I’m really not a scumbag

Luo Zhanglang curled his lips and winked at Li Jianfeng.

mock up!

We are not alone, not alone!

"Hmm!"

Li Jianfeng nodded repeatedly and said, "Xiaoqiang... Zhang Lang is right! I raise my hands in agreement!"

Hands your sister!

He Naibin exploded.

There are a total of four people in the dormitory, and two roommates have reached a consensus. If they add fuel and jealousy, then three of them will become tigers?

"Fuck! You two dogs, close the beak for me!"

He Naibin patted his chest vigorously, and said: "I, He Naibin, uprightly a pure man, I love sending birds to the nest, and I have no interest in welcoming birds in the backyard! If you talk nonsense again, I will change my interest, and I will be more interested in you guys. on!"

"Don't! Don't! Brother Bin, He, just kidding, don't take it seriously!"

"I thank you, Brother Bin, I am not blessed to accept such a good thing, brother, when you become a woman in your next life, shall we talk about it?"

"Next life? You don't have to wait so long in the next life!"

He Naibin was annoyed that the two guys had no bottom line for joking, and deliberately said, "Don't be in your next life! Who of you two wants to be a woman, scream, I will pay, first Thailand and then Korea, first sex change, then plastic surgery. I guarantee you. For half a lifetime, jumping on a branch sparrow to turn into a phoenix, and no worries about food and clothing!"

"Brother Bin, I take it!"

"Hey, you are a pure man!"

Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang looked at each other, shivered together, and fled in a hurry.

"Sneez...Small, on wretchedness, who are you afraid of?"

He Naibin sneered disdainfully, and then swaggered in.

As soon as he entered the door, He Naibin saw Lin Fang holding his arms, staring at him with a smile, his eyes a little unkind.

For a moment, the alarm bell rang wildly, and He Naibin almost didn't rush to hug Lin Fang's thigh and yelled wrongly.

In the past, roommates in the dormitory had their birthdays. It was great to get together to make a bunch of skewers, have a drink, brag about it, and watch a game in a civilized manner.

How long has it been so long?

He Naibin is so hard-working, so that Lin Fang can do his best to coax Meng Zuer and save his life?

If this is accidentally slapped on the horse's leg...

He Naibin didn't dare to think about the consequences of Lin Fang's picking up a son in the middle. That would be an unbearable burden for unthankful lives!

"Brother Fang, don't do this, you look at me like this, I panic!"

He Naibin didn't wait for Lin Fang to speak, and quickly stabilized him: "Brother Fang, don't worry, you haven't opened the present yet! I tell you, the surprises are all in the box!"

He Naibin didn't know what was in the carton, and he hadn't seen it himself.

Had it not been for the manager of the wedding planning company, he had repeatedly promised that there was a surprise in the box, and the macho would definitely like it.

Whatever he said, He Naibin had to take the time to do it beforehand.

It doesn't matter what surprises are not surprises, as long as they don't become scares!

"you sure?"

Lin Fang gave He Naibin a sideways look, but he didn't feel very angry.

It is flowers, candles, dolls, and lace. The decoration is beautiful, although it is too girlish, it looks good.

At most, Lin Fang was a little bit dumbfounded.

The key is that Bai Zhi is crazy. After kissing him, he ran to all kinds of fun, as if she was celebrating her birthday.

He Naibin took such a big thought again, and Lin Fang looked somewhat unreasonable.

"OK! I'm absolutely sure..."

What He Naibin said was very guilty, but it was all about to come, and he could only grit his teeth if he was not sure.

"alright."

Lin Fang didn't care about it. He was very curious about the contents of the three paper boxes, so he dragged He Naibin forward and said, "You come with me to open the present."

"Brother Fang, isn't this bad..."

He Naibin deliberately wanted to say no, but Lin Fang was too strong to be dragged all the way to the carton.

Lin Fang then opened the ribbon of the leftmost carton box without any hope, just casually watching the carton open.

A cute girl in a sailor suit got up slowly from a squatting state, and gently pressed the Walkman on her waist.

The dance music of "roly poly" is played directly from the most explosive chapter rhythm, and the girl in sailor suit dances with the rhythm.

The youthful figure is flying, and the fluttering sailor suit is all a boy's dream.

In the narration of "i like you", the girl in the sailor suit leaned forward with one hand on her waist, and with one hand on her mouth, blowing a kiss.

Goo!

so cute!

Lin Fang swallowed unconsciously. It was indeed a surprise. This was the first gift. Is it so great?

Few people like it!

What about the one on the right?

Just do it when he thinks of it, and Lin Fang decisively pulled the ribbon on the right carton.

The prelude to the high heels of "One Step at a Time" sounded. The girl in the stewardess uniform stood up straight and walked at the standard arrogant pace. The high heels under the black silk were accurately stuck on the point every time.

Without squinting, she deliberately didn't look at Lin Fang, stepping on the spot, going forward and backward, showing her curvaceous body curve vividly.

Goo!

So proud!

The widow can't stand these fairies!

Lin Fang continued to work hard, pressing his hand on the ribbon of the carton in the middle, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he could not pull the last one down.

"Pull! Are you pulling?"

"Fang'er, why are you hesitating? If you don't pull it, can I pull it for you?"

The excited eyes of Li Jianfeng and Luo Zhanglang, who came together at some point, were almost out of their sockets.

The two of them looked at the girl in the sailor suit for a while, and the girl in the stewardess costume for a while. They only felt that their eyes were not enough, but they were still urging Lin Fang to open the third carton.

Knowing that the show in the carton is so great, who would waste so much time in the dining area?

No matter how good the wine is, how good the meat is, can there be beautiful women?

The key is this kind of intimate and personal high-end on-site service, which makes people feel comfortable.

Li Jianfeng urged Lin Fang to open the third carton, and tried to poke the girl in the sailor suit to see if it was a real person.

Now that AI technology is developing too fast, some beauty robots have been very lifelike, and if you use the magical makeup technique, you can’t tell at all.

"Sir, please pay attention to the quality? We are a serious company, only performing performances, not providing physical contact services!"

Although the girl in the sailor suit kept leaning forward, she frowned and gave Li Jianfeng a warning look.

This is embarrassing...

It is alive!

It's not the kind of high-end customized service I thought...

What...it doesn't seem to be very interesting either, bad review!

Li Jianfeng's outstretched hand froze in the air.

The explosion is over, everyone vote for it after watching, wash and sleep, don’t stay up late...