I'm The Hard Rice King

Chapter 149 You die!

Facts have proved that joking with others must be done in moderation. Once it goes too far, it will be embarrassing!

Wu Wenyue and Xu Manying faced this problem, and Li Peifeng felt uncomfortable being caught in the middle.

They cooked the meal in silence and started eating in silence. There was no communication between the three of them, and the atmosphere was almost frozen.

Li Peifeng couldn't stand it and told a few jokes in an attempt to liven up the atmosphere, but to no avail. The two girls treated him like nothing.

After thinking for a moment, Mr. Li decided to take the risk and talk about something profound...

"What does the question of meeting parents mean? It means marriage. Although it is too early to talk about this issue, since you have encountered it now and you want me to give an answer, I will not avoid talking about it."

"First of all, I want to make it clear that I am 100% responsible for the people and things I encounter in my life, and the words that come out of my mouth."

"Ah."

A burst of laughter came from Xu Manying.

Li Peifeng glanced at her, stopped talking, and continued eating.

"Then what?"

Xu Manying asked, but couldn't help but mutter in a low voice: "Be responsible, how can you be responsible? It's just a nice thing to say."

"Look at this bowl." Wu Wenyue knocked on the soup bowl and smiled scornfully: "It's big and round. Look at the pancake. It's round and big. It's all nonsense, skr~"

Xu Manying laughed as well: "You get full marks for this improvisation."

"Two little brats."

"Who are you talking about, little brat?"

Li Peifeng was silent again, and after a moment he slowly asked in confusion: "Do you know what marriage is? Are you ready to accept marriage?"

"I don't know if you have thought about this problem, but I have thought about it seriously."

Although Li Peifeng has never been married, he had a similar experience in his dream. Coupled with some of his previous thoughts, he had a different view on marriage.

"What does it mean to get married? Usually in stories such as novels and movies, getting married means the end. Getting married means that a strong person has a weakness, and it means that a lonely poet loses his soul."

"When you want to go all out to travel to the mountains and seas, there is always someone at home that you have to worry about. When you want to go up to the moon for nine days, you suddenly remember that your child's diaper has not been washed. You finally get off work after a tiring day, but you see me sitting in front of the computer indifferently You looked like you were typing, dinner was not cooked for you, your child was crying on the bed, and the house was in a mess, so you began to doubt this relationship in your heart. You used words to accuse me, humiliate me, and scold me, "Why don't you die, you loser?" "When you said that, you completely forgot the fact that you said emotionally, "I will love you even if you become a dung beetle."

"Who said such disgusting things?"

Xu Manying was angry and funny, but when he saw the calm Wu Wenyue, he immediately stared and said angrily: "Have you told him?"

"No!" Wu Wenyue said in her heart, that's not what she said.

"You didn't tell him, how could he say that?!"

Xu Manying was filled with resentment: "You are so shameless! You didn't even tell me!!"

Wu Wenyue was impatient: "The love words I have told you are much more disgusting than this, okay?!"

"So, can you answer the question I just asked?"

Li Peifeng ignored the jealous quarrel between the two, and stared at them separately: "Have you understood the essence of marriage? Are you ready? Do you have the answer?"

Wu Wenyue didn't speak.

Xu Manying is still stubborn: "Why do you want an answer?"

"Love can be blind, but marriage must be sensible." Li Peifeng frowned: "You can't even want to find someone to marry without knowing what marriage is?"

"..."

"Then I'll ask you two a few more questions. You don't need to answer them. You can think for yourself."

Li Peifeng added: "First, if girls could get married, would you still choose me?"

"Second, if I was only in a relationship with one of you two, would you still be so anxious to let me meet your parents?"

"Third, have you ever thought about whether you want to be with me because you love me, or because you urgently need such a contractual relationship due to the pressure of the world, so you have to make a choice and want to attack me first?" Qiang, afraid that the other party will snatch me away?"

"..."

The two girls wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say.

"With all due respect, I feel like I'm just a tool now." Li Peifeng said in an emphatic tone: "For a tool for you to complete your life goal of marriage, or for a prize, you compete back and forth, although I seem to be very sought-after and popular. Welcome, but I don’t feel your love.”

When he said this, he glanced at Xu Manying, and Miss Xu was unhappy on the spot.

"Explain it to me clearly!"

Li Peifeng had a subtle expression, and after thinking about it for a while, he used the lingering voice: "Man Ning, if the books I write don't make money in the future, I don't have any source of income, I just code at home every day, and earn thousands of dollars in manuscript fees a month. Life has become a problem. And your career is booming and your wealth is tens of billions. At that time, are you really willing to support me and not leave me? "

See you in the picture!

Li Peifeng's purpose was revealed at this time. He had made so much preparation just for this sentence.

And Xu Manying’s answer came out without thinking;

"Are you sick?"

Li Peifeng was choked, and after he realized it, he simply nodded: "Yes, I will not only be poor, but also sick, so will you support me?" At the end, he added: "It's not the kidney and prostate disease, I have both. Organs don't get sick."

"Virtue!"

Xu Manying rolled his eyes speechlessly and wanted to turn back, but seeing the expressionless Wu Wenyue, he blinked and said softly, "Peifeng, if you marry me, my money is Your money, how can you still be poor? Besides, your income is nothing to me now, so in terms of material things, I can pay more. The house and car are all prepared by me , you don’t have to worry about this. And..."

Xu Manying changed her voice and looked at Wu Wenyue: "I will be ready to come out every month. After all, we are a family."

Wu Wenyue chuckled: "Thank you, no need."

