I'm really immortal

In Shangguan Dandan's eyes, the emperor is a profession, and at the same time he must have the awareness to work hard for the ruling group and work 24X365.

I wonder if he can do it if he is asked to work like this?

Shangguan Dandan was just thinking about it for fun. After all, he was her beloved moth. How could she let him work day and night for her canteen?

After Shangguan Dandan touched Liu Changan's head, he pinched his ears again and pinched her own ears.

His own ears were soft, while Liu Changan's ears were like crispy braised pig ears.

"Are you bothered?" After being touched by her for a while, Liu Changan realized that she was not done yet, so he couldn't help but turn his head and glance at her.

Shangguan Dandan didn't pay attention, and still stretched his hand high to touch the back of his head.

Liu Changan turned her head again and couldn't help frowning. She still had the same expression of pursed lips and being lost in thought. She was touching him with her hands and thinking about other messy things in her mind.

This reminded Liu Changan that sometimes he would step on Lu Si'en to lose his mind, so he opened Shangguan Dandan's hand. Whether she was waving to people or touching others, it felt like she was teasing cats and dogs. Very unpleasant.

Shangguan Dandan stopped touching and lay down with the thermos bottle in one hand. He curled up and leaned against Liu Changan's arms. He stretched out his neck and yawned. He kicked the hem of the skirt with the jade rabbit pattern in gold silk and embroidery with his toes. The cloth shoes fell to the ground.

She didn't get up to pick up her shoes, but just tensed her insteps, and her slender toes were pressed together, feeling as crisp as freshly dug radishes in the cool morning air.

"My shoe fell off!" Shangguan Dandan snorted twice and looked up at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and thought to himself that mobile phones are really a great invention. He can avoid being embarrassed when he has nothing to do. It can be used to express that he is not very interested in the person he is communicating with, and it can also form a kind of barrier.

Shangguan Dandan didn't use his hair to pick up his shoes. Liu Changan's chest was warm and he didn't want to move at all while lying there. It would be better if Dongdong didn't go to school and lay like this with him.

As he lay there, Shangguan fell asleep, and then he was woken up by the sound of helicopters whining in the sky.

In fact, Shangguan Dandan didn't know what the helicopter was calling, but Zhou Shuling said it was whining, which made Shangguan Dandan suspect that Zhou Shuling would also whine, hehe.

When Liu Changan saw that she was awake, he held her shoulders to prevent her from rolling down. In fact, she was more likely to fall down when she was awake than when she was asleep. Shangguan Dandan who fell asleep quietly made people feel quiet and beautiful. Yiren, as soon as she woke up Liu Changan no longer had this feeling of loving and protecting her.

"It seems to be Xiaotang's helicopter, the one with many buttons. I will fly it next time." Shangguan Dandan said with determination.

"No, you still don't know how to ride an electric bike." Liu Changan glanced at the electric bike locked under the sycamore tree.

Shangguan Dandan's love for electric cars has cooled down a bit. The last time she went to Nanshan Ranch, Liu Changan rode it on the roof of Baolong Center. Shangguan Dandan locked the electric car there, and she forgot to bring it back after she came back. , it was Zhu Juntang who sent the bread man to bring it back for her.

"Just because I can't ride an electric bike doesn't mean I can't drive a helicopter." Shangguan Dandan sat up and pressed Liu Changan's chest. He picked up the thermos and started pouring water. Even if he took a short nap, he would wake up. Drinking water.

"Believe me, that's not something you can learn." Liu Chang'an told him sincerely. With Zhu Juntang's consistent style, if Shangguan Dandan wanted to fly a helicopter, she would not only not dissuade him, but would also follow Shangguan Dandan. crash.

At that time, forget it when the helicopter crashes, and no one cares about a sheep or a bird falling from the sky, destroying public buildings and property in Junsha City, and scaring the peaceful and happy people of Junsha. What should we do?

Shangguan Dandan drank water and turned a deaf ear to Liu Changan's dissuasion. For now, he only planned to fly a helicopter. After he became proficient in flying skills, he would fly a big plane with wings. Liu Changan always thought that Shangguan Dandan was doing whatever he wanted. The situation was chaotic, but how could the Queen Mother not have a plan and thorough consideration?

Liu Changan still wanted to say a few words, but he saw that the helicopter in the sky had arrived above the community and began to slowly lower its altitude.

"Huh? Didn't Zhu Juntang want to send Yan Huaye back by helicopter?" Liu Changan was a little confused.

Of course Zhu Juntang could send someone off with a helicopter and come to the community with a helicopter, but Liu Changan only heard the roar of one helicopter and no second one flew by.

"Why does it feel like there is one of my daughter-in-law on this small plane?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan in confusion.

Liu Changan turned a blind eye to the confusion in her eyes, didn't hear it, and didn't need to answer.

It seems that Yan Huaye is on this helicopter. Did she want to come here for a visit before leaving? But there is not a large open space in this community suitable for taking off and landing such a large helicopter.

Only Shangguan Dandan thought it was a small plane. In the eyes of normal people, this thing was a huge thing, flying in a luxurious space in the sky.

The helicopter did not land, but hovered in the air. The cabin door was opened. Zhu Juntang, who was carrying a large box and wearing a gold war doll suit, stepped on an aircraft that was about the size of a square table for eight people. He looked majestic and eight-person. Landed on the ground.

Liu Changan found that the water vapor content in the air was too high today, and his chest was tight and bloated, making him feel uncomfortable all over.

After Zhu Juntang landed safely, the helicopter raised its altitude and left.

"I was very cautious. I did not immediately experience the long-distance flight function of the new aircraft, but used it for landing." Zhu Juntang was very satisfied with his caution. He swung his hands back and forth against his trouser legs and jumped from the thirty-centimeter-high aircraft. He landed firmly, and then did the gesture of a gymnast opening his arms after landing to thank the audience.

"In terms of appearance and overall performance, you, Zhu Juntang, are the best." Liu Changan nodded. Many people have ideas and creativity, but none of them have Zhu Juntang's ability to turn ideas and creativity into practical results.

Basically, as long as the idea is not too outrageous, sci-fi or surreal, Zhu Juntang can come up with it.

"Xiaotang is the best." Shangguan Dandan praised, beckoning Zhu Juntang to come over and touch her head.

Zhu Juntang came bounding over with a box on her back, wearing a golden sheep doll costume. It gave Liu Changan the feeling that she was not like a human being with the ability to transform into a sheep, but like a sheep in the natural environment, with the ability to transform into a sheep. of people’s abilities.

This can better explain her words and deeds, which are less like a human and more like a sheep.

"Dan Dan, I also brought you a set of golden war robes. Go ahead and put it on and let's play together." Zhu Juntang took off the box on his back.

The shape and pattern of the box imitated the Saint Seiya Cloth Box, and a password system was installed. Zhu Juntang entered the password "123456" and helped Shangguan Dandan take out the golden war doll suit inside.

Liu Changan closed his eyes as he watched her enter the password. His commonly used password is six eights, but he set it up this way mainly because when entering the password using the nine-square numeric keyboard, his thumb is exactly at the number 8, so he does not need to move his fingers. There is no need to bend your knuckles, just drop your fingertips for easy pressing.

"When I get dressed, we will walk around the community together and let others see how cute we are." Shangguan Dandan said, tilting his head.

"Cute!" Zhu Juntang echoed loudly.

Seeing Shangguan Dandan walk into the utility room to change clothes, Zhu Juntang said to Liu Changan: "I came to play with you early in the morning, aren't you very happy?"

"Look at the expression on my face, does it have anything to do with the emotion of happiness?" Liu Changan said to Zhu Juntang, who was suffering from cognitive impairment and was incurable.

"Yes, it does matter. I am flattered in my heart but calm on the surface. This is a typical tsundere." Zhu Juntang said with certainty.

Liu Changan closed his eyes again and let her play with Shangguan Dandan. It was still early for class anyway, so he would drive her to school when it was almost time.

"I want to practice explosive strength." Zhu Juntang said again.

Liu Changan stood up quickly.

Zhu Juntang started pushing on his shoulders and back.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haha!" Zhu Juntang muttered, "Haha!" After trying several times, he still couldn't find the feeling that the burst of power could shake the mountains yesterday.

"Hey! I'm tired. Let's rest for a while." Zhu Juntang quickly gave up and occupied Liu Changan's recliner, lying on it with his limbs spread out.

Liu Changan took a deep breath and looked up at the lush sycamore leaves.

He turned around, placed Zhu Juntang on the ground, and beat him.

After the beating, he was kicked again and again.

Grabbing one of her legs, swinging it left and right and slamming it onto the ground, it was the famous scene in the movie "Avengers" where the Hulk smashed Loki.

After smashing it, Liu Changan threw Zhu Juntang into the sky, then jumped up to catch up, kicked her higher and higher, grabbed her heels in the air and turned her around, and finally let go and threw her Toward the boundless deep space.

She would never come back to Earth to be annoying again, and Liu Changan couldn't help but smile with satisfaction.

"Damn old man? What are you laughing at? Have you finally realized that you have found an excellent and talented heir? Knowing that there is someone to succeed the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, you can abdicate and let her take the throne and let her do whatever she wants as the sect leader?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan who was looking up at the sky and smiling, and calmly analyzed his psychological motives.

Liu Changan didn't say anything. He took out his mobile phone to dial and called Su Mei: "Do you have time recently? Why don't you come back and rest for a while, and teach Zhu Juntang well together with me?"

Mixed doubles!

This word couldn't help but come to mind. Zhu Juntang was shocked. He wished he could learn to fly out of the earth and circle around the solar system without ever returning to the earth. This bad old man finally revealed his hidden plan all along, which was to unite with his mother. Torturing her innocent, carefree bleat!

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