I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan was a little panicked and said to Zhu Juntang: "Go to my bedroom and restore your human form."

"No, I'm super cute, that's what I want." Sheep shook his butt and refused, "At most, if I don't speak, they will just think that I am your pet."

"You haven't spoken at all. Did you originally plan to chat with others like this?" Qin Yanan pulled one of its ears and walked away. "The most important thing is that I don't want you to pretend to be my pet. That will make people I think the master also has a problem."

Zhu Juntang put his hooves together and pressed against the ground to resist, but he was still dragged away by Qin Yanan. After all, sheep's ears were larger than human ears, so Qin Yanan could easily use force, making it difficult for Zhu Juntang to use his sheep strength.

Liu Changan wiped his hands silently and went to the guest room to change to Professor Liu Jianshe. He thought that Qin Yanan was better at dealing with Zhu Juntang. He was good at coaxing her and could use violence. Zhu Juntang's money + bread man routine was of no use to Qin Yanan.

So, how important is a good stepmother... huh? Why do you think Qin Yanan is the stepmother? I really got caught up in the rhythm of these women acting all day long.

Qin Yanan pulled Zhu Juntang into the bedroom, then opened the elevator door, waiting for Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng to come up, and said apologetically: "I was in the kitchen just now, I've been waiting for a long time."

"You're welcome." Yan Huaye said with a smile. She had lived in Qin Yanan's house for a few days and had become quite familiar with Qin Yanan. From the beginning, Qin Yanan's slightly resistant attitude was now able to talk to Yan Huaye in private. Some teasing and ambiguous topics... basically all related to Professor Liu Jianshe. They are all his women, and they are always particularly close.

"Teacher Qin, excuse me." Yan Qingcheng said politely. As the monitor, she had a little more contact with Qin Yanan in the last semester, but this semester Qin Yanan came to school less often. She was in class with Zhu Juntang at work. Just as casual.

"Come, come, sit in the living room, Liu...Professor Liu will cook in person today. This is a very rare oral experience." Qin Yanan led the two of them into the living room and sat down.

At this time, Zhu Juntang ran out bouncing like a spring. It was still a sheep. What fun was there in being a human? That's just the basic form of existence, being a sheep is fun.

Qin Yanan somewhat understood Liu Changan's mood. Faced with Zhu Juntang, who was completely disobedient, disobedient, and willful, who wouldn't want to beat her a few times and then throw her to Antarctica?

"Wow... little lamb, I actually see you here!" Yan Qingcheng was pleasantly surprised, feeling like we were reunited after a long separation. He never thought that he would be able to see the naughty lamb he met at Nanshan Ranch when he returned to Junsha.

You can recognize it as the lamb from Nanshan Ranch, of course, because the hair on its body is cut unevenly.

It's just that at Nanshan Ranch, it always had a plastic bag on its buttocks. At Qin Yanan's house, it was put into diapers, and its treatment was significantly improved.

"Did Miss Zhu bring it back as a pet and keep it at Teacher Qin's house?" Yan Qingcheng asked Qin Yanan while touching the lamb.

What can Qin Yanan say? He nodded and hit the sheep.

Zhu Juntang raised his hoof and kicked Qin Yanan without hesitation. Everyone wanted to bully him!

"What a cute little lamb...if its hair hadn't been cut so ugly, it would have been even more beautiful." Yan Huaye also squatted down and gently stroked the lamb's back.

Yan Huaye still likes sheep. She raised sheep in school. When she was short of school expenses, she killed the sheep and sold them for money.

Hearing the compliment, the sheep proudly raised his head and said "baa". As expected, he is always loved by everyone.

But as soon as Yan Huaye squatted down, her favorite ups and downs suddenly appeared, and a patch of white flowers could be seen. It quickly squeezed into Yan Huaye's arms and rubbed its head comfortably against Yan Huaye's chest. It was even more beautiful than Yan Huaye's. Qingcheng's somewhat stiff underwear felt much more natural and supportive.

Seeing this scene, Qin Yanan couldn't help but shake his head. Zhu Juntang didn't know where he inherited his love for women and his broad mind. His brother didn't have this preference either, otherwise wouldn't he be invincible?

From the fact that his brother chose An Nuan as his girlfriend, it can be seen that he doesn't care much about the plumpness of women.