Li Peifeng looked expectant: "So, Man Ning, will you support me?"

Xu Manying nodded: "Yes, as long as your self-esteem allows it. Didn't I tell you such a proposal when we were in love before? But you didn't agree."

[Task name: Please support me. 】

[Task progress: 2/5. 】

Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief. The progress was very fast. There are only three people left to complete...

But Comrade Wu Wenyue was very unhappy at this time!

"Xiao Feng, come here."

Wu Wenyue smiled and waved to Li Peifeng: "Put your ears over here."

"what?"

Li Peifeng cautiously approached a little closer, but heard Wu Wenyue gritting her teeth: "You die! Get out of the door! You go up the mountain and plant your own land, and I will find a few dung beetles to fertilize you, and the family is almost out of food." , you see if you can grow rice. If it doesn’t work, you wear protective clothing and go shopping on the street to see who is not wearing a mask. Supervise and supervise. When you are done, I will communicate with the community and ask them to issue you a volunteer certificate. You can also be considered as making a contribution to society!”

Li Peifeng said weakly: "Brother Yue, what are you talking about?"

Wu Wenyue sneered: "What did I say? What did you say? How can a good person look for someone to support him every day? After asking, I asked Man Ning: How lacking in love are you? Can't you live anymore? You are a seventy-year-old. Or is the child still unweaned? For such a tall man, with a body weight of more than 200 kilograms of muscle, you really can’t perform under a bridge, playing with broken rocks on your chest to get rewards, then you can be considered self-reliant!"

"You are just a piece of shit with a large intestine wrapped around a small intestine and adhesion of the large and small intestines!"

Wu Wenyue said that she was really angry in the end. She picked up the bowl and cursed, walked to the living room, sat on the sofa and started eating.

Analyzing the reasons for Wu Wenyue's anger, Li Peifeng estimated that firstly, it was because there was no hope of meeting her parents during the winter vacation; secondly, she was annoyed by her behavior of asking Xu Manying after he had asked the same question; secondly, it might also be because Miss Xu showed off her wealth with love words. Are you feeling inferior?

Li Peifeng said: "I'm just asking, you don't have any food, why don't you go to the living room to eat something?"

"I lose my appetite when I see you, don't talk to me!"

"..."

Xu Manying waved her hand: "Okay, I will set aside some vegetables and accompany her to the living room to eat. You can eat yours."

After an unpleasant dinner, the two girls returned to their rooms.

Li Peifeng cleans the dining table and washes the pots and dishes. There will always be some small conflicts of one kind or another when living together.

As the saying goes, how can a horse's spoon not touch the edge of the pot? During their honeymoon, the young couple may fall out over trivial matters! Let alone three people?

Mr. Li didn't take it to heart, but the matter of meeting his parents was still unresolved. Sooner or later it would be a problem...

While cleaning, Li Peifeng thought about solutions.

After the dishes were washed and the pots wiped, he figured it out. He returned to his room, picked a few books from the bookshelf, and knocked on the door of the side bedroom.

"Dong dong~"

After a symbolic knock, no one answered. Li Peifeng was not polite and pushed the door open. The two girls sat in front of the computer and were busy working and studying, ignoring him.

"My dears, take a look at these books when you have time."

Li Peifeng put all the books in his hands on the bed.

"What?"

Xu Manying got up curiously and came over to look through it, and saw the titles of several books.

"The Origin of Family, Private Property, and the State", "Understanding Love", "The Five Love Languages", "Intimacy", "The Meaning of Marriage".

"You want us to see this?" Xu Manying looked incredulous: "Should I call you Teacher Li?"

Wu Wenyue also glanced at her: "What disease have you committed again?"

Li Peifeng said quietly: "There are five books here. Read them as soon as possible, and then write a PPT of no less than 50,000 words. The main content will be about your understanding of marriage and relationships. Let me know when you have finished. I will organize a report meeting at home, and you will each go on stage to tell your own views. I will give you a score based on your statement and the level of your PPT. Finally, based on the score, I will decide which parent to meet first. "

As soon as the words fell, the room was quiet for a moment.

Wu Wenyue stood up slowly, narrowed her eyes, and walked slowly towards Li Peifeng.

Xu Manying gently stroked his chin with one hand, picked up the thickest book among the five with the other hand, and weighed the weight of the book.

"I think your understanding of relationships and marriage, as well as how to get along with and maintain intimate relationships, may be a bit one-sided. You need to learn more. There is no other meaning..."

Li Peifeng spoke as usual, while slowly retreating, aiming for the door.

"Li Peifeng! I'll fuck you...I'm going to pinch the shit out of you...#&@! (@#"

Wu Wenyue's eyes were about to burst into flames. He cursed and rushed forward in three steps.

"boom!!"

Xu Manying was even more ruthless. He picked up the book and threw it hard at Li Peifeng, with a ferocious expression on his face: "Yueyue, kill him! Is this bastard applying for a job here?!"

"Speak nicely and don't do anything if something happens!"

Li Peifeng ran away as fast as he could. After returning to his room, he quickly locked the door, but the murderous intent behind the door still scared him into a cold sweat.

“Dong dong dong!!”

"Li Peifeng, if you have the guts, open the door!"

"If I don't beat you until you are bruised and bruised today, you really don't know your last name!!"

"You bitch, open the door! What do you think we are?"

The door was smashed and the two girls cursed.

Li Peifeng spoke righteously: "Let me just say that you have problems in getting along with each other in intimate relationships. Look at your attitude, it seems that you are manic and depressive. Go back to your room and read to me!"

(End of chapter)