I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

Lin Kun has already found out that these people are all believers of Western religion, and proper mortals are just blessed by some kind of divine power.

Although in the world, they can be regarded as martial arts high-powered half-buddhas, but if they were used to deal with Lin Kun, it would be no different from an egg touching a stone, and it was not enough to look at.

Obviously, the intention of the Western teachings is to let the Heaven Court law-enforcement god Lin Kun, who is active in the world, carry the great Karma on his back for killing people.

In this way, Western religions have an excuse to attack Heaven Court in advance, instead of having to abide by the five-year agreement set by the Buddha.

Its sinister intentions are obvious.

But as the Queen Mother's best friend, Bingxue's clever candidate for Heavenly Emperor, how could Lin Kun be fooled by them so easily? !

Dammit, want to lure me to kill mortals and carry Karma?

Is it uncomfortable to kill with a knife?

Lin Kun sneered in his heart.

A dozen or so disguised monks and soldiers entered the cave and never came out.

So, the black collar sent dozens of people, holding the flaming torches, filed in, and walked into the cave step by step.

After a full hour, the people sent out, including the torches, disappeared.

The black collar was anxious, and sent a dozen people into the hole again.

More than a dozen people were holding steel knives, connected by a long rope, the end of the rope was held in the hands of the leader.

When the last man in black entered the cave, the cave suddenly wailed, and the sound of the symphony of gold and iron was endless. The leader was startled and pulled the rope abruptly. Five or six men in black were quickly pulled up. They crawled around with a frightened expression and opened their mouths: "There are wolves! There are fierce beasts in the cave!"

The leader didn't call his anger at all, "Have you never seen a wolf who sold the batch?"

"The wolf came out of the soil, and..."

Before he could finish speaking, he climbed up the rope and another man in black with half of his face torn off. He saw him dripping with blood and shouted: "Werewolf, it's a werewolf!"

As soon as his words fell, there was another scream from the cave. The leader raised the torch and took a photo at the entrance of the cave. He was shocked and he staggered back several steps-a man in black crawled out with difficulty, his whole body Flesh and blood, right leg and left hand are gone!

"paw!"

The dying man in black twitched his whole body, and had no strength to crawl forward, he could only twist his body and let out a scream: "The paw in the soil!"

The leader shouted angrily: "What's the mess? Make it clear!"

The man in black opened his mouth wide, and his bloody teeth were exposed by the torch. The entire face seemed to be torn apart, completely lost in shape, and his two eyes were shaky, as if he was inadvertently from the pulpy eye sockets. Fall out: "The paw catches us, the soil..."

Then the voice became smaller and smaller, and he couldn't hear it anymore.

The leader flew a sword in the air, and it ended up on him, and then looked around like a chaotic square inch. The last stomped: "Withdraw, withdraw quickly!"

People came quickly, and they walked quickly. The remaining twenty-odd people instantly evacuated from a clean, empty Langtou Mountain, and gradually recovered their calm.

Zhang Chao saw it in his eyes and couldn't help but said, "As expected, he is a thoughtful man of Taoism, cool enough! Ruthless enough!"

Lin Kun listened to the iron buddies' approval, and said blankly: "They won't catch up for the time being. Let's hurry up at this time!"

As if answering his words, a faint voice came from the cave, growing louder and louder: "Huh, send me some blood, do you want me to let you go?"

"Come on to my ghost, die!"

When the word of death fell, immediately the entire Langtou Mountain began to shake, and above the cave, countless bloody claws broke through the ground and wanted to jump up and bite people.

"Damn! Run!"

Zhang Chao grabbed Baize Lion's sleeves, hid behind her, and cried out.

Zhang Xiao was dumbfounded, riding on the branches of the tree, and was frightened!

"Let go of your dirty hands!"

Baize Lion glanced at him in disgust, broke free of his sleeves, and snorted coldly.

For Lin Kun's two cowardly brothers, Baize Lion was a little disgusted. If it were not for the owner's sake, she would definitely leave them behind and leave.

Lin Kun let go of Divine Sense and took a closer look. Like Huang Zhongda Lu's voice, it suddenly sounded in the night sky: "I am also the king of The Netherworld at any rate. What's the point of hiding in a cave to make funerals? ?? Enjoyed dozens of lives at a time, and also absorbed so many Hun and Po, still not satisfied? Believe it or not, I will set up a barbecue grill to grill you as dry food?"

When he scolded here, Lin Kun suddenly raised his hand, and a drop of bright red blood exuding Long Wei suddenly shot out, directly into the countless bloody wolf claws.

This is the blood of the true dragon, which he obtained from the back kitchen of the Flat Peach Conference!

The whole earth convulsed for a while, and then the sharp dewclaws were like snow meeting the scorching sun, quickly dissolving, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into bloody mists and passed away with the wind.

And the earth, which was originally ups and downs, gradually returned to calm.

Zhang Chao looked straight and dumbfounded: "This... is this done?"

