I'm Really Not A Hidden World Expert

Long Chang Ye, heartless sleep.

Li Feiyan knocked around and almost knew the details of Dracula.

She froze.

At first, I thought that Dracula was just a duke, so it should be nothing special.

Only now do I understand that the Duke is only a title of nobility, and has nothing to do with strength. Dracula's Realm has already entered the god level.

This guy is a god!

No matter how powerful Zhang Ye was, he was still just a fairy, and it was impossible for him to have the ability to kill gods.

And the guy named Ji Mo looks like a dog, but he doesn't look too smart, he's probably powerless, let alone hopeful.

What makes Li Feiyan even more desperate is that Dracula is not alone. It doesn't matter if he has many wives, he is still the leader of the vampire, and behind him stands a super terrifying existence.

Her heart sank to the bottom and she didn't know what to do.

If not, the Li family might have to finish the game.

But she really didn't want to marry a vampire.

It was already dawn, and the warm morning sun shone in through the bright windows.

Dracula didn't care at all, letting the sun shine on Own.

Seeing Li Feiyan's confused face, he explained, "Except for some low-level vampires who are afraid of the sun, most of them are not. Like me, let alone the sun, it's okay to swim in the sun. But we really hate the sun, After all, ultraviolet rays are not good for the skin and will cause tanning."

After Li Feiyan heard the words, the corners of her mouth twitched, she completely lost hope.

She knew that resistance was futile, so she could only accept her fate and said, "Our affairs must be approved by my family."

Dracula nodded, with a confident face, "Naturally, I respect your traditional oriental customs very much. It's what your parents ordered and the matchmaker's words. I am so good, my father-in-law and mother-in-law will definitely not object, and I will be very happy."

Ever since, Dracula couldn't wait to ask to meet the parents early in the morning.

Li's father and Li's mother were called out of bed in a daze, and they were not mentally prepared.

Isn't the good girl always single, why did she suddenly bring a man back.

When he learned from the servant that the two came out of the room together, Father Li almost had a heart attack on the spot.

My own cabbage, after all, was pushed by a pig.

The Li family's family style has always been strict, which made him put his old face there, and he was a foreigner, which was even more unacceptable to him.

Accompanied by Li Feiyan, Dracula met his future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

He was very excited and full of expectations. If he wanted to experience the wonderful experience of meeting his parents, it must be very warm and interesting.

Soon, poor Dracula was taught a hard lesson by reality.

Young man, what degree do you have?

Where is the high school and how much is the annual salary?

How much is the deposit? What property do you have?

What kind of car do you drive on weekdays?

Li's father and Li's mother played mixed doubles, one question after another, bombarded repeatedly, very direct.

The smile on Dracula's face gradually disappeared.

education?

In the era when he was born, he had a fart degree.

What the hell is the annual salary?

He is a god. Although he also works for others, he has no salary at all.

And he doesn't even have an account, so naturally he has no savings.

As for real estate, when he was a duke a long time ago, he had a large territory.

Now, apart from Own God Realm, there seems to be only one old castle left in the secular world.

Ever since, Li's father and Li's mother's expression became more and more gloomy, obviously very dissatisfied.

This foreign kid has no car, no house, no job, no savings. He is a good boy.

Li's mother said bluntly, "The most important thing in marriage is the right family. You are not suitable. You can't give my family Feiyan happiness. I don't agree with this marriage."

Father Li's situation is a little bit bigger, "It doesn't matter if a man is poor, as long as he is willing to work hard and self-motivated. Xiaode, I wonder if you would like to step in and be a son-in-law?"

"Hat? Let me... go through the door backwards, marry me?"

Dracula was shocked.

As if struck by lightning, he was dumbfounded and began to doubt his life.

The majestic king of vampires, a god, your Li family actually let me step in and be your son-in-law?

Li Feiyan was also stunned by her parents' actions.

Father and mother, you are really outspoken and dare to say anything. Once the other party gets mad, my Li family will be finished.

Dracula's chest heaved violently, and his eyes slowly turned red, unable to bear such humiliation.

It's so insulting to God.

"You don't love me at all?"

Li Feiyan preemptively pointed at Dracula's nose and accused loudly, "I didn't expect you to be this kind of duplicity and a man full of lies. You kept saying that you wanted to marry me, but in the end you didn't even agree to the small conditions. You have spoiled love." .”

"I……"

Dracula hesitated to speak, but found that there was nothing to say.