"Itchy... Hehe, what are you doing, little lamb?" Yan Huaye stroked the lamb affectionately. The little lambs that are used as pet sheep are still cuter than the sheep raised in the mountains. Those sheep are very cute. behave in a spoiled manner.

Women all like cute creatures, especially cute creatures that can act coquettishly.

"Why does it wear diapers? Is it because it is afraid that it will urinate everywhere and make the house dirty?" Yan Qingcheng raised her head and asked Qin Yanan.

Qin Yanan really doesn't know if her best friend will defecate everywhere after turning into a sheep, but no matter how much Zhujuntang acts and willfully behaves, he has received basic quality education after all, right?

"Yes, it is just a stupid sheep after all. Cats and dogs have to be trained to defecate in designated places. The IQ of sheep should not be as good as cats and dogs." Qin Yanan said with certainty. As for her mental activities just now, That is another matter, and it does not prevent her from taking the opportunity to slander Xia Zhujuntang.

Zhu Juntang was furious. If he hadn't been trapped in Yan Huaye's valley and his eyes were blurred, wouldn't he give Qin Yanan a slap now?

"It seems to have understood what you said, and it's a little unhappy." Yan Huaye laughed again, and the lamb's expression was also very cute.

Yan Qingcheng touched the lamb's head and reached out to pick it up and let it play coquettishly in her arms, but the lamb refused and only crawled into Yan Huaye's arms, which made Yan Qingcheng feel a little embarrassed.

"Miss Zhu has fed too many pets, and I don't know if this lamb can be petted." Yan Qingcheng said worriedly for the lamb, "Seeing as it was sent here, it was not even fed in the Baolong Center. , may have fallen out of favor.”

"No, this is the pet that Zhu Juntang cares about most. She has already given an order to let her people see the lamb as they see Zhu Juntang." Professor Liu Jianshe walked out of the guest room.

He changed into loose Tang-style men's clothing, with a wide robe and long sleeves, and still wore an apron in front of him. He looked very elegant, like a man returning to his family, with a sophisticated and handsome sense of life.

Seeing Professor Liu Jianshe, Yan Huaye quickly pushed away the sheep that was squeezing into her arms and straightened her collar. Although the lamb was cute, it seemed a little strange. It actually bit off two buttons of her collar. pellets.

I didn't care just now, I just thought Professor Liu Jianshe had not arrived yet.

Dog women, they all forget about sex! Zhu Juntang looked at Yan Huaye, then Qin Yanan, and Yan Qingcheng, who had no interest in her. He decided to forget about NeiNei for the time being, and walked to the sofa to sit down.

The little sheep's sitting posture with his belly facing forward, his back leaning against the sofa, and his limbs swinging freely, immediately made everyone laugh, and he was sitting there like a human being.

Professor Liu turned his head away, not wanting to see the sheep. He thought it would change back, but little did he know that it was more interested in being a sheep than a human being.

"You said you cook. I haven't eaten your food for a long time. The iced crayfish you made before was amazing." It seemed a bit frivolous to button up in front of the man, but Yan Huaye just pressed it gently. Chest, said with a smile.

"I won't eat iced crayfish today, just wait." Professor Liu Jianshe, like his son Liu Chang'an, has a big world and a big kitchen job, so he is not too moved by Yan Huaye's charming look with her collar spread out.

"Professor Liu, let me help you." Yan Qingcheng proactively wanted to have more contact with Professor Liu Jianshe.

It's just the younger generation's admiration for their outstanding elders, not the absurd anecdote that Professor Liu Jianshe is his son.

Zhu Juntang suddenly discovered that after transforming into a sheep, it had a shortcoming. It was inconvenient for it to speak in front of people. But now it had something to say that would make the bad old man furious. It immediately made him feel itchy and wanted to speak human words: I still feel Girls should not talk about helping a man with a fight. It sounds like she is actively asking to help him with that.

Of course, just now Zhu Juntang also said that he would help Liu Changan, so that would not be included in this list.

Alas, there was no way to speak. After all, he had to be cautious and not scare ordinary and ordinary humans like Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng. Zhu Juntang had no choice but to sit on the sofa and bleat loudly.

"Then let me take care of this little sheep. It seems to feel that it has been left out." Yan Huaye was in a good mood recently, and she was overflowing with love. A while ago, she wanted to give Liu Changan maternal love, but now that she saw the cute sheep, she wanted to be a mother again. The female shepherd.

