty bag.

"I didn't pick up anything today." Shangguan Dandan walked up to Liu Chang'an and said a little sadly, then quietly opened the empty bag, hoping that he would put something in and she would be a little happy.

"Please don't call yourself me when you talk about picking up things." Liu Changan sincerely suggested. Do you understand the sense of violation?

Shangguan Dandan looked at the sky with his mouth open, then opened the empty bag as far as possible, lowered his head and looked inside, but there was still nothing.

Liu Changan walked to the vending machine, scanned the code to open the door, then took out a pack of spicy strips and waved it towards Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan stood still and didn't move, but when he saw his actions, he realized what he was doing. He quickly lifted up the empty bag and shook his body nervously to prepare for it.

Liu Changan threw the spicy stick high, Shangguan Dandan jumped to the left and caught it!

Liu Changan took juice, jelly, yogurt and other items from the vending machine, and threw them out one by one, but Shangguan Dandan caught them all.

I closed the door of the vending machine, glanced at the checkout amount on the screen, and deducted the money automatically.

"It's full." Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos bottle, walked up to Liu Changan with the bag in hand, turned around and leaned back in his arms, took a bottle of yogurt and took a sip. After a sip, he felt that he didn't like the taste very much. He gave it to Liu Changan and took another bottle of juice and sucked it up.

Liu Changan touched her head, drank yogurt, and looked up at the lush trees around her.

Sometimes when I look at her, I really want to stuff her back into the coffin, and sometimes I think that I wanted her to come out of the coffin just because I wanted to feel like this, right?

"Juice is delicious, why doesn't eating the fruit taste so good?" Shangguan Dandan tightened his cheeks and blew into the juice bag again, puffing up his cheeks. He repeated this several times before throwing away the juice bag.

Liu Changan didn't answer her question, because if it was a question she really wanted to know the answer to, she would keep asking, but sometimes she just talked to herself.

"Juice is delicious, why doesn't eating the fruit taste so good?"

"After a baby is born, it only drinks milk, instead of eating its mother's flesh. That's the reason." Liu Changan didn't want to hear a repeater named Shangguan Dandan keep repeating, so he answered casually.

"Oh, I'll remember it. I'll use this answer to deceive Zhou Dongdong next time." Shangguan Dandan nodded.

"Will you be a human being?"

"Who doesn't want to be a human being first?"

Liu Changan raised his hand to block the sunlight that slanted through the shade of the trees, and said very clearly: "I lied to you because you are very annoying. You want to lie to Zhou Dongdong, which also proves that I hate you." You lied to her, is Zhou Dongdong annoying?"

"No, I'm cute too. I'm very weak. If I wasn't cute, I wouldn't be able to survive at all." Shangguan Dandan said happily.

"Is it because of your cuteness that you have survived till now?"

"Yeah." Shangguan Dandan didn't want to speak anymore, because now he started to eat spicy sticks. The long spicy sticks were stuffed into his mouth bit by bit, and he quickly controlled the Queen Mother.

The two of them ate and drank under the tree for a while, and then Liu Changan told Shangguan Dandan what Shen Bin had done to Song Taozi and his plan to use her.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, a few strands of hair on his back were flying and shaking, and some of them hit the tree. Only a few clicks were heard, and many branches of the big tree broke and fell around them.

"Let's go, let's go and kill him." Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan with some worry and said cautiously, "Don't kill people casually. You have to go to a place where no one can see him."

"This is what I told you!"

"oh."

"Extract a confession first, and then deal with it after he admits the crime. You can't kill people casually." Liu Changan didn't want to take human life lightly, he was being reasonable.

Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan walked out from the shade of the tree, but did not go directly to find Shen Bin, because Shangguan Dandan felt that the weather in the morning was good and they would need to ride an electric pony carriage, so the two of them went back to get it. Electric car, it was already noon when I found Shen Bin again.

This is a five-star hotel. The children's toy brand represented by Shen Bin is holding an agent conference. Liu Changan found a place to park the electric car. Shangguan Dandan personally put on the big iron chain lock and Zhou Dongdong's small plastic lock. , I keep seeing news about electric vehicles being stolen recently, which makes Shangguan Dandan quite worried.

The two walked into the hotel and saw Shen Bin attending the agency conference and having dinner in the banquet hall. Shangguan Dandan suspected that there was a buffet here and suggested that he kill someone quickly and eat here later. If the waiter at the buffet allowed her to bring juice or something, It would be better if you fill up your own owl.

In some respects, Shangguan Dantan and Liu Changan are equally reasonable. If others deserve death, she will give others death. However, in daily life, even a buffet waiter can prohibit the noble Queen Mother from doing some things. Inappropriate things.

