I’m Really Playing Basketball

The 2005-2006 regular season game is over.

But there are still two days before the start of the playoffs. During these two days, the entire NBA is taking stock of this magical season.

Except that most of the pages are taking stock of the two 'superheroes', Chen Xiao and Ray Allen, there are actually some very interesting stocktaking after the end of the season.

For example, on the NBA's official website, wonderful quotes from NBA players and coaches during the 25-week regular season of this season are released for fans and netizens to vote for. The winner of the "best quote" will be the one with the most votes.

The results will be announced before the playoffs begin on April 22.

In the provisional vote, Chen Xiao said to Stoudemire in the game against the Suns, "I hope you can be stronger than the Admiral in this game, otherwise... you will cry." "

‘I will cry. ’ This Chen Xiao’s famous saying this season ranked first in the voting.

If it weren't for a player or a coach who only had one quote to make the list, I'm afraid the top ten would all be what Chen Xiao said.

NBA officials started doing this event in 2003, and Chen Xiao has won three consecutive championships.

In 2003, there was no limit on the number of quotes a player could receive, and in the end the top ten were all Chen Xiao.

Later, because of Chen Xiao, the NBA changed the rules.

There's no way, Chen Xiao is really good at talking.

Although the NBA's official 'Best Quote Award' means nothing to Chen Xiao.

After all, such an award is a bit of a spoof, and he has won many awards in this category in China.

For example, the ‘Tencent Most Beautiful Calf Award’, the ‘Sina Dunk King’ and so on.

However, although Chen Xiao has nothing to do, he can't help but the fans are very enthusiastic.

Therefore, this event will be held until 2006.

However, it is true that there are still many players in the NBA who are very sharp-tongued, although they are not as "domineering" as Chen Xiao.

For example, after Chen Xiao, the Nuggets All-Star forward Anthony ranked second. When Anthony was asked about the difference in the intensity of the playoffs between the Eastern and Western Divisions, he said: " It's not hard to get into the middle of the standings (in the West).

If we were in the east, we would probably not be able to get into the middle reaches, just like being in the backyard of a house and having trouble getting in while the guard dog is barking.

But in the west, we have the opportunity to find an open door and hurry in. "

Why is this famous quote by Britney so popular among fans?

Doesn’t it seem like a simple comparison of the differences between the east and the west?

You will know if you taste it carefully, because when Xiao Tiantian said this sentence, the Bobcats were eighth in the Eastern Conference.

The lynx is what Xiao Tiantian calls the ‘eastern guard dog’, and Chen Xiao is the ‘barking guard dog’. '

Therefore, after Xiao Tiantian made this statement, it caused a huge controversy at the time, saying that Xiao Tiantian was calling Chen Xiao a dog.

Not to mention, it’s quite vivid. This season, Chen Xiao is scoring like crazy for the Bobcats’ playoff position. Isn’t he just a ‘barking vicious dog’?

How can fans not like such an image and cute metaphor?

Even Chen Xiao’s fans were calling Chen Xiao ‘my beast’, ‘dog’, ‘beast’ and ‘crazy dog’ during that time.

Of course, Chen Xiao originally had the nickname "Ferocious Beast".

For a while, the fans laughed like "The banana boat has capsized."

In the end, Xiao Tiantian came out to explain that she had no such intention at all, he just said it, purely for image.

However, no matter how Xiao Tiantian explains it, it is useless. For the fans, this 'scolding' Chen Xiao is too classic and too vivid.

And the third place is after Chen Xiao took the Bobcats away to lose to the Lakers this season. The reporters asked Kobe how he defended Chen Xiao in this game, allowing Chen Xiao to score 80 points.

Boss Ke said: "I want to put my hand on Chen's head. I did the same when I was defending Vanessa. He was like Vanessa tonight, keeping me immobile."

Good guy, Boss Ke, are you unable to move when you are defending your sister-in-law, or are you afraid to move?

Boss Ke used these words to very cleverly avoid the reporters' intention to imply that he had "short hands" and therefore could not prevent Chen Xiao from shooting.

The Kings guard Bibby is behind the boss of Ke. The Kings record is not good this season. The regular season is only the 10th in the Western Conference. Seeing that the old opponent is in such a difficult situation, how could O'Neal, who always likes to make fun of the Kings, let it go? .

Faced with O'Neill's dictating to the king, Bibby was not used to it: "Maybe he hopes to get more attention from others, because the magical boy has stolen everyone's attention and love, he is like losing candy As an adult, we can’t blame him for this. Next time I see him, I will smile, touch his pout and give him a candy.”

Bibby's words were quite damaging, which showed that O'Neal was inexplicably pointing fingers at the King because he was unwilling to lose his position and attention as the number one player, and wanted to gain publicity. On the other hand, he mocked O'Neal for being like a child who has not grown up. .