Yan Huaye sat on the sofa, and the sheep seemed to have seen a valley with lush water and grass, and excitedly came over, Ba Shi.

"I feel like I'm a little fat." Qin Yanan brought dried fruit snacks from the storage room and placed them on several tables. She turned sideways and let Yan Huaye take a look at her figure.

"No, even if you have gained weight, just press it a few times." Yan Huaye said with a hint that only two people understood.

That time, Professor Liu gave two people a massage. It was a bit ambiguous and a private activity that was difficult to tell to a fourth person. Naturally, he and Qin Yanan established a tacit understanding.

Professor Liu can be called a magic hand. The fat he presses will moisten like ice cream licked by his tongue.

"I hope so." Qin Yanan pouted, turned to look at his butt, and then walked away.

Zhu Juntang frowned and observed secretly, had these two women served the bad old man together? The tone of conversation was the same as the young wives from the wealthy families on the Nanyang side of Nongang Island talking and chatting with each other every day.

This is a bit dangerous. Yan Huaye is already favored, and the bad old man is willing to cook for her personally. She also has a good relationship with Qin Yanan. Qin Yanan, who has always been alone and unhappy with everyone, finally has an ally, and the power of the palace suddenly increases. ah.

Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully, the old man had never even cooked to entertain her! Every time Zhu Juntang ate the food he cooked, it was just a waste of time!

The only time he specially cooked for her was when he and Zhou Shuling set up a rice noodle stall last year, and Zhu Juntang ate a bowl of spicy rooster noodle in red soup that was like poison!

Zhu Juntang was immediately angry and felt like a failure. He was supposed to be the most favored, but in the end he was treated inferior to others. No, he had to find ways to bring his mother back from Antarctica and compete with him for favor.

She already felt that she was a little outnumbered. Looking at the women in this room, except for Yan Qingcheng, a silly kid who thought he was smart and prepared to test some so-called truths that were actually of no importance, they were all bamboos. The fierce rival of the family faction!

Of course, these thoughts did not prevent Zhu Juntang from lying in the enemy's arms, bound by tenderness and unwilling to move.

Qin Yanan saw Zhu Juntang squinting and motionless, shook his head, talked to Yan Qingcheng with a smile, and gave Yan Qingcheng an apron.

"Orange, wash the Chinese toon and blanch it in water. Chinese toon contains nitrates, which can be easily converted into nitrites. Most people need to blanch them to remove most of the nitrites before eating them. It will basically have no effect on the body." Liu Professor Jianshe said to Yan Qingcheng kindly.

Listening to Professor Liu's mellow and gentle voice full of middle-aged and elderly male characteristics, Yan Qingcheng felt inexplicably happy. Such fathers are really easy to like.

For a moment, she forgot her purpose. She just smiled and squinted her eyes, and then realized that if she were not confused by Professor Liu Jianshe's slightly white hair and the fine wrinkles around his eyebrows, this person's facial features were similar to those of Liu Chang'an. are extremely similar.

Oh, there seems to be no problem. Liu Jianshe is Liu Changan's father.

Yan Qingcheng sorted out clusters of short-stemmed Chinese toons with purple-red leaves, removed some of the stems, and then blanched them.

"Toon will be used in two places today, one for fresh shrimp pasta and one for fried meat." Liu Jianshe took over the toon that Yan Qingcheng had prepared and was in a good mood.

This is the real aggressor. What did the other one who said he was going to do it just now do? He gave Liu Changan a slap, then turned into a sheep and played with him, shaking his butt wrapped in diapers at him, and finally smashed the door open and lay on the ground pretending to be dead.

Professor Liu turned his head and looked at Yan Qingcheng, who was seriously helping to wash and chop vegetables, and his eyes became more gentle and appreciative.

Yan Qingcheng turned her head to look at him, feeling the affection in his eyes. She was inexplicably reminded of the way Liu Changan looked at her when he invited her to go horse riding at Nanshan Ranch two days ago.

Blushing slightly, Yan Qingcheng pointed at the pig tails and asked, "Professor Liu, are these pig tails made in two ways?"

