I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

"Sorry, I have someone here." Louis refused politely.

He called to Krisstrasa: "Kris, it's time for you to come back and serve the young master while I eat."

Christasa stood up quickly, gave Vitaly an awkward yet polite smile as she passed her, and then sat down on Louis' left side.

Vitaly was not angry either. She tilted her head and looked at Louis for a long time, then walked to Catherine and sat down beside her.

At this time, Principal Dumbledore began his speech again.

"What is more gratifying is that a new teacher has joined our team." Professor Dumbledore made an inviting gesture to Lockhart beside him: "Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, best-selling author,

The adventurer and our former Ravenclaw, let us welcome him back to Hogwarts!"

As soon as he finished speaking, bursts of fierce applause and enthusiastic cheers erupted from the seats of the four houses. As a best-selling author, Gilderoy Lockhart actually has many fans.

Coupled with his handsome appearance, he is very lethal to the little witches. No, the eyes of the little beavers at the Gryffindor table are shining with pink stars.

Lockhart was also very happy. He was so vain and liked this kind of scene very much. He stood up and followed his classmates. After a while, he pressed his hands twice to signal everyone to be quiet.

"All that glitter is not gold." Looking at Lockhart's handsome and greasy smile, Vitaly whispered with some disdain.

She was talking about Shakespeare's famous saying, which means "all that glitters is not gold."

As the saying goes, not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots. Obviously, Lockhart is not a pupa, but a maggot.

On the rostrum, Dumbledore saw Lockhart sitting down and began his speech as the principal again - but he only said one sentence, that was the beginning of the banquet.

As he announced the start of the banquet, a dazzling array of food was placed in front of everyone almost instantly.

Vitaly looked at the food in front of her, picked up the knife, and seemed to say to Catherine, or to herself: "I actually like British food, for example, uh... um..."

She did it on purpose, putting her index finger on her plump lips, pretending to be thinking carefully, and mocking her.

Catherine put away the books on the table and handed them to Christasa. She did not look at Vitali, but looked at the food in front of her and said with a smile: "I have to say, I also like to wear it all day long.

Berets."

Vitali took a breath and narrowed her eyes slightly: "But what makes me happy is that the Hogwarts dinner party did not include the star-gazing party."

"Even if there is, it's much better than intestine aspic, isn't it?" Catherine smiled and resisted Vitali's verbal attack.

Vitaly laid out a napkin for herself and continued to challenge: "So are we going to start drinking tea? I hear you English can't get enough of it for a whole day."

"But you can't have snails and foie gras with your tea, Mr. Hillyacres, I know it's hard for you to live without these two things." Catherine's words were as sharp as ever.

"I would rather watch some plays while drinking tea. What are the famous playwrights in the UK? Shakespeare, um... uh..." Vitaly began to think again.

"I hope you can eat some garlic to freshen your breath before watching the drama. I heard that France makes good garlic pudding. I hope you won't affect the people around you when you laugh like "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"." Catherine forked

Put a piece of Yorkshire beef pudding on a plate.

Yorkshire pudding is not pudding, it's just a name. It's actually hollow bread stuffed with meatballs and baked in the oven... that's probably it.

It's actually quite delicious, to be honest.

"Ahhhhh" is actually a meme, because the h in French is mostly silent, so British people always use this to tease them.

But in fact, the French laugh hahaha, but...well, Britain and France love each other

Everyone knows about killing each other.

Vitaly secretly pinched the fork in her hand and continued to fire calmly: "Actually, the little brother next to you is quite handsome, but I don't know if he will be bald when he grows up. After all, most British men...

...Yeah, but bald men are also very handsome, I like them very much."

"But at least my little deer is a manly man. Having said that, your efforts to protect the dignity of the country have exceeded ninety-nine percent of French men. Heiliakes, you should be proud.

"Katherine held the goblet, saluted Xiliex gracefully, and continued to poke Vitaly's lung tube.

Vitaly snorted and started to use her moves: "Huh, at least France won't be dominated by its former colonies..."

"Okay, okay, you win." Catherine picked up the wand, dipped the tip in some water and stuck a piece of white toilet paper on it. She waved it in her hand like a small flag and said slowly: "I~

Surrender!"

This action may not seem like much to people from other countries, but to the French, it is definitely a great irony.

They didn't last as long as Pavlov's Building during World War II. They were not only relegated to the Muggle world, but also couldn't hold their head high in the wizarding world.

The fork in Vitaly's hand was instantly broken, and she looked squarely at the blond girl next to her for the first time, with a burning desire to fight in her eyes.

Just now it was just fun, but now it's a personal grudge!

When Vitaly's heart was filled with the thought of snatching Catherine's boyfriend away, she knelt on the ground and screamed helplessly.

While she was still thinking about it, the conversation between the young couple gave her a critical blow.

"Kathy?"

"What's wrong, little deer?"

"ask you a question."

"you say."

"What should you call a Frenchman with an IQ of 100?"

Catherine was stunned by the question, but she also understood what Louis meant, so she smiled softly and asked softly:

"Uh...what should I call it?"

"French village." Louis said and took a vicious bite of the chicken leg.

Baby, you dare to bully my little moon?

When Catherine heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled softly, her eyes as curved as the Crescent Moon Children's Hospital.

But Louis did not realize at all that although Vitaly caused this confrontation, not only was Catherine the winner, but Catherine had the upper hand throughout the confrontation.

But now Vitaly is no longer angry, looking at the passionate couple in front of her, she even appreciates it a little.

No matter how much she scorned British food, she still wanted to fill her stomach. She picked up her knife and fork and began to choose what to eat.

In fact, the food at the Hogwarts banquet was quite rich, and it was not as bad as she had imagined before coming to school.

