I’m Really Not A Peerless Expert

"This dead horse, just pull it as you say it, it's so stinking! If you have the ability, you can pull it and spread the whole lot!"

Chen Fan had never seen such a smelly feces before, dragging Xiao Qi and fleeing.

The thin horse screamed with excitement.

The expert told me to shit and spread all over a hundred acres of land.

This is a task arranged for me by an expert!

The expert arranged tasks for me, this is recognition of my ability!

The Emperor lives up to his heart.

Who said that my third prince of the dragon family, the handsome little Azure Dragon, can only cultivate land?

I can still shit!

One person shoulders two important tasks.

Who else?

I am me, a different firework!

"Big Brother, can Xiao Qi give you a massage?"

Back in the house, Xiaoqi volunteered.

High-human temperament is eccentric, moody.

You must be effective so that you can stay with the master for a long time.

"Oh? Xiao Qi can also massage, well, let Big Brother come and enjoy!"

Chen Fan lay down on the recliner with a look of enjoyment.

He naturally didn't want Xiao Qi to be too tired.

However, Xiao Qi must have thought of something sad and sad before, so her mood suddenly became bad.

Now let her find something to do, and don't always think about the sad things in the past, it's good.

Xiao Qi first washed her hands, wiped her hands clean, and then came to massage Chen Fan, which looked very professional.

The massage technique is even more amazing, making Chen Fan very comfortable.

Because of this, Chen Fan felt a pain in his heart.

An eight-year-old girl, even if she was born in an ordinary family, is at the age of being innocent and playing around all day, what can she do?

But Xiao Qi, the massage technique is very sophisticated, mature and professional. At first glance, he has passed rigorous training.

At a young age, he was trained as a massage technician.

One can imagine how much she has suffered.

Chen Fan secretly vowed in his heart that he must take good care of Xiao Qi in the future, not to let her suffer any more, and not to let anyone bully her.

She will be her own little sister from now on.

After let Xiaoqi massage for a few minutes, Chen Fan couldn't bear it. He sat up and took Xiaoqi's hand and said, "Xiaoqi, let's go, Big Brother will make your bed for you and decorate the room!"

Before Chen Fan was alone, few people came to him as guests, so he only prepared one room and one bed.

Now that Xiao Qi is in place, Chen Fan naturally wants to make a warm and comfortable little room for the little girl.

"Okay, okay, Xiaoqi finally has his own room!"

Xiao Qi jumped up excitedly and applauded, happy like a bird.

These words made Chen Fan's heart sour.

Next...

Chen Fan Luban possessed his body, and within an hour, he made an exquisite wooden bed and a beautiful desk for Xiao Qi.

Then, it was possessed by the god of embroidery.

Cute kawaii sheets, duvet covers, pillowcases...

The god of painting possesses.

All kinds of murals and cartoon characters that children on the planet like, come here at your fingertips, and decorate the entire room...

Around ten o'clock in the evening.

On the left of Chen Fan's room, the room that was previously free has been completely renewed and turned into a perfect children's room.

Xiao Qi stood in the room, as if she had come to nature.

The air is fresh and the Spiritual Qi is rich.

There are small animals running around, there are birds singing, there are streams ding-dong...

Can smell the fragrance of grass and soil, can smell the fragrance of flowers and fruits, can be bathed in sunlight and moonlight.

The wooden bed made by Chen Fan has a flowing pattern and exudes the atmosphere of a big road.

The bedding made by Chen Fan is as soft as clouds and moonlight.

The wall paintings painted by Chen Fan form a world of its own, all-encompassing...

"Superior methods have reached the terrible level of creating out of thin air and creating a world. Even if my mother told me that, the ancient sages who pass through the sky, I am afraid it is nothing more than that?"

Chen Fan helped Xiao Qi wash her feet, put her to bed, watched her sound asleep, and left with confidence.

"Superior, although you are acting, you let Xiaoqi feel the unprecedented affection and warmth. Xiaoqi can meet an expert, which is the blessing of Xiulai in the previous life."

"Master, Xiaoqi knows that you don't need it. But Xiaoqi still swears to the sky that from now on, Xiaoqisheng will be your person, and death will be your ghost!"

Tonight, Xiao Qi has been sleeping the most peacefully in the past few years.

But it is, tossing and turning, how can I not sleep all night.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open.

Xiaobai walked in.

"Wow, Big Brother, it's you!"

Seeing that it was Xiao Bai, Xiao Qi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Sitting up hurriedly, he gratefully said to Xiaobai: "Big Brother, thank you, if it weren't for your guidance, I wouldn't know what to do."

Xiaobai said indifferently: "Our snarling god dog clan and your colorful Jade Rabbit clan can be regarded as quite related. It's just a trivial matter."

Xiao Qi said puzzledly: "Big Brother, I am a psychic Jade Rabbit, not a colorful Jade Rabbit, what is a colorful Jade Rabbit?"

Xiaobai said: "You will understand from now on. I'm here at this time to criticize you!"

Xiao Qi suddenly felt abruptly, looking at Xiao Bai nervously, and said weakly, "Well, Big Brother, where am I not doing well?"

Xiaobai said old-fashionedly: "The general direction you are doing is fine, but the details are very problematic. You must correct it immediately!"

Xiao Qi hurriedly got out of bed and looked at Xiaobai seriously and said, "Please tell me, Big Brother, for guidance."

Xiaobai said: "Originally, I just wanted you to pretend to be a abused child, to let the master experience the sinister heart and compassion of a mortal. Who knows that the master has reached the point of pretending to be a mortal, and he actually recognizes you as Little Sister, In this way, you can experience the affection of mortals. Since an expert treats you as Little Sister, then you can play the role of Little Sister."

Xiao Qi said: "I played it."

Xiaobai shook his head and said, "You and your master are acting, but you look at the master's acting skills. That's called a vividness, that's a natural natural, and that's a perfection. Even if we knew that the master was acting, we almost thought that You are Little Sister, the master's dear, and Gao Ren has completely entered the role of Big Brother."

"And you, although you call your master Big Brother, but because of the awe of your master in your heart, you show your commitment and timidity to your master. Is this Little Sister? Is this a handmaid, okay?"

"Little Qi, you have to learn from your master. Only when you really enter the role, with deep affection, the Little Sister you deduce is a flesh, blood and affection, so that no one can fault it. Little Sister."

"You saw it today. Once the master is upset, the ancient magic ants will kill them. As the so-called companion is like a companion tiger, we can only keep the master's favor at all times before we can continue to stay by the master's side and serve."

Xiaoqi was nervous in a cold sweat, and asked: "Big Brother, I know what you say. But, what should I do! Every time I want to enter the role of Little Sister, but when I think of the horror of an expert , I'm just... I'm afraid..."

Xiaobai said: "Are you afraid that one day the master will stop acting and blame you for being too self-sufficient and the Little Sister who really regards yourself as the master?"

Xiao Qi nodded weakly.

Xiaobai said: "You are confused. Since you are acting and acting as real, then it is called Niu Cha. I can assure you that if you can really do what the master does, and there is no distinction between people and roles, then the master will not only not be able to Blame you, and thank you for your full cooperation!"

Xiao Qi's eyes were bright, and she said in surprise: "Really?"

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