I’m The King of Chaos

With such a plan, Jin Shangyu also gave it up.

I saw him stride through a room similar to a living room, and after another turn around, he came to a place similar to a modern toilet.

I saw that the place of the toilet was beautifully built, with crimson tents, cushions, mattresses, and small boxes of various colors. I didn't know what it was, but it was always filled with a refreshing fragrance.

"Damn, it turned out to be divided into squatting and standing styles! Don’t these small boxes are filled with those pancake powder, agarwood, etc.! Damn, it’s very fragrant! But no matter how fragrant it is, it is also a toilet. Ah, isn't this deceiving yourself!" Just after entering the toilet, Jin Shangyu looked around. And behind him stood four beautiful women who looked graceful and slender.

"Well, I'm talking about four beauties! This lord also has a rule, that is not to see others standing here! Why don't you wait outside! Tell you, don't say anything that Shi Chong does not allow, I am not afraid of him!" In the end, Jin Shangyu was really anxious. Because he really couldn't hold back.

Perhaps seeing Jin Shangyu's strength, the four women finally walked out wittily after looking at each other.

"Ah! Comfortable! What, this, that, it's a good thing to be able to urinate happily! Shi Chong, I remember you! Really the originator of luxury!" Just when he mentioned his pants, someone Jin said Murmured in his heart.

"My lord please change clothes!"

"Um, I don't think it is necessary! This is not dirty!"

"My lord please change clothes!"

"Good, good! Beauties, you won!" Jin Shangyu didn't say much about these beauties, but accepted the service very obediently.

In this way, what was a simple toilet trip has become an extremely complicated activity in this Golden Valley Garden.

And after Jin Shangyu walked out of this magical place, he secretly said in his heart: "Damn, no wonder the historical records say that the person named Liu Yu would be scared to go in!"

"Brother, my place to show respect is okay! Are there any suggestions for improvement? Don't worry, as long as you can think of it, I can do it!"

"Bullshit! What I thought of, you can do it! Lao Tzu also thought of the automatic toilet in modern society! Can you do it!!" After despising the rich man in his heart, Jin Shangyu did not answer him. if. Because Jia Mi, who was standing next to him, had already spoken.

"What other comments are you making! You don't know where you show respect! You don't know how many people just scare you away!"

"Yes, yes! Brother Jia is right! Then, I don't know if Brother Shang Yu is frightened!"

"Hahaha, the two brothers are talking and laughing, aren't they just a place to show respect! What's not scary! Very good, very good!" Seeing Shi Chong asking himself like this, Jin Shangyu straightened his chest and laughed. After a few times, he said loudly.

Perhaps because of Jin Shangyu's composure and calmness, the topic of simple nature has come to an end. The three of them chatted and walked along a small road paved with strange stones, and they were happy when they arrived.

In this way, sightseeing remains the same, but Jin's eyes are searching everywhere. I secretly said in my heart: "Which pavilion is the place where the first beauty of the Jin Dynasty lived! By the way, when I think about it, it seems to be called Lvzhu Lou! Alas, I can't tell people to see Lvzhu directly. ! That's too much!"

While thinking in his mind, Jin Shangyu was actually surprised on the surface, and his arms were raised from time to time to indicate how good the scenery is.

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Perhaps in order to cooperate with Jin Shangyu, Jia Mi and Shi Chong also gave pointers from time to time, and the time came to 10 at noon in such a tacit understanding.

"Two adults, Shimou has prepared a luncheon, please give it a taste!"

"Okay, please, Mr. Jin first!"

"Two brothers, please!"

"Brother Shang Yu, please! You represent Long Live today! You can't give him an old man!"

"Okay, well, then, that brother, I'll respect my fate!" After a few polite words, Jin Shangyu strode towards Shi Chongzhi's direction first.

After a quarter of an hour, the three of them finally arrived on a tall pavilion. On the second floor of the pavilion, apart from the various decorations made of jade and carved columns, there is only the round dining table made of agarwood in the middle.

Jin Shangyu looked up and saw that the entire table was already full of various foods. To be honest, after a glance, Jin Shangyu didn't even know any dishes.

"Come, come, brother Shang Yu, please come to your seat!"

"Here, two brothers, please come to your seat!"

"Shang Yu! You are here again! Didn't you say that today, your identity is special!"

"Good, good!" After nodding, Jin Shangyu didn't say much, and just sat on a chair like a throne. And behind this chair is a red coral that is four feet high.

"Damn, this is not the peerless coral that scared Sima Yan's uncle Wang Kai!"

"What! Brother, you like it! Come on, send this coral to Master Jin's house in a while!"

"Damn, it's not true! You guys are too that!" I wanted to say thank you, but seeing that they didn't take it to heart, Jin Shangyu was really embarrassed to say something.

"Well, the wine and the dishes are ready. They are all common dishes. Please forgive me, two adults! Come on! Pour the wine!"

"Yes!" With a soft voice, three beauties with almost the same length have already arrived at the table. One of them even came directly to Jin Shangyu's front, gently filled him with a glass of wine, and then got up and stood straight behind Jin Shangyu.

"Come and come, today Xiaoyuan can attract two adults! It is the glory of Xiaoyuan! Since ancient times, there has been no wine and no feast! I will do it first! Two adults please!" As he spoke, Shi Chong already raised one I don't know what material the wine glass is made of, and I drank it all in one go.

Looking at Jia Mi, he didn't say much. After smiling and nodding, he raised his head and drank it. Only Jin Shangyu was sitting stupidly, looking at a loss.

"Well, Brother Shang Yu, isn't this kind of wine your favorite! You are welcome here, I have thousands of wines, brothers, you can taste it at will!"

"Damn, there are thousands of them, that's one. You can't accompany Pharaohs like you! Besides, there are people who die of alcoholism in modern society, let alone lack of medicine and medicine. Jin Shangyu, Jin Shangyu, it seems that you are very sad at this level!" While thinking about the countermeasures in his heart, Jin Shangyu's face also showed a little embarrassment.