I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"Ah raccoon?!"

Under the surprised gazes of all the raccoons, the "giant shark" with a fist in the jaw turned into a pair of "meat bags" with curly hair...

"Why, how could a raccoon..."

"General Tuan Saburo used five hundred testicles to change the'jifu', isn't it an all-in-one enemy?!"

Looking at this scene, those "eight hundred and eight raccoon dogs" who were retreated halfway through the charge turned into petrification, and their eyes turned into panic.

"Could it be that this guy's 'testopower' is stronger than General Tuan Saburo?"

The eyes of countless raccoons focused on the man's "plain" crotch in an instant, but they couldn't see the slightest clue.

No matter what kind of image in the legend, the pair of huge golden jade between the raccoon's legs that does not match the body shape is always hard to look at and hard to ignore.

It's because the "power of change" of this kind of monster, which is infinitely changing and can confuse the fake with the real, is all stored in the gold and jade.

Thick and plump gold and jade can be turned into boats for friendship, quilts for winter protection, giant shields for self-defense, weapons for defending against enemies, equipment for training, vehicles for transportation, and tools for hunting...

Even some powerful monsters in legends can be reproduced, which can be described as infinitely wonderful.

In short, the bigger the gold and jade, the stronger the testosterone, and the stronger things can be changed as one likes.

And this Shuangyan Daimyojin, whose real name is Sado Dansaburo, is the general of the civet cat clan in the Sado area. He has achieved the body of ghosts and gods hundreds of years ago and has left (kneaded) (made) countless legends in the world.

What he transformed just now is an ancient fierce beast that has been passed down from generation to generation by the civet cat clan. It hides in the deep sea and can swallow a fishing boat with just a few strokes!

This half-headed "several strokes" that took "five hundred testicles" to achieve clearly has the strength to confuse the real...

But being crushed by this man in black tights who only had the "power of two testicles" with an unremarkable and insincere punch? !

"Oh!!!"

The heart-piercing cry of pain echoed in the hall of the shopping mall, calling back the shattered minds of the raccoons.

"Shuangyan... Great Mingshen?"

The giant raccoon named Dansaburo Sado had already knelt down on the ground in the posture of a horoscope at some point, with a distraught expression on his face: "I...my testicles..."

"No, the general!"

"Tuan, Tuan Saburo?!"

At this moment, His huge golden jade, which can be used as the third leg to support the body and symbolizes the "power of five hundred testicles", has disappeared without a trace under the white light.

"Amitabha, we have practiced for many years, and today we know how to cut off the roots of afflictions. It is better to have no testicles than to have testicles..."

Amidst the heart-piercing screams of the raccoons, Sado's Dansaburo glowed white all over his body, his face changed from sourness to serenity, and he folded his hands between his legs...

"It's fine that Tuan Saburo was defeated in one blow, but he actually became a Buddha instantly?! Wait, this guy is black..."

Looking at the scene of "breaking jade into gold and pinning it up, becoming a Buddha immediately", the "nonsense" before the seventh day of Ming Chu emerged in the minds of the two remaining "Great Ming Gods" in the hall.

"Could it be that what Ming Chuqi said is true? Jiuqianfang was also 'forced to become a Buddha' by this person?"

"The testosterone of the two of us is only one or two hundred higher than that of Dan Saburo... So, this guy's testosterone is at least a thousand testosterone..."

"No, it doesn't matter if you have a thousand testicles or two thousand testicles... In this world, I have never heard of an existence that can make ghosts and gods let go of their obsessions and become a Buddha..."

They looked at each other as quickly as lightning, but only saw the same disbelief and fear in each other's eyes.

As beings who are as famous as Sado Dansaburo and are on par in strength, after witnessing the scene just now, they are not at all sure of defeating the man in black in front of them.

"Returning to the world, if you meet a random person who eliminates spirits, you will have such strength... The world is so introverted now?"

In front of a strong enemy, the two "great gods" looked at each other deeply, revealing expressions of surprise.

"Although the recovery of the power of faith is far from enough, in the face of the strong, the 800 raccoon never backs down... You must show your real skills!"

They jumped high and turned into two tall and mighty giant foxes with brown fur and white belly in the air.

"Awaji, Shibaemon Tanuki..."

"Yashima, Taisaburo Tanuki..."

In mid-air, the two raccoons made seals on their chests with one hand and patted each other with the other...

"See ginseng!"

The strong power of ghosts and gods shot up from their bodies and intersected with each other.

Two huge "meat bags" swung out from between the legs, and collided fiercely in the air...

"Hey, let's not talk about whether it can still be used, one plus one equals one is not scientific..."

Under Araki Sousuke's surprised eyes, it melted into one!

"Full Moon·Beaver Fusion Technique!"

Supported by two giant raccoons floating in the air, the round, plump and ever-expanding "All in one gold jade", like a full moon rising in the night sky, directly broke through the glass ceiling of the shopping mall...

The gray-white arrogance of the two giant raccoons, along the slender arms between the legs, rushed towards the "full moon" in the sky.

"Ghost-Mask-kun, look! These guys seem to be planning to turn into something terrible..."

In the tactical glasses, Houhai Ludou simultaneously transmitted the footage shot by the drone above the shopping mall.

In an instant, the size of the golden jade that melted into the moon and stayed on the roof of the mall not only soared to a diameter of hundreds of meters, but also began to fluctuate and distort in shape...

Through the gradually shaped outline, one can vaguely tell that it is a giant with eight heads and eight tails.

Huge thick scales...

Huge eyes like red lanterns...

Thick and sharp snake teeth...

The scarlet forked tongue...

Long tail as sharp as a sword...

On the top of the shopping mall, a giant snake with eight heads and eight tails became more and more clear under the outline of ghostly spirit, and the coiled body stretched out towards the surrounding buildings as if waking up from a dream.

"Jie jie jie jie, as the first human being to witness our joint efforts to transform Yamata no Orochi, your Excellency has no regrets in this life!"

Seeing that the outline of the giant snake had been formed, Shibaemon and Taisaburo, who were floating on the top of the hall, also had their expressions lifted.

Yamata no Orochi, recorded in "Kojiki" and "Nihon Shoki", has eight heads and eight tails, with forests growing on its back, and an ancient giant snake that spans eight valleys and peaks.

The "Amazono Cloud Sword", the first of the three artifacts enshrined by the royal family today, is said to have been taken out of the body by Susanoo after beheading Yamata no Orochi.

It is also an unprecedented "huge project" for these two "big gods" to gather their life's testosterone and jointly transform them into legendary ancient beasts by means of the "skill of raccoon union".

"Ha, Yamata no Orochi?"

Standing in the lobby on the ground floor, looking up at the giant snake entrenched on the top of the shopping mall building through the big hole in the glass ceiling, Sousuke Araki rubbed his sore neck in embarrassment.