I’m Really Not Targeting the Mages

It seems to have noticed the change in Roger's eyes.

The big man said hesitantly:

"Don't underestimate Alice!"

"She is really a very magical existence!"

"See those things hanging on the wall next to the bulletin board? Take a quick look..."

Roger followed his directions and looked over.

But see the dirt wall near the notice board.

5 pieces of equipment hang quite abruptly

They are knives, swords, gloves, belts and crosses.

These gear sizes vary widely and are clearly from different classes.

"These are left by the champions of previous arm wrestling contests!"

The big man explained like a few treasures:

"The arm wrestling contest at the Tauren Tavern has been held six times.

Every champion has good luck because of Alice and gets various benefits.

To express my gratitude.

They unanimously chose to hang a piece of their equipment here...

And lo and behold, their signatures on the side.

This is actually a warning to some short-sighted guys.

In Wushan Town.

The most unfavorable character is not the lord or the like, but Alice!

If someone disrespects her.

hehe.

Those champions will pay offenders! "

...

The big man spoke happily, and even waved to Alice passing by.

Too bad Alice ignored him at all.

She just made a graceful circle around the notice board, and then went back to the shack in the backyard of the tavern.

Someone next to him laughed a few times.

roger noticed

The one who laughed was a young man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He seemed to want to say something, but was dragged into the tavern by a middle-aged man who was traveling with him.

"Hmph, ignorant outsider."

The big man looked at the group of adventurers dressed as mercenaries in disgust, and then said to Roger:

"Never mind, I didn't talk about you."

Roger quite likes his straightforward character.

At first he asked curiously:

"A total of 6 champions, why only 5 pieces of equipment?"

The big man scratched his head and puffed out his chest proudly:

"The one who didn't leave anything behind is the 5th champion, that's me. By the way, you can call me Thompson."

"I didn't keep anything, but I stayed. I will protect Alice personally. Only in this way can I express my gratitude."

This rhetoric...

Roger sounded like a fraud.

But with his perception.

Did not see any flaws.

So he said softly:

"Can you tell me why you are so grateful to Alice?"

The big man glanced at Roger.

There seemed to be some hesitation.

...

"Insight: You noticed that 'Thompson' was very hesitant"

...

"This topic is a bit sensitive."

Roger thought.

Right now, he was ready to round up the topic.

Who knows the next second.

Thompson's hesitation disappeared, he waved his hand and said boldly:

"This kind of thing should not be told to others.

But don't know why.

As soon as I saw you, I felt very kind, as if I met you there...

walk around.

Let's have a drink together.

I'll tell you about an amazing thing that happened to me. "

...

Roger froze for a moment.

This rhetoric...

It sounds like a wine holder.

He couldn't help but glance at the data bar one more time.

...

"Reminder: 'Blessing of Kuinan Star' is in effect..."

...

See here.

Roger breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, in a sense.

The blessing of Kuinan star is also a kind of good luck.

certainly.

Who would think that good luck is too much?

At that moment, a warm smile appeared on Roger's face.

The two entered the tavern side by side like brothers they hadn't seen for many years.

...

The layout of the "Tauren Tavern" is different from other places.

The hall has a large area, a clear view, wide aisles, and fresh air, without the smell of ordinary taverns.

The owner of the tavern is a tauren with a simple and honest face.

When the two entered the door.

He was eating a pot of grass as a snack, and when he saw them put down the pot, he warmly welcomed the guests.

in the corner.

There was a burst of sharp shouting and cursing, as if there was some contradiction.

The tauren boss rushed over immediately.

not for a while.

The shouting stopped.

...

Thompson skillfully found a booth, and ordered two more glasses of large and cheap "Fire Dragon Wine".

Two mouthfuls of light red liquid were swallowed.

He began to eloquently say:

"Before I met Alice, I was just a poor crazy lad.

My family lives in a small village in the south of Wushan Town.

That year, my father suddenly fell ill and died, and the family had no money left.

So I had to go to the lumberyard of the 'Jackal' family to work.

Just say it.

At that time, I was obviously very strong, and I could do the work of two or three people every day.

But the steward of the jackal's house insisted that I was too young and would only give half of my wages!

Once I was so angry that I beat him.

Then ran to Wushan Town.

I was impoverished in Wushan Town for a while, and then I participated in the arm wrestling competition in a daze. Who knew that I won the championship. People pushed into the pigsty...

to be honest.

