I'm so happy, the school beauty gave birth to twins for me

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"Fat man, peel off his pants and drip some chili oil on them!"

"Brother Lin, wait until I slap his ass with a stick!"

Lin Que and Xiang Qian pressed Qin Feng to the ground and rubbed him.

After fighting for half an hour, I stopped!

Lin Que threw away the whip in his hand and wiped his sweat: "I'm so tired!"

Xiang Qian echoed: "No, it's made me lose weight!"

On the ground, Qin Feng held up his pants aggrievedly!

He used to carry the Overlord Gun to hurt others, but he didn't expect that it would be his turn to be hurt today!

There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who will be spared by heaven!

Lin Que looked at the flying wing bone carved soul jade all over the ground and began his boring and boring life of scavenging.

It is impossible to work part-time, and you can only make a living by collecting soul jade.

Boom!

At this moment, a deafening sound came.

Phew!

A more ferocious sand sculpture stood on the top of a building not far away, staring at Lin Que and the others.

Lin Que's old face darkened: "B-level monster, sand sculpture!"

He finally understood what those immortal flying wing bone sculptures were calling. They were calling for reinforcements!

"escape!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the three of them ran away.

However……

They discovered that the retreat had been destroyed by the explosion and had become a dead end.

Xiang Qian looked bitter: "No, it's so unlucky!"

Bad luck?

Suddenly, Lin Que raised his right hand that was stained with smelly dog ​​shit and remembered something.

Gulu!

He swallowed, the side effects of good luck and stinky shit were taking effect!

The half-hour nightmare begins!

"Humans, if you dare to kill my little brother, die!"

The demonic power of the sand sculpture surged, turning into flying knives with yellow feathers, and attacked and killed Lin Que!

"Run!"

Lin Que saw this and quickly tore open the wormhole in the void. The three of them got in and appeared a hundred meters away.

"You can't escape!"

The sand sculpture flaps its wings and flies hundreds of meters in an instant, chasing after it.

Lin Que used Void Movement along the way, and the soul power in his body was quickly consumed.

What the hell, wait for me to drink a can of milk powder and see who dies of exhaustion first.

But after Lin Que spent a long time digging around, he didn't even take out a can of Xiaolu brand milk powder.

Where is my milk powder?

Ding!

System: Brother, the milk powder has been used up!

Boom!

Lin Que's body seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he froze on the spot.

o(╥﹏╥)o.

What the heck!

Playing with me!

System: Brother, stop complaining and run away, the idiot is here!

Qin Feng became anxious: "Lin Que, open the hole quickly!"

I fuck your wife!

Do you think I don’t want to make a hole?

The pile driver still needs electricity, don't you see that I have no soul power?

Give me a mouthful of milk!

In desperation, Lin Que found three bicycles lying aside!

Savior!

"Get in the car quickly!"

Lin Que and the others jumped on the car. Just when they were about to pedal, they were stunned!

Except for Qin Feng’s, all the tires were flat!

There is no other way. The three people can only ride on a bicycle and escape desperately!

"Overloaded!"

"It's time for you two to lose weight!"

Qin Feng pedaled the bicycle as hard as he could!

After eighteen years of life, this was the first time he took two people on a bicycle!

Lin Que roared angrily: "I'm overtaking your sister, this is a bicycle!"

Xiang Qian: "You can't accelerate at zero hundred, you need to add a bottle of No. 95 Happy Life Water!"

Qin Feng's face turned red. If it weren't for the fat pig behind his butt, he would have really wanted to beat this fat pig to death!

Lin Que sat on top of Xiang Gan's head and looked around. Suddenly, he spotted a group of spirit warriors not far away, and his eyes lit up.

"Qin Baldy, hurry up and push there, there are many people there!"

"receive!"

Qin Feng's whole body soul power was running, and the pedals were kicked off by him. His legs turned into hot wheels and ran wildly, and the wheels of the car brought sparks along the way.

In the end, the wheels were gone.

Qin Feng held the frame of the bicycle in his hand the whole time and ran wildly with Xiang Gan on his back, and Xiang Qian was carrying Lin Que on his back!

Studio.

"Bald brother, please stop running away and look down. You have nothing on your bicycle. Why are you still riding like a fool? You might as well just carry two people on your back."

"Another stupid kid who was tricked by Lin Busha!"

"I'm laughing so much, please burn the paper if you need anything!"

A place left behind.

Not far in front of Lin Que, Wang Xiu and others noticed the movement here and Dingqing took a look.

They saw Lin Que and three people riding a... bicycle, running towards them.

Wang Xiu: "Lin Que, heaven

If there is a road, don't take it. If there is no door to hell, you will throw yourself into it! "

"Today I……"

call out!

Qin Feng stepped on the ground, carrying Lin Que and Xiang Qian as he flew past, completely ignoring Wang Xiu.

What the hell, you dare to ignore me?

Just when Wang Xiu was about to say harsh words, San'er on the side shouted loudly.

"Captain, you idiot!"

Wang Xiu immediately slapped him: "You are so talented!"

San'er held his head and pointed behind him aggrievedly: "Captain, I didn't say you were a charlatan, I said there was a B-level charlatan!"

Wang Xiu: (°ー°〃).

"Shadow!"

"Run!"

"God damn Lin Que, you're going to die a good death!"

"I curse you for using your fingers to go to the toilet!"