That being said, Shaq must have had a hard time at the time.

By the way, one of the top ten quotations entering the finals this time, Dayao, also entered, ranking tenth.

That was this year's All-Star Weekend. After Chen Xiao, Yao Ming and the Eastern and Western All-Stars had lunch with David Stern, Yao was asked what it was like to sit next to David Stern. .

Dayao said: "Usually when I see him, he is on the podium. I didn't know he was so short."

Dayao's words seem to be just like the previous nine famous quotes, but in fact Dayao is not swearing, but praising people with his super high emotional intelligence.

What Dayao means by this is that in the past, David Stern was the superior league president in my mind. As a young player, I have always looked up to him.

After getting closer to David Stern, I realized that he is so approachable and humble.

Dayao cleverly compared his height with David Stern's to flatter the NBA president.

Dayao's words are a bit like, "This woman is not a human being, she is a deity descended from the mortal world." Raising a son is a thief, stealing peaches to offer to his mother. ’ sounded like a curse at first, but when I thought about it, this flattery was so flattering that it made me smile.

This is flattery of the highest order.

The NBA regular season is over and the playoffs are about to begin. However, Chen Xiao and the Bobcats players, who are the center of public opinion in the NBA playoffs, have not been dizzy by such a whirlpool of public opinion.

If this playoff is an ordinary playoff, the Bobcats with many young people on the team may be dizzy.

But the luck of dragging bucks.

The Bucks themselves chose to look down on the Bobcats, which angered the Bobcats players.

Don't you look down on us?

Then we will give you a hard time!

Looking at his young teammates at this time, Chen Xiao kept nodding with satisfaction: "The military spirit is available!"

Because of the upcoming NBA playoffs and the duel between the Bobcats and Bucks, the first round of this year's NBA playoffs can be said to have reached an incredible level of popularity.

Even David Stern in New York was stunned by the popularity.

But after thinking about it, a smile appeared on the president of the league: "Isn't this what it should be?"

On the other side of the NBA headquarters in New York, a certain bald man who contributed to the great prosperity of the NBA was secretly proud.

All for the NBA!

And this is his ideal NBA!

Although he was a little crazy for the appearance of this glory, Mr. Stern should be understandable.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door in the bald head's office.

"Come in, what's the matter?"

"Sir, Mr. President hopes that you can go to China on his behalf tomorrow to attend a meeting that will last half a month."

"I see."

As the successor trained by David Stern, he often receives the task of attending events on behalf of the president.

After all, it was of course the prince who replaced the busy emperor in offering sacrifices to heaven.

Therefore, the bald man never thought that this was David Stern's move to leave the country, or that he would not have the opportunity to participate in this year's playoffs. He also never thought that David Stern was going to do something about him. After enjoying what he created, After this delicious fruit, he kicked the gardener away and used his 'death' to demonstrate the NBA's 'fairness, justice and openness'.

The bald head doesn't even know now that he is about to be 'one person with multiple uses', and the bald head doesn't even think now that he will change from the 'prince' to the 'worst tool'.

So, when leaving, facing David Stern's praise and encouragement, he was so careless that he didn't even wipe his butt or flush the toilet before leaving.

Why go to China for a business trip?

David Stern believes that after he informed the world about what happened, it would be impossible for him to escape from China.

Looking at the bald man happily leaving his office, David Stern's eyes were filled with sadness.

After all, even if you have a dog, it still has feelings.

He has kept this dog for fifteen years.

From his special assistant to first vice president.

For him, he even gave up his good partner and first assistant, Rod Thorn.

Therefore, he was very sad when he did whatever it took to benefit the business interests of those behind the NBA.

In order not to alert others, he has been turning a blind eye. After all, after being the prince for so many years, there is also a group of people behind him.

If you don't kill a snake, you will definitely be bitten by a snake.

He needed to separate him from those behind him.

Otherwise, in a business alliance, it will not be him who loses everything in the end, but himself.

After all, the person who represents the interests of the business bosses in the NBA is not himself, but him.

"Now, everything can end."

David Stern gently lowered the photo with the bald man on the table.

From now on, the future NBA he designed will take another unknown path.

A path he didn’t even know himself.

Chen Xiao and the Bobcats players definitely don't know about the treacherous nature of Bo Yun at the NBA headquarters and David Stern's talent for dancing.

On the evening of April 21, 2006, Chen Xiao led the Bobcats from Charlotte to Milwaukee.

In this playoffs, Chen Xiao and the Bobcats will be stationed at Marquette University in Milwaukee, which is Chen Xiao's hometown.

When Chen Xiao brought the Bobcat players to Marquette University, Chen Xiao received the greatest courtesy from Marquette University officials and students.

As the greatest NBA player in the history of Marquette University, Chen Xiao is the symbol of Marquette University in the NBA.

