I’m really not a scumbag

Xiao Yumeng's little head turned madly, thinking about how to reasonably divert Miao Xiaoxuan's attention away.

If Miao Xiaoxuan knew that she was staying in the same room with Lin Fang in the hotel and riding Lin Fang under her, the boat of friendship would surely turn over.

At this moment, Lin Fang actually said something in sleep, the wine is really bad!

Xiao Yumeng leaned down, held Lin Fang's mouth, and looked around. She soon noticed the remote control panel on the bedside table.

TV?

Correct!

I can be watching TV!

Xiao Yumeng decisively grabbed the remote control board, and then she found something embarrassing for her.

My left hand was covering Lin Fang's mouth, and my right hand was holding a mobile phone. Girl, I don't have a third hand!

Ah……

Can this stump me?

I'm an art student!

At the critical moment, Xiao Yumeng’s IQ was online. She lifted her hips slightly and changed the duck sitting to a skip seat (Note: ①). She stretched her feet on top of Lin Fang’s head and crossed her head. Extend your feet, clamp the remote control board, and move back.

Xiao Yumeng successfully got the remote control board, put the remote control board on the bed, and stepped on it a few times with his foot, but the TV did not respond at all.

Due to her height, her feet are not too big, only thirty-four or thirty-five sizes, and her toes are round and full, and she doesn't have a trace of cocoon skin.

If it is set in the Song Dynasty, which admired the three-inch golden lotus, only with this pair of jade feet, I am afraid that it will become a more famous disaster than Li Shishi.

It's just such a pair of beautiful and easy-to-use little feet. I stepped on the remote control panel for a long time, but I couldn't turn on the TV.

Xiao Yumeng had no choice but to let go of his left hand covering Lin Fang's mouth, grabbed the remote control to turn on the TV.

Where did he think that Lin Fang opened his sleepy sleepiness at this time, and suddenly said, "I..."

You shut up my mother!

In a hurry, Xiao Yumeng stepped on it, blocked Lin Fang's mouth with his foot, and then quickly turned on the TV.

"Is there no man? But I just heard a man's voice..."

The voice of Miao Xiaoxuan talking on the phone was always in the handset of the phone, which continuously interfered with Xiao Yumeng's thoughts.

"It's TV! It's the sound from TV! You'll know if I zoom in a little!"

Xiao Yumeng looked back at the picture on the TV, stayed for a while, and quickly changed channels.

What kind of hotel is this!

How can there be that kind of show?

After changing several channels one after another, and finally cut to a normal idol drama, Xiao Yumeng amplified the voice.

The voice of male and female conversations inside finally let Miao Xiaoxuan dispel her doubts.

"So..."

"What do you mean by this? Miao Xiaoxuan, you can tell me honestly, what do you mean by asking questions just now?"

"Hey...it's nothing, I thought you had a boyfriend, and you were with her boyfriend...what if I bother you, how sorry?"

"What is it? How many times have you been?"

"Oh, that's it! I haven't done it!"

"Which one is that? How do you know you haven't?"

"I hate you! Of course I... Oh, I don't want to care about you!"

I molested Miao Xiaoxuan fiercely, feeling as if I could see the pretty face of Miao Xiaoxuan on the other side blushing into a monkey buttocks, Xiao Yumeng hummed contentedly: "Let you think about it as a whole! Come on, I was having dinner with a good sister, didn't you say that Lin Fang didn't pass your friend? I'll help you!"

"Really?"

"of course it's true!"

Xiao Yumeng glanced down and fell asleep again. She was still smothering Lin Fang like a baby. A thought came to her mind, and she immediately had an idea. She said, "Don't worry, this matter is on me!"

"Thank you, Xiaomeng, I love you, yeah!"

"kisses."

Xiao Yumeng, who realized what had just happened, screamed when he hung up the phone, and quickly retracted his feet, looked at some of his wet toes, couldn't help blushing, stepped on the bed sheet and rubbed hard, then It was a fierce punch at Lin Fang.

"Dead badass! Stinky rascal! Shameless! Humph! Originally my old lady was a little bit sorry, but now you owe me! I'm not welcome!"

Xiao Yumeng dropped the remote control board and touched Lin Fang a few times. He touched the phone in his trouser pocket and grabbed his hand to unlock it. It turned out that the phone was unlocked. Opening it was the main interface.

She clicked on WeChat and found the address book and new friends column, and then she saw that it was densely populated, all of which were friend requests.

Number lookup, people nearby, everyone is there, most of them are girls.

Xiao Yumeng found Miao Xiaoxuan's WeChat ID, passed her through, thought about it, and rejected all the others.

Miao Miao, sisters did it for you!

I have made a huge sacrifice for you today. Even if you know about it in the future, you have to thank me!

Xiao Yumeng did some psychological construction and planned to quit WeChat and put Lin Fang's phone back. Who knew that at this time the phone buzzed twice and suddenly received a new WeChat message.

Shocked, Xiao Yumeng almost threw the phone out, but he was a little curious and couldn't help but glance at it.

This look... is a way of no return.

"Finally passed! Happy. jpg!"

Finding that this was a WeChat message sent by Miao Xiaoxuan, Xiao Yumeng shorted his head and replied, "Are you dating?"

"Ah? This...you...do you know who I am?"

"Need to know? An appointment?"

"Of course! You don't know who I am, how can you ask me?"

"Why do you know each other when you meet? From now on, it's a passerby. An appointment?"

"How can you be like this? I'm not the kind of girl who is casual!"

"I don't know if you don't want to. Anyway, I'm pretty casual. Appointment?"

"You...you are so bad, I like it! How casual are you?"

!!!

???

Miao Xiaoxuan, I never expected that you are such a girl!

Xiao Yumeng stared at the reply sent by Miao Xiaoxuan, and didn't know what to reply for a long time.

My mentality is a little broken...

No, can I be considered a success in helping Lin Fang make an appointment with my good friend?

I am pushing my friends into the fire pit, right?

"Hiss... so dizzy..."

Xiao Yumeng suddenly heard Lin Fang’s voice and was taken aback again. He deleted the chat history. The speed of light put the phone next to Lin Fang’s trouser pocket, pretending to be okay, staring at Lin Fang and said: "You Why did you wake up! I have been serving you for a long time!"

If Xiao Yumeng hadn't been sitting on Lin Fang's body and had barely had one foot, what she said would still be convincing.

It would be more convincing if you could pour a cup of hot water and put it aside.

But now...

Note ①: Jisi sitting, shaped like a dustpan, with feet facing each other or slightly apart. It is also on tatami mats. Korea and Korea still maintain this sitting position, while Japan uses a kneeling position for longer periods.

Note ②: Thanks for the rewards of "Ordinary I am extraordinary", "Wixed Floating Life", "Behapply", "Zhishen, Lidou", small rewards are welcome, large rewards are not necessary, honestly, I am not at ease about my ability to add more!