I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"Well, Vice President Chang Tian, ​​I admire you very much for your painstaking efforts to promote the development of the spirit removal industry!"

Seeing that Hiroshi Tsuneda was about to begin the long speech he had repeated countless times today, which was even more drowsy than chanting sutras, Hongfa hurriedly spoke first.

"However, the monks don't tell lies. The poor monk grew up in the temple since he was a child. He never knew what 'liquid that can make weirdness into a Buddha' was refined in the temple."

This afternoon, Hiroshi Tsuneda suddenly dressed in cassocks, monk robes, straw sandals and Buddhist beads bought in the shopping street outside the temple gate, and "killed" him from the approach outside the temple with three knocks and nine prostrations.

It is said that if you sincerely convert to Buddhism, you must shave in front of the Buddha, make great ambitions, and learn the refining method of "the secret treasure of liquid to become Buddha and eliminate spirits" secreted by Kawasaki Daishiji Temple.

After that, he chanted scriptures and chanted Buddha in the "Fudo Hall" where Fudo Myoko was enshrined, and directly transformed into the deity of "Fudo Myoko", and he did not leave.

I also took a vegetarian meal at Kawasaki Daishiji Temple.

"You don't have to be self-effacing when you host the Dharma. Last night on the Tomei Expressway, I witnessed with your own eyes the little monk Araki who practiced with hair in your temple, using that magic treasure..."

"Although I personally tasted the taste of the residual liquid afterwards, I couldn't tell because the ingredients were too complicated..."

Hiroshi Toda's glasses reflected the flames of the ever-burning lamp, making Hongfa somewhat unable to see his expression clearly.

"A monk with hair... Araki monk?!"

Hearing the other party's words, Hongfa couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching.

"Well, Mr. Araki did practice in our temple for a short period of time after he opened his spiritual consciousness, but he was not a registered monk in our temple... As for the secret treasure, he must have made it himself..."

Araki Sousuke's related matters are the top secret of the association, and only he and Tokimoto Ichiro know about it, except for the spirit remover involved.

Presumably, what Venerable Araki did when he exorcised the spirit caused Vice President Tokita to misunderstand.

"Hey, it seems that my sincerity is not enough."

Just when Hongfa's words flickered and he was thinking about how to explain it, Tokita Hiroshi sighed quietly.

"The teachings of the Buddhas have no fixed appearance, because all dharmas are empty, since they are everywhere..."

After giving Hongfa a look of "you continue to make up", he turned stiffly to face the ancient Qingdeng Buddha, and continued to twirl beads and recite Buddhist scriptures silently.

"No, Vice President Changtian, you just..."

Looking at Hiroshi Tsuneda who once again became the "Fudo Myoko", Hongfa also looked extremely helpless.

The other party was wearing a "fake monk's robe" for tourists to take pictures of, and he was reciting a copy of the Buddhist scriptures that were not the version of the Zhishan sect of Shingon sect belonging to the Kawasaki Daishiji Temple. Mention "sincerity"...

"But, that's not okay... I've said it all, that, look... this heart will sink deeper and deeper, gradually, gradually..."

Just when Hongfa was considering whether to let a few strong "knowledge monks" come over to "see off the guests", Hiroshi Tokoda's cell phone rang.

"What?! Yin Yang Liao went to the Zong Inai Office to complain, saying that the people in our association did not exorcise spirits according to regulations, and awakened the sleeping ghosts and gods in Toyama Park, resulting in the destruction of the Yin Yang formation and the razing of Hakone Mountain?!"

"Are you sure it's a ghost?! Hurry up and explain it in detail... Pain pain..."

The sudden and explosive news on the phone shocked Hiroshi Tsuneda so much that he almost broke his neck again.

"The leader of the team is Kotori Yumami from Akagi Shrine... Originally, he was performing the task of exorcising spirits in Toyama Park..."

Listening to the report on the other end of the phone, Hiroshi Tsuneda rubbed his chin and pondered.

Non-entrusted despiritual tasks, that is, tasks that are not on the association's task list, and which are accepted by the desiccators themselves or performed by chance.

Because the target is uncertain and difficult to determine afterwards, and there is no client as a source of funds, basically the association will not issue additional task bonuses, and the rewards can only be negotiated by the spirit remover and possible clients.

Therefore, the spirit removers have always given priority to completing the tasks issued by the association.

"Xiao Niaoyou Miko has always acted cautiously. When encountering such a situation, she will report to the association and will not act rashly..."

Kotori Yumami comes from Akagi Shrine, one of the three Edo shrines with profound heritage.

With her powerful spirit-elimination skills, humble and well-behaved behavior, mature and steady style of behavior, and gentle and beautiful appearance, she has become a unique dazzling star among Shinto priestesses of the Association. A popular promotion candidate for the spirits.

"Could it be that Yinyangliao has seen the rapid development of the association recently and deliberately took the opportunity to suppress it..."

It stands to reason that the term "spirit removal is not standardized" can never be associated with a "superior spirit remover" like her.

"What, to assist her in her actions, there is also the apprentice Araki Sousuke?!"

Hearing a certain name, dense veins appeared on Hiroshi Toda's bright forehead: "I see, it must be the fault of that unruly guy!"

『However, how could a small bird tour priestess like Yamato Nadeko be willing to guide such a punk-like guy to carry out the task of exorcising spirits? ! Could it be that he secretly photographed something incredible and was forced to do such and such things... No, I will never allow...』

Hearing Hiroshi Toda exclaim a familiar name, Hongfa on the side also listened with some concern.

"What about the ghosts and gods at the scene... have been completely repelled by the two of them? They are quite capable..."

Hearing the good news at last, Hiroshi Toda relaxed slightly.

"What, a large amount of unknown liquid with a foul smell remains on the ground at the scene?"

Hearing words such as "stinky" and "unknown liquid", he suddenly glanced resentfully at the presiding officer beside him.

"Well, I'm in Kawasaki Daishiji Temple to discuss important matters with the head of Hongfa... I don't need to send a car, I will drive back by myself later..."

"By the way, did you report to President Tokimoto... The old man is now at Tokyo Metropolitan Women's University, and he has sent a car to pick him up? He must be exorcising in such a place at such a late hour..."

"Chairman Tokimoto is so old, and he is still diligently exorcising his soul late at night without leaving his name. He really is a role model for my generation!" If I can standardize the profession of spirit remover as soon as possible, the old man can retire with peace of mind as soon as possible and enjoy the rest of his life...』

After hanging up the phone, Tokita Hiroshi suddenly approached Hongfa: "Now, does the host of Hongfa still want to deny it?"

"Denied... what, what?!"

In the middle of the night, a man in Mediterranean glasses with a neck immobilizer and a greasy face was suddenly pressed to the tip of his nose in an ambiguous position. Even Hongfa, who had a strong heart, had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead.