I'm The Hard Rice King

Chapter 251 Dream of the Hatchet

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Li Peifeng also felt that what he had done just now was too much. He was in the kitchen with two girls, Wu Wenyue and Xu Manying, leaving Huang Tianxuan alone in the konggui.

The most egregious thing was Wu Wenyue and Xu Manying. They seemed to have agreed upon it and actually made a sound on purpose. Even if Li Peifeng explicitly prohibited it, Huang Tianxuan in the master bedroom must have heard it clearly. This was very embarrassing.

Li Peifeng was well aware of the "conspiracy" of Wu and Xu. After a quick battle, he found an opportunity to come to the master bedroom and tried to comfort Huang Tianxuan, lest the other party would get more and more angry and make the relationship between the two unfamiliar. .

"You don't live in the living room, why did you come to my room?"

"It's too cold in the living room, and I miss you a little bit."

"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here!"

Huang Tianxuan was obviously still angry and wanted to drive people away but couldn't.

"I will definitely sleep in this room today, sharing the same bed, but not getting into each other. If you have any request, I will never refuse."

"Uh... let go... don't cover my mouth!"

Li Peifeng hugged her and comforted her: "Keep your voice down, it's time to go to bed. Do you plan to stay up all night with me? Do you still want to dream?!"

"Let go!"

Huang Tianxuan sat up panting and kicked Li Peifeng hard with her feet: "Go over there, stay away from me, don't touch me!"

"OK, no problem."

"Turn off the lights."

In any case, Huang Tianxuan agreed to the request to share the bed with Li Peifeng, but there was another person on the bed, and the sleepiness that had arisen disappeared again.

I couldn't sleep because I was tossing and turning!

About five or six minutes later, Li Peifeng asked softly: "Can't sleep? Do you need me to go out?"

"..."

Seeing that there was no answer to the question, he slowly leaned closer and whispered: "Actually, I have a way to make you fall asleep quickly. Can you try it?"

"What is it?"

In the darkness, Li Peifeng kissed her and at the same time stretched his hand towards Huang Tianxuan's bed.

"Are you sick?"

"Try it, it really works. Didn't they both fall asleep?"

"no……"

There was a struggle at first, but it gradually subsided.

Love is a lonely boat, drifting forever night, turning upside down in the sea of ​​evil.

Love is like a candle waxing bright at night, its silhouette returning to the world.

Love is seamless, but it also has flaws.

Love is between lips and teeth, love is between fingers.

Love is in the dreams where people meet.

At 1:40 in the morning in the capital, all four people have fallen asleep, and in their dreams, they will meet again.

But life is like a dream, and dreams will naturally have regrets.

When the three girls learn about the special nature of this dream, can they still let Li Peifeng enjoy the happiness of everyone?

Things are getting interesting!

…

"Fuck! You have left me without love!"

At two o'clock in the morning, Li Peifeng woke up sweating profusely. He cursed secretly, lit the lamp, and looked at Huang Tianxuan, who was still sleeping next to him. He was stunned and talking vaguely in his sleep;

"Dead? What should I do? Can I still live? I can't die. The child cannot live without his father!"

Li Peifeng's face softened slightly, he got out of bed and went to sleep on his side.

The room was dark, but the curtains were opened, and through the moonlight outside, two girls could be vaguely seen sleeping soundly on the bed. Li Peifeng was resentful, and when he reached the bed, he raised his foot to kick Wu Wenyue, but he heard what they said. Talking in sleep and making movements.

"It's over, it's over. The attack just now was too harsh. Xuanxuan, please stop doing artificial respiration. The father's head will fly five meters away."

"Wu Wenyue!! Are you missing a brain stem? You can forget about playing around, but you really want to murder your husband? Tianxuan is only one month pregnant! What do you want her to do?"

"Man Ning, you little Salami, don't fart. It's as if you didn't do anything. You just say you're happy or not and it's over?"

"It's a pleasure, but my heart hurts even more, wuwu."

"Stop crying, I'm just teaching him a lesson in his dream. Let's walk around, play music and dance. From now on, Tianxuan, I will raise your child... Huh? Why are you beating me? Stop!!"

"Murderer, die!"

"Hit, hit well! Just hit the dog's head!"

Li Peifeng knew through sleep talk analysis that the two girls had begun to attack Wu Wenyue, but he still couldn't understand his hatred. He wished that each of them would slap them awake, but after thinking about it carefully, he just gritted his teeth and returned to the living room.

"I wonder if this dream can be continued after it was interrupted? Probably."

Li Peifeng rummaged through his clothes pocket to find the Breath of the Underworld, poured out a little, drank it, and fell asleep again on the sofa.

"Me a hatchet? Even though I am dead, I, Li Peifeng, can still be reincarnated!!"

…

Wednesday, 8am.

Li Peifeng woke up slowly on the sofa, but did not get up immediately. Instead, he closed his eyes again and sorted out the memories in his dream.

