I’m really not a scumbag

Huh!

Huh!

Lin Fang was awakened by the noise of steel tapping. He opened his eyes in a daze, looking for the source of the noise pollution.

Soon, he caught the murderer, a guy wearing only shorts and holding a rice spoon, banging on the bed frame!

Seeing Lin Fang looking at himself, the guy was still silly at Lin Fang.

"Fang'er, awake? Your ex-girlfriend is waiting for you downstairs, I guess he still doesn't give up!"

Lin Fang looked at the guy who was familiar with the game with a dumb face, and tentatively asked: "Are you Luo Zhanglang, Xiaoqiang?"

Luo Zhanglang's expression changed, he stared at Lin Fang angrily, and said, "Lin Fang, you call me nickname again, I'm turning my face!"

It's really Xiaoqiang!

Lin Fang Yigulu got up from the bed, looked around, and found that he was not at home, but in the school dormitory!

"Little... Zhang Lang, what day is today?"

Luo Zhanglang glanced at Lin Fang inexplicably, and said: "Weekend, Saturday, how else would no one wake you up and let you sleep for so long? Who doesn't know that you had a lot of physical exertion last night..."

Speaking of this, Luo Zhanglang winked his eyebrows wretchedly and said: "Fang'er, how does the girlfriend you just had yesterday feel like? Now, how long are you going to hold on? I'll bet with them, bet you can Hold on for a month, for me, please don't rush to break up..."

Luo Zhanglang suddenly remembered that there were still people waiting downstairs, and slapped him on his thigh, and shouted: "Lin Fang, don't be stunned, your ex-girlfriend is still waiting for you downstairs! You know her temper , If you don't go down, she will rush up!"

What's the mess?

Lin Fang couldn't understand what Luo Zhanglang was talking about. What was his girlfriend and ex-girlfriend?

The problem of one's own object, that is the famous problem of the community, over thirty, or a single dog.

When I met those old aunts, they always had a funny smile on their faces. From time to time they asked: "Oh, Xiao Lin, have you found a girlfriend? Would you like to introduce one to you?"

Lin Fang could only say no in embarrassment. When asked anxiously, they really wanted to introduce them. These old aunts began to find all kinds of excuses to shirk.

When did you have a girlfriend?I also found my girlfriend and ex-girlfriend, what kind of sweet pastry they are doing!

Lin Fang glared at Luo Zhanglang dissatisfiedly, and said, "I ask you what year and month it is today. You are going to tell me something useless!"

Luo Zhanglang replied: "You didn't say earlier, today is July 20, 9102, and it will be your birthday in a few days. By the way, have you found your internship unit yet?"

Lin Fang was stunned again and almost lay back.

He thought that he was born again in college, and it must be in 9002. Unexpectedly, the time only turned one page forward. In other words, he actually got up normally...

wrong!

If you just wake up normally, why would you show up in the university dormitory? Luo Zhanglang is his university classmate, and he hasn’t seen him in six or seven years, so when I saw him, I felt a little familiar, right? On the number.

It's okay not to think, the more I think about it, the more headache Lin Fang feels.

This seems to involve some time and space travel or time paradox, he is a liberal arts student, not good at these things.

Lin Fang simply didn't think about it.

there's always a solution to any problem!

Lin puts on the bed and then goes out. He plans to see what the so-called ex-girlfriend is.

"stop!"

Luo Zhanglang grabbed Lin Fang as if looking at a monster: "What's your situation? I don't wash or dress up. I plan to meet your ex-girlfriend, your school grass in such a sloppy way. Want more images?"

Lin Fang was stunned again. He felt that the number of times he was stunned today was more than a few months before he woke up.

I?School grass?

Lin Fang was rushed into the bathroom. He stood in front of the mirror in a daze, looking at himself while washing.

In the mirror, he is 20 years old, with lush hair, collagen on his face, pectoral muscles, and abdominal muscles. He is indeed a charming little meat.

It seems that he is a bit more handsome than the self in the memory.

After washing, Lin Fangshun took up the hairspray on the washstand, sprayed some, smoothed the hair, washed his hands, took another bottle of BB cream, and patted it on his face.

It doesn't count after doing this. He picked up another bottle of perfume, sprayed it under his arm a few times, and sprayed another bottle on his clothes.

The whole set of movements is very skilled, as if it has been done countless times.

Lin Fang looked at himself in the mirror again at this time, and was stunned again. Is this delicate boy in the mirror really who he used to be?

A confused Lin Fang walked out of the bathroom. Luo Zhanglang was struggling in front of the computer. He glanced at Lin Fang and his old father-like smile appeared on his face: "That's right, go, Pikachu!"

"roll!"

Lin Fang returned to his mind, gave Luo Zhanglang a middle finger, and slowly went downstairs.

When he walked downstairs and passed by the auntie, he happened to see a beautiful lady in a suit with his sleeves up to the elbow, and a half-length hair that could reach the shoulders and delicate makeup.

The two were arguing about something. It was obvious that the beauty in a suit was going to go upstairs, but the aunt stopped her.

Lin Fang vaguely felt that the lady in the suit was familiar, but couldn't tell her name, so he only glanced at it and planned to leave. Unexpectedly, the lady in the suit ran over with a surprised look and stopped Lin Fang.

"Baby, are you finally willing to see me?"

Bo... baby?

Lin Fang looked at the beautiful lady in the suit with a dazed expression, completely stupid.

Lin Fang saw one or two lively beauties of this level ten years ago when he was in college. After going out of society, the circle became narrower and narrower, so he could only enjoy one or two on the computer. .

Now such a big beauty calls herself a baby as soon as she speaks. Who can stand it?

The beauty in the suit saw Lin Fang's "sullen" face, her lips curled, her eyes flushed, and the rims of her eyes were wet. Crystal tears rolled around inside, and she was about to fall when she watched.

"Baby, can we get back together? It's me. I shouldn't lose my temper. Just forgive me once. Look, I just bought you a new car!"

The beautiful woman in a suit took a key out of her pocket and pressed it twice against the open space in front of the dormitory. There was a big cow parked there, the lights of which flashed a few times, and her existence was publicly announced.

That's it!That's it!

This is even more unstoppable, okay?

Rich and handsome, so pitiful in front of me, begging for everything, my god...

Lin Fang felt relieved and wanted to say "OK"...

"No! The baby is mine!"

In the oblique stabbing, another beauty came out, with a ponytail, wearing pink sportswear, an oval face, willow eyebrows, and a breath of sunshine and youth all over her body. She stood in front of the beauty in a suit, with a little less makeup, but A little more natural purity.

The two beauties stood together, and they didn't distinguish Xuanzhen.

This...who is this?