I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

"The food outside is not safe. My palace is still willing to eat what you make."

The Queen Mother looked out the window curiously, and replied absently.

"Oh, OK!"

Lin Kun immediately replied helplessly as if it was a discouraged ball.

As he answered, he quickly changed into a half-sleeved T-shirt, and then cleaned the living room and several rooms three times before he was ready to wash his hands and cook.

He has grown accustomed to life alone since he was a child, and he has always been able to order takeaways and never do it.

But since the Queen Mother was unwilling, he couldn't say anything, so he could only do it himself.

In any case, people are also guests. China is a country of etiquette, how can we neglect it!

"Hey, look, what is it that floats down one after another?"

Before Lin Kun put on the apron, she heard the Queen Mother knock on the glass window and asked in surprise.

"Niangniang, it's snowing!" Lin Kun lifted his eyes and glanced out the window, shook his head helplessly and explained.

"It's snowing? Could it be that Qing'e Su Nu started dancing again?"

"Huh, this palace is all down to the mortal world, this little Nizi is still in the mood to dance, wait for me to go back, see how I clean up her..."

When the queen mother heard this, her pretty face suddenly changed color, and she said angrily.

"Oh, what do you mean, did you come down with me to wrong you?"

"Furthermore, as far as I know, that Qing'e elementary girl is more than 10,000 years old, how can she become a kid?"

When Lin Kun heard this, he fastened his apron quickly, then took out a few cucumbers from the refrigerator, as well as tomatoes, carrots, eggs, and spices, and put them on the chopping board.

"I'm not a kid anymore? I'm 39,500 years old. In your old man's eyes, am I also a kid?"

When the Queen Mother heard the words, she suddenly turned around, grabbed half of the vegetable cucumber from Lin Kun's hand, snapped off a large part, and approached Lin Kun and said.

Lin Kun watched her look like a wolf and a tiger, and the half-frozen cucumber with clear teeth marks on it. Somehow, she shuddered all over, and suddenly felt chill under her body.

"Hey, Kun Kun, tell me, how old are you now?"

The Queen Mother gnawed the cucumber hungrily, while tugging at his apron, two curious big eyes flashed suddenly, and she asked in a serious manner.

Feeling the warmth coming from the Queen Mother's body, Lin Kun suddenly got a little head bigger.

"Little kid go and play, don't disturb the old man doing business!"

He picked up the kitchen knife and cut a carrot into a pile of shredded carrots, while gently kicking the queen mother's ass, pretending to be angry.

"Hey, there is no one else here, just tell me!"

Unexpectedly, the more he resisted, the more curious the Queen Mother would become, and she would drag her apron and let him drive her away, but she would not leave.

"Well, listen up, I belong to a cow, Nian Fang is twenty-two years old. Are you satisfied now?"

"Walk around, don't disturb my work!"

Lin Kun piled the shredded radish to the corner, talking casually, picked up the small tomato on the side, rubbed it on the apron, and threw it into his mouth.

"What did you say?"

Just as his voice fell, his side became quiet for an instant, and a coldly voice suddenly came over.

Lin Kun turned his head in a little surprise, glanced at the Queen Mother, and was stunned.

At this moment, the Queen Mother, like a clay sculpture and wood sculpture, stood quietly two meters away from him, her long black and shiny hair, blown by the range hood, and a few strands scattered down, blocking her noble and elegant. On top of the delicate and attractive face.

Through the scattered hair, Lin Kun always felt that the queen mother's eyes were full of coldness.

Before he could react, The next moment was when the queen mother grabbed the neckline and ran directly into the corner of the wall.

"You've been lying to me, haven't you?" The Queen Mother said coldly.

"My palace trusts you so much, but you have been lying to me until now." The queen mother let go of her right hand, seeming to be waiting for Lin Kun to give her a reasonable explanation.

Looking at this posture, if Lin Kun doesn't tell her clearly at this moment, let alone Lin Kun, the entire floor will be destroyed by her anger and become nothingness.

"Cough cough" Lin Kun was hit and dizzy, cold sweat broke out instantly.

At this moment, he could feel the mountain-like aura from the Queen Mother, and he was a little breathless for a while.

"Boom!" The wooden door and glass window on the side of the kitchen suddenly exploded, and the sound of crumbs fell to the ground.

"Good my mother, don't worry!"

"Don't you hear it? I'm joking with you!"

"Actually, I am now two hundred twenty thousand years old, and you didn't think about it. If I was twenty-two years old, how could I cultivate to Realm, even the Baihua Fairy at the top of Gold Core, wouldn't it be my opponent?"

"It's just that I'm cultivating a way of returning to nature in the mortal world. It must be a virgin body, so when I arrive in the mortal world, Yangshou will automatically become a lot less. When I return to the heavens, everything will be normal!"

Lin Kun's brain turned sharply and quickly explained.

He knew that if the man in front of him went crazy, it would be really miserable.

Not only will the character add herself to the disappearance, she will be bombarded with scum, and the entire Jinyang City will be completely erased by her on the China map.

The Queen Mother half-believed him to the corner again, and pressed her half of her body directly: "Tell me well, have you lied to me?"

Lin Kun was pressed down by the Queen's mother, and his breathing became more and more rapid, and beads of sweat as big as soybeans began to flow down his forehead.

"How could I... lie to you?"

"For so many years, I have searched all over the world in order to find you, and then fly with you. The future without you is meaningless to me, Lin Kun."

Upon hearing the words, the Queen Mother stared at Lin Kun's eyes, as if she wanted to be in it to determine whether Lin Kun was lying.

Gradually, she strangled the hand of Lin Kun's throat, slowly letting go, her body short of breath also left a little.

Lin Kun slid down to the ground, clutching his throat, and coughed violently.

Just now he felt that he was about to suffocate completely.

Fortunately, under his big mouthfuls of breath, the fresh air, with traces of snowflakes, swarmed in from the broken glass windows, letting him come alive.

Before Lin Kun was pushed into the corner by the Queen Mother, the residents on the three floors downstairs suddenly felt that their body was completely suppressed by something heavy, and could not move at all. And even his breathing became hurried.

In panic, some people hurriedly worked out the phone, thinking about calling an ambulance.

This state only lasted for a while, and as the Queen Mother's aura recovered, all the residents recovered.

The oppression like a mountain disappeared in the blink of an eye, as if nothing had happened.

However, for the sake of safety, most people hurriedly used the mobile phone APP and hung up the expert number at the city hospital, thinking about checking up later, so as not to delay the treatment and get serious illness.

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