I'm Really Not A Hidden World Expert

The scene was silent, and a needle could be heard.

who I am?

Where am I?

What is the situation?

Zhang Ye's head was blank, and he folded his arms across his chest subconsciously, covering two points.

Then.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the pants slipped down.

Embarrassing, extremely embarrassing.

Daoist Zhang Ye experienced the first large-scale social death scene in his life, and he was stunned, petrified on the spot.

Li Feiyan yelled, turned around quickly, and covered her eyes.

She couldn't help spitting, and with a look of seeing the wrong person, she said embarrassingly, "Master Dao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

In the previous contact, Zhang Ye was elegant in conversation and personable, and he was clearly a high-ranking scholar.

He never thought that after drinking and eating, he would show such an ugly face, that he would have evil intentions towards her and make plans for her.

Sure enough, people can't be judged by appearances, some people look gentle and elegant, but they are wild and old-fashioned in their bones!

"I'm not, I'm not."

Zhang Ye felt wronged and couldn't argue with a hundred words.

Didn't you covet my childish body, and the monkey rushed to take me home, and intended to ensnare me?

Who would have thought that there are so many people hiding in your house.

Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, a famous name in the first life, has been destroyed like this, how can he see others in the future.

With a pinch of Zhang Ye's hand, bursts of immortal light shrouded his body, and he hurriedly put on his clothes again.

He looked up at the ceiling at forty-five degrees, his eyes were moist, his face was hot, and he felt ashamed.

Heavenly Master, the unworthy disciple Zhang Ye has shamed Longhushan.

Good heart plug!

The room was surrounded by three generations of the Li family, a large family of more than ten people.

It's not that he deliberately spoofed Zhang Ye, but that there are extremely valuable cultural relics in the room, and it's not suitable to be exposed to the light for a long time, so he didn't turn on the light before, and he never thought that such a trouble would happen.

However, the astonished Li family members were soon shocked by Zhang Ye's brilliant immortal light, and their eyes became blazing.

No matter when, the strong are always awe-inspiring.

"Oh, don't hurry up and turn on all the air conditioners and adjust them to the lowest temperature. You see, it's a crime to make Zhang Tianshi so hot."

The head of the Li family, Mr. Li Tong, opened his mouth and offered to find a step for Zhang Ye.

At the same time, while taking off his thick coat, he apologized to Zhang Ye's cupped hands, blaming himself for his poor greeting and abruptness to the distinguished guest.

Li Tong is also a smart old man, shrewd and experienced, very understanding of the world, and he is determined to help Zhang Ye regain his face.

"Grandpa, you are so confused. It's early winter, and the room temperature is only a few degrees. How can you turn on the air conditioner?"

Li Feiyan was straight-hearted, with a puzzled face, wondering why the old man opened his eyes and said nonsense.

You old man is weak, you insist on taking off your coat, you are as cold as a grandson, you are shivering even when you speak, what about it?

Li Tong glared at Li Feiyan viciously, and almost couldn't help knocking the faucet crutch in his hand, damn girl, you don't have any vision at all, don't you make it clear that you intend to embarrass the Taoist priest.

He is proficient in metaphysics, knowing that the Li family will face a catastrophe in the near future, so he used the ancestral Eight Trigrams to deduce, and learned that there will be an expert appearing in Jiming Mountain, which can relieve the danger of the Li family.

Therefore, Li Feiyan was arranged to hold a drag racing race at Jiming Mountain, with the intention of finding an expert to help.

At this time, in Li Tong's eyes, Zhang Ye, the immortal who was born in Longhu Mountain, is the master in the hexagram and the savior of the Li family, so naturally he must be cherished.

"Stinky girl, what do you know, Zhang Tianshi is young and strong, so he is naturally different from us."

Li Tong scolded his granddaughter and winked fiercely.

The others also understood what the old man meant, and they all agreed.

Li Feiyan rolled her eyes, not daring to say anything, but she still couldn't help muttering, "What kind of firepower is strong, I think it's because of his heart, this Taoist priest is obviously not serious."

Fortunately, there were people in the house. If they were alone, they might not know what would happen. They would take off their clothes as soon as they entered the door. This person surnamed Zhang was very bad, he didn't seem like a good person.

"Don't speak nonsense, old man. The poor Taoist priest is nothing more than a small Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain."

Zhang also hastily corrected.

The name of Tianshi is not something that can be called indiscriminately. His knowledge is superficial, and he is still far away.

Besides, now that the old celestial master is back, in front of his old man, who is qualified to be called a celestial master.

But because of Li Tong's excuses and respectful attitude, Zhang Ye's mood eased a lot.

Otherwise, he would have been thinking about using the Earth Escape Talisman, so he ran away on the spot.