"Well, the braised pig tail is to be roasted. Stir-fry the sliced ​​ginger, garlic and pepper, then add water and simmer for a while. Qin Yanan likes to eat pig tail. How are your teeth? If you like to eat softer, I'll simmer it for a while." Liu Jianshe asked taking care of Yan Qingcheng's taste. Usually he only cooked according to his own habits.

"I don't have a problem. You follow your own taste. Liu Changan is a master of cooking, so you must be better. Who is qualified to point fingers in front of you?" Yan Qingcheng said with admiration.

Yan Qingcheng will never lick Liu Changan in all directions without any bottom line like some people who are accompanied by little hoe, but to say some respectful words from the bottom of his heart to a respected elder like Professor Liu Jianshe, this is It should.

As for the other side of Professor Liu Jianshe, it is another side after all. What Yan Qingcheng is facing now is Professor Liu Jianshe.

In short, Yan Qingcheng suddenly didn't want to test it anymore. Anyway, it felt good to be standing next to Professor Liu Jianshe.

"Little Chengzi is really good at talking." Liu Jianshe smiled, "Chang'an's cooking skills are on par with mine. You can learn more cooking skills from him in the future and let him take time to teach you. Anyway, he spends a lot of time there. Disciplining Zhu Juntang is completely in vain."

"Ah...will he be willing?" Yan Qingcheng didn't have this confidence. Liu Changan's favorite thing was probably to force Zhu Juntang to study and take time to teach her cooking skills. I'm afraid he didn't have the skills.

"I said he was willing, and he was willing." Professor Liu Jianshe said with certainty, but he still couldn't command his son?

It sounded like he meant something. Was he taking the initiative to tell her some information? Yan Qingcheng was not sure, but Professor Liu's attitude and caring for her were palpable, which made Yan Qingcheng feel warm in her heart.

Who doesn’t want to have a respectable, elegant and handsome elder who takes care of him and guides him in every little thing in his life?

"Yeah!"

The little sheep couldn't bear it and rushed in. Did it hear what the old man was saying? You actually say that disciplining mea is a complete waste of effort?

Now that Meie is so powerful, he can knock him away with one punch, and he can also transform, what else does he want? Does he have to be omnipotent and have the entire earth under his feet to be satisfied?

There is also the tone of voice that I love when talking to Yan Qingcheng, which is obviously only used when talking to Meie!

"Aren't you watching TV on the sofa?" Liu Jianshe said to the sheep. He could see clearly that the lamb had just rubbed against Yan Huaye's arms.

Of course, he can't just say that you continue to rub your favorite NeiNei. He slightly suspects that Zhu Juntang has that special complex because of a lack of maternal love...or because he was not breastfed when he was a child.

"What it barked just now seems to be... ah... ah... ah... it's a bit strange." Yan Qingcheng touched his ears. In short, this sheep always gave people a very magical feeling.

The lamb rushed over and squeezed in between Liu Jianshe and Yan Qingcheng. It raised its two front hooves on the kitchen table and looked around. Although it can't help with the work now, it can still cause trouble.

We must not let the bad old man and Yan Qingcheng have that kind of father-to-daughter relationship!

It turns out that not only Bai Fen is the hoe god, but Yan Qingcheng is too! Zhu Juntang suddenly understood An Nuan a little bit. An Nuan's feeling when she saw Bai Hui digging was probably the same as when she saw Yan Qingcheng rubbing against the old man!

"What are you going to do?" Professor Liu Jianshe frowned. This was a stark contrast.

Yan Qingcheng was at the side to help him. The sheep squeezed into the middle and made a mess. The sheep's hooves scratched and pulled randomly on the chopping board.

Huh? What a tender vegetable this is. I want to eat the vegetables you have worked so hard to cut and destroy the achievements of your loving father and filial piety!

The sheep jumped up and opened its mouth wide, and took all the toona on the chopping board into its mouth in one mouthful. It chewed big mouthfuls, letting you... drink, bah, tui, ah!

The lamb fell straight down from the chopping board, twitching all over, and was poisoned! The bad old man and the little hoe god must be conspiring to kill me... This is some kind of ghost thing, it must be poisonous... poisonous...

The sheep's limbs tensed and twitched a few times, then fainted again.

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There have been no updates in the past few days. It’s not that I have given up on immortality, it’s just the consistent rhythm... Immortality will continue to be written. If you have nothing to do, you can read Xia Hua’s new book, or you can just read Changsheng. Anyway, this book will have a long life.