I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Louis ran very fast, faster than any Western reporter.

He didn't want Catherine to know about his childhood embarrassments.

As soon as I went out, I was told that my aunt had made an appointment yesterday to have a casual dinner together today and take a look at my eldest nephew's girlfriend.

The check belongs to yes.

I guess what Aunt Liz means is that her two sons have been disabled by training, and my nephew cannot be disabled anymore.

The people around him had nothing to do, and Louis planned to tease Voldemort first.

He returned to the bedroom and asked Christasa to bring him some pen and ink. He also asked her not to leave in a hurry, but to carefully lock the door and help him get through.

He never did anything he wasn't sure about.

After everything was prepared, he took out the diary and took a closer look at the rough outer packaging. There were gilded words printed on the cover.

"Tom Marvolo Riddle."

Louis shrugged, opened the diary and dropped two drops of ink on it.

Sure enough, as shown in the movie, the ink dripped on the notebook paper and left two ink marks, and then the color gradually became dull until it disappeared.

Well, it absorbs water very well and doesn't leak at all.

Soft and caring.@*~~

Louis wrote the word "littlenurse" in his notebook, thought for a moment, and then wrote "spaeodadoes."

Louis wrote a string of Latin words in his diary.

I couldn't read the diary anymore, so I slowly typed out a question mark for a long time.

"If you show courtesy for nothing, you will be a thief if you are not a woman." Louis wrote another string of Chinese characters.

"Please write something I can understand, thank you."

The mentality of the diary is a bit broken.

"Look, you don't understand these two languages, how dare you call yourself smart?" Louis began to mock: "I, Harry Potter, dislike fools the most."

"Write another one! I must know it!" The diary was betting that Louis didn't know so many languages ​​​​that he didn't know.

"sashal"anore!"

This time it was changed to the official language of Quel'Thalas.

""

After writing this string of murloc words, the diary was completely broken.

"You are making up words! Damn it! This is not what friends should do!"

"This sentence is the language of fish people, which means you are hiding something." Louis quickly gave him a science introduction to what fish people are.

I also conveniently wrote him a concise fish-human language tutorial of more than 20 minutes.

If the diary showed its true form, it would be full of circles.

He has now begun to doubt whether this fish-human language really exists.

"Being able to speak multiple languages ​​is not a necessary and sufficient condition for being smart." The diary began to make up for itself: "Perhaps, I will teach you powerful magic to give you unparalleled power and defeat enemies you cannot defeat!"

"Nothing necessary, all superfluous." Lewis wrote: "Ever heard of Voldemort?"

The diary was stunned for a moment, but still wrote: "Yes, I have heard of it."

"I, Harry Potter, could kill this boss when I was one year old, and now you say you want to teach me powerful magic?" Louis paused, rubbed his sore wrist and continued writing: "Look at that Voldemort

, he and his Death Eaters are like a bunch of stupid baskets. I, Harry Potter, am waiting for him at Hogwarts. If he dares to come, his nose will be cut off by him."

The diary was down for a long time, but nothing was written in the end.

After a long while, he still said: "Okay, you win."

"Wouldn't it be better to admit it earlier?" Louis wrote in his diary.

"I think there is no need for us to beat around the bush. You are not Harry Potter at all. Who are you?"

The diary still discovered Louis' true identity.

"Your wisdom is enough to light up a bathroom." Louis wrote in his diary, and quickly added at the end of the sentence: "And it's a girls' bathroom."

Notebook shut up, obviously angry to death from Lewis.

Louis found it boring, so he closed the notebook and threw it to Christasa.

.

That's it?

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Louis' family of three drove towards Windsor Castle in a car.

Diana didn't go. Now she and cousin Charlie hate each other. Charlie thinks she doesn't understand him enough to make a good vase, while Diana thinks he is a scumbag.

Old Louis was very satisfied with Catherine, and especially liked her ambition. He had always thought that his grandson was too honest and responsible, and now having a good wife to take him would definitely help him get rid of his salty life attitude.