"The fairy is humble."

Li Tong changed his name, and continued to flatter him, a rainbow fart.

Of course, most of the compliments come from the bottom of my heart. At Zhang Ye’s age, he has such a Cultivation Base, which is far superior to those so-called God’s Chosen Ones. In ancient times, he was also a dragon and a phoenix, let alone in modern times.

After some exchanges, the awkward atmosphere dissipated, and Li Tong began to get down to business.

"Immortal head, my Li family has an ancient painting, I implore you to help me palm my eyes."

Li Tong opened the hidden compartment, revealing an antique calligraphy and painting.

Zhang Ye took a closer look, his eyes lit up, and exclaimed, "Could it be, this is the legendary push back picture!"

"Tui Bei Tu" is a wonderful book jointly written by Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, which integrates Yi learning, astronomy, riddles and pictures.

In more common terms, this is a prophecy book.

This book contains a total of 60 portraits. History has proved that almost all the prophecies of the first 47 images actually happened.

Then because of the war, the thirteen elephants after "Tui Bei Tu" were lost and disappeared. I didn't expect that the Li family actually had one of them hidden.

This portrait is extremely simple, with a pitch-black sky, scarlet blood-like broom stars passing by, and the earth is devastated and scorched brown.

On the ground, the skeletons of various creatures can be seen faintly, a scene of doomsday.

The whole painting gives people a feeling of despair and sadness.

Zhang also leaned closer, sighed, and began to observe carefully.

"Pretend to be very knowledgeable, but in fact I'm afraid I don't know anything."

Li Feiyan couldn't help complaining and questioned Zhang Ye's ability. After all, Zhang Ye was too young to understand antiques.

Mr. Li couldn't take it anymore, so he was just a crutch with a dragon's head, and taught him, "To be a monk, you only need to shave your head and know how to knock wooden fish. But it's not that simple to become a real Taoist priest, especially the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain. It is more strict. You need to know astronomy, geography, national studies, and Taoism..."

When Li Tong was about to educate Li Feiyan, Zhang Ye let out a sigh, "The painting is an ancient painting, with a long history, and it was made by everyone. However, it is not the authentic work of "Tui Bei Tu". It's a pity."

Li Feiyan couldn't help retorting, "You talk nonsense, this is my family's ancestral calligraphy, how could it be a fake."

Obviously, she was not convinced by Zhang Ye's rhetoric, thinking that the other party pretended to understand.

Most of the other Li family members had the same thoughts as Li Feiyan, but Li Tong nodded slightly with a faint smile on his brow.

"The two seniors, Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, are members of my Taoist sect. Their metaphysical attainments are profound and unpredictable. Every stroke of a painting will naturally contain the truth of heaven and earth. Although this painting also contains Taoist rhyme, it can almost be faked. But in the end It’s still a bit off.”

Zhang also pointed out the key point. The "meaning" in calligraphy and painting is the most important. Other masters and experts may not be able to see it clearly, but with his current Realm, he can tell the truth from the fake at a glance.

Li Tonglang said with a smile, "Zhang Ye's eyes are as bright as a torch. This painting is indeed a fake, but outsiders have always believed that this is an authentic work, and they have repeatedly attacked my Li family. It is too much trouble. I have decided to choose a good day in a few days." On an auspicious day, a press conference will be held, and this ancient painting will be donated to the museum. At that time, I will trouble the elder to clarify one or two things for my Li family, so that those villains with ulterior motives will not let my Li family go."

"Oh, for the museum?"

Zhang was also shocked. Although this painting is not authentic, it is definitely considered a national treasure. I am afraid it is worth nine figures.

Don't give it to me, with this painting, I can buy back half of my Longhu Mountain, which is classified as a scenic spot.

But as a Taoist priest, Zhang Ye has a thin skin after all, and he is not ashamed to ask for it.

"Hey, it's also good to save money and eliminate disasters."

The other Li family members had no opinion and approved of Li Tong's decision.

Only Li Feiyan was indignant, if the Li family had a ruthless person to help, they would not even be able to keep the ancient paintings passed down from their ancestors.

It's not about money, it's about face.

She couldn't help looking at Zhang Ye, thinking that this Taoist priest is good everywhere, why is he so unruly, otherwise he would be a good match.

But think about it, is it still called a man without sex?

Ever since, she looked at Zhang Ye's eyes and softened.

Li Tong begged Zhang to stay at Li's house, and ordered Li Feiyan to arrange accommodation and entertain him well.

On the way to the guest room with Li Feiyan, Zhang didn't know why his eyes were shining, he kicked a door with his big feet, and rushed in violently.

Li Feiyan's face turned pale, and she shouted, "Bastard, don't change your mind, what are you doing, that's a women's bathhouse..."