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Chapter 660 China on the Bite of the Tongue (Part 2)

"Staple foods usually provide most of the calories needed by humans. The Chinese cooking skills are unique. From the most ordinary pot of rice and steamed buns to the ever-changing exquisite staple foods, the Chinese people have worked hard and accumulated experience. The crystallization of it. However, no matter how many drinks, food and dishes we eat, the staple food will always be the final protagonist on the Chinese table.”

"Pancakes, one of the traditional staple foods in northern China, are said to have originated in Shandong. Lao Li's full name is Li Fuqiang. People who know him call him Lao Li. He has been making pancakes in this ordinary Shandong town for 30 years... …”

Along with the magnetic explanation, an inconspicuous black disk appeared on the screen.

An ordinary T-shaped wooden pusher shakes out a ball of batter and quickly spreads it on the disk. After more than ten seconds, a crystal clear pancake is quickly formed, sprinkled with some sauce and seasoning, and the filling inside is delicious. You are free to choose. In less than two minutes, a delicious and chewy pancake is ready.

Lorelaia was eating lunch when she saw this scene. Because she was busy with work recently, she did not leave the office, and habitually asked the restaurant to deliver a nutritious lunch. Taking advantage of the rare free time, she turned on the TV, put in the video tape, and prepared to watch it while eating. After just two bites, she found that the food in her mouth was getting harder and harder to swallow.

The so-called nutritious lunch is bread, fruits, vegetables, milk and meat. The nutrition is guaranteed, but the taste is indeed not very good. It is different from the white (pancakes), red (peppers), orange (carrots), yellow (eggs), The pancakes, with their distinct colors of green (green onions) and brown (sauce or meat), are still steaming, but they look deserted in comparison.

What's even more outrageous is that the video not only shows the making process of pancakes, but also frantically records the scene of a large group of Chinese people eating pancakes. At a rough count, there are more than a dozen, and in the end, it turns out that there are three men, one old, one young, and one young. Squatting on the side of the road, chewing pancakes until his mouth was full of crumbs. That young man was the special correspondent she sent.

"This bastard..."

The young queen of the clock tower angrily threw the half-eaten bread on the dinner plate and cursed at the smiling face holding pancakes on the TV screen.

"I asked you to go to China to deal with traitors, not to have fun. Just go and have fun, keep a low profile and don't let me know. But you - you, you guy actually took a video and even talked to Baizhi The magic materials were sent together, it’s simply abominable, yes, abominable!”

The eldest lady, who received a good education since she was a child and has a poor vocabulary of vulgar words, has long forgotten that yesterday she even praised her special correspondent, saying that he was very efficient. In just ten days, five traitors have been executed, and some of them had their magic seals peeled off in a special way.

After sulking alone for a while, Lorelaia took a sip of coffee and prepared to continue eating. When she lowered her head, she suddenly found a note in the box of the video tape.

Opening it casually, the first thing I saw was a big simple smiley face made up of five arcs and three circles. The first impression was very disappointing - if other travelers from China saw it, they would definitely shout "funny".

There is also a line of small writing on the back of the note.

"Hey, miss, long time no see. Do you miss me?"

Who will miss you asshole.

"I miss you very much. Let me guess, you must be angry now, right? How many times have I told you that the queen must have the majesty but also change her temper, otherwise she will age quickly."

Go away, you bastard, are you here specifically to piss me off?

Lorelaia had a hard time resisting the urge to tear the note into pieces.

I'm not worried about getting old. Magicians have many ways to stay young.

"I know you must be even more angry, but I really didn't mean it. Who made your British food so unpalatable? What about 'looking up at the stars' and famous dishes? Pig food is pretty much the same. Just eat fish and use a washbasin. Have you ever seen the fish soup in a package? Have you heard of the whole fish feast? British food, haha ​​- next time we meet, I will make a few for you. I learned this from a chef. I am sure you will want to eat it again. "

Is British food really that bad?

Look at the nutritious lunch in front of you, and then look at the video of fried rice on the TV screen.

Yangzhou fried rice, seafood fried rice, beef fried rice, assorted fried rice, golden fried rice...

All kinds of fried rice piled up on the entire table, it was like a full fried rice dinner. What's even more outrageous is that this is not a luxurious hotel, but a roadside stall, and the sanitary environment seems to be extremely poor.

The roadside stalls that represent the lower limit are so strong, so where is the upper limit?

In this comparison, British food...is really not good.

I can't eat anymore.

"Okay, I won't make you angry anymore, let's talk about something happy. By the time you see this video, half of my mission should have been completed, and the remaining half will be completed as soon as possible."

Huh, that's pretty much it. At this rate, the execution mission will be completed in half a month at most, and the rest...the exchange of discussions and the exchange of rune technology will not pose any safety issues, and it will not take too much time.

"After the mission is completed, I plan to stay in China for a while and walk around this ancient land. You know, I have the inheritance of Buddhism, and China is the most prosperous region of Buddhism, especially in XZ. Living Buddha, I hope you can gain something. You have to work hard, I am so strong now that I am afraid of myself, so be careful of being crushed by me."

Crush me? You think beautifully. You have no idea how huge and profound Barthemero’s imprint and inheritance are. When you come back, I will let you taste my power!

However, walking around in China... I remember he mentioned his plans in this regard before. Well, most of the Clock Tower's power is limited to Europe, and Asia is a weak point. It's a good opportunity to take this opportunity to understand the situation under the surface in the East.

Southwest China, India, Palestine...these are all blank areas for clock towers.

In terms of security... find an opportunity to say hello to the Chinese side. The two sides are currently in the honeymoon period, and they should not refuse this small matter. The representative from the Chinese side accompanied him to shoot the DV, and they should get along pretty well.

"That's it. It's almost time for me to leave. Finally, I'll give you a gift - the recipes that appeared in the video. The ingredients should be available. The seasonings are in the package for Weber. Your Majesty the Queen Holding a bunch of condiments affects your image too much. I hope these delicacies can relieve your stress and bring you a good mood."

"Your friend, Matou Shinji."

"Miss, Mr. Velvet wants to see you." The secretary's voice sounded outside the office.

"Ask him to wait for five minutes, I'll be right back."

The corners of the young queen's mouth curled up in a gentle arc, but no one appreciated it.

Are you in a good mood? Yes, I do feel better now.

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