The biggest thing in this world is truth. Even the Queen Mother is not as big as truth.

Two people stood at the door of the banquet hall, which attracted a lot of attention. A middle-aged man in a suit that couldn't be buttoned up came over with a smile, "Do you want to know about our brand and agency policy? You can sit down and chat. If you have an empty seat, let’s have a meal.”

"I am a student and she is a homeless person." Liu Changan said that he did not have the financial strength.

The middle-aged man smiled, and his eyes lingered on the homeless people next to him for a while before he walked in, but he did not invite them to sit on the empty seats. In fact, students can also be agents, but judging by their age, they should be college students. College students represent children's toy brands. Not easy to do.

At this time, Shen Bin walked out and saw Liu Changan and laughed in surprise, "Brother, what a coincidence."

After saying that, his eyes fell on Shangguan Dandan next to him. The little girl was wearing a long golden Han-style skirt and a dark purple short coat. The sleeves were rolled up between her arms, revealing two delicate and white arms, like ivory. The carvings generally exude a moist light.

She was holding up a huge thermos flask, pouring something to drink into her mouth, her cheeks bulging as she swallowed, making people wonder if her stomach would explode if she drank like this.

Liu Changan looked back at Shangguan Dandan. It was obvious that regardless of whether Liu Changan agreed to eat at the buffet here, she was already ready to empty the thermos, expecting the waiter to allow her to take away all the drinks in the buffet.

"It's not a coincidence. When we met in the morning, I didn't ask you a question. Excuse me, have you ever behaved inappropriately towards your client's children?" Liu Changan asked, staring closely into Shen Bin's eyes.

Shen Bin's eyes were flustered, and he quickly raised his hand to touch his forehead, then calmed down and asked calmly, "Of course not. In our line of work, if we make such a mistake, it will also cause serious harm to the company's brand and customers." This would lead to distrust of our sales people and we will not make that mistake.”

Liu Changan laughed, "What mistake? This is a crime."

"I don't know what you mean. I still have something to do. You can go." Shen Bin waved his hand impatiently. He was naturally a little guilty when he was suddenly questioned, but he asked himself that there was no way he could leave any evidence to the person he just met. Knowing that, he ignored it and walked into the banquet hall.

Liu Changan walked in from the side, and Shen Bin watched in surprise as he walked directly to the ceremony table in the banquet hall.

"Hello everyone, excuse me. Your brand's agent, Shen Bin, often molests customers' children. He is a pervert. If you don't believe me, you can check his phone." Liu Changan faced the horrified eyes of many people in the audience and pointed at Shen Bin.

Those who were pointing at Liu Changan's finger and whose position could easily lead to misunderstanding stood up and moved out of the way, looking at Shen Bin with eyes full of surprise and disgust.

"He's talking nonsense!" Shen Bin defended quickly, holding his cell phone tightly and desperately pressing the power button.

Liu Changan smiled slightly. He didn't know what was in Shen Bin's mobile phone. It's just that modern people's mobile phones contain all kinds of records that may just violate public order and good customs, or may also be illegal and criminal records... Of course, the most common are derailment records. .

People like Shen Bin are bad enough, but not necessarily smart enough. Criminals who really scare ordinary people will most likely hide themselves completely after discovering that being with Song Taozi's mother can change their lives, let alone mobile phones. , that is, all kinds of cloud records will be cleaned up in every possible way.

"Shen Bin, hand over your phone. You must prove your innocence, otherwise I will call the police immediately!" Seeing Shen Bin's reaction, who among the people present didn't understand? The middle-aged man whose suit couldn't button up immediately came to Shen Bin's table and shouted.

"Yes, if you are not a pervert, what are you afraid of?"

"It's better to call the police, lest he say there is privacy on the phone!"

"It's disgusting, ugh!"

"kill him!"

The people are so easy to be provoked, even if it is just a one-sided statement, as long as they feel that they can vent their anger from a morally superior level, they will become excited as a whole, and a swarm of swarms will drown people with their spit, and no one can hear the voice of justification anymore.

Some people understand this truth and can use it to destroy a person at will. Even if he proves his innocence in the end, no one will care anymore and he will be destroyed after all.

Of course, Shen Bin deserved the crime. He could not prove his innocence because he was dirty. But without real evidence, even if Song Taozi bravely came forward to accuse, it would be difficult to convict him.

There is Liu Changan.

Letting him die socially is the first step. Killing him directly and leaving him with the reputation of a wasted death in the world would be too cheap for him.

Let everyone know that he deserves to die.

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I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Xia Hua did not buy moon cakes, but I hope everyone will vote for them.