When we got off the bus, Cousin Charlie had already been waiting at the gate.

This was also out of respect for his elders. He especially respected old Louis and often told people that old Louis was his honorary grandfather.

After hugging Louis Sr. and saying hello, the Guinness World Record-breaking prince hugged Louis again.

"Oh, my little Louis, you seem to have grown a little taller, you are even taller than my waist."

"Hey, just wait..." Lewis gritted his teeth and said, "Sooner or later the day will come when I will surpass you!"

"Hahaha, I hope one day, I hope you can only grow as high as my chest." The cousin laughed and teased Louis.

"Hmph...don't be too happy, I wish you to be the crown prince for seventy years!" Louis gritted his teeth and cursed his good cousin.

My cousin was stunned for a moment, then he realized what he was doing and said with a smile: "Oh, that's really great." His face was filled with a sincere smile: "Who would still be alive when they are seventy or eighty years old?

Mom, this is really a happy thing."

Louis:…

Wrong, I forgot that this guy is a mama's boy.

Then my cousin realized that what he said was inappropriate, and quickly explained: "Sorry, Louis, I didn't mean that..."

"If you don't explain, it really doesn't seem like you have that intention. " _o_m " Louis also looked at his good cousin with sideways eyes.

"Hahaha..." The cousin smiled a little awkwardly. In order to dispel the awkward atmosphere, he looked at Catherine aside: "This is your girlfriend, don't you want to introduce her?"

"Hello, Your Highness." Catherine made a ladylike salute without being humble or condescending: "I am Catherine Worley, Xiaolu... Louis' girlfriend."

"You don't have to be so polite, Catherine, you can call me Charlie." Cousin Charlie is indeed a veteran in the sex industry, and he is so familiar with women.

He took Catherine's hand, very measuredly, leaned down, and let the tip of his nose lightly touch the back of her hand before letting go of her hand.

Although he is poor and ill, unlike his younger brother, he is not a copper smelter.

"Have you washed your face, my dear cousin?" Louis tutted: "I even saw the oily spot on the back of Catherine's hand..."

"Maybe it's someone's saliva." My cousin shrugged, his sharp teeth and sharp mouth no less than Louis.

"Okay, Charlie, do we really have to stand here all day?" Grandpa finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he wanted to find a place to take a nap.

Elderly people are very addicted to sleep.

Only then did the cousin realize that he couldn't let his grandfather stand for too long. He led everyone into the castle with a smile.

After entering the castle, Louis suddenly felt his hands tighten.

Originally, he had been holding Catherine's hand, but at this time, Catherine added a little more strength, obviously a little nervous.

It would be strange if you are not nervous. Who among the average person has experienced this kind of battle?

"Louis! My dear baby!"

An exaggerated voice rang out, and without asking, he knew it was Cousin Anne. Louis felt his body light up, and the whole world began to spin.

It was my cousin's tornado that destroyed the parking lot.

"Okay Annie, put Louis down, this kid is almost out of breath."

It was Uncle Phil who came to the rescue at the critical moment.

The cousin then put down Louis, looked at his circled eyes, and couldn't help but giggle.

"Thank you, Uncle Phil, you saved my life." Louis said breathlessly.

Cousin's love was so strong and deep that Louis was silent and stranded but could not recover.

"Your boy has been learning tricks in Scotland.

You won't come back either, your aunt misses you so much." Uncle Phil has always been the kind of person who doesn't keep his mouth shut: "I really don't know what kind of juggling is worth indulging in."

"Dad!" Annie slapped her big-mouthed father angrily.

Since it was a family dinner, it was relatively casual and there were not so many red tapes. Auntie was not in the living room, but was waiting for Louis and Catherine in the study. After seeing Louis and greeting him for a few words, she pulled him over.

Catherine talked cordially.

She still liked Catherine very much. Louis often wrote to his aunt to praise Catherine, so under Louis' influence, her aunt still had a good impression of Catherine.

