I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

"A...See!"

At this moment, with his legs tightly closed, his hands nowhere to be placed, Liu Dafu, whose face was filled with purple eggplants, finally heard Master "Lunar God" call him by his name, and wanted to collect his belongings for him again. After the Ziqi added himself and got the chance to accumulate merits for his children and grandchildren, his mood was originally excited.

However, when he raised his eyes to meet Jade Rabbit, who was driving upside down to collect money, he could not help but shiver. After more than an hour of contending with the urine in his body, he finally did not change. The fate of being broadcasted directly came to a smash.

And even with that, there was a crackling noise in his pants, and a big burp in an instant, which made him feel ashamed and angry, and couldn't help but yell in Korean.

However, what he didn't expect was that his phrase "Asi Bar" instantly became a buzzword on the Internet. In just a few minutes, it has directly occupied the headlines of major forums. There is even a trend to become popular in other media.

Not only Liu Dafu, but all the people in front of the TV, they are all stunned at this moment. Some male compatriots with bad kidneys immediately rushed to the forefront of the county, and the whole body was excited, and there was a feeling of wanting to face the wind in an instant. The urge to urinate.

In the cool sports car that finally started slowly, the beautiful "Jade Rabbit" was inconspicuous, with two delicate little feet stretched out to the sky, and the body hung upside down on the driver's seat. The posture was simply unbearable. See.

At the same time, on the major Internet forums in Jinhua City, the news that you can't bear to look directly at each other appeared like mushrooms after a rain.

"Assi! Jade Rabbit is driving so well, everyone has reached the tide of high tide!"

"Today's highlights: The visual experience of the god's favorite Jade Rabbit driving upside down: Audience: Assi, take it! The richest man: Assi, pee on it! Moon God: Assi, brighten my god's eyes, you treasure The dirty boy is very bad!"

"Asi, who is behind the scenes controlling all these gods' operations?"

"Assi, we don't know, we dare not ask!"

"Assi, there are tens of thousands of roads, just drive upside down, the driving is irregular, and the richest man has a shit."

...

Although all the audience in front of the TV in Jinhua City at this moment were completely shocked by the incontinence of the richest man on the screen and Jade Rabbit's inverted driving.

However, Jade Rabbit, who was driving upside down at the moment, gradually calmed down, completely devoid of the previous embarrassment and shame.

On the contrary, there is an urge to be happy and laugh.

Grandma's, stand upside down and stand upside down, who is afraid of whom!

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is my dear Luna Lord, the test of my loyalty before entering the job!

I dignified the postgraduate of the University of U.S.A. Can't even understand this? joke!

If that is the case, I have been in Massachusetts for so many years.

As long as my Lord Moon God is satisfied with my performance, so that I can stay by his side in the future and pay tribute to his handsome appearance and cold king aura every day, what a sacrifice I made.

Perhaps, this handstand driving is an opportunity for me to emerge and ascend, I should take a good grasp of it!

Thinking of this, her pretty face clings to the throttle again, and her heart bursts with joy.

And the Lamborghini poison, which was given oil again, also made a loud roar, like a red lightning, rushing straight towards a short distance.

"Ding, received Jade Rabbit pleasure value of 10,000, which has been redeemed for merit points..."

At the same time, a loud system sound suddenly sounded beside Lin Kun, making him, the "moon god" who was going to watch Lin Xueer's jokes, suddenly feel bad.

"Fuck, are you happy again?"

"It's so happy, right?"

"Daddy's integrity is broken!"

"Is this free from masochism?"

For Lin Xueer, who was so deliberately making things difficult, not broken, and still full of joy, he instantly felt an invisible mysterious feeling.

Just when he was stunned because of the abnormal performance of "Jade Rabbit", suddenly, in the sky, it gradually dimmed.

The dazzling beam of light that pierced through the sky and the earth actually began to flash continuously, as if it was an incandescent lamp stick standing upright between the sky and the earth, about to be broken.

Not only that, even the goose-egg-shaped Universe Time and Space Pill in his hand, which originally flashed with fluorescent light, is still flashing at this moment, just like a handicraft with insufficient power supply.

Asi! What's the matter?

Could it be that Lei Gong was angry because of his eldest son, but now he takes advantage of me to be alone and finds someone to take revenge on the green?

However, before he could figure it out, he saw a dark black cloud above the sky, like a mushroom cloud rising up, tumbling and surging in the direction where he was standing.

Rumble!

The deafening sound of thunder resounded from the sky and the earth again. Above the sky, the sea of ​​clouds was surging and slowly converging, and waves of strange sounds like sharpening knives slowly floated between the sky and the earth.

Do you want to sell batches? Sure enough, it must be the bastard of Lord Thunder!

Lin Kun looked at the approaching sea of ​​clouds from a distance, and listened to the sound of sharpening knives in his ears, and cursed very angrily.

However, what he didn't expect was that things didn't seem to be that simple yet.

Seeing him, the Azure Dragon robe, dragon and phoenix jade belt, nine-star crown, and sun and moon boots that were originally blooming at this moment are gradually dimming, and there is even a posture of directly dissipating.

It seems like the helper invited by the birdman is a bit difficult, no, I think I should pack my things and run away!

Dog's life matters!

Thinking of this, he did not delay anymore, and instantly urged the Lingxi Decision to its extreme, and then released a purple light with some effort, covering Liu Dafu, who had been scared by the vision of heaven and earth at this moment, so that he was finally experiencing it. After incontinence, I got what I wanted and got the opportunity to accumulate merit for future generations.

Then Lin Xueer, who had a pretty pale face, said through a voice message: "I have an urgent matter to do. Now you pull up your bills and drive home."

"Remember, in the days when I am away, you have to take good care of yourself, you must confess with your heart, work hard to atone for your sins, and successfully complete the building of the Moon Temple, and then wait for me to come back to reward you."

Rumble!

Just after he arranged everything in order, seeing Lin Xueer driving upside down and disappearing into the night with a few friends, leaving only Liu Dafu with a dazed and scared face, the road was louder than before. The sound of thunder suddenly blasted between heaven and earth!

At the same time, the Azure Dragon suit all over his body directly disappeared. A dazzling to the extreme halo quickly enveloped him, and then took him and the bunch of objects that had become associated with him, suddenly soaring into the sky. It was like a meteor that pierced the sky, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

"Assi!"

In Taoyuan Village, there was only Lin Kun's sigh, and Liu Dafu and his party.

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