I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 244 New Maid

Patchouli is a recognized homebody. Everyone knows this. Compared with the neet princess Kaguya Horaiyama who likes to stay at home because she likes to play games, Patchouli is too weak and really wants to have sex.

The kind of weakness that will fall apart if you blow it.

She did not agree with Remilia's proposal, especially after Chromie sentenced her to "death".

What Chromie meant was that Patchouli would probably be sick for the rest of her life, and even exercising would be of no help.

But this is not bad news. The good news is that even the sick Patchouli will not die.

Where did the saying come from? It’s better to die than live. Patchouli had actually looked away from it a long time ago.

"If we can get the essence of the Red Dragon Legion, Patchouli's physical problems will definitely be improved -" At this point, Chromie shrugged, "But you know, I am just a bronze dragon, and I will not return my life."

I don't care, especially not the lives of Azeroth."

These words were somewhat deserving of a beating. Remilia clenched her small fists and endured it again and again, but she still chose to swallow her anger. After all, it seemed that Chromie would definitely not be able to beat him.

As a vampire who can live for more than four hundred years, she must know when to go to bed and when to retreat. She knows very well that there is an old saying in Siris, which is that he who knows the current affairs is a wise man.

She silently recited the heart-purifying spell taught to her by a certain Seris witch back then to calm down her mood.

Louis thought of the S-class mission - to rescue the Red Dragon Queen in Grim Batol, but to be honest, in his current state, he probably had to give it as a gift in the past.

However, the bunch of essences rewarded by the mission are really greedy, but there is a more serious problem - if I really give my aunt a bunch of essences of the Red Dragon Legion, then my cousin may have to be a prince for thousands of years.

Hmm... If his cousin was in such a state as his mother's baby, he might wish he could hide behind his mother all the time.

After all, Patchouli couldn't resist Remilia, so she agreed to go with her - she wanted to be the librarian of the Hogwarts library and store all her books there.

In my previous life, I heard that most of the library in Patchouli's library was filled by little Liu Bei. Of course, Louis also asked curiously. As a result, Patchouli's face turned red and her breathing became rapid. She rolled her eyes and fainted.

The girl really couldn't stand being slandered like this. When she woke up, Louis also knew that his joke was a bit too much, so he solemnly apologized to her. Patchouli was also quite open-minded and did not hold on to this matter.

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As a result, Remilia's words made her break through her defense again.

"Actually, you guessed it right, little Louis." Remilia stroked her chest with her hands like a little adult, and confirmed majestically: "I have been with Patch for so many years, and of course I know that she is unknown.

A little hobby..."

Patchouli pointed at Remilia tremblingly, shivered for a long time, and fell to the ground.

If Louis hadn't been quick to help her, she might have suffered at least a slight concussion.

The girl in his arms was extremely soft, like a ball of cotton, with an unreal sense of reality, light and soft, and a faint fragrance. Of course Louis was not an idiot, but Patchouli didn't wake up at this time and shook her head.

Louis didn't wake up for a long time. Firstly, Louis was afraid that he would shake her apart. Secondly, he also understood what was going on because of his high emotional intelligence.

After all, you can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep. Louis also saw that Patchouli was really embarrassed by being told, so she had to use this method to escape.

"Okay, Lemi, don't say any more." Louis held the light Patchouli in his arms, looked at Remilia and said, "If you say anything else, I can't guarantee whether Patchi will throw a few at you.

magic."

"Am I afraid of her?" Remilia snorted and smiled: "I tell you, if she can cast a complete magic without fainting, I'll count her as the winner!"

Lewis clearly felt that the girl in his arms was breathing rapidly. He chuckled to himself and did not refute what Remilia said. Instead, he planned for the future: "Patch said she wanted to be the librarian, what about you?

,what's your plan?"

"I am the master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, so naturally I want to be the master of Hogwarts!" Remilia smiled wildly, looking very high-spirited.

Harry and Ron looked at each other, and both saw the look of "spotting a fool" in each other's eyes.