I kind of wanted to run

How can a person sleep with a pig?

But I was drunk too much by Allen, and I fell asleep as soon as I entered the pigsty.

Early the next morning, I took the bonus and ran away.

that's all.

I ran all the way to the "Dony River", and before I could catch my breath, I found a golden treasure chest on the river beach!

The money in the treasure chest made me a small fortune.

I used this money to settle down with my family, and returned to Wushan Town by myself.

Then when I came back, Alan told me that someone was looking for me.

It was an old man.

he told me

He is my father's comrade-in-arms. They used to live and die together, but they broke off the relationship because of a contradiction many years ago.

At that time, he was running out of time and had no children, so he asked me if I would inherit his family property.

that's all.

I became the lord of Wushan Town..."

...

Hear here.

Roger almost spit out water.

to be honest.

This story is so ridiculous, but the feedback on the data bar made Roger unacceptable!

The sixth sense told him.

What Thompson said is true!

Roger could not help but become more curious about Alice.

...

In the booth.

"So, everything I am today is given to me by Alice!"

Finish this sentence.

Thompson downed the last half with a satisfied face.

Roger chatted with him for a while along the topic.

After a while.

Thompson was called away by a guard. Judging from the guard's respectful attitude, this guy might really be the lord of Wushan Town!

"Such an approachable lord is quite rare."

Roger thought quietly.

He sat and watched for a while.

There are not many guests at noon.

What is more conspicuous is the corner where the conflict just happened.

It was a group of mercenaries of unknown origin.

It looks like.

They were newcomers, like Roger.

"The equipment style is very old, but some of them are military weapons..."

"The water in Wushan Town is quite deep."

Roger was a little sorry.

If that guard comes later.

He will be able to extract more information from Thompson.

Fortunately, he quickly re-drafted the candidates for inquiry.

next second.

He got up and left the booth, came to the bar, the tauren boss immediately put down the grass pot in his hand.

"What do you want?"

The tauren showed a simple and honest smile.

He is Alan, the owner of this tavern, and the owner of Alice.

In Roger's perception.

Allen is just a level 20 tauren fighter.

But the truth is certainly not that simple.

To have such a miraculous pet as Alice, Allen must have something special!

...

At the moment Roger said seriously:

"Where can I find information about nearby monsters?"

Allen pointed to himself skillfully:

"I can do it here."

"Are you an adventurer taking the bounty route? What information do you want on monsters?"

"all."

Roger said decisively.

Allen gave him a serious look:

"That would be expensive and not worth the bounty."

"I'm not an ordinary adventurer, but an expert in monster research. I make a living by studying the characteristics of various monsters. You know, those mages who stay at home in the tower are very interested in these."

Roger utters an elaborate subterfuge.

Allen scratched his head:

"Actually, I don't understand."

"But this does not prevent me from selling information..."

talking.

He turned around and pulled out a stack of papyrus from the dark compartment under the stool.

After Roger readily paid the tariff.

Allen spread them one by one on the bar counter and introduced:

"'Lightning Frogs', there are a lot of these things, but they are too fast, no one can catch them..."

""Wyvern" haunts the backing mountain area, it is very dangerous, so it is not recommended to hunt alone. "

"The "Thunder Gryphon" is also on the other side of the mountain, more dangerous, hunting is not recommended. "

""Evil Ghost Crow", um, let's focus on this!

There are many evil ghost crows around the mirror lake.

This kind of monster could not have become a climate.

But recently there have been signs that demons have evolved.

Not only can they possess crows, they can even attach to cattle, sheep, pigs and dogs... I personally suggest that you better not go to Mirror Lake. "

...

He rambled on about the dozen or so monsters nearby.

Roger put away the papyrus and thanked him.

the end.

He asked in a low voice:

"Is there a way into the mountain?"

The tauren froze for a moment.

Immediately he said with a naive smile:

"That's not something you can buy for a fee."

"But if you can win tonight's arm wrestling contest, I will give you some clues."

This guy really has a lead on Drovas!

Roger was already full of curiosity about Alice, so he said:

"Then let me sign up."

Allen suddenly showed a professional smile:

"The registration fee is 600 copper orders, please settle it."

"Thank you for your patronage."

In that split second.

Roger felt cheated again, but he still decided to trust his perception!

And when he pays.

The laughter of the group of mercenaries came from the corner of the tavern again.

Roger glanced at them.

