I'm really immortal

The first person to see Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan leaving the resort was Yan Qingcheng. She watched from the balcony of the room on the third floor. Shangguan Dandan was holding a big thermos flask, while Liu Changan was carrying Shangguan Dandan's new one that he bought today. The chain saw started and turned off again from time to time.

Yan Qingcheng knows how to use a hand-pulled hacksaw. She always has to make the best use of the shabby desks in rural primary schools, repairing them year after year. She must master some common tools such as saws, hammers, pliers, etc. Knowing how to use it is not difficult for a girl who grew up in a living environment like Yan Qingcheng to be proficient in operating and repairing tables and chairs.

If she's like Bai Hui... forget it, why am I always competing with her? It was only during dinner that I made up my mind to avoid following Bai Hui's rhythm and temperament.

But today Bai Fen really worked hard. A girl who usually weighs herself before and after meals, and screams if she gains a little fat, really ate a lot today. You know, just one of those lobsters. , in restaurants, the portions are always for a full table.

When she saw Shangguan Dantan and Liu Changan walking out, Yan Qingcheng felt very strange. Why was Shangguan Dantan always holding such a big thermos?

Today, Shangguan Dandan was holding the pot except when he was jumping on the stage. Yan Qingcheng estimated that if the thermos pot was filled with water, it might weigh more than ten kilograms. Yan Qingcheng also heard Shangguan Dandan muttering from time to time. Two sentences like "I don't have the strength".

It takes a lot of strength to hold such a big thermos bottle all the time. If you don’t have a lot of strength and no place to use it, who would be holding a big thing weighing more than ten kilograms all day long and practicing?

The first time I met Shangguan Dandan was when Liu Changan brought her to a class social event. At that time, Yan Qingcheng paid attention to always filling her mouth with things, and Shangguan Dandan had bulging cheeks.

Especially when Su Nanxiu stated that she was Liu Changan's wife, and Liu Changan also said that long after breaking up with Su Nanxiu, Yan Qingcheng thought that Shangguan Dandan was some kind of forbidden love for Liu Changan to satisfy his perverted interests.

Now it doesn't seem to be the case. If Shangguan Dandan was Liu Changan's forbidden wife, Bai Chacha wouldn't follow Shangguan Dandan and lick her butt.

According to Yan Qingcheng's observation, it seems that big cities now have a sub-center. Liu Changan is the center of their circle, and Shangguan Dandan is the sub-center. In many cases, this sub-center has a tendency to become more popular.

I just don’t know what the two of them were doing running out with a chain saw in the middle of the night. I hope there won’t be news tomorrow about a corpse that was found cut into many pieces nearby. Thinking of this, Yan Qingcheng smiled and walked out of the room. , after all, Liu Changan is just a "student master", not a perverted murderer.

In the corridor, I happened to see Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a pair of underwear and pants. He was holding a small water gun in his hand, turning around and shooting while escaping in a hurry. Zhou Shuling chased after him, watching Yan Qingcheng walk out of the room with a smile. He walked out and quickly called Yan Qingcheng to help stop him.

Yan Qingcheng bent over with a smile, opened her arms and tried to block Zhou Dongdong, but because she didn't have enough force, she was led by Zhou Dongdong and fell to the ground. One big and one small rolled into a ball. Fortunately, Zhou Shuling had arrived and took Zhou Dongdong away. Dong Dong caught it.

Zhou Dongdong got up from Yan Qingcheng. Yan Qingcheng breathed a sigh of relief and returned to normal breathing. She finally understood now that Zhou Dongdong had just gotten off the helicopter today, and Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui both tried to hug Zhou. What's going on with the "dong dong" but then giving up action? I understand more clearly why so many people like Zhou Dongdong, but only Liu Changan plays with her in his arms.

Liu Changan was truly an invincible person, and Yan Qingcheng realized this deeply.

"I'm sorry, are you not injured?" Zhou Shuling asked with concern, and rubbed her back by the way. The main reason was that Yan Qingcheng looked like she didn't have a lot of flesh, unlike other people who had flesh that could cushion the impact.

Seeing Yan Qingcheng, Zhou Shuling thought of her own girlhood. In many ordinary or somewhat difficult families, girls grew up tall and thin, with long but thin legs.

After Zhou Shuling started selling breakfast, she always ate all the breakfast she could not sell, and her body began to gain more meat.

"It's okay." Yan Qingcheng climbed up and said with a smile, "It's quite hard to give her a bath. Let me help you."

"Okay, thank you." Zhou Shuling accepted the other party's kindness generously, and then shot Zhou Dongdong with a small water gun, forcing her back into the room.

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Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan had been walking on the street for five minutes. He noticed that Shangguan Dantan had not yet started to do those knocks on the back, pressed on the waist, or simply stopped and waited for him to turn around. Her actions like eyes.

better.

After walking through a detour, I suddenly saw a half-cubic stone blocking the roadside. There was a sinkhole behind the big stone.

