I'm Shenji, what are you doing?

"So you humans are really troublesome."

Half an hour later, at a world-renowned fast food chain, Arquette rested his chin on his hand and stared listlessly at Shinji sitting opposite, watching him swallow a burger in three mouthfuls, and said vaguely.

"I'm sorry, humans are so troublesome. They have to eat and sleep, they are very fragile, there are so many of them, and they have endless desires - but who told you to face a human being?"

"Wow, that sounds really bad."

"Yes, humans are such terrible creatures." Shenji seemed to have choked on eating too quickly, and quickly took a few sips of Coke, "However, even terrible humans have some advantages, such as creativity. "

"creativity?"

"Yes, look around you and compare it to the Millennium City where you live. This is the embodiment of creativity."

Erquet curiously looked at the store, which was mainly red and yellow and was designed to be clean and convenient. He thought carefully for a while and nodded seriously.

"It looks good. Now, do you think it would be interesting if I turned the castle into this?"

"Pfft~" Shenji couldn't hold it back and spit out a mouthful of coke, "No, please don't!"

A few drops of brown liquid splashed on her face. Her Royal Highness was not angry, but asked in confusion: "Why? Isn't this a bad look?"

"That's good, but..."

If you change the sacred place of origin of vampires, the "Millennium City Brownstad" with special significance, into McDonald's, those old monsters who have experienced the era of the true ancestors will go crazy, especially your sister Eltrucci.

Of course, it was impossible for Shinji to tell the truth. Anyone who knew something about the vampire circle knew that the relationship between the Bronstad sisters was very bad.

Elquet once had long golden hair that reached her waist, but this long hair was cut off by Elquet hundreds of years ago. As a price, Alterluchi was seriously injured by Alquet and had to disappear for many years. She signed a contract with "Varzia Night" in order to use the latter to collect blood to recover from her injuries.

Shinji didn't answer, but Elquit didn't want to give up and chased after him.

"But what?"

In desperation, Shenji could only find an excuse.

"But this is completely inconsistent with the style of vampires, at least the image of vampires spread in human society."

Unexpectedly, this reason aroused new interest in Elquit.

"Vampire style...how do you humans describe us vampires?"

"Red cloak and black dress, a 20,000-square-meter castle built by the sea, with rows of slaves and warehouses full of jewels. I start sleeping at 6 a.m. every day and lie down until 8:30 p.m., get up and get a bottle of plasma from 1982... Sorry, recently I’ve done a lot of crazy work, strung together lyrics, and started over again... Well, let’s think about it, I remember there is such a song that describes vampires.”

After taking another sip of Coke to moisten his throat, Shinji began to sing a cappella.

"Vines covered the count's grave. The castle was deserted and covered with weeds. The fat witch who couldn't ride a broom chanted spells in Latin, la la woo, and her black cat laughed like it was crying. …”

The name of the song is "William's Castle". It is one of the classic songs of Jay Chou, the leading pop singer in his previous life. It is also a song that Shen Er liked very much when he was young, and it is also a repertoire of his KTV. Even though six years have passed, I can still clearly remember the lyrics and melody.

After the song was sung, sporadic applause broke out from the surroundings, and some good-hearted young people whistled and shouted "encore" enthusiastically. Shenji is no exception to this kind of response. Magicians who are used to chanting mantras have a strong sense of rhythm and rhythm. Coupled with the clear voice that has not yet changed and the retro British-style tunes, praise is inevitable. . The only flaw is the Chinese lyrics, which Romanians can’t understand.

Yes, Romania.

The base point for the coupling between Millennium City and the real world is located in Romania, and it is indeed worthy of its name as the birthplace of vampires. The pronunciation of Myrenia, the home city of the Thousand World Tree clan, is almost exactly the same as that of Millennium City. I don't know if it is a coincidence or someone did it deliberately. It is just a pity that the famous name of "Flanders III" has been lost.

If you have the chance, find a way to fulfill his wish, and it will be worthy of the Noble Phantasm he gave you.

With this thought, Shen Er crossed his hands, palms together, and touched it gently. When he released it, there was already an iron sign in his hand that was as long as a finger and as thick as a millimeter. It was the miniature rafter pile summoned by the "Execution King".

The boy who had eaten and drank enough was playing with a precious phantom that was closely related to vampire legends, while listening to the vampire princess's thoughts on the lyrics.

Romanians can't understand Chinese, but Erquette can. She can read not only memories from the world, but also all kinds of recorded knowledge, including various languages. As long as she wants, she can become the world's number one translator at any time.

"Vampires should indeed live in old castles. However, it feels strange to be deserted and weedy. Many vampires regard themselves as nobles and usually keep some servants to clean the castle. Could it be that they have been sleeping for too long?"

"There are many Dead Apostles who were transformed by magicians through magic rituals. The witch you are talking about should be like this. The black cat is a familiar. Speaking of which, I also have a familiar that looks like a black cat."

"Werewolves, bats, and pigs are the result of filling their bodies with beast factors. The ancient Dead Apostles can do it. But what's the point of reading the Gospel of John before sucking blood? Aren't the church and vampires hostile?"

"And Princess Catherine, even if she eats male mice, why is she an AB blood type? Are there rats with AB blood type?"

"Now, now, are you listening?"

"I'm listening." Shenji narrowed his eyes, and the miniature rafter piles in his hands turned faster and faster.

"Then answer my question."

"what is the problem?"

"As expected, I didn't listen."

Arquette grunted dissatisfiedly, and stretched out his left hand like lightning to grab the annoying miniature rafter pile.

How could Shenji let her succeed? He used a delicate technique to move from his left hand to his right hand, while not forgetting to answer.

"I've said it before, that's the cognition of ordinary people and the product of human imagination and creativity - if you take it seriously, you'll lose."

"I won't lose!"

Seeing that he couldn't hold Shinji with one hand, Arquitet raised both hands. It's a pity that compared to such a small method, she is really no match for Shen Er. She caught it dozens of times in a row, but she couldn't catch what she expected.

At this time, applause and whistles rang out again, obviously treating the play between the two as a performance.

Hearing the support from others, Erquette became even more excited. She put her hands on the dining table, and then——

The table collapsed.