I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Chapter 259 Is my tent a bathhouse?

Just after sending Liu Changjie away, Chu Liuxiang sneaked into Shen Lian's tent and asked about what happened recently.

"Old Shen, we need to talk."

Shen Lian was stunned when he heard this, his mouth moved faster than his brain could react, and he subconsciously spat out a sentence.

"Are you going to say next that your name is Chu Liuxiang and you are the fastest man in the world?"

Even after so many years, Shen Lian still clearly remembers that the speedster who can beat the speed of light, break through time barriers, and defeat all powerful enemies is always helpless and helpless in the face of verbal abuse.

How could Chu Liuxiang know these things? He subconsciously replied: "I feel that my body is very healthy. It should not be so fast..."

Before he finished speaking, he was already stunned.

The two looked at each other and smiled without saying a word.

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"I want to know, how did you find King Kucha? What secrets does the Star of Bliss hide?"

"Why are you asking?" Shen Lian looked at Chu Liuxiang in confusion, "Don't you never participate in court affairs? Why did you break the rules this time?"

"Isn't it possible?"

"sure."

"Will you answer?"

"Of course you can."

"Please tell me the answer."

"First of all, you must answer my question. Who told you that the gem is called the Star of Bliss? King Kucha only rewarded the gem without saying its name."

Shen Lian looked at Chu Liuxiang with a smile.

There are not many people who can please Chu Liuxiang. Hu Tiehua, Ji Bingyan and the like are not interested in gems.

Who is interested in this?

Who is interested and can invite Chu Liuxiang?

Of course she is a beauty!

The hero has a hard time being a beauty!

Chu Liuxiang looked a little embarrassed and subconsciously touched her nose. It was a peach blossom nose.

This nose is really attractive.

During the banquet, he didn't say anything or do anything to show off, which made Princess Pipa smile at him repeatedly and invite him to admire the bright moon in the desert.

Chu Liuxiang likes to admire the moon very much, and even more likes to perform Qinggong and fly quickly against the moonlight. It is the stimulation he enjoys the most, and it relaxes his whole body's energy and spirit.

Chu Liuxiang never refuses invitations to admire the moon.

It is even more impossible to refuse the beauty’s invitation to admire the moon.

If while admiring the moon, the beauty makes some requests that are not too excessive, of course you cannot refuse.

Chu Liuxiang doesn't know how to reject others.

Especially not good at rejecting beautiful women.

Looking at Chu Liuxiang's peach nose, Shen Lian immediately thought of what happened, and also knew why Princess Pipa had these problems, and even thought of many hypotheses.

There are practical examples for each hypothesis.

Every hypothesis could become reality.

The inspiration in Shen Lian's mind exploded crazily, and countless sparks of wisdom emerged: "Actually, there is nothing worth keeping secret about this matter. Meeting Princess Pipa was really just a mistake. It was all a coincidence."

"Where's Shi Guanyin?"

"Do you remember that big yellow dog? The big yellow dog brought us here, which means that Shi Guanyin must be hiding here, which means that she is in the Kucha camel team."

"Who is she most likely pretending to be?"

"What Shi Guanyin cares about most in her life is her peerless beauty. Even if she has to disguise herself for profit, she must still be a stunning beauty."

Chu Liuxiang added: "Shi Guanyin not only cares about her beauty very much, but she is also extremely arrogant. She will definitely not pretend to be a servant or serve others."

Shen Lian counted on his fingers: "So, Shi Guanyin's disguised identity is a woman who is not only extremely beautiful, but also has a high status. Who do you think she is?"

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose: "Do you suspect it is Princess Pipa? This is absolutely impossible!"

Shen Lian waved his hand: "I have never doubted Princess Pipa, because she is too young. Shi Guanyin is already fifty or sixty years old this year. Even if she has practiced the unique skills that can preserve her beauty and retain her beautiful face, her youthful vitality will not It’s absolutely impossible to keep it.”

"Who else could it be?"

"According to my investigation, King Kucha has a most beautiful princess beside him. This person is not the biological mother of Princess Pipa, but the beloved concubine of King Kucha.

Even in such dangerous situations, King Kucha would still take her with him when traveling, even if the princess was frail and sick, which would seriously slow down the journey. "

Shi Guanyin's disguise is not impeccable.

Her character is too proud, and she would never condescend or humiliate herself no matter what.

Even if she is disguised, she will be disguised as a stunning beauty, and she will be in a high position. Let her pretend to be a beggar or a maid. It would be better to chop off her head with a knife. She will never do such a thing.