Seeing Catherine, she suddenly seemed to see herself, the war-torn years, the passionate age, and the girlhood when she drove a truck and raced a Stuka...

At this time, a maid came over, handed a board to my aunt, and asked respectfully: "Your Majesty, these are the dishes prepared in the kitchen today. Please take a look."

Auntie chose a few she liked and handed the board to Catherine: "You can choose a few too."

Catherine took it as she was told and looked at the menu. She didn't understand French, so she randomly picked a few that she liked and handed them back to the maid. The maid bowed and then withdrew.

After talking for a long time, it was time for dinner. Auntie took Catherine to the restaurant with her.

The restaurant is in a typical Baroque style. The gorgeous crystal chandeliers reflect the colorful light and shadow in the light. The attendants shuttle through it in an orderly manner, laying a tablecloth with heavy gold embroidery on the huge square table, and then filling it with fruits and food.

and candlesticks.

Catherine was guided by the maid to sit down on the right hand side of her aunt - this time, unlike at the Malfoy house, the guest of honor at the banquet was Catherine, so she had to sit on the right hand side of the master.@*~~ She observed calmly

Others, and then imitate them to spread the white square towel on their legs.

A bell rang, and the chef and a team of maids came in pushing a trolley and stood beside everyone. The chef opened the lid on the dinner plate and gently placed the meal in front of his aunt, and then the maids

As she served everyone the dishes in unison, Catherine found that the dishes in front of her were all the ones she had chosen before, and even the slightly larger food inside had been cut into well-proportioned bite sizes.

After serving the dishes, the head chef led the maids away awkwardly, and immediately there were attendants pouring wine and drinks for them.

Looking at the dazzling array of tableware in front of her, Catherine panicked for the first time in her life. She looked at her aunt for help and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty... Aunt Liz, you know, I have never participated in a similar banquet, these etiquettes

…I really don’t quite understand.”

"Actually, I also have a secret to share with you." Aunt smiled and winked at Catherine, grabbed the body of the goblet, and took a big sip of wine: "You know I have been living here, but in fact

I’ve never quite understood the etiquette in this area.”

She put down the goblet, took Catherine's hand and patted it gently.

Auntie's smile is very kind and relaxing.

"So you don't have to be too cautious. It's enough to know how to use a knife and fork... Just tell the servants what you want to eat and they will prepare it for you."

After being comforted by her aunt, Catherine breathed a sigh of relief, but she did not relax completely. It was always right to be cautious.

After eating and drinking and leaving the restaurant, Catherine grabbed Louis. She had a question from just now.

"Xiaolu, why is no one eating the food placed in the middle of the table?"

"Oh, those..." Louis touched his nose in embarrassment, "Those are for looking at, not for eating." To be honest, his Siris soul actually couldn't stand this kind of extravagance.

It's a wasteful behavior, but this is the table manners of aristocrats, and he can't do anything about it.

It’s just that I only have eight sets of Louis four-season uniforms, so I can’t bear to see these luxurious things!

"Hey, Louis." A disgusting voice sounded from behind the two of them. Looking back, it was their second cousin Andy.

Louis was disgusted with him. Really, if he hadn't been concerned about the reputation of his uncle and aunt, he would have definitely dealt with him.

"Are you taking your little girlfriend back in such a hurry? Discord.

Your dear cousin, would you like a couple of drinks?" Although Andy was talking to Louis, his eyes were staring at Catherine with malicious intent.

"I won't bother my cousin, I have something else to do, please do as you please." Louis bowed politely, but there was a hard-to-detect stern look in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, if you have time, be sure to bring your little girlfriend to have a drink with me.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       "

After saying that, he took a deep look at Catherine, turned and left.

However, the moment he turned around, he heard Louis say something. It was a word that he did not understand the meaning of. Then, he suddenly seemed to have fallen into a happy paradise.

"ierio! (soul out of body)".