This is the third time I have had a dream with someone, but the experience is not as good as the first two.

The first time I had a dream with Zhao Qingge, it was such an amazing and unforgettable experience as "when you are drunk, you don't know the sky is on the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams overwhelming the stars."

The second time I had a dream with the four girls, it was the sweet happiness of "a deep dream behind a curtain of moonlight, and a tender spring breeze."

Then this third time, it is the unrest that "hatred arises from love, and thoughts overflow from separation".

At the beginning of the dream, the four of them did not continue the plot of "Proud Country", and each of them changed their identities. They were all visitors from another world who had just traveled through the past. They had to start over from scratch and gradually integrated into the dream world.

Fortunately, they had experience, and everyone adapted quickly and mastered the ability to protect themselves to a certain extent. However, because of their experience, several girls had clear goals and focused on completing their plans, so they had to go their separate ways. .

Huang Tianxuan is going to the dwarf Helu Academy to complete her dream of dual cultivation in monsters.

Wu Wenyue is going to the Royal Academy of Arts in the Elf Kingdom to learn the music, war dance and other knowledge of the elves.

Xu Manying wants to join the garment union in the Elf Kingdom and open a tailor shop.

Li Peifeng also found a job as a librarian at a magic academy in the Elf Kingdom. After studying and working, she traveled back and forth between the two countries. After they graduated, they proposed that the four of them find a place to settle down together. day.

But after the three girls understood the special nature of Tongmeng, they all became 'realistic' and were not very willing to live together. They were even a little indifferent to Li Peifeng in the dream and focused on learning those who could 'realize' the dream after waking up. 'In terms of knowledge and ability.

No matter how sweet-tempered Mr. Li is, he will not agree to the proposal of living together.

Seeing that he couldn't even open a harem in his dream, Li Peifeng was somewhat discouraged. Coupled with the indifferent attitude of the three people towards him, Li Peifeng was also discouraged.

He planned to give up the relationship between men and women for the time being, and to be realistic, to review some Narnia history and accumulate materials for his new book, so he spent every day in the library.

Those who deal with them are all teachers or students in the school, or in other words, most of them are handsome men and beautiful elves.

Of course, Li Peifeng's appearance is not bad among elves. In addition, he has been in dreams many times, or the dream itself has blessed the 'protagonist', which makes him the first level in the world in terms of magic and martial arts. He is also erudite, knowledgeable and charming.

When he inadvertently helped some teachers solve several topics, the school learned of Li Peifeng's abilities and was awarded the title of honorary professor. Over time, he was revered and loved by teachers and students.

Mainly those elf sisters, elf aunts who are over a hundred years old, and elf grandmas who are four or five hundred years old...

When they have nothing to do, they go to the library to discuss some academic issues with Li Peifeng.

Li is also a good teacher, when Wu Wenyue, Xu Manying, and Huang Tianxuan neglected him, he preached to the elves to pass the time in the dream.

As a result, once, when the three girls came to see him together, they ran into a scene where Li Peifeng was talking and laughing with the elves. They didn't even have a chance to explain to him. A beating.

But Wu Wenyue didn't stop, and Li Peifeng was careless. He didn't expect that they would really kill him. As a result, he woke up at 2:30 in the morning.

Although Li took the perfume quickly, fell into a dream again, and came back from the dead, the three girls had experienced the taste of loss, and also understood the meaning of cherishing the present, no longer indifferent to him, and agreed to live together, but life was not easy.

Once they get emotional because of some trivial matter, they will magnify it infinitely, and touch Li Peifeng, which is referred to as domestic violence...

"Anyway, if you die, you can fall asleep and come back to life again. If you beat me, it's useless."

"Hit him on the head! Hit him! You won't be able to hit him when you wake up from the dream!"

"I'm warning you, don't force me to fight back! I didn't do anything last time..."

"Bastard, do you dare to fight back? You have the guts to beat me to death. If I wake up, I will wake you up too. I will let you have this big dream?!"

Li Peifeng suffered from a headache. Although he achieved the "Four Trinities" in his dream, when he wakes up and thinks back, half of those days are images of him being besieged and beaten.

After all the three girls had almost dissipated, their relationship became harmonious, and the dream woke up!

Passionate since ancient times has spared hate, and the origin of good dreams is the easiest to wake up from.

"They should be awake too, right?"

Li Peifeng opened his eyes instantly, listening to the movement from the two bedrooms.

Wu Wenyue's voice was hoarse just after waking up: "Crackling, why are you so anxious?"

"Clothes, I have to draw them, or I'll forget them again. Don't you write down those songs? Or...you didn't have a dream this time?"

"It's done, it's right, you can turn on my computer for me."

Huang Tianxuan knocked on the door twice: "Do you have a charger? Can someone lend me one? I'll use my phone to record things."

