I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

Since the gods of the heavens are so fond of mortal things, why don't I use the power of the Universe Time and Space Pill to open a fairy supermarket where the two worlds trade at the node of the two worlds?

That way, you can make a difference between the middlemen of the heaven and the world, accumulate wealth, and improve your own prestige. It can also lay a solid foundation for building a heavenly girlfriend group.

The best of three worlds!

Thinking of this, he almost cried out excitedly.

"Why are you stunned? The water is boiling!"

Just when Lin Kun was surging for own new plan, he heard a pleasant urging sound, which suddenly came over.

He suddenly raised his head and saw that the water in the pot had begun to gurgle and bubble.

"Hey, there is no fire in this thing, so why does it boil the water?"

The Queen Mother looked at Lin Kun with a puzzled face and put the cut noodles into the boiling rice cooker, and asked in amazement.

Lin Kun glanced at it with the light of his eyes, as if he had a hundred thousand whys in his heart. The Queen Mother, who saw everything fresh, became more determined to open a two-world trade supermarket.

While thinking about it, he explained the usage and functions of tap water, rice cooker, microwave oven, induction cooker, etc. to the queen one by one.

The Queen Mother listened in confusion. Although she still didn't understand much in some places, she knew a lot about the general usage of the utensils in the kitchen.

Of course, after listening to the introduction of each item, she still couldn't forget to add: "I want this too!"

In fact, the Daluo gods who have learned Immortal Ascension don't need to eat at all. Generally, they eat natural peach and fairy fruit and immortal wine that do not need to be fried or fried. Coupled with the daily Breathing Exercises Essence of the Sun and Moon, and the absorption of the Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi cultivation itself, it is completely possible to thrive.

However, in Heaven Court Zixiao Palace and Yaochi Immortal Palace, there are imperial dining rooms specially prepared for the Heavenly Emperor and Queen Mother to prepare dragon liver, phoenix marrow, and immortal brewing royal meals. Among them, most of the chefs use five-color immortal firewood, which is very backward. It just happens that we need such a batch of useful and energy-saving fresh things to come to the efficiency of the Ascension Imperial Dining Room.

As Lin Kun explained to her, he started to make noodles and scrambled tomatoes and eggs.

Then, he mixed a cold dish skillfully.

The queen mother suddenly flashed two big watery eyes, standing behind him watching him busy, wanting to help, but didn't know where to start.

Before long, the aroma of tomato and egg noodles curled out.

Lin Kun brought two bowls of steaming tomato and egg noodles to the restaurant table, and handed the queen mother a pair of chopsticks and a spoon: "Come on, try it!"

"The lady is careful to burn, if you can't use chopsticks, just use a spoon to eat!"

There is no such thing as noodles in the heavens, at least Lin Kun has never seen it, so he had to ask the Queen Mother a few more words.

However, when he saw the queen mother holding a chopstick in each hand and quickly filling her mouth with tomatoes to make trouble, he knew that own instructions seemed to be of no use at all.

The queen mother ate a bowl of noodles into her belly three times and five times, and at that speed, she can definitely apply for the Guinness Book of Noodles.

Lin Kun stared, staring blankly!

"Why don't you eat it?" The Queen Mother ate a bowl of noodles and raised her head subconsciously, only to realize that Lin Kun looked at herself stupidly, but she didn't even move a bite.

"Oh... I... I just stole some vegetables in the kitchen, and I am not hungry now, or you can eat this bowl too!"

Lin Kun was taken aback when he heard the words, and then pretended to say lightly, and by the way, he put the bowl of own noodles in front of her.

"Okay." When the Queen Mother saw this, she was not welcome, wiped her mouth with a paper, opened her bow with both hands, and chuckled and ate it again. It looked like she was eating a full banquet.

"Eat Niang Niang first, I'll go and see how the mobile phone is charging."

Lin Kun looked at the gorging queen mother, smiled, shook his head helplessly, stood up and said.

"Go ahead."

The Queen Mother chewed the noodles with relish, while she pulled two bites of cold dishes from time to time, she didn't have the time to take care of him.

Back in the bedroom, Lin Kun picked up the phone from the bedside table.

After more than a few hours of work, his OPPO Reno phone, which is already suffering from a serious power loss, has been charged 85%.

He unplugged the charger and turned on the phone.

On the screen that just turned on, there were dozens of missed calls, including good buddies Wang Yangming, Zhang Chao, and others, including the expectant mother-in-law Wang Lihua, and "Jade Rabbit" Lin Xueer, as well as many unknown numbers.

Lin Kun quickly returned to his mother-in-law Wang Lihua.

There was just a beep, and it was connected over there: "Kun Kun?"

"Aunt, it's me." Lin Kun replied in a low voice.

"It's really you?"

"Oh, where did you go? Why haven't there been any news for several years?"

"If it weren't for Xueer who said you are a moon god, I would have to report the crime."

"You are a college student in the new era, how can you be a moon god? Was it brainwashed by some evil organization..."

"Where are you now? I'm going to find you..."

Wang Lihua split her head and covered her face as a question, and as she spoke, she started to cry with sobs.

Lin Kun heard this and felt guilty: "Some time ago, something happened to me, but it has nothing to do with the organization. Don't worry about this Aunt."

"The place I went to was too remote, and there was no signal on the mobile phone. I thought I would come back within a few days. I didn't expect to encounter some things and wasted time."

"Oh, that's how it is!"

"Then how are you now? Where are you? Originally, it was good that you and Cher went to school together. I didn't expect that you were missing for several years. Do you know how worried we are?" Wang Lihua sobbed and said, listening. When he came out, his mother-in-law almost died in a hurry these days when he left.

When Lin Kun heard the words, his nose became sore that he almost shed tears.

Both his parents died since he was a child, and he grew up eating hundreds of meals. Unexpectedly, when he was in college, half of his girlfriend handed over and went to study in the United States, but he unexpectedly gained such a mother-in-law who loved him.

In those novels about the son-in-law, the mother-in-law always recognizes money but not people, is greedy and cunning, and doesn't treat her son-in-law as a person at all.

But Lin Kun felt that it was all gibberish by street writers in order to earn a few full attendance. In the country of Chinese etiquette and mother-in-laws, like Wang Aunt, there are still many who love son-in-law as sons.

"I'm at home and I just came back." Lin Kun replied.

"at home?"

"The key to your house is still in my hand. It has been unoccupied for several years. How did you get in? Are you lying to me?"

"You open the video, let me see if you are there and if there is anything wrong." After Wang Lihua finished speaking, she immediately hung up the phone.

Soon after, the WeChat video came over.

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