I'm The Hard Rice King

Chapter 221 Thirty-Six Love Strategies

The next Saturday, during breakfast, Xu Manying and Wu Wenyue were whispering, and Li Peifeng was cooking in the kitchen, and they could only vaguely hear them.

"He didn't wear an umbrella yesterday. Could he be pregnant?"

"He got it on... you and me. It should be fine."

"What if? I felt a little nauseous when I woke up in the morning."

"just in case……"

"There is no chance." Li Peifeng approached with the food and comforted: "I have absolutely no problem controlling my body, and the possibility of a misfire is basically zero!"

Xu Manying didn't like it and was angry: "What you said is really like a scumbag. You don't want to be responsible no matter what, right?!"

Wu Wenyue also sneered: "Don't worry, if we really have an abortion, you won't have to pay for the abortion. I will take her to the hospital to have the abortion myself. I will kill the bastard first, and finally I will castrate you with a knife and then kill you." "

"Stop talking in anger." Li Peifeng said earnestly: "Am I the kind of irresponsible person? Which of you is pregnant, I will meet whose parents first, get the certificate, get married, and have a banquet. Other girls have it, and you have to do it too. Yes, I believe the other party can also understand. If she is not satisfied, I will file for divorce after the child is born, and then I will get a certificate from her."

"Have them both at the same time?"

Li Peifeng's eyes were suspicious: "Being a mother is not an easy task, it means responsibility and pain. Do you two really want to give me a baby? Then you take off your clothes and we will come back..."

"Fart, who wants to give you a monkey?"

"Sure enough, humans and dogs are different. Dogs can't spit out ivory from their mouths. Go get some food and stop talking nonsense!"

The two girls were very embarrassed and quarreled for a while. They ignored the quarrel and sat down to eat.

Li Peifeng asked about Wu Wenyue's back injury. The latter twisted his body left and right, and said with joy and doubt that it seemed to be much better. This made Li feel relieved, and repeatedly warned Wu Wenyue to pay attention to confidentiality and how to take the medicine. That’s considered giving up.

After the meal, Xu Manying and Wu Wenyue left separately. The former went to work to put the final touches on the production and design of "True Self" clothing.

The latter was going to serve as a referee for a "Legend Cup" basketball game hosted by a certain state-owned enterprise, because it involved the previous hype plan of the short video studio. As the boss, Li Peifeng originally planned to follow him to have a look, but the editor Sheng Xia came again and urged him. I called him to persuade him to come down.

"The production team's donkeys don't rest like you. It's been a few days and the outline of "Sword and Law" has not been finished? What about the ending of "The Heroine"? It has not been finished yet?!"

"Tell me what you are doing now? Don't tell me about Kavin. Kavin people are all lazy people and waste! It's just one word, code! I don't believe you spend sixteen hours a day sitting in front of the computer , you can still be good at writing?! The coding is over, there is only one thing in your mind, and that is coding! If you don’t code now, will you lose everything in the future? "

Li Peifeng was more or less awakened, and then thought about what the two girls said during breakfast about pregnancy and children...

Wow, more pressure.

what to do? You can only make money by coding!

Otherwise, those who eat soft food and have a harem will really go to hell!

"The problem is, I already have a fucking system, how can I still be so miserable?"

Li Peifeng was a little doubtful about life. When he thought about it carefully, he felt that he could not blame himself for this, but could only blame the system for being useless!

The rewards he was given were all very improper. They could improve personal charm and quality of life, but they were of no help in making money, and he was helpless.

"Write a book, or write a book. Half my life is writing and half my life is empty, half for money and half for fame. I use the keyboard to realize my dream."

So, Li Peifeng returned to his home in Baoyu Community and transformed into a ruthless coding machine. He sat in front of the computer and wrote until almost noon, when his work state of forgetting sleep and food was interrupted by a WeChat message.

The letter was written by a white-haired guy with a dark heart...

He Yimeng: "When are you going to return the umbrella to me? Have you forgotten it?"

Is the offensive that Gu Jinyu mentioned coming?

Li Peifeng frowned slightly, put down the keyboard, picked up the phone, and replied: "You are like Bai Suzhen who drank realgar wine and wanted to be a monster again. If I return the umbrella, will I become Xu Xian?"

He Yimeng: "What are you talking about? You don't want to return the umbrella?"

Li Peifeng: "Beauty, are you lending me a big umbrella or a small umbrella?"

He Yimeng: "...If I return both, I don't particularly mind."

Li Peifeng: "I mind, I will return your umbrella on Monday, and please stop being a monster, Mr. Captain."

He Yimeng: "Leader? Who is the leader?"

Li Peifeng: "Stop pretending. As the saying goes, a couple's love lasts for a hundred days. There are more than 80 people in the scumbag girl group. Half of them are my book fans, and half of them have a relationship with me. You also have a relationship with me. Why is this so?"

If Editor Xia hadn't made that call, Li Peifeng might have remained unchanged in response to all changes, just to see what He Yimeng wanted to do to play himself, just for fun, but Xia Sheng's call to urge the manuscript came. Come on, he's not in the mood at all.

"Women? Women will only affect my coding speed."

As for Li Peifeng's showdown, He Yimeng's side also stopped. After a long while, he didn't wait for a reply. Li Peifeng cooked some food and had lunch. After finishing the meal, the other party's news came over.

"Yeah, why is this so?"

The first is text and the second is audio.

He Yimeng's voice was very sincere: "Now that you know everything, I won't hide it from you, but don't get me wrong. My real purpose is very simple. I don't want to harm you. I just want to see your weirdness through your beautiful body." And the ugly heart is considering whether to leave something in your heart."

Li Peifeng smiled and replied: "Let me translate it for you. To put it simply, you just want to use the members of the scumbag girl group to test whether I am really on board or fake. If I still have a flirtatious temperament, You're going to step on me a few times, and if I'm unmoved, then you'll be the first to get there, right?"

In fact, after learning about this from Gu Jinyu, Li Peifeng probably understood He Yimeng's idea. Now that he heard her say it, he was even more sure.

It was certain that Bai Mao had a good impression of him. The two of them had been getting along for more than half a month. Not only had they learned something from each other, but they had also left a lot of good memories.

Moreover, Li Peifeng felt that the woman He Yimeng understood him best, the kind of understanding that touched the depths of his nature and heart. He was considerate and gentle, and the other person's thinking was rational and stable.

This led to Li Peifeng really wanting to establish a relationship with He Yimeng and have a serious love affair at that time, but he could feel that the other party had some scruples. After half-jokingly and half-seriously bringing up the subject, he never mentioned it again.

He Yimeng, a psychology student, is too smart, has too accurate vision, and is even more rational about emotions. Li Peifeng feels that she has eighteen thousand tricks, which can be seen from the tricks the other party is using now. come out.

Even if she has a crush on Li Peifeng, she will not show her crush directly and create opportunities like ordinary girls. Instead, she will use one move to drive away the tiger and see if Li Peifeng can withstand the test, and then decide whether to get along with him.

But how can human nature stand the test?

What's more, this is not about falling in love? This is like a fucking war, and someone will die if you are not careful.

So, let’s not mess with it!

After the showdown message was sent, why did Meng not reply, the voice message popped up directly, and the first sentence after the call was connected was also very direct;

"Are you at home? I'll go find you and have a meal together."

"No need to come, I've moved." Li Peifeng simply refused: "You don't need to test me, I haven't changed, I'm even worse than before. Sometimes I despise myself. If you really want to play with me, There is no need to waste time on me, as it can easily lead to murder. If you want to ask me for a small umbrella, I don’t have one. I have recently quit sex. The big umbrella will be returned to you on Monday, we have agreed."

"Are you serious?"

"seriously."

Li Peifeng's affirmative answer made He Yimeng fall into silence. After a moment, she sighed softly: "It would be better if you were really a scumbag. If you are a scumbag, no one will care about you. But you are a scumbag." The fragments are struggling, showing life, and are equally disgusting and pleasant, which makes it difficult to choose.”

Li Peifeng said: "Human nature is like this, and you should understand its complexity and diversity."

He Yimeng smiled: "But I still have a place for you in my heart, and I still have expectations for you."

"Expectation is the number one killer in an intimate relationship, followed by 'I'm right', and the third is 'You have to change'. Because no one in the world is 100% in line with your wishes, just as no two people have the same texture. Leaves...you told me this."

"It seems you have read all the books I gave you."

That's right, apart from "The Origin of Family, Private Ownership and the State", the five books Li Peifeng gave to Wu and Xu Ernu include "Understanding Love", "The Five Love Languages", "Intimacy", " These four books "The Meaning of Marriage" were all given to him by He Yimeng.

"I finished reading already."

Li Peifeng said: "I have benefited a lot, thank you very much."

"I'm very relieved."

He Yimeng hesitated for a moment, but still said: "There is no need to return the umbrella, but you'd better return the book to me."

Li Peifeng felt nervous: "Why?"

"I recently had a consultation at the Clinical Psychology Center, and I also had to review some related things... Forget it, I'll buy new ones." He Yimeng laughed at himself: "Otherwise, the gifts I gave out will come back again, which will make me look too good. mean."

Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right. Just buy new books. You can't borrow them from the library."

"Why are you so nervous?"

He Yi Meng suddenly said: "Did you give my book to someone else?"

It's so scary. You can analyze the truth of the matter from clues over the phone. Do you psychology students also tell fortunes?

Li Peifeng coughed dryly: "I want to emphasize that as students in normal universities, it is our obligation to spread knowledge and wisdom to others."

He Yimeng in the receiver smiled with a warm smile: "Then can you tell me who you have spread this knowledge to?"

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the world, I have no comment."

"You think I can't guess? Do you think I am the leader for nothing?!"

He Yimeng's laughter continued: "I don't want the book anymore, just wait for my Italian cannon."

Li Peifeng sighed: "How about you come to my house... Can we put our grudges to rest in one fell swoop?"

(End of chapter)