I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"There's plenty of precipitation, so what can you do, Sister..."

When she fell to the bottom of the stairwell, a man's low praise came from Niya's earphones.

"Tsk, it's not time for business to brag, and I'll leave the rest to you... If you don't deal with the 'fire source', this fire may come back at any time."

Maintaining the embarrassing landing posture with the head on the ground and the group of buttocks sticking out, Niya put her face on the ground as if giving up, and Niya showed a self-deprecating smile.

"Because of your plan, Miss Ben is so soft now that she can't even move a finger."

After launching such a large area of ​​"Holy Prayer, Rain of Our Lady", no matter how much "Maria's Juice" he drank, he would not be able to recover in a short while.

"Don't worry, this time, I promise I won't let her run away again."

In the communication, there was a confident promise from the man.

...

Bunkyo District, Hongo 5-chome, the ruins of Honmyoji Temple.

The powder flames that originally covered a full five kilometers had been compressed into the fence of the cemetery under the rain.

And the flame people who once raged in the fire have long since disappeared without a trace, leaving only black air rising up like thick smoke.

"Buddhism saves all living beings, moistens all things like rain..."

Standing in the center of the cemetery, the "Incarnation of Bliss" at the bottom of the palm-shaped crater stretched out his palms with some sighs to catch the raindrops falling from the sky.

"Zizizizizizi..."

The raindrops fell on the palm of the "Avatar of Ultimate Bliss", corroding a large hole like sulfuric acid, and continued to soak into the ground as if entering a no-man's land.

"Where is this powerful, rain of Dharma?"

Even the scarlet filaments that drilled in and out of the surface of her legal body seemed to be afraid of something, and disappeared completely.

"The dharma rains down in the sky, and it will inevitably lead to the incarnation of the Bodhisattva, and the arhat will come down from the vulgar... Gudong, Gudong..."

The Buddha's radiance dissipated in the rain, and lying in the powder flames with a dazed expression and dry mouth, Hongfa drank the ammonia-smelling and slightly salty raindrops for some reason to maintain his sanity, while consoling him earnestly: "Zongchun, the heavens have come! The dharma rain and the Buddha's decree have been manifested, so turn back and be right!"

"Hee hee, when Master Kukai lived in this world, I took him as my teacher..."

The "Incarnation of Ultimate Bliss" is like a melting wax figure in the tyrannical raindrops, repeating the process of corrosion, melting, and restoration, sometimes holy like a bodhisattva, sometimes terrifying like a ghost.

"After Kukai-sensei's Nirvana, I took my Buddha as my teacher, and finally found the boat to cross to the other shore. How could I be willing to return to the shore and waste my life?"

"This dharma rain is destined not to last. After that, my flame will return to the earth..."

The raging pink flames in Kato Junko's eyes came out of the frame, and she licked the salty rainwater between her fingers foolishly, smiling charmingly.

"Until the desires in every corner of this planet are satisfied with great joy, my ambition will not stop. No one can escape from my endless paradise!"

"Crazy...crazy...you have been completely bewitched by this thing..."

Hongfa shook his head slightly, his eyes were not worried about the situation, but full of regret and heartache.

It was myself and Mr. Kukai who were too confident and indulgent in Zongchun's "talent" at the beginning, which led him to go astray in Buddhism and planted the seeds of disaster for today's scene.

"Bewitching? No, when senior brother realizes my great joy, he will definitely be happy for me to have this opportunity to save sentient beings."

Frowning slightly, the "Incarnation of Ultimate Bliss" stretched out a hand and stretched out to promote the Dharma...

"After all the living beings in this world are saved by me, I will incarnate in the center of this world and become the Bodhisattva of Joy that tastes all the desires of all creatures in this world!"

"Hey, what's the difference between your so-called saving sentient beings and the XXXXL tauren in "Yoshihara Yanshang"? "

The man laughed with disdain and ridicule, and sounded from the dense raindrops.

"Besides, it's not easy for you to 'resurrect by electric shock'. If you run away and become a Bodhisattva..."

The giant pink palm of "Incarnation of Ultimate Bliss" hovered above Hongfa's head upon hearing the sound.

"...What about the "Widowman" that has pre-sold 100,000 sets before filming is finished, and the "Fan Feedback Season Tickets" that have not been used after the sale? "

"Also, your current double voice, which is neither male nor female, can't be heard, will add a lot of post-dubbing costs to the publisher, right? 』

A strong figure strode through the rain curtain and slowly appeared from the gate of the cemetery behind Hongfa.

"Araki-sun... sir... Kawasaki Daishiji is incompetent, to teach such a bad student, shameless to face my Buddha... woo woo woo woo..."

Looking back at the person who came before, Hongfa knocked his head on the ground guiltily, tears streaming down his face.

"It really is you..."

Seeing who came, Junko Kato showed a complex expression.

"... Junior Brother Zongjie."

This blond man with a strong upper body, a bucket bag on his back, and a cigarette flickering on his mouth is none other than Sousuke Araki, who is soaked all over.

"In this way, this thick and rich dharma rain must also be written by you?"

"Ahem... No, you have to ask the Meteorological Bureau how it rained, it has nothing to do with me!"

"It's going to rain and my mother is going to get married. This stinky, yellow, strange rain must be caused by the incompetent government's discharge of too much nuclear waste water into the sea!" Maybe after this rain, there will be many mutant creatures that have biochemically mutated and climbed onto the land to take revenge on humans...』

Hearing the other party's question, Araki Sousuke's eyes flickered, his face was reddish, and he shook his head like a rattle in denial.

"Brother Hongfa, don't blame yourself, leave the rest to me."

He walked up to Hongfa whose face was full of rain or tears, and gently lifted him up.

"...Thank you Mr. Araki."

With his arrival, the powder flame that had been struggling in the cemetery was completely extinguished, turning into black resentment and being sucked into the body.

Sousuke Araki, whose pupils are shining with one golden and one white light, and Kobo, who also has the same Buddha light in his eyes...

Just like this, the two of them stood bare-chested, side by side, opposite the huge "Avatar of Bliss".

"So that's how it is...it's you, Junior Brother Zongjie, who rained down the dharma and quenched my desire!"

Looking at the scene in front of her, Kato Junko had a flash of doubt in her eyes, and then she smiled brightly: "Brother is young, not only is the Dharma so profound, but also the Celestial Eye is better than Senior Brother Hongfa..."

Sousuke Araki's profound "Buddhism" that accommodates the evil karma of all living beings, his "Tianyantong" that is more mysterious than propagating the Dharma, and the powerful Dharma rain pouring down on his head at this moment...

"...Master Kukai must have poured a lot of effort into you and taught you the Dharma of your life!"

Everything, in her heart, condensed into a certain answer that she had been asking for all along.