He left without saying a word.

...

Night fell.

The tauren tavern was very lively.

compared to daytime.

The number of people in the hall has more than increased tenfold!

Spectators crowded from the lobby to the door.

Roger was a little late.

If you find out, you can only go through the back door.

He was instinctively disgusted by the crowdedness of the bar.

Fortunately, the chaos didn't last long.

Allen came out and said a few words on the scene, and the most central rows of decks were cleared out and used as a venue for competitions.

that's all.

The 7th Arm Wrestling Contest at the Tauren Tavern kicked off!

...

There are a total of 29 contestants tonight.

The competition is divided into two rounds, the preliminary round and the final round.

The method of the preliminary competition is a very down-to-earth 'grab the table'.

That is to say, the contestants choose their opponents at random, and fight against each other on eight tables, and the losers are directly eliminated.

The winner is allowed to rest on the table for 3 minutes.

Then wait for the challenge from others.

in this mode.

Most people can be weeded out quickly.

Those who still sit on 8 tables at the end are the quarterfinals.

From the top eight is the final stage.

The rule is to draw lots and fight to determine the champion.

This set of procedures may not necessarily be fair.

But the atmosphere is in place.

in the hall.

Shouts, cheers, cheers, curses...

There came waves of sound.

It's easy for people to give up thinking and only have brute force in their minds.

Roger was in the middle of a group of hunks, looking inconspicuous.

But listen to Allen's order.

Immediately, a group of people went to pick up the table.

They don't care about tactics either.

The people who are attracted to the same table look at each other red-eyed, and just come up and do it!

...

"Grass!"

"You fucking foul!"

"One more time, just warming up..."

Similar voices came and went.

Roger watched patiently for a while.

I found that the people who took the initiative to rush forward were all locals, and their tempers were relatively straightforward. What they pay attention to in participating in the competition is to have a good time, and they don't have so many brains.

And those who did not do anything like him were mostly foreign adventurers.

They may not believe in the magic of Alice at all.

But they are very interested in the prize money of the champion, so each of them wisely chooses to save energy.

They want to wait until the end to make a move. Among the eight tables, there will always be weaker ones. They can easily enter the finals. Why bother?

Roger thought so too, but after observing for a while, he changed his mind.

After a while.

Roger picked a vacant table at random and sat down.

"Tell me in advance, don't blame me if your bones are broken."

The big man on the opposite side spoke in a rough voice.

Roger didn't speak, just held out his hand.

next second.

Two hands were held together.

Snapped!

Under the incredulous gaze of the big man, his hands were suddenly pressed on the table, no matter how hard he exerted, they remained motionless!

"You didn't count 123!"

The big man rebuked angrily:

"You are a sneak attack!"

Roger smiled:

"Admit defeat."

His right hand added half of his strength.

The big man's face suddenly turned into a pig liver color, and he jumped up as if someone had stepped on his feet:

"It hurts, hurts... I admit defeat!"

Roger let go of his hand slowly.

The big man left cursing, but a few seconds later, a guy dressed as a mercenary sat up.

"Do you want to rest?"

Allen leaned over and asked with a smile.

"No need."

Roger reached out to the mercenary.

The mercenary grabbed Roger's hand and said slowly:

"Don't try to sneak attack, wait for me to count to 12..."

3 words have not yet spoken.

His hand has already been pressed on the table!

"You fucking foul!"

The mercenary scolded angrily.

Roger blinked:

"I didn't make a foul, because there were no rules in the preliminary round."

"you lose."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

The mercenary cursed and looked at Allen next to him:

"Did he commit a foul?!"

Allen smiled foolishly:

"Welcome to the Tauren Bar."

"Go and have a drink, my treat."

The mercenary froze for a moment.

Then he walked away resentfully.

that's all.

in chaos.

Roger relied on his observations to successfully kill one challenger after another by relying on a sneak attack.

In the end, it steadily entered the quarterfinals.

He is very clear.

This kind of tavern competition in the countryside is not so particular.

Whoever holds the mentality of 'I must defeat everyone openly'.

Must be taught to be human.

So the top eight players are all ruthless characters like Roger.

Like the scarred face on the next table

On more than one occasion Roger has been seen frantically stomping on his opponent's toes during a match!

final round.

Scarface met an evenly matched opponent, so he kicked the opponent's crotch, knocking him unconscious.

In the chaos, no one cares anyway.

In this way, he entered the quarterfinals with great satisfaction.

Others are not so excessive, but they have their own means

Some spit directly on the opponent's face;

There are prostitutes distracted by pressing their breasts to each other's faces;

There are others who threaten with a knife;

It is also because of this that several fights broke out during the preliminary round, and everyone is used to it.

Just wait until they finish playing and continue to compete.

...

In short.

In this 'friendly and harmonious' atmosphere, the game has successfully reached the rematch stage.

Because the rematch is conducted in pairs.

So everyone will be more or less restrained.

After all so many pairs of eyes watching.

Doing too much is also troublesome.

So Roger watched helplessly as his opponent, a mercenary in his prime, put on a whole set of extraordinary equipment that seemed to increase his strength!

on the data bar.

...

"Insight: You realize that you can't use this whole set of extraordinary equipment with the economic level of 'Tony'"

...

"Sixth Sense: You sense that 'Tony' spent all his savings renting this outfit"

...

"Come on boy!"

"Let's fight fairly!"

The soldier named Tony urged impatiently.

Roger smiled.

He took out the "Strange Power Bracer" with his backhand and put it on.

Originally, with his blackjack strength, winning the championship should be an easy task.

But after a while I watched it.

There are obviously hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this tauren tavern.

Tony is already very good at martial arts!

in preparation.

Roger observed that one of the two at the next table had transformed into a bear using the polymorph spell!

And the other is even more exaggerated.

He didn't know where he got a mechanical arm and armed it on his right hand!

Both of them were taken aback when they were ready.

They couldn't help but looked at each other.

Then they both start accusing each other of cheating.

The audience also divided into two factions.

They blamed each other and cursed.

See this scene.

Roger really doesn't know how Thompson won the fifth championship!

What kind of arm-wrestling match is this in a small town tavern?

He looked around at the tables around him.

All of you sitting here are gods!

...

certainly.

Immortals are also divided into high and low.

In an environment full of swear words, the rounds of fights between gods and gods finally came to an end.

The competition ushered in a climax!

The finals reached the final round, and one of the opponents was the one who used the armed mechanical arm.

The other one is Roger.

During this journey, he encountered some difficult enemies; but under the double suppression of extraordinary perception and extraordinary strength, the enemy's insidious tricks were ineffective against him, but his insidious tricks were repeatedly accomplished.

In fact Roger did nothing.

That is, every time in a match, quietly use Piaoyun Palm to greet the opponent's private parts...

We are all men.

The key is too easy to find.

Once you are caught by the root of your life, the work in your hands will be soft...

This trick has been tried and tested, but it also attracted a lot of hatred for Roger. Those who were eliminated by him felt very unfair.

Roger noticed.

Several people ran over and whispered to his opponent.

So before the start of the finals.

The man with the robotic arm disappeared for a moment.

When he appeared again.

Roger noticed that his steps looked stiff.

...

"Insight: You noticed that 'Cybernan' was equipped with some kind of crotch protector"

...

"Very thin."

"It's all been prepared."

Roger looked at Cybernan with great interest.

"I won't show mercy."

Cybernam said viciously:

"Boy, I heard about your dirty tricks. If you don't admit defeat, I will use this arm to break your bones, beat you hard, and throw you into the ditch in the backyard!"

"The thing I hate the most in my life is cheating people like you!"

"Hmph! Good luck mating, too?"

Say it.

He vigorously showed off his mechanical arm.

Roger didn't speak, just held out his hand.

next second.

Under the eyes of everyone's expectations.

Roger's fleshy palm was held together with Cybernan's mechanical hand.

The two are almost at the same time.

Click click click!

Noisy mechanical sounds sounded, and the bursting sound of the primordial stone almost overwhelmed the cheers of the audience!

The two sides played against each other.

Cybernam felt that he had the upper hand!

So he decided to go all out to win the game!

But the next second.

The dimension of Roger's right hand suddenly skyrocketed!

...

"Reminder: You activated the 'Kirin Arm'"

...

In the surprised eyes of everyone.

Roger's right hand, which soared three times, easily pressed the mechanical arm on the table!

Zizizi!

Bursts of black smoke even rose from Cybernan's shoulders!

"No! You cheated!"

Saber Nan roared thickly with a red neck.

He threw off the unicorn arm and rushed towards Roger.

Roger easily moved halfway away.

Just when he wanted to subdue this guy, a strange throb came to his heart!

...

