I’m Really Not A Perfect Male God

On the edge of the lake, in a small pavilion.

From time to time, he uttered a scream, heart-piercing, and crying.

In order to imitate it more realistically, Ling Yun also used chili noodles and rubbed it on his nose, which made his eye sockets red.

"I said, don't fight like that." Gu Feng sympathized with Ling Yun a little.

Unexpectedly, he would pay such a big price for a thousand yuan.

Ling Yun took the paper from Gu Feng and wiped his face clean.

"Hey, I think you are used to being a rich second generation, and you don't understand the pain of our poor children at all!"

Gu Feng didn't expect Ling Yun to say these shocking words, and was silent for a moment: "Uh, if I didn't see your car, maybe I really believed it!"

"Brother Gu, I rented that car just to pretend to be a beep!"

"Rent?" Gu Feng didn't expect that Ling Yun turned out to be such a vain person.

"Brother Gu, if you think so, are we brothers or buddies?"

"……Yes?"

"It must be!" Ling Yun explained: "I came out with my brother, especially a rich man like you, can I take a taxi?"

"I'm a bad guy. It's okay to take a taxi or a bus, but you're different. A taxi doesn't fit your identity!"

With these words of Ling Yun, Gu Feng found several slots.

What does it mean to take a taxi is not in line with my identity? What identity do I have?

However, Ling Yun was also kind, but he didn't get the idea. After all, this car is not cheap to rent.

He might as well give the money directly to himself so that he can rent a house to live in instead of sleeping on the street...

"Don't talk about it, brother! I understand! This thousand yuan, I will help you earn it!" Gu Feng was very touched: "This way, brother, how much did you spend on renting a car? When I go back, transfer the money to you!"

"That's not necessary..."

"No, brother, I know you don't have a lot of money. Rent a car like this and spend all your savings. As a brother, how can you watch you suffer?"

Although it was said that Gu Feng was deceived by himself, Ling Yun felt uneasy. He regarded himself as a good brother. He even deceived him and cheated money from him. .

Is that human being?

"In this way, do you think ten thousand can be accepted?" Ling Yun pondered for a while and asked Gu Feng.

"Ten thousand?"

Gu Feng was moved, and thought in his heart that Ling Yun is really a brother!

For these few million luxury cars, the rent is only 10,000? Gu Feng didn't believe it. He obviously knew that he didn't have much money on hand, so he wanted to bear part of it himself.

"Brother Lingyun, you don't need to be polite with me. After I go back, I will transfer 50,000 yuan directly to you!" Gu Feng waved his hand and said proudly.

This relationship is so good, Ling Yun was overjoyed, he still felt that his price was a bit high.

As for the idea of ​​sorry brother, Ling Yun had already forgotten it when 50,000 came out.

What is a brother? Isn’t it just for pits?

"It's finished, you can pass it to Su Lele." Ling Yun sent the recording to Gu Feng's phone.

Gu Feng forwarded the recording to Su Lele again.

Less than five minutes passed.

Gu Feng received a thousand yuan transfer.

Gu Feng smiled with joy: "Really turned!"

"Senior, what a beautiful job!" Su Lele's voice came from Gu Feng's phone.

"It's necessary. You didn't see that kid begging me to let him go. It's so cool." Gu Feng's face was not red and his heart beat, and he sent a voice to Su Lele in front of Ling Yun.

"Brother Ling, let's score three or seven. You are seven and three. After all, you made the idea."

"Five to five, or I guess you will have to sleep on a park bench tonight."

"Okay!" Gu Feng didn't want to sleep in a chair, so he responded directly: "Thank you brother, just as I owe you a favor. If there is anything that can be used by brother, just open your mouth, don't feel embarrassed!"

"good."

Being promised a favor by Gu Feng is worth more than two hundred yuan.

At a critical moment, I might really help myself.

"I will not go to the classroom this afternoon for the full acting." Ling Yun thought for a moment and said: "To celebrate the money we made today, my buddy invites you to a big meal."

Eating a big meal? Gu Feng's eyes lit up. After he came to Yangcheng, he hadn't eaten a serious meal.

...

...

Mala Tang shop.

For three days in the afternoon, there were only one or two people in the shop, which seemed very spacious.

Ling Yun waved his hand boldly.

"Order whatever you want!"

Gu Feng was dumbfounded. This is what Ling Yun said about the feast?

But after thinking about it, Mala Tang is also good, at least better than instant noodles.

"That..." Ling Yun hesitated when seeing Gu Feng pick up some dishes.

"Why are you adding more dishes? I'm not very comfortable looking at the six-yuan Mala Tang."

Gu Feng was puzzled. There is no such thing in this world. Gu Feng doesn't know the stalk: "What do you mean?"

"Add some meat, vegetarianism is not conducive to balanced nutrition." Ling Yun persuaded.

"Good brother!" Brother Lingyun is so concerned about his body, he should cherish it, such a brother is hard to find!

The two sat at the table eating skewers in a bowl.

Gu Feng didn't expect that two people outside the window were looking at him sneakily.

"Niutou, who do you think is this man next to the boss?"

"I don't know, it looks like the two have a good relationship."

"The boss is usually taciturn, but he didn't expect to talk so much in front of this person."

"And this boy looks so handsome!" Hummingbird showed a nympho smile.

"Come on, the boss's man is yours too?" Niutou said disdainfully

"Okay, old cow, do you have skills?" The hummingbird said fiercely, holding the ear of the cow's head.

"Sister Hummingbird, I was wrong, I was really wrong!!"

"Huh." Seeing him admit his mistake, the hummingbird slowly let go of his ears and hummed coldly.

While rubbing his red ears, Niutou looked into the store and swallowed.

"Hummingbird, do you have money? Let's go in and eat a bowl too?"

"Look at your virtue, let's go in when the boss is gone."

After fighting with Zhang Ze and Gong Fei, the two of them suffered a little injury. They just recovered, and they were ready to go out and look for another opportunity.

Unexpectedly, I met the boss on the street, but the two dared not find the boss because they were not sure if the boss came to Yangcheng for other tasks.

If you interrupt the boss to do the task, it will be deadly.

...

After eating Mala Tang, the two walked out of the restaurant and got in the car that Lingyun had hired.

Before leaving, Gu Feng glanced at the corner strangely.

He had discovered his two teammates a long time ago, but he just couldn't figure out why they didn't come to him?

In this case, I can borrow some money from them.

"Brother Ling, where are we going next?"

"Hehe." Ling Yun smiled mysteriously: "Brother Gu, next, I am going to take you to an absolutely exciting place!"

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