I’m Really Not A Peerless Expert

"who am I?"

"where am I?"

"What am I doing here?"

Psychic Jade Rabbit looked blank.

It remembered that it was caught by Ye Jinghong and given it to a mortal. The mortal put it in his yard. It waited for Ye Jinghong and the others to leave, ate the mortal, and then went to Ye Jinghong and waited. People settle accounts.

But wait and wait...

The original mundane yard was actually filled with Taoist patterns, full of the atmosphere of the avenue, and became boundless.

Every grass in it is full of spirituality and can be taller than the sky.

Every flower in it turned into an elf, whispering.

Every tree inside has turned into a towering giant tree.

It is inside, as small as an ant.

"No, he is not a mortal, he is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"

The psychic Jade Rabbit woke up suddenly, and his souls were all gone.

"I want to leave here!"

The psychic Jade Rabbit began to run wild.

Bang!

It hit a rock, which was like a huge mountain in front of it.

It bounced back.

The psychic Jade Rabbit rolled on the ground several times to stabilize, stood up and flee in the other direction in a panic.

Bang!

It hit the fence.

The fence is like a cage that rises into the sky, it can't cross it.

It changes direction again...

Bang bang bang...

After Chen Fan sent the four of them away and returned, he saw the psychic Jade Rabbit bumping around in the yard. At this time, he was already hitting his scalp with blood.

"This rabbit is not stupid, right?"

"What a cute little rabbit, it's so stupid to die. In this case, it will make you perfect!"

"Chop the meat and stir-fry the millet so hot, it's super delicious!"

Chen Fan couldn't help swallowing.

He was lonely just now, and he is still hungry.

Psychic Jade Rabbit was frightened when he heard that Chen Fan was about to chop it up and stir-fry.

escape!

Escape desperately!

"You despicable human being, you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!"

"Don't let grandma aunt escape, or grandma aunt will never end with you!"

A big hand grabbed the psychic Jade Rabbit's neck.

Psychic Jade Rabbit tried his best to unleash the strongest attack.

It was discovered that the monstrous Magic power in the body was actually suppressed to be unable to use it.

It was easily grasped.

"I bite, I bite you to death!"

Snapped!

A slap on the head of the psychic Jade Rabbit, the psychic Jade Rabbit was dizzy.

When it regained consciousness, its limbs twitched.

It was pressed on the chopping board, and a fruit knife with a flowing pattern, exuding the atmosphere of the avenue, slowly pierced towards its neck.

"Ah...I don't want to die, grandma doesn't want to die yet!"

"Master, please let me go. I'm just a cute and kind bunny, don't hurt me, I'm so scared!"

"Have you seen such a cute little bunny?"

"I'm not only cute, kind, and beautiful, but I can also massage, I am a massage rabbit! People's techniques are good, you, master, give me a chance to reform!"

Psychic Jade Rabbit held the knife tightly and looked at Chen Fan with tears in his eyes.

It's a pity that all it speaks is demon language, Chen Fan, a mortal, doesn't understand it at all.

But from its behavior and demeanor, Chen Fan felt its strong desire to survive.

Suddenly, my heart couldn't bear it.

Put the knife aside, hold the psychic Jade Rabbit into the house, find medicine and bandages to give the little white rabbit medicine.

After the bandage, Chen Fan put the psychic Jade Rabbit on the ground.

Severely exhorted: "If you ram around to find death again, I won't be relentless next time!"

Psychic Jade Rabbit raised his head, looked at Chen Fan with tears, and nodded seriously.

"The Shenwu Continent is not the same as the Earth. The ordinary little beasts are so spiritual!"

Chen Fan exclaimed, stood up and left.

After such a toss, I lost my appetite. After going to the house, see how the thin horse is going.

"My injury is actually healed?"

When Chen Fan left, the psychic Jade Rabbit just breathed a sigh of relief, when he was shocked to find that it was completely healed from the wound he had suffered.

"Could it be that he is a hidden expert in the game world, pretending to be a mortal?"

"No wonder Ye Jinghong and others are polite to him and dare not be too respectful!"

"Mom, is your spirit in the sky, bless me to meet an expert?"

Psychic Jade Rabbit suddenly knelt on the ground and looked at the sky with tears in his eyes.

The brilliance of her body turned, and in a short while, she turned into a seven or eight-year-old girl, crying very sad.

"Mom, Xiao Qi misses you so much!"

...

Chen Fan couldn't help being dumbfounded when he came to the house.

More than one hundred acres of land was actually ploughed by thin horses.

"This dead horse won't be stimulant, right?"

Chen Fan was very surprised. It took only half a day to finish farming, which was really unexpected.

Suddenly, there was a sound of hiss, which seemed weak.

Chen Fan went through ten fields one after another before seeing the thin horse lying on the edge of the ridge.

At this look, he was directly shocked.

The skinny horse's stomach seemed to be puffed up, and it was about to explode, lying on the ground, already unable to move.

When the thin horse saw Chen Fan, his wilting spirit was shocked, his eyes lighted up, and he began to desperately eat the weeds on the ridge.

Even if foaming in his mouth, he is still crazy.

"This dead horse won't get rabies, right?" Chen Fan hurried over.

Barking...

Xiaobai cried out of dissatisfaction behind him.

After Chen Fan's inspection, he was surprised to find that the thin horse was actually eating grass like this.

"You still eat, you still eat, don't you want to live anymore!"

Chen Fan quickly took the weed that the thin horse had in his mouth and threw it away.

I almost exploded myself and ate desperately.

This horse has a problem with his mind!

This is the final conclusion reached by Chen Fan.

You say that you are a horse, and if you are a camel, you are not unloaded, but plowing is excited.

You don't eat grass when you usually eat grass, but now you eat to death.

Hey, it's hopeless!

"Xiao Bai, get my medicine box!"

Chen Fan shook his head and said to Xiaobai.

Xiaobai could understand Chen Fan's words, and ran back home.

The thin horse burst into tears.

Finally, did I finally impress the master with my own sincerity and blood and sweat?

Have you finally been recognized by the expert?

Master, is this feeling sorry for me?

"If you stay like this, you have to use a laxative to save your life!"

Chen Fan almost fainted with a word.

No, no... Expert, I don’t take laxatives, I don’t take laxatives!

Master, you see, I don’t want my life to get fat. You will fulfill me, you must not let me take laxatives!

I want to prove to you that not only can I plow the ground, but I can also make you ride comfortably.

Plowing and mounts.

all I want.

The thin horse burst into tears, biting Chen Fan's sleeve with his mouth, pleadingly pleading.

"Don't cry, don't cry, Xiao Bai will get the medicine right away. The laxative I prepared is the fiercest laxative in the world. I promise to hollow out your body. Soon you will be fine!"

Seeing the thin horse looking half-dead, Chen Fan couldn't help feeling a little distressed, and gently stroked his head to comfort him.

Everything is anim.

The animals of Shenwu Continent are much more spiritual than the earth.

He believed that the thin horse could understand what he said.

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