"Reminder: Your 'unicorn arm' is out of control..."

...

next moment.

Under the horrified gaze of the audience.

Roger's big hand pressed hard on Cybernan's buttocks!

"Cross la la!"

The sound of metal breaking and bone shattering came together!

next second.

The hysterical wailing of Sebernan and the gasping of air from the audience came from the tavern.

"let go!"

Cybernan groaned profusely with sweat, "I admit defeat..."

The voice did not fall.

The big hand grabbed it again.

Blood soared out.

Those with sharp eyes can see that Cybernan's ass seems to be split in half!

for a while.

More chaos in the tauren tavern!

...

"Using the unicorn arm to tear an enemy's buttocks under the watchful eyes of everyone, your country legend (Wushan Town) has set a new milestone"

...

"Country Legend (Smoky Mountain Town):

You became famous as the champion of the seventh arm-wrestling competition at the Tauren Tavern.

But what really made you famous is your ruthless methods.

In Wushan Town and surrounding areas.

The name 'Roger the Cracker' is being widely circulated."

...

"Why do you need to sign up with your real name?"

In the pigsty late at night.

Roger seriously reflected on his mistakes.

Perhaps it was Thompson's enthusiasm and kindness that gave him a feeling of returning to Tongma Town.

When signing up, he actually filled in his real name.

This is just great.

Fame came so suddenly that he was a little caught off guard.

"Fortunately, here is Kuinan..."

Roger frightened for a moment.

Just at this time.

Alice came over gracefully and rubbed his head.

Roger's mood immediately calmed down.

After winning the championship prize.

He was led by Alan to the pigsty in the backyard.

Said it was a pigsty.

Cleaned but clean like a guest room.

Alice doesn't have the mess of a pig either, she's a bit like the pet little sweet pig in her previous life, cute yet elegant.

do not know why.

After being rubbed twice by Alice.

Roger's mood suddenly improved.

He glanced at the data bar.

There was no abnormal reaction.

So he boldly leaned on Alice.

And then take some tentative measures from time to time.

He wanted to find out what was going on with the lucky halo on the gilt.

from beginning to end.

Alice was very docile.

Only when Roger hurt her would he hum twice.

But until dawn.

Roger did not discover the secret of the "lucky halo".

He was a little unwilling to try again with Alice.

But soon he was kicked out by Allen.

"It's time!"

The tauren still has that simple and honest face:

"You will be lucky today!"

"You'll know as long as you go out and look around."

Roger dubiously left the pigsty.

...

While having breakfast in the tavern hall.

Roger met yesterday's group of mercenaries again, but this time the young man didn't laugh, probably because the "hip splitter" has been declared.

But after all, there was something strange in their eyes.

Roger didn't care either.

After a hasty meal.

He left the tavern.

Today his target is mainly the monsters around the town.

"Let's start with the flood of lightning frogs!"

Roger thought so.

So he headed east out of town.

He walked a part of the country road.

After a while.

A crow came head-on, it stopped on a nearby branch, and made an ugly cry at Roger.

"He said it would be good luck..."

Roger grumbled in his heart.

He strode toward the farm to the east.

The crow immediately flapped its wings and flew away.

after awhile.

When he stopped to look at the road sign.

The crow appeared again.

It stopped on a nearby branch and screamed at Roger.

"It's so unlucky..."

Roger frowned.

In his perception, this crow is not even a monster, so it is not worth hunting.

"It shouldn't be a scouting familiar, it's just a simple crow..."

Think so.

Roger let it go anyway.

After choosing the direction.

He moves on.

But at this moment.

Suddenly a gust of wind came from behind him, his extraordinary perception told him that the crow had actually attacked him!

That moment.

Roger realized something was wrong!

Normal animals will not attack humans!

next second.

He turned around and tried to hit a crime mark.

...

"Reminder: The Evil Mark has been bound to 'Evil Crow'"

...

"Such a high camouflage value?"

Roger was taken aback.

It's too late to say it.

The crow had already jumped in front of his eyes, but how fast was Roger's nerve response?

But saw his right hand raised slightly.

The bulging air wave smashed through like a sharp knife!

"Martial Arts: Taiyi Lihuo Knife"!

Crash!

The long flame knife wiped away ruthlessly.

There was only a black charred corpse left on the ground.

Roger looked up at the data bar.

next moment.

His expression suddenly became very exciting!

...

"Click to view attribute promotion status"

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