Therefore, as long as it is confirmed that Shi Guanyin is hidden in the camel team of King Kucha, her true identity can be guessed.

There are really too few target people, so you can get the answer to the question by just using the elimination method.

The best way to hide a drop of water is to hide the drop of water in the ocean instead of placing it on the top of the most exciting wave. That is simply suicidal.

Shen Lian made a please gesture, indicating that you have got the answer and can leave my tent.

Chu Liuxiang immediately turned around and left.

It is very dangerous to be in the same room with Shen Lian.

Within this distance, no matter how good his Qinggong was, he could not escape Shen Lian's dragon-tiger grasp.

As long as he is caught by Shen Lian and trapped in a struggle with his arms, even Chu Liuxiang can only surrender honestly to avoid having four bones broken.

As soon as Chu Liuxiang left the tent, Tang Zhuquan got in and seemed to be queuing outside. Shen Lian felt very painful. This kind of scene always makes people subconsciously think wrong, and it goes directly to the Pacific Ocean.

Before Tang Zhuquan could speak, Shen Lian threw an apple from the fruit plate and blocked his mouth: "Stop, before you ask a question, let me state my attitude first.

I don't have much time. If you have any questions, just ask them directly without any testing, analysis, or any nonsense. "

Tang Zhuquan nodded, stretched out his hand to pull the apple out of his mouth, and asked, "There is nothing special about why I came to you. I am just asked to carry a message."

"You already said nonsense."

"The flying camel tribe wants to see you."

"Tomorrow morning, behind the dunes."

"I'm leaving, you go about your business."

Tang Zhuquan rolled forward and left the tent in a ball. Just as Shen Lian was about to rest, Ji Bingyan, who was queuing outside, came in and stretched out his right hand.

Shen Lian: (`ω)

Do you think this is a bathhouse?

Do you think I am a bath master?

It's really God's way of reincarnation. I just accused Yuan Tiangang of writing a picture of rubbing his back, and in the blink of an eye he was regarded as a bath master. Could it be that Yuan Tiangang has a spirit in heaven?

"What's up?"

"I'll get a letter."

Ji Bingyan's voice was very cold.

Actually, he didn't want to come tonight, but Shen Lian's tent was really busy, so he followed him.

"What letter?"

"Letter to the Central Plains Mission. You don't have a falcon with you. You definitely need a messenger to deliver the message. This person must be familiar with the desert climate and be very reliable.

From a comprehensive perspective, I am the most suitable choice. You should be able to understand the causes and consequences.

Now, give me your letter! "

Ji Bingyan rarely talks at length. If one day he talks too much, there will only be two situations.

First, when you lie to others.

Second, when life and death are at stake.

Except for these two situations, even if she put a knife on Hu Tiehua's neck and sliced ​​Hu Tiehua into roast duck, Ji Bingyan would never say another word.

He is a very reliable person.

Always.

Shen Lian handed the letter to Ji Bingyan, and Ji Bingyan turned around and left, leaving King Kucha's camel team overnight.

The delivery of the letter was full of crises, but it was not without any benefits. The Kingdom of Kucha had just experienced a rebellion, and many places needed to be repaired and rebuilt. This was an opportunity for businessmen to flex their muscles and make countless profits.

As long as Ji Bingyan completes this task, not only will the King of Kucha treat him differently, but he will also gain the friendship of the Ming Dynasty, and the business will become more prosperous.

Ji Bingyan is now a businessman. He has no special hobbies, so he naturally wants to make more profits.

Similarly, with Ji Bingyan as the middleman, the connection between the Central Plains and the Western Regions will become closer.

Courtesy reciprocates, and what you give will be rewarded.

This kind of business is what Shen Lian likes most.

As soon as Ji Bingyan left, Hu Tiehua entered the tent carelessly and said with a big smile: "I don't have anything to ask you. I just saw so many people coming in and out of your tent, so I came to join in the fun."

"It's easy to leave without seeing him off."

Shen Lian pointed at the door curtain.

How could Hu Tiehua leave like this?

Without asking for some verbal advantages, I always feel that I have suffered too much this time. How could Uncle Hu suffer a loss?

"Second aunt, this tent of yours, why do I think that is what you have here...wuwuwu!"

Before Hu Tiehua finished speaking, Shen Lian blocked her mouth with cow dung cakes. Shen Lian snorted coldly: "Next time you dare to speak rudely, I will throw coals."

"Bah, bah, bah, what is this?"

"Cow dung cake."

"Ugh...cow dung cake? You..."

"Is there fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a husband and wife in the husband and wife lung slices? Is there a wife in the wife cake?"