Remilia's age and height are inversely proportional, but her level of secondary education is directly proportional. Louis sighed and reached out to hit Remilia on the head.

"Don't hit me on the head again! Little Louis!" Remilia waved her fist like a propeller and rushed towards Louis, but Louis just pressed his hand on her head, and her short arms could only be used.

Swinging, but unable to cause any blow to Louis.

This may be the disadvantage of having short arms. Louis smiled unscrupulously, hugging Patchouli with one hand and pressing Remilia's head with the other. He punched the man in Nanshan Nursing Home and stepped on Beihai Kindergarten.

spirit.

It just looks like it, after all, Remilia's strength has nothing to do with kindergarten.

Remilia was so angry that she grabbed Louis' arm and bit it hard, but it felt like she was biting on hard steel - Louis' energy shield self-protection was not a vegetarian, and now Remilia's teeth

They were almost knocked out.

She finally gave up trouble with Lewis, and her original majesty disappeared, replaced by grievances.

As soon as her little mouth closed, she was about to cry.

Lao Deng's shamelessness was really life-threatening, so Louis quickly held her chin to prevent her from crying.

"Okay, okay, pack up and get ready to go with me...and Patchi, Patchi?" Louis shook the girl in his arms, Patchouli, and then she woke up with a cry.

"Go and clean up your library... I'll make some arrangements for you at school later." Louis said. After a while, he smiled and said: "And your little devil... where is the little devil?"

"MQ...she is still waiting for me in the basement." Patchouli whispered, her face flushed pink, as if she was ashamed.

Come to think of it, I haven't been in contact with any male creatures for so many years, and it's strange that I'm not shy when I'm suddenly held in someone's arms.

Not everyone is like Remilia, who doesn't...not care about the eyes of the world.

——You want to say that you are shameless, right?

Louis took Chromie and Patchouli to the basement to help her clean up the library, but she didn't need Chromie's help. Patchouli could take away the books by herself.

Looking at the empty basement, Patchouli let out a sigh. After all, this was the place where she had lived for hundreds of years. When she came in, she also heard that there was a lot of commotion outside about the French Big 00. It seemed that a certain person named

Marla was stabbed to death in the bathtub.

That Mara must have been as frail and sick as herself, so she was killed while staying at home... so thought Patchouli.

Patchouli is actually a kind-hearted girl. Even if she has been staying with vampires like Remilia, it is difficult to hide that she is actually a kind-hearted girl. This fact is somewhat untainted. And Remi

Although Leah sucks human blood, she has a small appetite and is not fatal after sucking it. She will be dizzy for two days at most.

Moreover, she is a picky eater and only drinks type B blood, so she has some problems.

Still too full to eat.

After saying goodbye to Charlotte, Remilia left with Louis and made a promise with Charlotte that she would definitely go to help when the war started with the Blood Eyes.

The matter in the Muggle world has been settled, and the rest is the matter in the magic world. After talking to Solanlian on the phone, it is obvious that Solanlian also breathed a sigh of relief.

When she returned home, she saw two more girls, one older and one younger, in Lewis's team. Solanlian assumed the posture of the head of the family: "Tell me, what's going on with these three girls?"

The three girls were the little devil, Patchouli and Remilia. Louis briefly explained to Solanlian, and then Solanlian let Louis go with suspicion.

But looking at her subtle expression, it was obvious that she was somewhat doubtful about their relationship.

"The vinegar smell is almost coming out..." Ye Ziyan commented to Catherine in a low voice from the side, and the latter chuckled.

Almost all the people in the Woley family have left, leaving only the trio of Emma, ​​Sirius, and Snape, as well as the two sisters Catherine Ye Ziyan, and Solanli Ann. Lewis came back with someone, obviously

It makes the atmosphere in this home lively.

Remilia needed a room without sunlight, so she lived in the basement. Patchouli also wanted to go there, but was stopped by Louis, claiming that she needed a room full of sunlight. Exposure to the sun can replenish calcium, so she let

She moved into a room on the second floor with the little devil.

