I’m Really Not A Master Cultivator

"..."

The bull demon was speechless.

f*ck!

Draw a flatbread!

Did you draw flatbreads just now?

It's a mess, but the actual action is quite different.

"sorry."

"Don't worry! I will give you something refreshing! It's a one-shot thing!"

Liu Qingfeng looked at the bull demon, tears flickering in his eyes.

This is the bull demon with the blood of the colorful god bull! As long as the blood is awakened, it can become a colorful sacred cow!

The colorful sacred cow walks on the cloud, has fast feet, is born with supernatural power, is powerful, and is not afraid of fierce beasts.

When the time comes, he is riding on the colorful sacred cow Dora the wind? How prestigious?

But no way.

senior wants to eat beef tomorrow!

Aside from saying anything, the bull demon suddenly turned around and ran wildly!

sorry?

Use a hammer!

I no longer believe in human words!

Human beings are too wordless!

I want to go home!

Oh oh oh!

"Where to run!"

Liu Qingfeng shouted when he saw this scene.

Under the night.

One person and one demon were chasing.

...

The next day.

Mo Fan got up early.

He brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth.

The water from his mouth sprayed into the grass.

Then turned and left.

I didn't know that a flower sprout suddenly appeared from a seed in the grass.

He opened the door.

Stretched.

When I saw the person ahead, I was taken aback.

In the front, among the grass, Liu Qingfeng was sitting, and there was a corpse beside him.

That is the corpse of a cow!

Liu Qingfeng seemed to be muttering.

do not know what to say.

Mo Fan didn't hear it.

After Liu Qingfeng spotted Mo Fan, his eyes lit up, and he took a step forward and said, "Master Mo, I just slaughtered a cow! Will you eat the cow together later?"

When it comes to eating, the light in his eyes is as bright as a star.

"..."

Mo Fan's eyes twitched.

Eat food!

This guy has turned from a cultivation madness to a foodie!

"Liu Gongzi, don't you cultivate?"

Mo Fan asked.

"Yeah! I suddenly discovered that in fact, people live in the moment and enjoy life! Cultivation is boring, and cultivation is boring every day, and people are going to be stupid!"

Liu Qingfeng said.

Mo Fan was taken aback, then looked at Liu Qingfeng more, and said: "You can have such an idea, that's the best!"

"It just so happens that I am planning to go down the mountain to buy beef today, but I already have it!"

Mo Fan smiled slightly and said.

"Master Mo, what wild ingredients you need in the future, just tell me! I can't eat you for nothing!"

Liu Qingfeng said sternly.

"OK, alright!"

Mo Fan nodded.

"I'll let my dog ​​go to move this cow's body!"

With that, Mo Fan was about to shout.

"No! No! No!"

Liu Qingfeng waved his hand again and again.

How can I bother Master Dog!

"I'm naturally strong, I'll come!"

Liu Qingfeng said.

"you are too polite!"

Mo Fan said, it seems that the person in front of him is just having a problem with his brain, but his character is still very good, and he is very polite!

"Mr. Mo, I... can I come to eat every day in the future?" Liu Qingfeng felt embarrassed when he said this, he said this completely cheeky!

That's Dao Yun Fan!

There is only this house in the whole world!

Am I going too far?

"For this, I am willing to pay any price!"

Liu Qingfeng lowered his head and said, his heart beating faster.

"Hahaha!"

Mo Fan laughed. It seems that Own Cooking has gained the heart of a foodie. Moreover, the person in front of him is a cultivator. He has never eaten before, but now he is in love with it. To be honest, Mo Fan is still quite accomplished in his heart. Feeling!

"sure!"

Mo Fan said with a smile.

The two walked towards the other courtyard.

"Bow!"

At this moment, Erha ran up and barked at the corpse of the cow.

"Erha, I suspect you have been eating this cow's dung before!"

Mo Fan thought of something, touched own chin, glanced at Erha below, and said.

"In the future, you have nothing to eat!"

Mo Fan breathed a sigh of relief.

However.

At this moment, Erha suddenly ran towards a place!

hint!

The owner's hint!

The host implies that I will eat it right away!

What do you eat without cow dung?

Eat chicken manure!

Hahahaha, I'm so smart!

I have to thank my parents for this.

They let me know my biggest shortcoming!

Erha rushed into the chicken manure at one end.

The frightened green ghost bird flapped its wings: "It's so perverted that I won't let go of my dung!"

"Bow!"

Erha returned to Mo Fan. At this moment, his dog's face was covered with chicken manure.

The host will definitely be very satisfied!

"Stupid dog! Stupid dog! Stupid dog!"

Mo Fan yelled at a silly dog ​​three times, he had never seen such a silly Erha.

He is really convinced!

"Bow!"

Below, Erha exclaimed excitedly.

Hahaha!

The master really praised me!

Make persistent efforts in the future.

"..."

Seeing this scene, Liu Qingfeng's eyes twitched.

Master, master, your dog is pretending to be stupid, haven't you noticed it?

"Hey! My dog ​​is so stupid, what do you think? Young Master Liu."

Mo Fan asked.

"Not stupid! It's normal!"

Where does Liu Qingfeng dare to scold Uncle Dog!

Last night, Uncle Dog had already taught him how to be a man!

"..."

Mo Fan's eyes twitched.

You are blind!

So stupid, you said it's normal?

Could it be that, as I thought, Erha in this world was originally so stupid?

"Big Brother! Eat beef today!"

Long Er looked at the corpse of the cow, his eyes glowed!

Foodie.

Another foodie!

"Yes! I plan to make beef hot pot today!"

Mo Fan said, he walked over, holding a golden kitchen knife.

Dragon Sabre!

Looking at the knife, Liu Qingfeng gasped.

Worthy of being senior.

Think of the Dragon Sword as a kitchen knife!

Only senior can do it!

"I'll take care of this cow first! This cow has many parts, and it tastes different when eaten!"

Mo Fan said.

"A cow has a lot of parts?" Qing Qing asked.

"Yes!"

"I miss Shantou beef hot pot!"

Shantou beef hot pot?

Shantou?

Is this a place name?

"There are snowflake meat, hanging dragons, spoon kernels, spoon handles, three-flowered tendons, chest twigs, etc.!"

"My favorite is the chestnut, which is oily but not greasy! It's delicious!"

Mo Fan said, at this moment, he has already begun to deal with it.

When everyone heard it, they looked dumbfounded!

The senior is really amazing, he is so particular about eating cows!

What snow meat, hanging dragons, spoon kernels, spoon handles, three flower tendons, chest glutinous rice.

They don't understand it at all!

However, they know that this cow is not easy!

Because it has the blood of colorful gods!

This cow can be eaten by an expert, it is definitely a blessing to cultivate in nine lifetimes!

The average cow is not qualified to be the Chinese food of the superior!

now.

An old cultivator walked slowly towards this side.

He was dripping with blood, like a blood man, raised his head and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, revealing a touch of bitterness on his face.

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