I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!
Chapter 2: Damn it, this is a bargaining!
The chariot stopped not far from Lin Kun.
The headwoman made a gesture, and Lin Kun was immediately pushed to the side of the chariot by the two guards, and the giant axe crossed his neck again.
A fragrant wind blew by, and the golden Lingluo umbrella was fluttering gently, revealing the figure inside inadvertently.
At the moment when the umbrella curtain floated, he glanced hurriedly, but he also glanced closely.
Damn it! What a damn thing!
Lin Kun's whole person seemed to be electrocuted under this glimpse, and a vulgar word could not help but pop out of his mind!
I saw the man in the car with his eyebrows like a crescent moon, his eyes condensed with autumn water, his cheeky face that could be broken by blows was flushed in white, his lips had a little red glow, his posture was graceful and graceful, and his white skirt showed a pair of tender hands. , The clear and smart show eyes are turning around, fascinating, and it seems that the whole person is pure and beautiful.
He has grown up so much that he has seen a lot of beauties of all kinds, and even those sweet-looking and stray love action female stars, he has done key "research" one by one. However, he saw such a beautiful woman for the first time.
"Who is below."
An indifferent but very pleasant voice came from the chariot, making Lin Kun whose thoughts were a bit erratic, suddenly awake.
He knows very well whether it is dead or alive, it just depends on this time.
"Lin Kun, a person from northwest China, accidentally lives here. Knowing astronomy and geography, knowing smelting, sowing, writing, physics and chemistry are also good, in addition to poetry, poetry, storytelling, romance, etc. For you, an adult, it's still useful."
Lin Kunqiang said calmly.
For this beautiful and suffocating Yuanjun, he has no idea what kind of person he is, so he can only say as much as possible, so as to have a chance to do what she likes, as long as there is one thing she likes, own This little fate is even saved in half.
"Oh? China? I haven't heard of this Fairy. Do you know how to do poems? This Fairy likes this one. Let me talk about it."
The indifferent but like the sound of big beads and small beads falling on the jade plate floated, with some suspicion and indifference.
When Lin Kun heard it, he felt that the other party didn't seem to be very interested in the "Wizards" he described.
However, the other party had already asked him to tell him, and he naturally didn't want to give up this rare opportunity.
So he said a poem he was most familiar with.
"Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke,
Look at the waterfall Kakemaegawa from afar.
Flying straight down three thousand feet,
It is suspected that the Milky Way falls into Nine Heavens. "
However, he noticed that after he finished chanting the poem, the sturdy man and the beautiful bodyguard on the side frowned and their faces were full of doubts.
"Rizhao censer produces purple smoke? How can it be purple smoke? Shouldn't the Rizhao censer be white smoke?"
"Could it be that you are scolding me for the purple smoke looks like an incense burner?"
"Look at the waterfall Kake Maekawa from afar? How can the waterfall Kake Maekawa? Who on earth is so boring to hang up?"
"Fei Liu went straight down three thousand feet? Why is it three thousand feet instead of four thousand feet or five thousand feet? Has anyone ever measured it?"
"Suspected is the Galaxy Falling Nine Heavens? Why Nine Heavens? Not ten days? Eleven days?"
The head guard named Zi Yan tilted his head, and his handsome face was full of doubts.
"The chief guard is right. Why is Nine Heavens instead of ten days or eleven days?"
"Of course, it could be half a month..."
"This gangster is obviously nonsense, he knows what poetry there, so just cut it off!"
The five-big and three-bodied golden-jacketed man on the side hurriedly agreed, saying that he wanted to do it again.
The stunning woman above the car wheel was already covered by the curtain, and she couldn't see the expression on her face at all.
When Lin Kun heard the words, blood surged in his heart, and he almost didn't draw it.
This is so special!
"Li Bai didn't pay for his boat trip.
The boatman kicked off the boat.
Peach Blossom Beach is a thousand feet deep,
I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not. "
He hurriedly added another poem. This poem fits his psychology very much. At this moment, Lin Kun is not actually concerned about whether Li Bai is dead or not, but is carefully inquiring whether he can survive.
At any rate, I am also a "good" young man across the ages. The flowers of the motherland, although the flowers look a bit sloppy, they can't just be chopped off so unclearly, right? !
"Hmph, I'm not very knowledgeable, I'm so courageous, let's drag it down and chop it down!"
Above the chariot, an indifferent voice said with a hint of mockery.
Lin Kun was immediately confused.