When Louis returned to his room, he saw that neither Ye Ziyan nor Catherine came to look for him, so he returned to Mountbatten's house through the Floo Network - she took out the Sakuya Izayoi card that was rewarded by the mission, and silently thought about using it.

This kind of thing must not be done in front of the main palace. No matter how broad-minded she is, Louis still feels a little guilty.

After using the card, he felt in a trance, and a white-haired maid with a hot figure and a beautiful face appeared in front of Louis.

Here it comes! Here it is! It’s Bai Mao, the people in Chongguo’s favorite! She’s so happy!

"Sakuya Izayoi, I have met the young master." Sakuya Izayoi bowed deeply, and her English with a colonel's accent made it easy to tell where she was from.

Of course, I came from a small island country where I lived a good life since childhood.

At the same time, Kristassa, who was on the first floor of Woley's house, sneezed heavily, causing the house to tremble. She wiped her nose and felt a little cold behind her, as if she had lost something important.

, and there is a sense of precarious crisis.

But she didn't pay too much attention to it. She had often felt this way before, so she was not surprised at all.

When Sakuya Izayoi bent down, Louis could even see the deep career line. Of course Sakuya Izayoi also noticed the young master's gaze, but the maid's job was to serve the young master, so she was not angry.

Louis was not really interested in the mountains. He just wanted to see if Sakuya Izayoi was like the legend, placing two pads in front of the mountains.

But he didn't dare to ask this question. The two had just met, and Louis didn't want to leave a bad impression on a maid who could stop at all times.

"Hello, Sakuya." Louis smiled and nodded, looking down at Maid-chan's white thighs. Sure enough, there was a leather leg ring wrapped around it, and it was filled with sharp throwing knives.

Izayoi Sakuya saw Lewis staring at the flying knives on his legs, so he chuckled and explained: "There are a total of 8 flying knives on each leg. Do you want to see it?"

"No, no, no..." Lewis quickly waved his hand and said, "I feel relieved to have you by my side to protect me."

"Young master is joking. With your strength, you don't need my protection." She said meaningfully. As a maid trained by the system, she really knew Louis' actual strength.

As she said that, she pulled out a tea set from nowhere like a magic trick: "I don't know the young master's taste, so I prepared black tea on my own initiative. Do you need to add sugar?"

"No, Sakuya." Louis rejected the maid's suggestion: "Drinking tea at night is not a good thing, it will affect your sleep."

"I understand, Master." Sakuya Izayoi put away the tea set in an instant, and Louis felt that the maid-chan had used the ability to stop.

"Can this ability be used at will? There are no restrictions?" Louis asked curiously.

Izayoi Sakuya smiled slightly and nodded: "This is also a part of self-training. Practice can improve my abilities."

"I understand." Louis sat on the bed, preparing to take off his clothes and go to bed.

Izayoi Sakuya hurriedly stepped forward and began to help Louis undress. When Louis changed into pajamas, Izayoi Sakuya suddenly said: "I have put the bath water for you, young master, do you want me to take a bath for you?"

?”

"Okay, let's go." Louis was not an innocent little virgin, and he did not reject Sakuya's kindness.

Of course, he also realized that Sakuya's pad was not long. It was padded, but it was not considered a pad. It was indeed not small, but the pad was just for protection.

"Ding-ding-ding..." The phone rang. Louis looked at Sakuya in the bathtub, and the next second the phone appeared in Sakuya's hand.

Louis was so satisfied, simply so satisfied. Without comparison, there would be no harm. Compared to Dragon Maid, Sakuya’s professionalism was so high that he didn’t know where it was. Louis decided to keep Sakuya by his side and did not plan to assign it to anyone.

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By the way, let the dragon maid learn from her what a professional maid is (tactical fallback).

He took the phone from Sakuya's hand and pressed the answer button.

"Where have you been, Louis?" Catherine's voice rang on the other side of the phone.

Louis stretched out his hand and gestured to signal Sakuya not to make a sound. He replied: "Oh, I'm home, I have something to arrange."

(End of chapter)