Hu Tiehua felt a little relieved. She fiddled with the cow dung cake on the table, picked up a piece, and tasted it.

Just now, my mouth was blocked by the cow dung cake, and I kept coughing and vomiting subconsciously, forgetting to taste the cake.

“There’s no cake in the cow dung cake!”

"I'm just telling you, why is there cow dung... What did you just say? There's nothing here?"

"No pie."

Shen Lian's words were decisive and unquestionable.

"How dare you grab it with your hands?"

"Which of your eyes saw me grabbing with my hands? My hands are covered with a layer of pure yang energy, but don't feel too disgusted. Although this thing is not a cake, it is a good fuel, which can ignite energy. Deworm.”

Shen Lian was talking nonsense with an expressionless face.

Seeing Shen Lian's serious look, Hu Tiehua actually chose to believe it and slowly walked out of the tent with the cow dung cake, wanting to try the effect of repelling insects.

Liu Changjie, Chu Liuxiang, Tang Zhuquan, Ji Bingyan, Hu Tiehua, so many people entered Shen Lian's tent one after another, and then left with satisfaction, which made Shen Lian feel strange and had an urge to hit people.

Just when Shen Lian was thinking whether to give Hu Tiehua a good beating or find Chu Liuxiang to run away at night, the tent was opened again and a strong man walked in.

The strong man raised his hands above his head, wore very thin clothes, and did not carry any weapons.

Seeing Shen Lian, he fell to his knees.

"The Killer is Ruthless" Du Huan.

This man is the younger brother of "Blood Hand" Du Sha. He is engaged in the business of using people's money to eliminate disasters. His actions are more ruthless than Du Sha's, and he will kill people all over the house at every turn.

This guy is somewhat self-aware and knows that he can't afford to offend the big factions, but only troubles small families.

After working as a killer for more than ten years, he didn't take many jobs, but he killed a lot. He made countless enemies and eventually had to go to the Western Regions to seek wealth in the Western Regions.

The moment he saw Shen Lian, Du Huan knew that he couldn't run away. If Shen Lian tried to catch him, even if his martial arts were ten times stronger, his bones would be easily broken.

"Du Huan, what are you doing here?"

"Come and beg Shen for surrender."

"Don't try to resist?"

"My little ability is nothing compared to Capt. Shen. How dare I be an enemy of Capt. Shen?"

Du Huan performed very grandly.

He had to act grand, even if he was killed by Shen Lian, at least he could maintain his dignity before his death.

How else could it be done?

He knelt on the ground and begged Shen Lian for his life.

Give me a break!

If Shen Lian was merciful, he would not be a killer, but a corpse with all the bones broken.

Life is not something you ask for.

It's earned.

Only by showing one's worth can one get a chance to survive. This truth is regarded as an eternal truth by veterans who have been in the world for more than ten years.

"Shi Guanyin wants to assassinate the King of Kucha."

"This information is false. Maybe Shi Guanyin will arrange an assassin, but the purpose is definitely not that."

Shen Lian's cold words instantly broke Du Huan's confidence. Du Huan never expected that all the information he betrayed his employer would be false.

How the hell is this possible?

I clearly received a deposit of 10,000 taels.

"Is there any other information?"

Shen Lian walked slowly to Du Huan: "It seems that there is no information, but I am in a good mood today. Do one thing for me and I will give you a way to survive."

"Please give me your orders, Captain Shen."

"Use the message method you agreed on to tell Shi Guanyin that I already know her true identity. If she doesn't want to die, just go back to her lair."

Du Huan took the order and left.

At dawn, the patrol sentry found a mutilated corpse. That corpse was Du Huan.

Shen Lian didn't care about this matter, because Shen Lian was having a drink with Bai Xiong, the new leader of the Flying Tuo Clan.

The Ming Dynasty envoy has arrived at Suzhou Guard, and the commander of the army, Chang Mao, personally led people to greet them.

Chang Mao is the son of Chang Yuchun. He has a pair of male and female eyes and eight hundred tricks. He is not only very brave and good at fighting, but also good at using strategies.

King Yu's divine power is indestructible, and the turtle-backed five-clawed golden dragon is hard to defend against. He is also good at using tactics. I don't know how many masters have died under his calculations.

Even his own father, Chang Yuchun, couldn't do anything about Chang Mao. This guy was too evil-minded.

When Chang Mao first entered the battlefield, his reputation for bravery soon turned into being cunning. Chang Mao's ability to be cunning made him even more difficult to deal with than King Yu Shenshan.

Over the years, the generals who guarded the border, Oala and Meng Yuan were tricked by Chang Mao thirty or forty times.

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