It seemed that the stone served as a warning, but the stone itself was a danger here, so Liu Changan easily smashed the stone, filled it into the hole, and carefully stepped on it to eliminate the safety hazard.

Liu Changan picked up the chain saw placed aside and was about to stand up when he felt something soft crawling onto his back.

At this time, if your body becomes stiff, you dare not look back, and you feel the texture and breathing of this thing with fear, that is a horror story.

If you look back and see Shangguan Dandan's beautiful face and soft and rich long hair, it will be like a ghost story from a Chinese ghost studio, like that of Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, a bit dangerous but with a scent of monster.

It was considerate of the Queen Mother for her to climb up after he had finished his work, instead of just standing there feeling tired and climbing up regardless.

Liu Changan dragged her butt with one hand and continued walking forward with the chain saw in the other. He didn't say anything. It was useless anyway. Could it be that if he gave a good reason, she would jump off his back? ? Impossible, there is no need to waste ambergris saliva.

"I have 10,000 yuan now. I will transfer it to you on WeChat. Can you give me 10,000 yuan in cash?" Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan were discussing.

"You go ahead and transfer it. I'll ask Zhou Shuling to go to the store to get cash for you later." Liu Changan said.

Shangguan Dandan thought hesitantly, "Then I'll go directly to Xiaoling."

"It's up to you." Liu Chang'an suspected that Shangguan Dandan would bury the 10,000 yuan in the clay pot she had in the vegetable field, and then the vending machine would still plan to use it for nothing, or let one of her "sons" "Daughter-in-law" is filial.

He didn't say anything, so as not to arouse her alertness. He dug a hole somewhere to bury the pottery pot. The thought of digging up her pottery pot, seeing her fainting in surprise, and then plunging into the hole she dug was difficult to get rid of. .

"After I own a vending machine, it is equivalent to having a canteen. Dongdong's ideal was realized by me first." Shangguan Dandanzhi said proudly.

"Even if it's a vending machine, you have to pay attention to the amount of memory in the machine every day, replenish the goods, sort out the prices by category, input them into the machine's system, and check the accounts." Liu Changan reminded her kindly, "You think the vending machine is like your TV Just the same, just plug it in and use it, so you don’t have to take care of it anymore?”

Shangguan Dandan stiffened for a moment, and then angrily hit his shoulder with her chin. Shouldn't she wait until she buys the vending machine?

Let’s talk about it now, which greatly affects Shangguan Dandan’s active working mood. The Queen Mother does not want to do nothing every day. She wants to have a normal working or studying life like others. Buying a vending machine is the key to realizing the Queen Mother’s positive attitude towards life!

As for not doing much business after buying the vending machine because it was too troublesome, that is another matter. Anyway, Shangguan Dandan already has a normal working environment and content.

"Why don't you go to school? Qin Peng sent you here, so he should help with the identity information and the like." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

Speaking of Shangguan Dandan being sent by Qin Peng, Liu Changan remembered that when he first met Li Hongfang, Li Hongshan said that there was a strange phenomenon in the world where the living coffin was. The living coffin was originally at Qin Peng's place, so Li Hongfang Even if he discovered the strange phenomena of heaven and earth, he would not dare to take any action.

Now think about it, Li Hongfang was able to discover a ghost's vision of heaven and earth, but it was just her habit of making up stories. She didn't expect that when they first met, Li Hongfang should have felt that she would be killed by Liu Changan at any time, but she actually dared to make up stories there. The story is nonsense.

Liu Changan smiled and shook his head.

"Are you going to carry me to school on your back every day?" Shangguan Dandan frowned. He would definitely not agree to go to school, but if he was willing to send her to school like this, the Queen Mother still appreciated this attitude.

"You can dream." Liu Changan is not her pony carriage. "Zhou Dongdong only dreams about riding a dog to school. Kindergarten and elementary school students may occasionally be carried or carried to school. How old are you? ?”

"If you carry me to school every day, it's not impossible for me to walk around the neighborhood, drink some water and rest before going back. Since you are not willing to carry me, why should I go to school? If going to school is fun, Why is Xiaotang so resistant? She even committed suicide to not go to school." Shangguan Dandan shook his head and sighed, Dongdong should have been more innocent and lively, but he was forced to go to school every day, so he was pitiful.

Liu Changan did not expect that not only Shangguan Dandan could emit the light of wisdom and pollution to influence others, but Zhu Juntang could also bite Shangguan Dandan back. They were truly the same.

"You walk faster, you are walking like this. By the time you find the fox parasitized by my hair, it will be dawn." Shangguan Dandan pinched Liu Changan hard with his two calves and shouted loudly, "Oh! !”

Liu Changan wanted to hit her with his backhand, but he was holding the chain saw in one hand and holding her butt with the other. It was not convenient for him to raise his hand to hit her, so he grabbed it. Shangguan screamed in pain, then he speeded up and jumped down. He jumped off the road and disappeared into the forest.