"coming."

Li Peifeng unplugged the charger on his mobile phone, opened the door to the master bedroom, and handed it in: "See if it works."

Huang Tianxuan in the room held the charger and glanced at him up and down. She saw that the other party was only wearing shorts, her brows were slightly frowned, and she was about to close the door, but opened it again soon...

Li Peifeng, who was about to turn around, looked puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Huang Tianxuan smiled and said, "Wu Wenyue hacked you to death in his dream. Where was the last blow?"

"Why do you ask?"

Huang Tianxuan smiled even more: "I woke up very suddenly from this dream, and everyone didn't think of a secret code. Maybe everyone's dreams are different this time. If I don't ask, how do I know if you also had a dream? It seems... …Did you dream that she cut you?”

"...It must be Tongmeng, there is no need to ask!"

"Where was the cut?"

Li Peifeng sighed: "Zhongtianlinggai, are you satisfied?"

"correct answer."

Huang Tianxuan closed the door with a smile. Li Peifeng was a little angry when she asked her.

Ma boasts!

Even if I was hit with a knife in my dream, it would still feel uncomfortable!

The ultimate nothingness and the life body's own fear of death are real, and Li Peifeng woke up all at once, drenched like a sauna...

"Click~"

The door of the side bedroom opened, Wu Wenyue walked out, covering her chest with one hand, and her lower body with the other, and cast a glance at Li Peifeng: "What kind of hooligan are you without pants?"

"What the hell are you talking about me?!"

Li Peifeng snorted coldly: "Besides your hair, what else are you wearing??"

"How dare you talk back? I'll deal with you later!"

Wu Wenyue rolled her eyes dissatisfied, turned around and went to the bathroom...

Xiao Yueyue, can’t you tell the difference between fucking dreams and reality? ! Do you still know who the big and small kings are?

You bullied me in the dream, but you still dare to bully me when you wake up? !

Li Peifeng gritted his steel teeth and recalled the knife that killed him. He felt cruel and followed suit.

"What are you doing with me? I'm going to the bathroom!"

"I am coming too!"

"No, you wait for me to finish."

"Do not talk nonsense!"

Li Peifeng didn't care so much, so he squeezed in before Wu Wenyue closed the door and entered the bathroom with her.

"You wait!"

Wu Wenyue looked at him angrily for a while, but in the end she couldn't resist her inner anxiety, so she squatted on the toilet and even closed the glass door that separated the wet and dry parts...

"Bang~"

Li Peifeng blocked it and looked directly at him in the small toilet: "Pee!"

"...Don't look at me!!"

Wu Wenyue's face gradually turned red, and she squatted on the toilet, covering her chest with one hand and covering her body with the other, and said angrily: "Get out!"

Li Peifeng was also angry: "You murderer, a bad woman who murdered her husband, weren't you very powerful when you slashed me to death? How domineering and ruthless you were at that time?"

While speaking, he tried to pinch Wu Wenyue's face with his hands.

Pinched left, was blocked, pinched right, she couldn't defend!

Li Peifeng chuckled, pinched Wu Wenyue's flushed face with his right hand and shook it: "You actually said 'keep playing music and keep dancing' in front of my headless corpse. Are you so happy when I die? You are a fucking widow, do you know that!"

"let go!"

Wu Wenyue was ashamed and angry. She waved her arms and finally knocked the hands off her face: "Don't go too far. I tell you, if you make me angry, I will kill you with a knife in reality..."

"Yo huh?"

Li Peifeng's eyes flashed coldly: "How many times have you dreamed, have you become more capable?"

After saying that, he pinched his waist with both hands, took a small step forward, and ordered: "Open your mouth, I want to pee too!"

"Rolling~~"

Wu Wenyue's eyes averted, her face turned extremely red, and then her body suddenly relaxed, and she subconsciously let out a hum, and the toilet made a rumble.

Looking again, Li Peifeng was no longer there. It turned out that he went to the sink and turned on the faucet. He seemed to be washing his face, but after a few seconds, he returned to the small toilet again, still holding his waist with his hands...

"I'm not done yet!"

Wu Wenyue was helpless: "Can you wait?"

Li Peifeng coughed dryly: "I washed it, please open your mouth quickly, this position is just right!"

Just as Wu Wenyue was about to say something impolite, the bathroom door opened with a "click~".

Huang Tianxuan glanced in the direction of the toilet, and didn't react too much when she saw the two of them. She even walked to the sink calmly and searched for toothbrush cups and other toiletries.

Grab water, squeeze toothpaste, and brush your teeth!

Looking at the toilet again, the two of them were still in the same position. Huang Tianxuan blinked and smiled playfully: "Go ahead, don't worry about me."

Xu Manying was standing at the door at some point, covering his chest and lower body with both hands, urging impatiently: "What are you going on with? Come out quickly, I still need to use it!"

(End of chapter)