Lin Kun shook his head lightly and explained to him lazily, while Baize Lion stuck out his tongue at them.

The sacred cow pulled the cart and jumped straight forward again, and moved forward at extreme speed. Zhang Chao suddenly said, "Brother Kun, you are so powerful, or let's go down and chop the Nether Wolf King, take out its magic core, and bring the wolf back. , Let's post it!"

As soon as he calmed down, his brain, which had been heavily influenced by traditional fantasy novels, started running at high speed again.

"You are so pig-headed, the boss just used the blood of the dragon clan to scare it off. You think that The Netherworld talks about the wolf king, the Nether Wolf King, is really so easy to deal with?"

"Don't be so wishful, but think about how to save your life!"

Lin Kun drove the car intently, but Baize Lion gave him a shot.

When Zhang Chao heard this, he quickly stopped, his expression becoming nervous again.

After a long while, he seemed to think of something again, and asked curiously: "Hey, Brother Kun is not a dragon, what is the real dragon blood?"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Lin Kun, who was driving, and then at the proud Baize Lion.

Disappointed, no one ignored him.

The sacred cow didn't go far in pulling the cart, and Lin Kun found that the cart was a little out of control.

"What's the matter?"

Zhang Chao and Zhang Xiao also noticed something was wrong with the route, and suddenly panicked: "Isn't this a charm trick?"

"I'm afraid that Nether Wolf King was eating tonight, trying to force all the living creatures on this Langtou Mountain into the cave!"

Lin Kun stopped the god cow to pull the cart, and said with a solemn expression.

Hearing this, Baize Lion suddenly said nothing, took out a few yellow symbols from his arms, and put one on each person.

Zhang Chao mocked contemptuously: "The yellow talisman is used by the exorcist to post demons. Do you have an egg on people?"

Baize Lion glared at him: "You don't know, right? It's the best way to encounter a fierce beast that is full of evil spirits. Try all the spirits, but as for this road and the wall?"

She kicked Zhang Chao's ass: "Take off your pants and just pee."

"What? Urine...!"

Zhang Chao suspiciously looked at the beautiful girl Baize Lion with big eyes suddenly, then glanced down at own, suddenly bewildered.

"Brother Kun, this..."

He turned his head and looked at Lin Kun again pleadingly.

"Brother, what do you look at me for? If you make you pee, just pee. If I'm not busy driving, I'll pee."

"You are the first to pee in front of Baize Lion, shouldn't you take this opportunity?"

Lin Kun said teasingly.

"Okay, I'm peeing, can't I pee? Oh..."

Unable to ask for help, Zhang Chao suddenly seemed to be discouraged and walked to the front of the car with his trousers dingy.

"You two are not allowed to peek!"

Zhang Chao still couldn't let go, don't turn his head and exhort.

"Hurry up, chirp again, my old lady kicks you down."

Baize Lion gritted his teeth and roared.

As soon as the voice fell, Zhang Chao was irritated and urinated.

In fact, he didn't know whether he really had urine or was scared to pee.

What he didn't even know was that Zhang Xiao in the back also urinated quietly—into his pants.

He was so real, he was scared...

The sacred cow pulled the cart and started to move forward again. Zhang Chao hurriedly hid behind after urinating, and found that the cart, as expected by Baize Lion, began to walk in a straight line.

Suddenly, he began to respect the beautiful girl with teeth beside him.

I thought: It would be great if I had such a personal beauty club kung fu, brainy and clever follower!

The night became more and more pitch black like ink, and the high altitude in front of him couldn't see his fingers, Lin Kun closed his eyes habitually.

And Zhang Chao knows the Erlong Mountain Realm very well.

Based on the feeling, he knew that he was about to leave Langtou Mountain and reach the boundary of Iron Pot Hill.

There was no danger, and he suddenly became energetic, muttering in his mouth, not knowing who he was scolding.

Zhang Xiao squatted at the back of the car with an embarrassed face, covering his crotch with his hands, his face flushed, for fear that he would lose his face when he was discovered by everyone if he was not careful.

Lin Kun and Baize Lion stood side by side on the back of the sacred cow, laughing secretly.

In fact, the situation of the two has long been seen clearly by them, but it is just not exposed.

In any case, people came to Tieguoqiu as a guest, and Lin Kun’s iron buddies, even if Baize Lion was upset, he would not dare to be too rude.

The two were exchanging eyes, sneered and laughed on the back of the sacred cow. Suddenly, they heard the muttering voice behind them abruptly stopped.

Immediately, Lin Kun felt that his back was severely touched.

"Brother Kun!" Zhang Chao seemed to let him out of anger, even his throat became thinner: "Look, look, wolf head!"

Lin Kun opened his eyes and saw that there was a huge wolf head like a mountain in the sky.

The high altitude was already black as if splashed with ink, but the wolf's head itself had green eyes, and its fangs were bloody, exuding a slight light.

Lin Kun pulled Baize Lion behind him and began to carefully observe the unexpectedly big head of a ferocious wolf in front of him.

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