Of course, we can't blame her, after all, the stereotype between Britain and France is indeed like this.

"But you finally chose to become the person you hate the most, didn't you?" Catherine paused and continued: "Of course, I didn't mean to laugh at you, please forgive my French rudeness."

"How could it be? After all, I am not a barbarian on the island. I still know that I have to do as the locals do." Vitaly said while forking a few pieces of sweet corn for herself.

"The moonlight is beautiful tonight. I think Miss Worley would not refuse a lady's invitation to practice magic."

"You mean, wizard duel?" Catherine finally looked at Vitaly.

"No, oh no, how can you be so rude? It's just a little exchange of ideas about magic between classmates." Vitaly took a big sip of pumpkin juice, but the sweet taste made her feel nauseous.

, fortunately her good upbringing allowed her to stop her desire to vomit.

Her face turned blue and white in turns, and it took a long time for her to calm down.

She saw Catherine's stretched out hand, looked down and saw that it was Catherine who had handed her a glass of water.

"Drink it and you will feel much better." Catherine said calmly.

Vitaly took the water glass blankly, closed her eyes and took several sips.

The nauseating desire and sweet feeling were finally dissipated by this glass of lemonade.

"You're not afraid of me adding ingredients to the water." Catherine suddenly said after she drank the entire glass of water.

"You won't." Vitaly was not deceived.

"It's Veritaserum, I added Veritaserum." Catherine's tone was very sure.

Vitali showed a relieved expression: "That would be good, if I could take off the mask, even if it's only for a moment."

"You are brave... I promise you, remember to come with me tonight." Catherine invited Vitaly, looking at her with a little more appreciation.

"Do you want the little deer next to you to come too?" Vitaly asked.

"What, do you want him to see your pitiful look begging for mercy?" Catherine turned her head and looked at Vitaly: "I need to remind you, the name "little deer" is not something you can call."

"Okay, I'm different from you. I'm not interested in little boys." Vitaly said, but she still kept looking at Louis with her eyes.

In fact, this was one of the reasons why she transferred to another school.

Soon, the banquet came to an end. As usual, Professor Dumbledore reminded the students not to go to the Forbidden Forest, and emphatically called out the names of the Wesley twins.

Judging from the faces of the Wesla twins, it was obvious that they were disapproving of this matter.

These two guys never paid attention to school rules and regulations and Professor Dumbledore's warnings. After all, they were two little guys that even a strict dean like Professor McGonagall couldn't control.

"Let's sing the school song together." Principal Dumbledore took out his wand and prepared to give instructions.

Louis quickly released Tom and Jerry. Christasa took out a suona from her bag and handed it to Jerry, and gave Tom a bass drum and cymbals.

The Slytherin students also cleared their throats and prepared to start working.

During the vacation, Louis asked Draco to write a letter to tell the Slytherin classmates what the score of this year's school song was, and asked everyone to study the new tune seriously and make sure to perform the chorus well during the school anniversary to all the teachers and students in the school.

Let's open our eyes.

And Draco mentioned in the letter that this was what Louis meant. So no one of the classmates who received the letter dared to neglect it. Everyone practiced seriously at home to avoid making Louis unhappy if they were randomly checked later.

The two living treasures stood on the table. At the moment when Dumbledore waved his magic wand and all the teachers and students in the school spoke, the sound of the suona, a musical instrument, suddenly came to mind, making everyone stunned.

Immediately, Tom didn't know how to control the cymbals and drums together, and started to beat rhythmically.

It is the elegant music of Jingluo's wrath, deden.

"Ancestors, Grandfathers".

Pothos is also a Rama. The natal color of Slytherin is green, and the natal color of Pothos is also green. So... is it possible that Pothos is orthodox in Slytherin?

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Please give us knowledge,

No matter we are bald old people

Or the child who injured his knee in a fall,

our minds can accept

Some interesting things..."

Vitaly, who had transferred from Beauxbatons, had never seen such a battle before. She stared with wide eyes at Slytherin, who was singing the school song that smelled like mutton kebabs. This was something she had never experienced before.

New Experience.

The classmates from the other three colleges were also abducted, especially the Wesley twins. The two of them even ran to Slytherin. The two of them sandwiched Louis on the left and the right, and shouted "" to him.

The Hogwarts school song is sung to the tune of "Ancestors, Grandfather".

Dumbledore was also completely led astray, but as an artistic bacterium... a headmaster with strong cells, he still knew what kind of music it was, so he used his wand to beat the rhythm for his classmates, and he was obviously very interested.

.

After the school song, Dumbledore wiped the tears from his eyes and smiled.

Said: "Music, chorus is more attractive...Okay, the opening party is over. Dear students, please go back with your prefects."

When Louis returned to the dormitory, he was really not used to it. After all, he had been staying at home for nearly two months, and it was impossible to change things in one fell swoop.

Fortunately, the house elves are very careful about cleaning the dormitory when the students are not in the dormitory. At least there is no musty smell when the door is opened.

And unlike other dormitories, Louis's dormitory was specially sprayed with some air freshener. No need to ask, it must be out of preference of the house elves.

After all, these were all the favors his mother had saved for him during her lifetime.

Just like last year, before the students returned to their dormitories, the house elves packed their luggage early and made the beds neatly.

Draco moved out of his dormitory this school year. He asked for it. He didn't want to be a lightbulb for the young couple.

Under the operation of his father, the school director, Draco was also assigned a single room.

The main reason is that the lounge of Slytherin College is also large enough. If possible, even if many people are allocated two or three rooms, there will be enough room.

This has to be said about Slytherin's own partiality.

Louis asked Tom and Jerry to stay in the dormitory to look after the house, while he traveled lightly and prepared to go out to watch the duel between Catherine and Vitali.

Women fighting is the best thing to watch.