Can't move such smooth and novel and unique poems? This Yuanjun is really a ruthless, bloodthirsty lord.
At this moment, he finally knew why the "steel straight man" before he chopped and called.
It turned out to be upstream and downstream.
The leader is such a person, no wonder the people below are so barbaric.
It's so savage.
"I also know drawing, music, how to design weapons and ammunition, improve city defense, and also understand human resource management. The generals I have trained can lead millions, among thousands of troops, and take the top of the enemy generals. Such as exploring the bag to fetch things..." Lin Kun hurriedly yelled.
At this time, he couldn't take care of a lot, and some of them shouted out.
The two guards behind him had already framed his arms and were about to drag out. He knew very well that if he was really dragged away, he would really be killed today.
"Stop~"
A lazy voice in the chariot stopped the movement of the two guards behind Lin Kun.
"It seems you know a lot!"
In the lazy and sweet voice, there was a hint of whether it was a teasing or something else.
"Yes, I love to study on weekdays, and I have watched a lot of books and videos of various types. I can also write articles and tell stories. In addition, I can cook a variety of delicious dishes. Fried Golden Flower, Fighting Landlords, Rubbing Mahjong Not to mention, I also know the costume design and the special "cleansing milk" I invented, which can instantly whiten and moisturize dry skin, and remove dark circles and dark circles in an instant." Lin Kun said hurriedly.
Since this Yuanjun is a woman, he is naturally interested in skin nourishment and other issues, so he also added skin care while his brain was spinning to increase his chances of being alive.
Sure enough, when his voice just fell, the curtain above the carriage was pulled open.
The woman looked like she was only in her twenties, but in her eyes that were fascinating and star-like, she was so calm and heroic that she didn't dare to look directly at her.
For the first time, this woman gave Lin Kun a stunning and stunning feeling.
But after a closer look, he felt that besides the stunning beauty, it was just four words-cold as frost.
The whole person's face was indifferent, looking at him as if he was looking at a little ant, as if there was no feeling in Star's eyes.
Before he heard the chief guard talk about Yuanjun, he thought he was the leader and emperor of this area, but he didn't expect to be a woman. Isn't this Yuanjun not an emperor, but a high-ranking official in this country?
The woman's star-like eyes swept over him, and then fixed her gaze on his face.
Lin Kun clearly felt that there was a certain change in the opponent's gaze at that moment.
But what exactly this subtle change is, he is not sure.
"where are you from?"
The woman asked lightly.
"Northwest China."
Lin Kun felt that his life should be saved, and his uneasy heart became somewhat calmer.
Because the other party asked about own situation again, it shows that the other party seems to have a little interest in him.
"Where is China?"
The beautiful woman asked slightly.
"I don't know where I am, and I don't understand how I got here."
Lin Kun said truthfully.
The person in front of him can decide his life or death in one sentence, but he doesn't want the other person to feel that he is half dishonest. If that is the case, it is likely to directly kill him.
After all, he wanted to touch two in Crescent Spring, exploring and "soothing" Crescent Fairy, he didn't dare to say it anyway.
Otherwise, this beautiful and indifferent woman would definitely treat him as a flower-picking thieves as a disciple, and just click directly.
"What's your name?"
"Lin Kun."
The woman's pretty face was slightly stagnant, and she didn't know what she was thinking about. Lin Kun seemed to be waiting for the final judgment at this moment, with cold sweat and soaking body.
"My lord, did you drag it out and chop it?"
After a while, the female guard suddenly broke the silence.
In Lin Kun's heart, 10,000 grass-mud horses galloped past, almost dying away.
No matter how men and women are like this here? A mouth is chopped off?
After being so surprised, he couldn't get his head off. I don't know. He guessed that the county grandfather in charge of Qianlie County in his body would have to fly down several meters first.
"Be back first."
The indifferent woman above the chariot said a little, and then closed the curtain casually.
Lin Kun was put aside, and it took a long time before he let out a long sigh.
Just now, Xin mentioned his throat. Although the fortune-telling is temporarily saved, in the face of these weird temperaments, the "savage" who "slashed" appeared at every turn. He was still very worried, and the hanging heart was not there. lay down.
Watching the chariot slowly leave, Lin Kun's mind was gradually filled with those bright eyes like Star, and the graceful body like a willow.
Actually even the body reacted a little bit.
He cried out in his heart, and shook his head hard, only then he came to his senses.
As soon as he looked up, he realized that before the gate, he was already under the escort of the guards.
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