How do you ask him to answer this question.

In the end, Dracula suppressed his anger and walked away.

"This kid, who doesn't know good and bad, dares to play tricks in front of me. He really doesn't know how high he is."

Father Li shook his head, completely looking down on Dracula.

When Li Feiyan saw that Dracula had indeed left, she was so frightened that she collapsed and collapsed on the sofa, "Father, don't talk about it, he is a god. If you mess with him, all the ten members of the Li family will have to suck him up."

"What?"

Li's father and Li's mother were confused on the spot.

...

Li's back mountain.

The little Loli was still sitting quietly on the swing, with a rare smile on her cold face, "It's interesting, I never thought that Dracula would have a day of failure, the old father-in-law and mother-in-law in the East are really terrifying!"

Afterwards, she couldn't help but think of Ji Mo again, and whispered, "Are people of this nationality talking so disgustingly?"

Dracula was devastated, his eyes were dull, and he appeared in the back mountain.

He encountered the biggest setback in his life, his heart was hit extremely hard, and he felt that he was worthless.

"Your Majesty, I am ashamed of you."

Dracula actually came forward to salute little Loli, with an incomparably respectful attitude and a very gloomy face.

Back then, he was brutally besieged by the Holy See, and it was little Loli who saved him and helped him become a god, so the weight of little Loli in his heart can be imagined.

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. Feelings are equal. If you want to sleep with someone, they ask you to marry. It's fair. It depends on how you choose."

Little Loli's words were very pertinent, and she did not favor her own people.

There is no attitude of superiority, and I don't think that gods should be superior to others.

Dracula was very entangled in his heart. At first he thought it was impossible, so he was violent, but now that little Loli opened his mouth, he naturally didn't dare to act recklessly.

Little Loli continued, "I'm going to continue looking for Xuanyuan Grotto. Should you continue to stay at the Li family and try to get your old father-in-law out, or follow along."

"Of course I follow His Majesty around. Odin, Zeus and other old men have always wanted to put His Majesty to death. With me here, I will take care of you more and be safer."

Although Dracula was somewhat reluctant to part with Li Feiyan, he still chose to serve little Loli without hesitation.

He opened his mouth and said, "Xuanyuan Cave is illusory, and the traces are hard to find. If Your Majesty wants to find Pangu's blood, you might as well enter the tomb of the First Emperor to try your luck. It is rumored that the First Emperor once got Pangu's blood, and maybe a drop or two may be left behind."

"The Tomb of the First Emperor, that place must not be trespassed, there is a great horror."

Little Loli's crystal clear face instantly revealed a look of fear.

She still remembers that year when she was bold enough to secretly inspect the tomb of the First Emperor.

In the end, an old Taoist priest appeared out of nowhere and directly slapped a yellow talisman on her head.

A tragic thing happened, she couldn't help herself, jumping around like a little zombie, and was punished to move black bricks for a full ten years.

The past was unbearable, and she dared not touch the tomb of the First Emperor no matter what she said.

But if he wanted to solve his physical problems and grow up, he had to find Pangu blood, so he had to take the risk to find the legendary Xuanyuan Cave.

Dracula was very surprised. With His Majesty's strength, he still showed fear. What happened?

But little Loli didn't say anything, so he naturally didn't dare to ask more questions, and said, "Several gods are eyeing the Li family. There must be amazing treasures hidden here, or we can grab it before leaving."

It has to be said that Dracula is not big-minded, and if his wife can't get married, he intends to grab his father-in-law's vote.

Little Loli shook her head and sighed, "The end is coming, so what's the point of grabbing these belongings, just let them eat dogs."

It is precisely because she knows that time is running out that she wants to fulfill her most important wish and grow into an adult.

"Your Majesty, is this era really coming to an end?" Dracula panicked.

Little Loli was very calm and told the truth, "The so-called Spiritual Qi recovery is just the last afterglow before the darkness. When the pigs are fat and the sheep are strong, that is when the butcher raises the butcher's knife. I am afraid that it will not take a few years before the dark harvest will start. , and may even come at any time."

"Then I have to help His Majesty find Pangu blood as soon as possible, so that His Majesty can become an adult as soon as possible, and then find someone who loves, deeply loves, loves, and loves to say goodbye to being single. Let Your Majesty no longer be empty, lonely and cold, and taste love The sour smell... ah..."

Dracula vowed to express his sincerity, and was forced to fly out before the flattery was finished.