I'm so happy, the school beauty gave birth to twins for me

The old man was in a hurry to get to the Lost Land.

Lost Land.

Big Monster carried Lin Que and avoided the surveillance of Sky Eye all the way.

Lin Que: "Uncle Big Monster, are you going to take me to find the organization?"

"By the way, how did you get into the Lost Land?"

"How many people came?"

"Are there any girls?"

Big Monster threw Lin Que on his shoulder to the ground.

"Shut up, you bastard!"

He had been chattered by Lin Que all the way.

His ears were almost calloused.

Is this Tang Sanzang possessed?

Lin Que was tied up like a meat dumpling and thrown on the ground with his head facing the sky!

"Uncle Daguai, are you annoying me?"

Lin Que turned himself over and looked at Daguai.

"Uncle Daguai, I've thrown myself into your arms, aren't you going to invite me to join the organization?"

"I've already thought of my stage name."

"I'll call myself Xiaoxiaoguai!"

"In the future, you and I will join forces, we'll debut as the center, and you'll be the boss if we fly solo!"

"Luxury cars and young models, at your fingertips!"

Daguai was stunned.

Is Xiaoxiaoguai okay?

Although I feel like you're fooling me, I admit that what you said moved me.

Lin Que asked, "Uncle Daguai, how many of our friends are here?"

"Not many, besides me, there's also Master Xueyu..."

Daguai stopped talking halfway through, looking at Lin Que angrily.

"Boy, I feel like you're trying to trick me!"

Lin Que rolled his eyes.

Friend, be more confident and get rid of the feeling.

"Hmph, kid, I won't say a word to you from now on. Just accept your fate and follow me back to the Netherworld to become the sacrifice of the Demon Lord!"

As he said that, Daguai picked up Lin Que.

At the moment when Daguai picked up Lin Que, one of Lin Que's hands also broke free from the soul-binding rope.

With his current martial arts physical strength, let alone the soul-binding rope, he could even be tied with the soul-binding lock.

He can commit treason, believe it or not!

With a wave of his little hand, a void wormhole opened under Daguai's feet.

A pile of good luck and stinky dog ​​shit appeared.

Daguai stepped on it without bias.

Squeak!

A long squeezing sound came.

"Fuck, who the hell pulled this shit!"

Daguai looked at his right foot with a look of disgust, which was full of indescribable golden legends.

Oli Ge!

Disgusting!

(つ﹏?).

I'm not clean anymore.

Who the hell doesn't care about environmental hygiene and urinates and defecates anywhere!

Just then, the phone in Daguai's pocket rang.

"I awaken the sea!"

"I awaken the mountains!"

"Fly forward happily..."

When Lin Que heard this, he thought, "Happy Superman has been arranged!"

Daguai took out his phone and saw that it was a call from his immediate boss, so he threw Lin Que to the ground.

"Hello, boss!"

"What, the wife assigned by Mingyuan has arrived?"

"Thank you for your cultivation, I will definitely work hard!"

He looked forward to it, and finally got his wife!

This time, I should be a man for once!

Daguai glanced at Lin Que next to him and sneered: "Single dog!"

Lin Que: ? ? ?

I didn't expect that one day, I, Lin, would be ridiculed as a single dog!

Alas~.

My strength saved you!

Otherwise, you would have received a box lunch by now.

You can be arrogant, wait for the side effect of good luck to come, I will see how arrogant you are.

After a while.

One after another, calls came in.

"Hello, I won 1 billion in the Mingyuan lottery I bought?"

"Haha, wait, I will come back to claim the prize after I kidnap someone!"

"Remember, you must arrange the most beautiful girl to receive me, it doesn't matter what level, if the breasts are not E-level, I will be unhappy."

Big Monster kept calling one after another, it was so cool!

After living for so long, this is the first time I am so happy today.

"Boy, don't worry, when we get to Mingyuan, I will let a few female ghosts play with you for three days and three nights, which can be regarded as letting you be a man for once."

"Haha!"

Lin Que looked at the excited big monster and felt scared!

You should keep yourself happy!

You are too dangerous, I'd better stay away from you.

As he spoke, Lin Que slowly moved his body like a pig worm, pulling away from the big monster.

He didn't want to be implicated!

He didn't want to experience death for half an hour again.

The big monster didn't know that

There will be a storm waiting for him.

At this moment, he holds the phone in one hand and does a 365-degree backflip!

He is inflated!

He is floating!

Spring is here, and he feels that he can do it again!

Stepping on dog shit, it's great!