I'm Selling Exercises in Pirates

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The positive two-dimensional version: Hey, don't say anything next time, the whoring party is the best in the world, the pig's foot rice in the restaurant next door has risen to fifteen yuan, and the readers are all big men who are responsible for saving the world. Isn't subscribing to this kind of thing the most important manifestation of the bond between readers and authors?

Translation: Oh my god, hello dear reader, look at my damn memory, I almost forgot that this book is going to hit shelves [in the early hours of tonight]. If you don't mind , oh, I mean if, yes, if, when this book hits shelves, could you contribute a little subscription? For God's sake, I'm sure you wouldn't refuse to pay this poor Let the author help.

Zhihu version: Thank you for your invitation! People are on the construction site, moving bricks with tears, the weather is too hot, the brick hands, the dead of night, quietly coding, the new book is on the shelves, remember to subscribe, the insiders are too relevant to hide

Bilibili version of "Houlang": Those who keep saying that their novels are getting worse and worse should look at you, like me, I look at you with envy. The author has accumulated more than ten years of culture, all knowledge, insight, wisdom And art, like a gift specially prepared for you. The subject matter is novel, the characters are perfect, the plot is ups and downs, and the network is small to make it all. Love... Then, subscribe, readers, we will witness this book reach the glorious palace together !

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Zhu-kun Yada, will support the genuine version, and will not make the younger brothers lament in vain!

Thanks again, brother, and wish all readers:

Happy family reunion!

Healthy parents!

Love is sweet and warm!

Business is booming!

LOL put the super god!

Wow no need to queue.

On the shelves of the explosion plan!!!

There will be ten chapters on the first day, and each chapter will not be less than 2,500 words.

If the subscription is ok, then the author will die. Except for the time to eat and go to the toilet, the author directly holds the computer in his arms and will not die!