In the training hall of Marquette University, Chen Xiao met his "good student" and "brother and brother" Steve Novak.

This dear good student will participate in the NBA draft this year.

At the same time, Chen Xiao also met some former acquaintances and teammates in the training hall.

Junior guard and senior, Caudell Henry, is now coaching the team after failing to enter the NBA.

In addition, of course there are the very familiar team head coach Tom Crean and assistant coach Tim Buckley.

In addition, there is Stephen Curry, the eldest son of team assistant coach Dell Curry.

Little Curry went to college this year. Originally, he wanted to go to Duke, but Coach K thought he was too thin and too small to adapt to the intensity of professional basketball games, so he didn't want him.

Finally, after thinking about it for a while, Curry wondered whether he could let Chen Xiao move Curry to Marquette University.

Finally, on Chen Xiao’s recommendation, Curry went to Marquette University.

In addition to Curry Jr., Jordan's eldest son Jeffrey Jordan was also recommended by Chen Xiao to Marquette University.

After arriving at the Marquette University training facility, Chen Xiao was chatting with old acquaintances from the team.

In addition to these old acquaintances, Chen Xiao also met here the most talented high school student recruited by Marcourt University in history, the second high school student in the United States in 2006, the template is Chen Xiao's little Chen Xiao, Kevin Duran special.

This shy, handsome black boy like Xiao Zhan was recommended by Chen Xiao's big brother in college and now the second assistant coach of the team, Caudell Henry.

"Chen, his name is Kevin Durant. He is a super genius known throughout the United States. He is your fan and the 'Little Novak' of our team."

"Little Novak?!"

After listening to Big Brother's introduction, Chen Xiao looked at his good junior Novak next to him in shock. Steve, are you so good now? !

"Chen, Caudle was joking."

"Hahahaha, Steve, I'm not joking. NBA experts say that Kevin is a combination of Steve (Novak) and Rudy (Gay). When Kevin entered the NBA, he became a 'little beast 'I said before that he was 'Little Novak' and there was no problem.

Kevin, you feel the same way, don't you? "

The shy and paralyzed young man nodded towards Chen Xiao.

Steve, you really can!

But thinking about Novak's performance in the NCAA this season, my dear junior does have a good name in the NCAA.

This season he averaged 17.5 points per game, shot 46.7% from three-point range, and averaged 4 three-pointers per game.

Ray Allen averages 5.4 three-pointers per game in the NBA. It is crazy that three-pointers account for half of the points.

As for my good junior, his three-pointers accounted for 68.6% of the total points!

Crazier than Ray Allen.

Which one is more difficult, the NCAA averaging 4 three-pointers per game and the NBA averaging 5.4 three-pointers per game?

Maybe the NCAA is a little more difficult. After all, the pace of the game is there and there aren't many rounds in a game.

Therefore, in this season's NCAA, Novak is the number one sharpshooter, NCAA superstar player, a high school student, even if he is the second high school student, being his small model is not an insult to Durant.

Novak was definitely not scolding Durant, but praising him.

After all, last year's No. 1 high school student in the country is still playing as a substitute in the NCAA.

High school is high school, and college is college, unless you are a high school student like James or Oden.

Big brother Caudell said that Durant is his fan, and Chen Xiao knows this.

After all, as the second high school student in the United States, Durant is not unknown.

He also often gives interviews. When he is interviewed, he often says that his idols are Chen Xiao, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady, and Carter.

And the reason why he turned down invitations from so many top schools and came to Makut University was because of him.

This is what Curry said.

The scene is like this.

"Kevin, when I tried out at Duke, Coach K admired you very much. Why did you reject Coach K's invitation? Isn't it good to form a team with those geniuses at Duke?"

"No, I don't need to stick together. It's boring to stick together. I can lead a group of subordinates like the Wonder Boy to defeat the strongest!"

What a righteous child!

Like Xiao Zhan, he is a good kid who can protect the justice of basketball with him!

According to Curry, he was overwhelmed by Durant's charisma at the time, and he didn't think there was any problem with Durant saying to his face that his teammate was a dog.

In other words, as a high school student who did not even enter the top 100 in the United States, an ordinary high school student was recognized as his partner by the second highest high school student in the United States. This not only did not make Curry feel sad, but also made him feel very motivated. .

At the time, Marquette's three eagles, Wade, Chen Xiao, and Ron Howard, were not among the top 100 players in the country.

Now, Steve Curry, KD, and DeAndre Jordan will form the new Marquette Three Eagles!

Yes, it is like that.

As for Durant, Curry and DeAndre Jordan, these three lovely young people

Chen Xiao was full of anticipation and appreciation.

"Chen, do you like these boys playing house?"

"Chris, I don't think they're playing house.

Do not underestimate a righteous heart. "

Do you not underestimate a righteous heart?

Xiao Pao took a deep look at the three young people not far away.

Thoughtful.