I'm Shenji, what are you doing?

Semiramis, the legendary queen who once ruled the Assyrian Empire.

Although she was born between the Syrian fish goddess Derketo and a human male, she failed to receive maternal love and was placed by the water. Later, she was warmed by the wings of a dove and nourished by the milk brought by the dove. Semiramis gradually grew up and was picked up by Simmas to learn various knowledge. Although she married the old general Onnes, she was attracted by the Assyrian king Ninus because of her beauty. ) taken away by love at first sight.

Onnes committed suicide because of this incident; on the other hand, Semiramis was deeply favored for proposing novel tactics to the king during the war, and soon officially became the princess. A few days after their marriage, she poisoned King Ninus and ruled Assyria as regent for decades.

This is regarded as the oldest remaining poisoning incident in the legend, so it is called the oldest poisoning murderer in the world. This is also based on the emergence of the Red Assassin in this Holy Grail War. His noble phantasm, Sikera Usum, was derived from this legend. The effect is the poisoning of the surrounding environment. Not only can various attacks be given poison attributes, but the air and magic power themselves can be poisoned. The type and form of poison can be freely chosen. If you are not careful, you will be poisoned and it is impossible to prevent it.

With a wave of his hand and a charming smile, the poison had seeped into the entire space. Shirou didn't even have a chance to resist, and he fell under the ubiquitous concept of "poison".

After poisoning her master, Semiramis raised her left leg under the heavy skirt and stepped hard on Shirou's neck with the high-heeled shoe he chose to match the dress. There is no doubt that with the strength of the servant, as long as this foot hits, it will definitely penetrate Shirou's throat.

At the critical moment, Shirou suddenly stopped twitching, rolled his eyes back up, and raised his free right hand to hold Semiramis' left foot.

"Oh, oh, it's really dangerous."

Hearing Shirou's sigh, Semiramis worked harder. Unfortunately, no matter how hard she tried or in which direction, Shirou's hand remained motionless, and she even breathed out a mouthful of colorful gas leisurely and continued to sigh.

"He is indeed the oldest poisoner. The poison he makes is different."

"You say the same thing every time, without any sincerity." It is not difficult to tell from her words that Semiramis poisoned her master not once or twice.

"No, no, I'm telling the truth." Shirou kept holding Semiramis's feet and lay on the ground, "The poison you give each time is different in terms of type and principle, and the taste is also different. It’s getting more and more unique. The taste is so sweet this time, probably because of the plant toxins extracted from datura. Next time, you can consider mixing in a little animal toxins such as puffer fish to make it taste better.”

"You will taste it next time." Semiramis snorted, "Can you let me go?"

"Okay - but don't use force, I'm afraid you'll fall."

"You don't have to worry about it." Semiramis said this, but she lost her strength on her feet.

Shirou didn't poke it, and let go of his right hand.

Semiramis stepped lightly on the foot, curved the corner of her mouth in a sinister arc, and was about to step down hard.

But I heard Shirou say with a half-smile: "I advise you not to do this. If you make a big move, be careful of exposing yourself like last time."

"You——!" Semiramis blushed and could no longer step on her left foot.

"Ah, actually it doesn't matter if you are exposed. Anyway, there is only one set of spiritual clothes for the servant. I have already seen it."

After saying that, Shirou put his hands on the ground, stood up, jumped up, and jumped off the bell tower in one go.

By the time Semiramis reacted, Shirou had already fled, and she was so ashamed and angry that she could only gnash her teeth alone.

"You, you guy——"

Just like this time, the last time she poisoned Shirou, she tried to do a last-ditch attack, but her movements were too big. Shirou said, "Oh, it's black, and it matches the dress very well." She was defeated without a fight, and was defeated. The proud empress felt deeply ashamed and humiliated.

Feeling the resentment, Shirou patted his heart and muttered, "It's so scary, so scary." He opened the heavy door, walked into the nave of the church, came to the altar, and put his hands on his chest.

"It's too late to pray to God now."

At the nearest bench, the figure of Semiramis appeared quietly, and with it was the sweet fragrance that was so strong that it couldn't be dissolved.

"It's never too late. As a clergyman, it's never too late to pray to God."

Shirou turned his back to Semiramis, unmoved.

"Put away your Noble Phantasm, don't destroy this place."

"Stop pretending, don't think I can't see that you don't believe in God at all." Semiramis refused.

"Whether you believe it or not, this is an ancient building with a long history. It would be a pity if it was damaged. And, have you forgotten, the same poison will not work on me twice."

"Hmph, I'll let you go this time."

"Thank you, Your Majesty the Empress, for your magnanimity." Shirou finished his prayer and turned around to express his thanks.

"One day, I will poison you to death!" The empress told her decision in a firm tone.

Not only was Shirou not afraid at all, but he showed an interesting smile: "Ah, I'm looking forward to it. But I'm afraid the 'Wine of the Arrogant King' alone is not enough. To poison me, you have to cooperate with another trump card."

"No matter what method you use, you can't hide your true intention of wanting me to create a 'courtyard'."

After all, Semiramis is the existence of King's Landing and a country, and Shirou's provocation is not worth mentioning in her eyes.

"Well, I don't deny this. Your courtyard can play a huge role in this Holy Grail War, especially for attackers like us, it is an indispensable stronghold. So, I want you to Create a courtyard as soon as possible and establish our advantage - then what is your answer?"

"It's not impossible for me to create a courtyard, as long as you ask me." Semiramis said in a difficult manner.

"Your Majesty, the compassionate Empress, please do a good job and create a courtyard." Shirou immediately bowed and bowed, his attitude was extremely bachelor.

"You, you still have pride without dignity." Semiramis was angry.

"How much does that stuff cost per pound? How many pounds can you sell it to me?" Shirou shrugged indifferently.

"You——!"

"Well, I beg and beg. You, the empress, won't regret it."

"Don't worry, I'm not an unscrupulous person like you. With all the materials available, I can make it in three days."

"The materials have been prepared, please do everything. In three days, we will attack Tulifas."

"In the remaining time, I can only let Pigeon collect intelligence."

The two suddenly stopped talking and looked at the door.