I’m Really Not A Peerless Expert

The sky gradually became white, and Ximen Qingyun and Dai Xuan sat on the ground, burping straight.

His face was filled with a flush of satisfaction and happiness.

"Uncle Master, what kind of treasure you said this thing is, it's really amazing. Drink it into my stomach, and it doesn't need to be refined, and it turns into True Qi. Now I have continuously broken through the Fourth Stage and reached the dragon. Wu Dianfeng's Realm. cultivation is simpler than drinking cold water!" Ximen Qingyun exclaimed.

Even if he is the first genius in the history of the Clear Sky School, his cultivation speed is amazing.

However, I also know the hardships of cultivation.

However, today's opportunity has caused an earth-shaking change in his understanding of cultivation.

"Who knows what the treasure of heaven and earth is, absolutely beyond our previous imagination!" Dai Xuan sighed. Even if he drank less, he also made a breakthrough and reached the Cultivation Base in the early days of Tianwu.

Already comparable to the veteran Sect Leader of the Haotian School (Note: Qin Potian and Ye Jinghong took away most of the masters above the Giant Ao Nation and Fengming Nation Soul Martial Realm, but most of the masters of the Chi Ling Nation did not Go to the global village).

"It's just that we have all drunk the treasure liquid, how can we explain to the old Sect Leader when we go back?" Dai Xuan glanced at the empty bath tub.

"Uncle Master, God knows, you know, I know, let's not tell, who knows? How can Grandpa blame us!" Ximen Qingyun treacherously laughed.

Dai Xuan gave Ximen Qingyun a thumbs up.

"Uncle Master, there is still some residual liquid in the bath, so don't snatch it with your nephew!"

With that, Ximen Qingyun stood up suddenly, raised the bath tub, stretched his head into the bath tub, and licked wildly.

Dai Xuan swallowed greedily, but because of his identity, he didn't grab any more. He pretended to be generous and said: "I will give it to you, but I have to lick it clean!"

"Go!" Ximen Qingyun beamed with joy.

Half an hour later, Ximen Qingyun licked the bath tub more than a hundred times, and finally put it down satisfied.

He slapped his lips, stretched his waist and stretched out, suddenly energetic, full of fighting spirit, and laughed: "Now I am the Cultivation Base of Longwu Peak. I can trample that bitch without my uncle's action. Under my feet, I can’t wait!"

The evil smile on Simon Qingyun's face became more and more prosperous.

He could already imagine how exciting and satisfying it was to conquer Ye Qingwu's peerless beauty.

"Although I don't need to do anything, I'll follow you just in case!" Dai Xuan stood up.

"Okay, then I will trouble Master Uncle to go with me!" After Simon Qingyun finished speaking, he leaped and flew out of the window, soaring into the sky, and quickly flew towards the sea of ​​Xiaolou.

Dai Hyun followed closely behind.

Soon, the two landed in front of the Canghai Yixiao Building and strode in.

As soon as I went to the second floor, I ran into the boyfriend again last night.

"Why are these two perverts coming again? Aren't they going to regret it?" Xiao Si's heart trembled suddenly, and he hurriedly turned and ran away, pretending not to see the two of them.

Last night, he went out and spent a lot of time.

If these two perverts want to get back that gold coin now, how can he have the money to pay it back!

"I didn't see me, I didn't see me..." Xiao Si prayed in his heart.

"stop!"

Suddenly, a shout came.

The little boy was shocked, and his whole body trembled.

"It's over!"

The young man was frightened, turned around numbly, and greeted with a smile that was uglier than crying: "Two guest officers, do you have any orders?"

As soon as Xiao Si's voice fell, a gust of wind came.

Dai Xuan had already appeared in front of him, looking at the young man in shock and surprise: "What are you holding in your hand?"

The little girl froze for three times, didn't she come to ask for money?

That's good, that's good.

"It's the chamber pot, guest officer!"

"The chamber pot? What's in it?" Dai Xuan's voice trembled a little, his eyes stared at the chamber pot, almost staring out.

"Guest, of course there is urine in the chamber pot." Xiao Si said with an unclear expression on his face.

"Don't tell me, you are going to take it down?" Dai Xuan resisted the urge to kill and seize the treasure.

"Of course I have to take it and pour it down, otherwise, why do I keep it?" Xiao Si looked bewildered.

He couldn't help but stepped back a few steps and shrank against the wall.

I wonder what the hell is this pervert doing?

No, not this, but these two.

Because Ximen Qingyun also rushed over.

The two had surrounded him.

Huh!

A gold coin flew out and landed in Xiao Si's hands.

Dai Xuan snatched the chamber pot in Xiao Si's hand.

"I bought this chamber pot!"

Di Di Di Di...

Before the sound fell, Dai Xuan and Ximen Qingyun rushed away holding the chamber pot, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"I...I'm not dreaming, am I?"

"Yes, I must be dreaming. Which fool would buy a chamber pot with urine?"

As soon as Xiao Si finished speaking, he was stunned, and his eyes almost fell out.

Where's the chamber pot?

How did the chamber pot in his hand turn into gold coins?

Could it be...

Everything just now is true!

God, are you too kind to me?

Actually let me meet these two idiots.

A gold coin was issued last night to buy a tub of bath water.

This morning, another gold coin was issued to buy a chamber pot filled with urine.

Huh...No, do they buy the chamber pot or the urine in the chamber pot?

do not care!

Whether buying a chamber pot or buying urine, it's a big idiot.

Two perverted idiots!

Xiao Si knelt and knocked nine times at the sky, cursing Dai Xuan and Ximen Qingyun in his heart.

Then, with the gold coin in his arms, he began to spend his time.

This time, Xiao Si became smarter.

To prevent the two big idiots from suddenly becoming smart and going back, to get the money back, he quit his job and flew away.

After Dai Xuan and Ximen Qingyun left the Canghai Yixiao Tower, they ran all the way back to where they had lived before.

Then, the two of them turned to the sky and laughed at the chamber pot.

"One stupid, two gold coins, in exchange for two kinds of peerless treasures, too stupid!" Ximen Qingyun laughed and scolded again.

"That's not stupid, it's short-sighted, short-sighted, without eyes!"

"An ant-like mortal is really sad! He thought he was taking advantage of us, but in fact... he missed the opportunity to become a Practitioner, and soaring into the sky, the sparrow became a Phoenix!"

"Don't talk about the waste, let's divide this pot of precious liquid first!"

"Uncle Master, I'll drink it first!"

After one bite, Simon Qingyun was almost choked to death.

But soon, the whole body is comfortable.

It's like drinking a glass of strong alcohol in the winter, and choking to death when you eat it, but when it enters the body, it turns into a warm current and flows throughout the body.

"What a big smell, why is it a bit like urine!" Dai Xuan pinched his nose and couldn't help taking a step back.

I wanted to grab it, but suddenly hesitated.

"Uncle Master, the smell is indeed like urine, but it tastes really refreshing, even more refreshing than the previous treasure liquid. If the previous treasure liquid was soft sake, then this treasure liquid is a hot liquor. !"

"Really? Bring it to me and try it...Oh, that's cool, Jill is so cool! Ten times better than the previous one!"

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